Arsenal loathe Chelsea just as much as Spurs, West Ham don't hate Millwall and Blues have become new Man Utd...
Tottenham's long-suffering fans haven't had much to shout about in recent seasons.
Since the Premier League's inception in 1992, the club have never finished higher than fifth and have added just two League Cups to their dust-gathering trophy cabinet.
It might be a little harsh to suggest they're an irrelevance, but they certainly have been when it comes to challenging for major honours in the Premier League era.

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And now north London rivals Arsenal have rubbed salt in the wound by naming Chelsea - alongside Spurs - as the club they dislike the most.
In a survey of the capital's supporters conducted by Football Fans Census, Chelsea topped the list as the team London fans love to hate, but followers of Tottenham will be dismayed to learn that they are no longer considered Arsenal's main rivals anymore.
Despite Arsenal's growing indifference to their north London neighbours, West Ham fans voted for the boys from White Hart Lane as the team they dislike most with more than double the votes of second-placed Chelsea.
That particular rivalry appears to be one-way however, with Tottenham naming Chelsea and Manchester United as the teams they dislike most - after the Gunners.
But although a section of Arsenal's support now no longer consider the traditional rivalry with Spurs relevant, their own fading fortunes have ensured they're no longer regarded by Chelsea as a main rival.
Fans of the west London club have now turned their attention to the big boys of English football, Liverpool and Manchester United - with Tottenham given an honourable mention in third-place.
West Ham's grudge against Sheffield United (for their opposition to the dodgy Carlos Tevez deal) shows no signing of going away with the Yorkshire club appearing third on their list, ahead of traditional rivals Millwall.
ARSENAL
1st - Chelsea 32 per cent
= Tottenham 32 per cent
3rd - Manchester United 15 per cent

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CHELSEA
1st - Liverpool 52 per cent
2nd - Manchester United 16 per cent
3rd - Tottenham 10 per cent

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FULHAM
1st - Chelsea 66 per cent
2nd - Manchester United 12 per cent
3rd - QPR 11 per cent

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TOTTENHAM
1st - Arsenal 67 per cent
2nd - Chelsea 23 per cent
3rd - Manchester United 5 per cent

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WEST HAM
1st - Tottenham 47 per cent
2nd - Chelsea 23 per cent
3rd - Sheffield United 7 per cent

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