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MILF braces for FAP offensive

r/funny - MILF braces for FAP offensive
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u/joecoollv avatar

"I am the commander of the CLIT!"

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The writer knew exactly what he was doing.

I bet the first attack wave will involve a lot of seamen.

u/straydog1980 avatar

An assault on the rear, I think

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u/vaguepineapple avatar

Bucket loads

u/mckja800 avatar

Shoe boxes of it.

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u/patentspatented avatar

My brain simply will not accept that this is a real headline. You can show me all the proof you want but I'll still sit here like "jet fuel can't melt steel beams and also that headline is photoshopped" because COME ON. THAT IS TOO PERFECT TO BE REAL.

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Does it help to know they do that on purpose?

It's photoshopped or a typo. It should be AFP

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u/arenadeathmatch avatar

wow is this actually a real newspaper

Yep, from the Philippines

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oh didnt expect this kind of wording to be allowed on a newspaper interesting

Yeah, it's the terrorist organization in the Philippines, Moro Islamic Liberation Front, or MILF.....

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oh is that what it means sorry i honestly didnt know that what does the fap stand for

I think the FAP part is photoshopped, it's suppose to be AFP, Armed Forces of the Philippines.

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u/mszegedy avatar

Didn't they change their name recently?

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"Northern California's Largest Filipino American Newspaper".

Read the top of the picture. It's an american community newspaper.

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u/Amaroq208 avatar

Sounds like a video title on pornhub.

u/Jakereddits avatar

Or a publication that wants to be on Reddit

u/el_monstruo avatar

Hell, I thought it was.

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I like to think the title guy sits around thinking of clever titles that will make front page so he can silently admire his title making abilities and yet laugh at the guy who titled the post of his title.

u/Asi9_42ne avatar

Now that's how you sell newspapers

u/Pepe_leprawn avatar

It's a battle for the ages. In one corner we have the mother we would all like the fuck and in the other we hav...oh shit it's cumming!

I don't know what I expected

u/_PM_ME_YOUR_NIPPLES avatar

I hear she's local and wants to fuck you.

u/GodOfAllAtheists avatar

I'm glad the joke wasn't in the title. I hate that.

u/loversean avatar

Ah, those Moro Islamic liberation front boys are up to it again

u/TampaRumHam avatar

Brace for penetration

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Photoshop, the A in FAP is larger than the F, it's meant to be AFP. Next time correct for perspective.