I can’t believe the management there would let someone in your obviously “taste-disturbed” state write an article trying to push us incredibly brilliant, handsome and all-around crusaders for right and justice off a cliff just because you have lost all your taste buds and couldn’t deal with a Diet Pepsi revolution in your refrigerator.
I just want you to know there is an army (maybe a little smaller than your evil empire) standing up for our Diet Pepsi. We will NEVER let you win. We call ourselves the Pepsi Special Forces and, although smaller in number, we are stealthy and agile vs. you lumbering Coke drinkers.
I am now going to walk back to the office fridge and fight this battle the way our forces must–casting all that damned Diet Coke onto Lincoln Avenue and opening up a cool, refreshing you-know-what !!
