There were calls in Parliament today for the death penalty to be reinstated as the only just punishment for Jonathan Ross.
Ross, who has the audacity to be 48 – a clear two fingers to all people of all other ages – shocked and appalled listeners to his BBC radio show yesterday for the 83rd time this week.
He opened his depraved programme by saying – at a time when children could well have been listening – “Good morning.”
“I couldn’t believe what I was hearing,” says revolted listener Joe Bloggs, 107.
“Ross clearly has absolutely NO regard for people listening over the internet in other countries, for whom it was NOT morning.
“This is racism, pure and simple. He MUST be stopped!”
Ross’s sickening outburst also provoked outrage among people who were not having a good morning yesterday.
Furious Joanne Bloggs explains: “It’s all very well for him to make his demands, but I’d woken up in a bad mood.
“After I heard him say that, I felt so pressured to turn my morning around that I could no longer cope with life.
“As a direct result, I’ve lost my job and my kids will probably starve now – which basically makes Jonathan Ross a murderer. He must pay.”
During the offending introduction and indeed throughout the ENTIRE show Ross could also clearly be heard breathing, BBC insiders inform us.
Jim Bloggs, of The National Association Of Asthma Sufferers, last night blasted Ross for this cruel, heartless prank. “Will he never learn?
“It’s simply despicable of him to taunt people with a very serious disease in this vile way and I urge the Government to take action.
“He has upset many, many people. And it wasn’t even funny!”
Jenny Bloggs of the National Society For The Deaf also hit out at Ross.
“It’s utterly typical that he chooses to broadcast on the radio – a medium that is almost totally inaccessible to deaf people.
“He’s discriminating against absolutely everyone in the world with a disability of any kind – Jonathan Ross obviously hates the disabled.
“Our members are seriously offended that they were unable to hear the offending material.”
Jonathan Ross refused to comment last night.
The British Mute Trust were preparing a statement about how insulted they are by this as we went to press.