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Recruiting members for an elite squadron of tattoo and art connoisseurs
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Newsletter Invitation
Join the SC Tattoo Force
Recruiting members for an elite squadron of tattoo and art connoisseurs
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Greetings Potential Operative!
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Some people have been asking if I’ve got a newsletter—like I’ve been secretly running some clandestine tattoo intelligence agency that they’re missing out on. Well, guess what? I have been. And as of now I’m allowing you, loyal customer, friend, access to these classified communiques.
But let’s be clear: I hate spam as much as I hate running out of ink on a covert cover-up mission. So, let me assure you—this is the last unsolicited email I’ll ever send. Scout’s honour.
Here’s what I know: This newsletter isn’t gonna bombard your inbox. We’re talking bi-monthly updates. Or maybe tri-monthly. Quad-monthly? Who’s counting? The point is, you might hear from me when you least expect it.
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FREE sticker pack!
For operatives stationed in the Lower Mainland, your mission is clear: Decode the encrypted message in your membership brief and follow the designated protocol to secure your sticky incentive.
For agents operating outside the area, relay coordinates to SCTF Command, and I’ll ensure the payload is deployed. Expect delivery through trusted channels—barring interference from Canada Post pitbosses, pulling the strings from their mailroom thrones.
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• Early Intel:
Gain priority info on events, conventions, and early booking opportunities.
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• Exclusive Promotions:
Get subscriber-only give-aways, discounts and sneak peeks at new merch and flash designs.
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• Behind-the-Scenes Access:
See what’s developing at command central, from works-in-progress to big projects waiting to be revealed.
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Oh, and one last thing: Signing up means joining the SC Tattoo Force, a highly decorated squadron known for its occasional acts of mischief and casual noncompliance. Full details?
You’ll have to subscribe to find out.
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If that sounds like your kind of action, hit the big, shiny button below and join the squad.
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Your brother in future artistic and disruptive endeavors,
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Commander of Tattoos + Mastermind of Minor Inconveniences
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P.S.
Once you’ve read this message and acted accordingly, delete it. We can’t have classified tattoo intelligence falling into the wrong hands—whether that’s adversaries foreign (Dave Navarro), domestic (Galen Weston) or extraterrestrial (Zuck). This message will not self-destruct, but the SCTF trusts you to handle it responsibly.
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Sean Cox Tattoo
332 Columbia St, Unit 207
New Westminster, BC
Canada
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Privacy Note:
Your email is safe with me. No spam, no backroom deals with evil data brokers, and unsubscribing will always be an option (though revoking duty to the force is not).
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