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(TPC)   No matter how surly your drug dealer is, grenades still aren't acceptable forms of payment   (thepittsburghchannel.com) divider line
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Road-weevul  
2005-10-23 8:34:23 PM  
I bet that went over well...
"Yeah man we were just trying to sell this dude some dope, and this fool tried to pay me w/ grenades! Ya'll need to do something bout these damn criminals."

/idiots
//First TF post :D
///Had to end it w/ the slashies >:D
 
Andralynn  
2005-10-23 8:38:10 PM  
"I don't really like guns"

"Neither do I"

"How do you feel about explosives?"

"Those I like better..."

;)
 
Coolhaus  
2005-10-23 9:00:36 PM  
Christ, how much of an idiot do you have to be to get a drug dealer to call the cops on you?

Thankfully, that question has now been answered.
 
JetCougar  
2005-10-23 9:17:58 PM  
I guess they thought that the dealers would have some real holes to fire into.
 
Oshizzle  
2005-10-23 9:20:03 PM  
"No? Well, can I just get a couple of buds for this here M-80?"
 
Nunpoo  
2005-10-23 9:20:59 PM  
Bill Brasky eats live grenades for breakfast, with a class of whole milk.
 
krelborne  
2005-10-23 9:21:27 PM  
Your smack is da bomb, yo!

/got nuthin'
 
pambanana.com  
2005-10-23 9:22:39 PM  
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Grenades are explosive.
 
Petekill  
2005-10-23 9:22:45 PM  
I work for a drug dealer, and he doesn't like to take anything else other than cash.
 
Falcon Orb  
2005-10-23 9:26:02 PM  
His head asplode?
 
The bomb is at B  
2005-10-23 9:27:16 PM  
Authorities said the men were looking for drugs, but when they tried to pay with a grenade, the drug dealers called the police.

This must have been really threatening, it takes a lot to get a drug dealer to call the po.
 
BullsHitter  
2005-10-23 9:27:58 PM  
Did they count to "three"?
 
skinink [OhFark]  
2005-10-23 9:29:01 PM  
So if I was the drug dealer, I would have had two thoughts: say no, and watch the idiot try and throw the grenade at me; or say yes, give him the drugs, then throw the grenade at HIM. Then get my drugs back to resell.


I'd hate to see how this guy tries to pay for a haircut ...
 
MWB  
2005-10-23 9:29:41 PM  
Dude's street cred is shot. Pussing out = will get killed soon enough. Can't be a chicken shiat drug dealer.
 
genericdefect  
2005-10-23 9:34:04 PM  
That can't possibly be all of the story.

It would be unethical to believe that any number of persons with that level of stupidity could exist much less aggregate in such numbers in one location. Therefore I aim my cynicism at the police report.
 
GCD  
2005-10-23 9:34:30 PM  
skinink,

...or say yes, give him the drugs, then throw the grenade at HIM. Then get my drugs back to resell.

Hey man, I got some good shiat...no I didn't cut it with anything...what are you talking about? Those ain't teeth, you biatch. Those are...uhh...*runs*
 
FriarTuck  
2005-10-23 9:41:57 PM  
A good drug dealer is a terrible thing to waste.
A drug dealer that delivers, now that is what made America great.
 
The Planet of Plork  
2005-10-23 9:43:45 PM  
See a pin and pick it up and all day long you'll be wondering where the granade is.
 
CCCarnie  
2005-10-23 9:48:17 PM  
GCD

"Hey, I'll trade you this souvenir ball for the souvenir bat!"
"Ok"
*SMACK*
"Now what did you learn?"
 
Coolhaus  
2005-10-23 9:59:18 PM  
FriarTuck: A drug dealer that delivers,


I dallied with coke for a few months with a girl who would not only deliver, but party with me, dutch. Kicking her to the curb was an exercise in will. Plus that whole running out of money thing was problematical.

If they really wanted to catch drug users, they should just monitor who constantly takes out $240-300 out of ATMs at 3 AM. I look back on my bank statements from then and just sigh. I could have bought a farking car with all that.

Now I just stick to booze and pot. My 3 AM raids are now confined to Waffle House and 7-11 :)
 
bmihura  
2005-10-23 9:59:51 PM  
Why would anybody accept a grenade as payment? How can you test it without destroying it?

I'll bet the drug dealers didn't get caught, they seem savvy enough.
 
Smart Ass  
2005-10-23 10:02:55 PM  
".., but when they tried to pay with a grenade, the drug dealers called the police."

I think they ment "but when they tried to pay with a grenade PIN, the drug dealers first 'shait', then called the police."

rip off? or hero's?

pambanana.com: Grenades are explosive.

It's still funny, Mr Obvious, but how long can it last?
 
Biggie Thang  
2005-10-23 10:15:17 PM  
Bahh ! Just play the new version of "Poop in the paper sack" and after laying it on some smucks porch then set it on fire...Just pull the pin , set the fire, ring the doorbell and run like hell..
/ Oh the gawfaws that will cause..
 
canadian eh  
2005-10-23 10:16:09 PM  
Andralynn
Nice SG-1 reference.....good episode too.
 
downtownkid  
2005-10-23 10:27:41 PM  
genericdefect,

Clearly you have not spent much time in Camden, NJ. The last Mayor there was a gang member. Openly.
 
dervish16108  
2005-10-23 10:28:51 PM  
So the drug dealers weren't arrested too? Only the guy with the grenade?
 
Wonk  
2005-10-23 10:33:24 PM  
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Cliches persist because they are the hammers and screwdrivers in our conversational toolbox
 
pambanana.com  
2005-10-23 10:38:03 PM  
... or in Ric Obvious' case... the mustache groomers.
 
chaoslovescompany  
2005-10-23 10:51:51 PM  
CCCarnie,

Your'e lucky I wasn't drinking anything or you would owe me a new laptop!
 
OwnTheRide  
2005-10-23 11:14:18 PM  
Road-weevul: //First TF post :D

You barely escaped the evils of typing first p*st (type it without the "*" and see what I mean)
 
Rutir  
2005-10-23 11:54:34 PM  
So when that happens..like do the cops go 'well, ok these guys are drug dealers..but we don't have any actual proof other than thier word, and they helped us catch some nut, so lets just let them go with a warning'
 
jayday  
2005-10-23 11:57:34 PM  
So, the preferred currency of drug dealers is still wampum then?
 
The Czar  
2005-10-24 12:58:22 AM  
i'd accept grenahes that dealers too picky
 
Mega-Fauna  
2005-10-24 1:15:11 AM  
genericdefect

That was near Shakespearian:-)
 
Agh!_My_brain!  
2005-10-24 2:44:43 AM  
Anyone ever notice that Internet Broadcasting Systems has the same initials as the other form of IBS we all know and love? Irritable Bowel Syndrome!
 
Kurmudgeon  
2005-10-24 4:10:16 AM  
"My 3 AM raids are now confined to Waffle House and 7-11 "

You're a wise man, but watch your blood sugar and cholesterol.
 
Ditto  
2005-10-24 8:40:48 AM  
Last I heard, grenades were being swapped for 20's on the streets of Houston.
 
stephanie_grace  
2005-10-24 2:55:29 PM  

Now I just stick to booze and pot. My 3 AM raids are now confined to Waffle House and 7-11 :)

I second that. Coke is for whores.
 
Inconceivable!  
2005-10-24 8:19:14 PM  
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"Jayne, no grenades"
"Why not?"
 
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