What does Vin Diesel do if you ask him to take off his shoes? Height frauding Vin Diesel

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SouthoftheAndes

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Serious question.

Vin Diesel is perhaps the biggest tool and insecure man in Hollywood.

He isn't a short guy and is pegged by Celebheight at 5'11, yet he still feels the need to lie and act like he is 6'2 or 6'1. I really doubt he is shorter than 5'10.

He is more insecure than Conor Mcgregor who people bash on for his wanting to be 'bigger' but Diesel takes it to another level. It pegs the question of what is Vin Diesel compensating for?


http://www.celebheights.com/s/Vin-Diesel-71.html



Seriously imagine this clown at a Hollywood pool party, no way does he take off his lifts. What does he do if you ask him to take off his shoes when he enters the party? You think he does it or he just goes home and is like "naaa man I actually need to go home".

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Paul Walker is 6'2-6'3, and The Rock claims to be 6'4.

Vin Diesel claims to be 6'1 though and yet even with his huge lifts he never appears taller than Paul Walker who is wearing flat shoes.

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Seriously
 
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Dude there are thousands of better things to do in life than assess the masculinity of people you don't know.
 
LOL TS must be a legit midget with all these height threads.
 
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Dude there are thousands of better things to do in life than assess the masculinity of people you don't know.
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^^ confirmed ass lover of Vin Diesel.

Who gets butthurt over anonymous view point of a poster on a damn mma forum? LOL these type of comments are always so pathetic.

XalexinchainsX said:
LOL TS must be a legit midget with all these height threads.
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If you cannot find the comedy in how Vin Diesel is worth millions of dollars and yet is so insecure that he CLEARLY wears lifts and lies obsessively about his height. Then you need your head checked and or are lacking the ability to interpret humor.

And only a guy who wears lifts 24/7 would be butthurt at the most famous Height frauder (Vin Diesel) being called out about it on an anonymous mma forum.
 
You sound insecure too, don't worry about it.
 
SouthoftheAndes said:
^^ confirmed ass lover of Vin Diesel.

Who gets butthurt over anonymous view point of a poster on a damn mma forum? LOL these type of comments are always so pathetic.



If you cannot find the comedy in how Vin Diesel is worth millions of dollars and yet is so insecure that he CLEARLY wears lifts and lies obsessively about his height. Then you need your head checked and or are lacking the ability to interpret humor.

And only a guy who wears lifts 24/7 would be butthurt at the most famous Height frauder (Vin Diesel) being called out about it on an anonymous mma forum.
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I recognize that it's funny vin diesel wears lifts. I'm moreso laughing at your last 10 threads being height related
 
This has to be one of the funniest threads I've seent since I was resurrected.
 
SouthoftheAndes said:
Serious question.

Vin Diesel is perhaps the biggest tool and insecure man in Hollywood.

He isn't a short guy and is pegged by Celebheight at 5'11, yet he still feels the need to lie and act like he is 6'2 or 6'1. I really doubt he is shorter than 5'10.

He is more insecure than Conor Mcgregor who people bash on for his wanting to be 'bigger' but Diesel takes it to another level. It pegs the question of what is Vin Diesel compensating for?


http://www.celebheights.com/s/Vin-Diesel-71.html



Seriously imagine this clown at a Hollywood pool party, no way does he take off his lifts. What does he do if you ask him to take off his shoes when he enters the party? You think he does it or he just goes home and is like "naaa man I actually need to go home".

fast-five-vin-diesel-paul-walker.jpg

paul-walker.jpg

vin-diesel.jpg
fast-fivejpg-87f72ddf47617fa8.jpg



Paul Walker is 6'2-6'3, and The Rock claims to be 6'4.

Vin Diesel claims to be 6'1 though and yet even with his huge lifts he never appears taller than Paul Walker who is wearing flat shoes.

Ludacris-Tyrese-Vin-Diesel-Paul-Walker-Rio-Fast-Furious-5.jpg

YjZBt2k.jpg



Seriously
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That's some serious investigative reporting, WEIRDO.

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BTW, Vin Diesel is awful.








Meanwhile, in South Korea...
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SouthoftheAndes said:
Serious question.

Vin Diesel is perhaps the biggest tool and insecure man in Hollywood.

He isn't a short guy and is pegged by Celebheight at 5'11, yet he still feels the need to lie and act like he is 6'2 or 6'1. I really doubt he is shorter than 5'10.

He is more insecure than Conor Mcgregor who people bash on for his wanting to be 'bigger' but Diesel takes it to another level. It pegs the question of what is Vin Diesel compensating for?


http://www.celebheights.com/s/Vin-Diesel-71.html



Seriously imagine this clown at a Hollywood pool party, no way does he take off his lifts. What does he do if you ask him to take off his shoes when he enters the party? You think he does it or he just goes home and is like "naaa man I actually need to go home".

fast-five-vin-diesel-paul-walker.jpg

paul-walker.jpg

vin-diesel.jpg
fast-fivejpg-87f72ddf47617fa8.jpg



Paul Walker is 6'2-6'3, and The Rock claims to be 6'4.

Vin Diesel claims to be 6'1 though and yet even with his huge lifts he never appears taller than Paul Walker who is wearing flat shoes.

Ludacris-Tyrese-Vin-Diesel-Paul-Walker-Rio-Fast-Furious-5.jpg

YjZBt2k.jpg



Seriously
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Met Paul Walker on several occasions when I lived in Hawaii. He's around 6'0". God rest his soul.
 
XalexinchainsX said:
I recognize that it's funny vin diesel wears lifts. I'm moreso laughing at your last 10 threads being height related
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But they aren't.

I have only had a few height related threads out of the like hundred threads I have created.

1) Thread about girls calling Taylor Lautner short, and me mentioning that height does still matter even when you are a famous celeb. Those girls would of likely banged him but he was still viewed as 'below' a taller similarly good looking famous actor.

2) I made a thread asking if anyone would like to be Mighty Mouse height (5'2 or 5'3) since a guy in my Taylor Lautner thread kept saying that anyone who wouldn't want to be a rich manlet is lying. I told him several times that he is crazy and that I am perfectly happy being myself and that I wouldn't want to be a 5'2 billionaire. I told him I don't want to live life by being the definition of physically inferior and knowing and feeling that on a daily basis.


3) I made a thread asking if anyone would be willing to shrink their penis permanently to 2 inches when erect in exchange for a billion dollars. I made that thread because again some losers kept claiming that money is all that matters. And apparently to losers it is all that matters in the Taylor Lautner and Mighty Mouse thread. I personally however don't think you can put a price on being an average or above average male physically.


4) I made a thread saying why I don't like the Flyweight division and it is because they are super manlets and are light as shit. They don't seem like men to me. The ring girls are bigger than them!
 
Damn, Vin looks like a manlet compared to the Rock. Sure, so would almost anyone else, but I thought they'd at least be somewhat comparable.

Vin still isn't as manlety as that Chinese guy, though.
 
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