Times Square Bathroom Relief, at Midnight

Charmin toiletsThe Charmin holiday toilets in Times Square, now in their third year, will be open to New Year’s revelers from midnight to 2 a.m. on Jan. 1. (Photo: Charmin)

As the final hours of 2008 drift away, thousands of people (no one ever seems to know the precise number) are braving the chill and gathering in Times Square for the traditional New Year’s ball drop. And as on New Year’s Eves past, the New York City police are arraying the crowds into “viewing sections” — essentially fenced-off, carefully monitored pedestrian bullpens — throughout the area.

Once one enters the viewing section, it is hard to get out, even — or especially — to use the bathroom. So City Room was intrigued when Charmin, the toilet-paper maker, which since 2006 has operated a collection of temporary bathrooms in Times Square for pedestrians and tourists each winter, said that its toilets will be open to revelers in the wee hours of New Year’s for the first time — between midnight and 2 a.m. Thursday.

“The city does not provide portable public restrooms, and nearby bars and restaurants limit their facilities to customers only and often close early in the evening,” Charmin’s public relations company said in a statement, explaining the value of the toilets. “Due to the confined situation, some tourists have admitted to wearing diapers to the event, while others have resorted to using bottles to relieve themselves.”

But if the toilets don’t open until midnight, how will that help those needing to use the bathroom before then?

A Charmin spokeswoman explained that the police generally cannot permit those in the viewing areas to leave and move around, and said there was no way to open the bathrooms before the ball drops at the stroke of midnight. The restrooms were open until 3 p.m. Wednesday, she said, and would reopen 9 hours later.

The 20 bathrooms, which are cleaned and monitored by full-time paid attendants, are at 1540 Broadway, near 46th Street, next to the Virgin Mega Store. How many will use them during the two-hour window is anyone’s guess.

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Why is there “no way” to have the bathrooms open? This is inhumane. Due to lingering 9/11 paranoia, if you want to visit Times Square on New Year’s eve, you have to pee your pants? I’m crossing that event off my “Things to do before I die” list. Screw that. I have a TV, and a bathroom, at home.

Happy New Year.

I knew there was a reason not to be down in Times Square — standing penned in a crowd for hours in the cold– without access to a bathroom — for maybe 6 hours. And then wait on a line at midnight– and you want more of us to come down there, Mr. Mayor? It may be safe because of all the police presence, but we New Yorkers value our bathroom access. It is bad enough having to spend an entire theater intermission on the ladies room line, because the theater owners don’t yet get it, but 6 hours penned in a crowd with no hope of relief, NO THANKS!

Again the reason why people pee in a bottle. Seriously. Huge crowd and most everyone isn’t paying attention. Water bottle, beer bottle… who’s looking… :P

As a former New Yorker who lived in the neighborhood for over a decade, the absence of bathrooms in Times Square a New Years is nothing new, the Charmin sponsored toilets are a brilliant idea, even if open for a brief while after midnight.

As a recent transplant to DC all I can say is: could the Charmin folks sponsor some public toilets here on inauguration day?

How right he is about post-9/11 paranoia!
When there is an event like a big concert in Central Park, don’t they provide some outhouses?
Why should Times Square on New Year’s Eve be any different?

A free nation? And we allow the police to round us up like cattle? No matter how many good reasons, safety, security, etc., there are, no matter how many people might potentially die in a “free for all,” no free people should ever allow a police force to treat them like cattle.

“Whosoever tells me what to do is my enemy” — Proudhomme

I know I’m never going to win a liberties argument with the NYPD, so I stay away from Times Square. How sad what we’ve become.

//www.boldizar.com

I am 65 years old now, when I was just 10 years old my parents took our family of 6 to experience New York City on New Years Eve.
We dinned at Mamma Leone’s and then went to Time’s Square to be part of the hordes welcoming in the New Year. I was so excited. However, my only memory to this night was the extreme need to use the facitiies with none to be had.
So on behalf of those that don’t plan ahead….Thank You Charmin!

Sad- pathetically sad. First that anyone would wait in the frigid cold for hours on end. And second without booze no less. Because, heaven forefend, someone might consume alcohol in public and then have to go to the bathroom. I’ll take Paris, where one can drink wherever one wants with hundreds of public toilets available every time you turn the corner. This country is so unsophisticated it makes me sick!

If Dick Clark never uses a bathroom on New Year’s Eve, then my bladder doesn’t need one, either.

It’s a shame that NYC allows Homeland Security to dictate that a remote chance of terrorism is more important than an immediate threat to public health….

Kudos to Charmin for providing bathrooms, at least for a while… it’s a good effort on their part.

Now we know why they call it the wee hours.

Ireland McAllister January 1, 2009 · 2:36 am

I was in Times Square today, and I did overhear some people commenting on the fact that there are no toilets.

Come on, if not for the adults, then at least provide some for the younger ones? I can’t complain, I was inside Blue Fin most of the night..Only came out to see the ball drop.

But it does seem inhumane to keep such a big crowd deprived of basic facilities.

peepolice state

So, now we know the deal. Definitely not for those with
bladder control issues.
Great seeing you last night. No kidding, that was a great surprise. Love ya. – Donna

it is high time the mayor of newyork takes decision
to give facility for rest room at least from the yr 2009
january to all around the clock permanently
it will be difficult for tourists like us without good
rest rooms
hope our request will be fulfilled by mayor of newyork
at the earliest
my best wishes on this account to the mayor of newyork
happy newy year to all

I never know I can endure for more than 6 hours ,in such a chilly outside,without going to the restroom .I did . There is no happy for win this kind of challenge.people need more restroom for their health

Charmin should open up bathrooms all over the city. The city itself doesn’t do anything much in the way of providing bathrooms, yet it encourages tourists to come. Where is one to go? They could even charge. I’d gladly pay up to $1 to use the bathroom if there was one around when I needed it.

With all the shows closing on Sunday, maybe now would be a good time for a revival of “Urinetown.”

There are free toilets which are clean and safe all over New York City. I don’t know what people are talking about. Any decent hotel has a public restroom.

This was my 8th consecutive year ringing in the New Year from Times Square.

The rules have been pretty consistent over the years.

I commend the NYPD on doing such a fine job – it’s amazing how well organized this massive event really is.

Most people I meet every year all have the same stories – their first and only time.

As for public restrooms – use them before the event (after lunch).

Happy New Years, everyone!

CLOACAHEADS

Toilet jokes
Are always fun
Except the times
You have to run.

Toilet jokes
Are what you get
From bureaucrats
Of the brainless set.

A city that fails
To offer relief
Is a toilet joke
Beyond belief.

for gods-sake people, or whatever higher power you happen to believe in, even if there were public restrooms open to tourists before midnight, it would be pointless; you can’t leave the pen. and dont complain about the pens either; its for our own safety so that people aren’t running around crazy and so that people don’t get killed. we saw what happened on Black Friday; and those people were sober. there’s an extremely simple way to solve the problem, just don’t drink anything. It’s worth the discomfort to be in a magical place like Times Square on New Years Eve

I was in time square for this past NYE , and Missed the count down and ball drop because I was getting sick due to “holding it in”. I was told several times buy the cops that if i left the area i would not be allowed back in, I even offered the cop my ID to hold til i got back. that didnt even work. I agree with all of your comments. I will say it was a blast I would do it again in a heart beat. I just wont drink all day, lol

New York City is, and always has been, a disgrace; It treats its citizens and tourists with contempt when it comes to bathroom relief. Restaurants and hotels have become the public bathrooms of the city but try going to the hotel on the NE corner of 7th Avenue and 55th street, and unless you are a hotel client, you will be denied a key to use their bathrooms. And what happens out of the midtown area is even worse. An utter disgrace and no one talks about it.New Yorkers pay high enough taxes as it is.
What about the subways stations, closed in the seventies because of crime, which is no longer a factor as it was then. With all of Bloomberg’s clout and money, you’d think he’d do something about it.

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