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(Jacksonville.com)   Mom to teen, "maybe you should get off the couch cause you're wet". Teen to mom, "maybe you should shut up cause you're bleeding"   (jacksonville.com) divider line
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2009-09-03 3:49:03 PM  
This kid clearly needs to be beaten to death.
Why the hell was he not still with his real parents anyway?
 
2009-09-03 4:06:36 PM  
She told police she had been attacked by her adopted son.

Police arrested the boy at the nearby home of his biological parents.


White trash? In MY Jacksonville?

/what'd he do, pee his pants?
 
2009-09-03 5:36:51 PM  
After the knife broke, she was able to flee to the bathroom and lock the door.

This is why you should always buy quality forged knives that have a full tang through the length of the handle.
 
2009-09-03 5:46:41 PM  
No Fark user image tag?
 
2009-09-03 7:09:01 PM  
biatch had it coming.
 
2009-09-03 7:24:52 PM  

MacEnvy: This is why you should always buy quality forged knives that have a full tang through the length of the handle.


+1 intarwebs for you!
 
2009-09-03 7:25:20 PM  
Why does this sound familiar...

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2009-09-03 7:26:50 PM  
I really hope "wet" in this case refers to the kid just having had a shower...

Why can't men dry themselves off properly? 1) Take (clean) towel 2) Apply to freshly-washed skin 3) Rub until moisture is absorbed 4) Repeat as necessary
 
2009-09-03 7:27:10 PM  
FTFA:
He then picked up a butcher knife, followed her to the back of the house and began stabbing her repeatedly, he told police.

Lawyers gonna have a time getting this one out of trouble...
 
2009-09-03 7:27:54 PM  
Why does this sound familiar...

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2009-09-03 7:28:24 PM  

Nogale: I really hope "wet" in this case refers to the kid just having had a shower...

Why can't men dry themselves off properly? 1) Take (clean) towel 2) Apply to freshly-washed skin 3) Rub until moisture is absorbed 4) Repeat as necessary


Because we spend about 95% of the time drying our crotch. And if we dry other parts of our body, it might get crotch germs.
 
2009-09-03 7:28:35 PM  
Awww, they grow up so fast
 
2009-09-03 7:29:35 PM  
From the headline, I expected TFA to be a lot more sexual.
 
2009-09-03 7:29:40 PM  
snowflake should have gone after the couch that would have really pissed her off.
 
2009-09-03 7:30:46 PM  
Next time you feel like posting "wet" and "teen", subby, why don't you wait until Spring Bring.
 
2009-09-03 7:31:10 PM  

MacEnvy: After the knife broke, she was able to flee to the bathroom and lock the door.

This is why you should always buy quality forged knives that have a full tang through the length of the handle.


No tang! Too boo-coo!

At first, he was all:

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It broke, so you know what time it is:

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/Please, don't hurt him...
 
2009-09-03 7:31:21 PM  

MBK: Nogale: I really hope "wet" in this case refers to the kid just having had a shower...

Why can't men dry themselves off properly? 1) Take (clean) towel 2) Apply to freshly-washed skin 3) Rub until moisture is absorbed 4) Repeat as necessary

Because we spend about 95% of the time drying our crotch. And if we dry other parts of our body, it might get crotch germs.


So, you don't want to give yourselves cooties? Got it. Mystery solved.
 
2009-09-03 7:32:38 PM  

MBK: Nogale: I really hope "wet" in this case refers to the kid just having had a shower...

Why can't men dry themselves off properly? 1) Take (clean) towel 2) Apply to freshly-washed skin 3) Rub until moisture is absorbed 4) Repeat as necessary

Because we spend about 95% of the time drying our crotch. And if we dry other parts of our body, it might get crotch germs.


Dry crotch last? My boyfriend usually manages to miss his entire upper body when drying off.
 
2009-09-03 7:32:45 PM  
Sounds like somebody needs a time-out.
 
2009-09-03 7:33:26 PM  
Viral Marketing for:

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/hot and wet
 
2009-09-03 7:34:08 PM  
Wet 15-years-old girls? Maybe that's relevant to his interests...

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/Ok, maybe not...
 
2009-09-03 7:35:15 PM  

Mya_Buttreeks:
/hot and wet


Like subby's mom!
 
2009-09-03 7:35:22 PM  

lamecat: MBK: Nogale: I really hope "wet" in this case refers to the kid just having had a shower...

Why can't men dry themselves off properly? 1) Take (clean) towel 2) Apply to freshly-washed skin 3) Rub until moisture is absorbed 4) Repeat as necessary

Because we spend about 95% of the time drying our crotch. And if we dry other parts of our body, it might get crotch germs.

Dry crotch last? My boyfriend usually manages to miss his entire upper body when drying off.


Then he is drying his crotch last.

The drying of the crotch is most important, becasue lets face it, pecs left wet, don't itch.
 
2009-09-03 7:37:41 PM  

MBK: Because we spend about 95% of the time drying our crotch.


While I towel away most of the moisture, I like to let my crotch air-dry for extra comfort.

It's not the quickest method; but, it's worth it.
 
2009-09-03 7:38:35 PM  
Hmm - that'll show her.
 
2009-09-03 7:39:14 PM  

Nogale: I really hope "wet" in this case refers to the kid just having had a shower...

Why can't men dry themselves off properly? 1) Take (clean) towel 2) Apply to freshly-washed skin 3) Rub until moisture is absorbed 4) Repeat as necessary


What is towel?
 
2009-09-03 7:40:08 PM  

Sticky Hands: lamecat: MBK: Nogale: I really hope "wet" in this case refers to the kid just having had a shower...

Why can't men dry themselves off properly? 1) Take (clean) towel 2) Apply to freshly-washed skin 3) Rub until moisture is absorbed 4) Repeat as necessary

Because we spend about 95% of the time drying our crotch. And if we dry other parts of our body, it might get crotch germs.

Dry crotch last? My boyfriend usually manages to miss his entire upper body when drying off.

Then he is drying his crotch last.

The drying of the crotch is most important, becasue lets face it, pecs left wet, don't itch.


There's nothing worse than crotch itch, that's for damn sure.
 
2009-09-03 7:42:33 PM  
What a lovely young person. I am sure he will grow up to become a lovely adult. Remind me why humans choose to have children again? I am really struggling with this one today.
 
2009-09-03 7:43:38 PM  
My (former) stepdaughter came at me with a knife because I took away her cell phone as a punishment. Her mother got mad at me for defending myself. Hell, I didn't even hit the little biatch, just pinned her and took the knife.

Good times.
 
2009-09-03 7:43:41 PM  

spellacopter: What a lovely young person. I am sure he will grow up to become a lovely adult. Remind me why humans choose to have children again? I am really struggling with this one today.


So that future cops have future-something-to-do-with-their-time.
 
2009-09-03 7:43:53 PM  

eraser8: MBK: Because we spend about 95% of the time drying our crotch.

While I towel away most of the moisture, I like to let my crotch air-dry for extra comfort.

It's not the quickest method; but, it's worth it.


You could do like the old guys at the gym I work at and use a blow dryer.
 
2009-09-03 7:43:55 PM  
He grabbed a hammer and tried to kick in the door, he told police.

You're doing it wrong.
 
2009-09-03 7:46:47 PM  
Whimpy little punk, couldn't even kill her with a butcher knife, and couldn't get though a door with a hammer? Pathetic, he'll be a biatch in juvenile detention.
 
2009-09-03 7:49:57 PM  

euphonial: Hmm - that'll show her show'er.


FTFY

/because the kid was wet get it? ah. ha. ha.
//slashies inappropriate?
///hmm.. nahh
 
2009-09-03 7:56:35 PM  
With these stories I always wonder what happened in the days or weeks before the attack.

The way the article was written it appears that every thing was hunky dory for years and then suddenly Mom says "Hey get off the couch you're getting it all wet." Then Psycho McCrazypants gets all stabby.

Life and people are rarely that simple. Not that Mom "had it comin" I just wonder about the background.

/thoughtful consideration
 
2009-09-03 7:56:57 PM  

wxboy: eraser8: MBK: Because we spend about 95% of the time drying our crotch.

While I towel away most of the moisture, I like to let my crotch air-dry for extra comfort.

It's not the quickest method; but, it's worth it.

You could do like the old guys at the gym I work at and use a blow dryer.


I don't care how much of a hurry you're in, put it on LOW.
 
2009-09-03 7:57:35 PM  

tuna fingers: Why does this sound familiar...


Anyone else notice they mirrored half her face to add to the creepy?
 
2009-09-03 7:57:45 PM  

OgreMagi: My (former) stepdaughter came at me with a knife because I took away her cell phone as a punishment. Her mother got mad at me for defending myself. Hell, I didn't even hit the little biatch, just pinned her and took the knife.

Good times.


Good grief. I don't even have a cell phone.
 
2009-09-03 7:57:46 PM  

OgreMagi: My (former) stepdaughter came at me with a knife because I took away her cell phone as a punishment. Her mother got mad at me for defending myself. Hell, I didn't even hit the little biatch, just pinned her and took the knife.

Good times.


Jesus. Sounds like the stereotypical "snowflake" we hear about on Fark.
 
2009-09-03 7:59:19 PM  
That's why I talk to my adopted children with a baseball bat.
 
2009-09-03 7:59:22 PM  

SpaceMoose: He grabbed a hammer and tried to kick in the door, he told police.

You're doing it wrong.


SWEET!
 
2009-09-03 7:59:36 PM  

MBK: Nogale: I really hope "wet" in this case refers to the kid just having had a shower...

Why can't men dry themselves off properly? 1) Take (clean) towel 2) Apply to freshly-washed skin 3) Rub until moisture is absorbed 4) Repeat as necessary

Because we spend about 95% of the time drying our crotch. And if we dry other parts of our body, it might get crotch germs.


get a separate crotch towel?
 
2009-09-03 8:01:06 PM  

Nogale: I really hope "wet" in this case refers to the kid just having had a shower...

Why can't men dry themselves off properly? 1) Take (clean) towel 2) Apply to freshly-washed skin 3) Rub until moisture is absorbed 4) Repeat as necessary


Pfft...that would take too long. That's time I can spend admiring my glistening pecks in the mirror.
 
2009-09-03 8:01:59 PM  
in a span of a week i saw donkey lips and budnik on fark


i love you guys
/camp anawanna
//youll always be in my heart
 
2009-09-03 8:02:56 PM  

jonathandh: //slashies inappropriate?


The law says his were...

Today's youth are being raised even more alienated than previous generations. They huddle over cell phones mashing buttons, hide in a room and play online games, and are left to roam around town unsupervised. It's not surprising that kids and parents are so distant. The latchkey kid has been perfected and his ambivalence is showing. Youth these days are starved for attention and are unable to handle it when they get it. Some day, perhaps, we will change this self destructive cycle and this sort of thing will be a footnote in our history. I feel for this woman. Her adoptive son doesn't love her. He is distant and insensitive to her needs. His cold stares are like daggers to her heart. The casual way he dismisses her cuts deep. These wounds may never heal.

/not as good as a true master's efforts
//call it a practice run
 
2009-09-03 8:03:00 PM  
Now I am not looking forward to my kids "teen" years....
 
2009-09-03 8:04:02 PM  
Years ago the neighbors left their kids at home with a 13-15 year old girl. I don't remember all of the ages, but there were 3 kids, 2 younger girls in the 4-8 year old zone and the 10 year old boy.

I have no idea what occurred, but suddenly there was screaming coming from the house, and then the babysitter ran out the front door, followed closely by the boy armed with a claw hammer. After a short run down the block and back, the girl got into the house and slammed the door shut behind her. She obviously locked the door, because the boy started beating on it with the hammer screaming "Come back out or I'll kill you!". The babysitter must have ran out the back door, cause I saw her jump the fence and run away from the house, while the boy stood screaming and pounding at the front door.

We called the cops, and told them what had just happened, and they arrived about 45 minutes later. Although they asked my wife and I for a statement as far as I know there were no real consequences to the boy's actions. His parents arrived about 10 minutes after all of the excitement to let the boy back into the house (he never did go around back to see if that door was open) and the cops just left without taking him with them. And as far as I know he never went to any juvenile court or anything. But as we did not know the babysitter, and the family never talked to any of the neighbors including us, I never did find out what happened.

I always thought that pounding on a door while threatening to kill someone was not the best way to convince them to come out and meet with you.
 
2009-09-03 8:04:36 PM  

0100010: MacEnvy: After the knife broke, she was able to flee to the bathroom and lock the door.

This is why you should always buy quality forged knives that have a full tang through the length of the handle.

No tang! Too boo-coo!

At first, he was all:

It broke, so you know what time it is:

/Please, don't hurt him...


Nice!
 
2009-09-03 8:05:40 PM  
So he likes to get wet. PCP never made anyone try to kill another person. What is this womans problem??
 
2009-09-03 8:05:46 PM  

Steve Zodiac:
I always thought that pounding on a door while threatening to kill someone was not the best way to convince them to come out and meet with you.


Sage advice.
 
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