Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures everybody panic
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People are cruel and the world is a waking nightmare. Welcome to Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures.
An everybody panic podcast.
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Burnt Toast Presents: The Final Ever Episode
36,000 feet up and not a sink prawn in sight. Will this nightmare ever end? Yes. It ends here.
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Burnt Toast Presents: The Final Episode
Featuring: Nathan Peter Grassi, Ida Berglöw Kenneway, Emily Wilden, Miranda Shrapnell, Krage Brown, Jess Lloyd-Jones and David Gurney.
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden
Season 3 artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Thanks to everybody that helped to make the show possible and to you, listener.
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
We never did find the toaster.
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Workplace Creatures | Cost Of Living Special
In hell no one can hear you file a complaint.
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Nathan Peter Grassi, Jess Lloyd-Jones & Krage Brown
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast
Follow us on Instagram @everybody.panic
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Workplace Creatures | Jubilee Special
To: {INSERT NEW EMPLOYEE NAME HERE}
The queen wishes me to write and welcome you to {INSERT LOCATION HERE}.
Her majesty was also touched to know {FIELD#33NAMEADDRESS} was present to {#} this special occasion.
I am to send her majesty’s {BEST WISHES/DEEP REGRET} to you.
Lady Helen Bonbon
Lady-in-waiting
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Krage Brown
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast
Follow us on Instagram @everybody.panic
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Workplace Creatures | Episode 10
Flat 12, Bloomsbury House, EC14 4JJ
Ma,
Here’s a copy of the tape I done. Jez says the manager at Woolworths is going to show it to the girls in the shop. Is it ok if I keep a few hundred boxes of eau de toilette in the spare room? It’s Barrymore’s new one so I reckon I can shift it all down the women's clinic at the weekend. Make sure you keep it away from the electric fire. And the dog.
Gary
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, David Gurney
Emily Wilden
Krage Brown
Nathan Peter Grassi
With additional voices by Lily Jones and Lewis Jones
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown
artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
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Workplace Creatures | Episode 9
16 April 1972
Sirs,
It has come to my attention that some of the girls in the office have been complaining about unwanted advances from the butchers. While I do sympathise with them somewhat (after all those butchers have awfully big, hairy hands), it’s just a bit of fun on their part and I'd hate to take away what little joy they have in their miserable lives. If I had to strangle 400 cattle a day I know I would find solace in chasing the girl from accounts down a dark hallway with my big, bloodied hands. To feel them, like two hairy hams, grabbing at my breasts like a hungry bird. I’d say no but really I'd mean YES.
Anway, some chap at the freemasons put me in touch with a firm who specialise in these new ‘training records’. Do me a favour and play it to the lads on the shop floor.
Dictated and signed in absence.
Regards,
Baron Von Beirgmenst III
Chief Executive Officer, Barbarity Meats & Offal Tubes
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Krage Brown
Jess Lloyd-Jones
Miranda Shrapnell
Ida Berglöw Kenneway
David Gurney
Nathan Peter Grassi
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod
© 2022 everybody panic
Customer Reviews
Hilarious
As a lover of toast and true crime this was the perfect podcast.