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Pozzo
Nov 4, 2009

What is like posting in a thread?
A Ballista, that's what!

Computer viking posted:

We seem to have run out of first-time overseers, and the rules are "no returning overseers if there are fresh alternatives", so...

I'm still watching the thread out of the corner of one eye. I'd be half tempted if the timing is right and I can think of something new and interesting to do with a turn. But I'll probably keep mistiming.

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LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

I did name a series of murderholes and ancillary scaffolding after Genin! That is a pretty ringing endorsement!

Veloxyll posted:

I may steal LeJackal's idea too since further down there are a LOT of screenshots that are just text. Probably the perils of advancing time by one step instead of unpausing and repausing.

Whatever works for you, man. Don't be afraid to just unpause, let things run a few ticks, then pause. Take a screenshoot, and look at your reports to get a handle on the flow of the battle.

Storgar
Oct 31, 2011

LeJackal posted:

I did name a series of murderholes and ancillary scaffolding after Genin! That is a pretty ringing endorsement!

Oh poop, you're right. Uh. I did not specifically mention that it was you who called her a fool. :ninja:

RIP Markus. Keep on rockin in Dwarfhalla brutha-man.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Rurik posted:

Wow, one of the founding seven was struck down. :(

Uhh, yeah, hi? I ashume you mean another of the founding seven. :colbert:

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Bad Munki posted:

Uhh, yeah, hi? I ashume you mean another of the founding seven. :colbert:

This fort is haunted by the most annoying and petty ghosts.

Hey Veloxyll, I think I speak for everyone when I say, "When are you finally going to free TildeATH and what's-his-name?"

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Yeah, free them from this mortal coil!

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

TildeATH posted:

This fort is haunted by the most annoying and petty ghosts.

Hey Veloxyll, I think I speak for everyone when I say, "When are you finally going to free TildeATH and what's-his-name?"

You can free yourself once you've come of age. Probably. I'm pretty sure your internal lever is the freedom mechanism.

Not another deathtrap. I could be wrong! :sweatdrop:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Computer viking posted:

We seem to have run out of first-time overseers, and the rules are "no returning overseers if there are fresh alternatives", so...

Hey, I'm still wanting to get in on this clusterfuck and raise some hell :argh:.

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)


Markus_cz is dead.

I wonder why his death has saddened me this much. Possibly because he was the first dwarf I met here in Bronzestabbed, who helped me back to health when I arrived here to take command of the fortress. Maybe it was his selflessness, who would sooner be cast down in the muck of Ugathville rather than use his connections and talents to maintain a position in the fortress itself.

Even so, I can't help but wonder why he was out beyond the fortress when the goblins struck. Was it some foolish desire to help? Was it his duty? Was it some whim that was indecipherable, his destiny?

I never asked why he hadn't moved away from Ugathville. I guess I never will now.

Sky Shadowing fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Mar 17, 2013

Pickled Tink
Apr 28, 2012

Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.



Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.
Fun Shoe

TildeATH posted:

Hey Veloxyll, I think I speak for everyone when I say, "When are you finally going to free TildeATH and what's-his-name?"
:argh:

I don't think there's any escape for us. We are doomed!

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.




Hey buddy, what's going on? Long time no see! :v:

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Aww, Marcus. :(

Hey, Sky Shadowing, could I trouble you to use the Journal Entry banner instead of the Update banner, for your journal entries? It may seem trivial, but when it comes time to archive the thread, being able to search based on the journal entry URL may make it easier to grab those posts and put them in the right place.

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

Leperflesh posted:

Aww, Marcus. :(

Hey, Sky Shadowing, could I trouble you to use the Journal Entry banner instead of the Update banner, for your journal entries? It may seem trivial, but when it comes time to archive the thread, being able to search based on the journal entry URL may make it easier to grab those posts and put them in the right place.

Oh gently caress, my bad, I thought I grabbed the JE bar but I guess I wasn't really looking. Whoops, will fix immediately.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

LeJackal posted:

You can free yourself once you've come of age. Probably. I'm pretty sure your internal lever is the freedom mechanism.

Not another deathtrap. I could be wrong! :sweatdrop:

That's of course assuming TildeaTH still has instructions to pull the lever :v:

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

SirPhoebos posted:

That's of course assuming TildeaTH still has instructions to pull the lever :v:

Whats ironic is even if they are freed, TildeATH and Pickled Tink will probably be the most intimate of friends. A real Enemy Mine moment.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

LeJackal posted:

You can free yourself once you've come of age. Probably. I'm pretty sure your internal lever is the freedom mechanism.

Never understood why dwarves cant pull levers until later in life. Toady doesnt have kids does he?

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Oh god kids randomly pulling levers. That'd make death traps fun

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Spermy Smurf posted:

Never understood why dwarves cant pull levers until later in life. Toady doesnt have kids does he?

Kids should be like gremlins and occasionally pull levers or take a ride in a mine cart for the hell of it. Don't want kids messing with vital machinery? Keep it behind locked doors, and keep the kids burrowed in a kiddie prison.

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011

Veloxyll posted:

Oh god kids randomly pulling levers. That'd make death traps fun

Has this been suggested to Toady yet?

Disproportionation
Feb 20, 2011

Oh god it's the Clone Saga all over again.


I hear it is dangerous to be in the militia.



This bodes ill.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!



24 Limestone, 246

Well, my wife is in the hospital, I'll free up a couple of medical people to tend to our wounded.


Right, right, the fortress must be prepared. First some of the continuing stockpile project. These ones will hold cloth and clothing next to our new workshops.

The siege workshops are also expanded, we're going to need a lot of balistas.

I'm not sure how I feel about our sherrif having to be in the same room as criminals, so I order a new prison.


M and other dwarves havecomplained we lack dining tables. We'll soon see about expanding things in the main dining hall to fix that.



Idlers are down to 3, so I hold off on other new projects for the moment. It's nice to see the dwarves working together though, despite their pasts.


Nidhhogg throws a tantrum. Though investigating doesn't seem to give a logical reason. I'll keep most militia divisions on standby anyhow to clear up the previous overseer's long patrol after effects. Something will have to be done about this unruly militia though. Perhaps some new barracks and training halls will have to be my next project as Overseer.


Then I get a most peculiar message. Pfft, ghosts. Most likely it was just Nidhhogg trying to blame someone else for his wroth. It's only a bed though, I'm not worried.


As we move into sandstone, the fortress is relatively quiet, digging and crafting going on at quite a pace, but otherwise uneventful. Some of our craftsmen produce amazing works during this time though.


Having been informed that a caged dwarf cannot eat, I order the cage torn down, copper chains to replace it. I am awaiting more chains from the forges below before I relocate the prison however.


I notice something else too. Qword is still a member of The Voxel Squad. I don't think the squad needs such a disreputable sort in its ranks. He is replaced by Chickenfrogdwarf, who will hopefully be less of a bum now he's a soldier.


I also start to create new bedrooms in some of the engraved rooms in the fortress. Once some of them are complete I will commence with the deconstruction of Ugathville finally.


Synthorange and Dirty Frank join the siege engineering team

Barely have I completed the new bedrooms when. Well. See for yourself.


13 Sandstone, 246

Not the most eventful month so far! Migrant list later/tomorrow. Once migrants are done, I'll start on the fortifications and removing Ugathville.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Veloxyll posted:


Then I get a most peculiar message. Pfft, ghosts. Most likely it was just Nidhhogg trying to blame someone else for his wroth. It's only a bed though, I'm not worried.



You put this dwarf to rest. Immediately. Then somehow trade his ghost to the elves so he can hang out in trees for the rest of his un-life.




Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Mar 19, 2013

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax
And by put to rest, he means put to sleep. And by that I mean total protonic reversal.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Veloxyll posted:

Then I get a most peculiar message. Pfft, ghosts. Most likely it was just Nidhhogg trying to blame someone else for his wroth. It's only a bed though, I'm not worried.


I can neither confirm nor deny these rumors!

:iiam:

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

And of course the ghost that caused trouble HAD to be Bad Munki. I couldn't actually find where he got up to his mischief either. I did find another ghost, but since he wasn't up to anything, well.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!


13 Sandstone, 246
Migrant report:

7 Migrants braved the trip and came to the fortress on or around 13 Sandstone, 246.

Slooby, Manchild





Balon, Potter -> With Magner badly hurt, I clear her from the militia for the time being, putting Balon in her place in 'The Walled Skies'





Metafurk, Armoursmith -> Adding weaponsmithing, blacksmithing and metalcrafting. Her place is in the magma forges. Those picks, axes and wheelbarrows won't make themselves!





Spermy Smurf, Jeweler -> Woodcutter. He also gets siege operations.





Rather Watch Em, Fisherdwarf -> transferred into Siegecrafting.
(Rather Watch Them wouldn't fit)





Symuun, Potter -> Siege operations, Wood Cutting and Carpentry





Peepers, Farmer -> Siege operations Wood Cutting and Carpentry





Siege operations is because SOMEONE has to operate the new Ballistae

Shiv Katall
Feb 11, 2008
Rape knows no boundaries
Need more ghosts. Also, pull all levers.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Die Zombie Die posted:

Need more ghosts. Also, pull all levers.

I haven't done anything about the ghosts (or dead bodies, except for the ones that were already designated to be dumped) yet, I'm sure there will be more ghostly happenings.

My last act as overseer may well be to set everyone to Engrave and just order ~200 Engrave Memorials around the fortress. I do intend to pull several levers before my time is up too

OhCrap
Oct 14, 2011

I MAKE VICTORY!
I bet Naked Gnu Sheriff is sad to lose the whipscages and chains.

Dwarf loves those chains.

Shiv Katall
Feb 11, 2008
Rape knows no boundaries
Are ghosts able to pull levers? Of not, that should be implemented with kids able to do so as well.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Die Zombie Die posted:

Are ghosts able to pull levers? Of not, that should be implemented with kids able to do so as well.

Furthermore, ghosts should be able to use workshops based on their profession when they died. The workshop wouldn't produce anything, but it'd be unusable due to being haunted, except by maybe a fell mood dwarf, one of those might PREFER a haunted workshop. Or something. :v:

Balon
May 23, 2010

...my greatest work yet.
Ya, finally got dwarfed! "Expert Persuader" and "Very Strong" sounds like I was mob muscle.

Oh just a heads up, the last DF LP ended almost immediately after my wave arrived - hopefully not an ill omen?

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Balon posted:

Ya, finally got dwarfed! "Expert Persuader" and "Very Strong" sounds like I was mob muscle.

Oh just a heads up, the last DF LP ended almost immediately after my wave arrived - hopefully not an ill omen?

I've survived the last two forts. I was the lone survivor (no on-screen death) of the fort with the spawn invasions. The fort ended, I was chillin out in my room with my leg all torn to poo poo and they would have found me eventually, but I was still alive!

I'm unsure what this means now.

Edit: Maybe I didnt survive the last one. I was the last dwarf to fall I think. Some kind of poison-spewing monster took out everyone, I somehow punched it and then ran away and died last.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

OhCrap posted:

I bet Naked Gnu Sheriff is sad to lose the whipscages and chains.

Dwarf loves those chains.

Maybe I'll leave him the chains :D

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Veloxyll posted:

Maybe I'll leave him the chains :D

And, finally, the much-heralded Perverseer shows his filthy face.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Spermy Smurf posted:

I've survived the last two forts. I was the lone survivor (no on-screen death) of the fort with the spawn invasions. The fort ended, I was chillin out in my room with my leg all torn to poo poo and they would have found me eventually, but I was still alive!

I'm unsure what this means now.

Edit: Maybe I didnt survive the last one. I was the last dwarf to fall I think. Some kind of poison-spewing monster took out everyone, I somehow punched it and then ran away and died last.

Everyone keeps forgetting there was an LP after Gemclod, but before Bronzestabbed. It died without a conclusion, but it still happened...

Slashrat
Jun 6, 2011

YOSPOS
I always have difficulty remembering previous fortresses. Even if I do remember the names, I'm never quite certain where each one fell in the order or what it was about.

This is the rough list from my recollection:

Boatmurdered - The original. Elephants, cheese, fire and death.
Headshoots - Evil biome, cold war fortress, extra-dimensional spaces and the giant mug of lava.
Syrupleaf - Glacier biome, ballistas, too much !!conspiracy!! in the background, the giant middle-finger with real flip-off action and the spawn
Gemclod - Swamp biome, giant statues, Secret mad emperor vaults, chess board great hall, comatose baron
??? - Toilet-drain underground canal, unkillable forgotten beasts? was reclaimed at least once, I think
Bronzestabbed - this one!

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

Leperflesh posted:

Everyone keeps forgetting there was an LP after Gemclod, but before Bronzestabbed. It died without a conclusion, but it still happened...

I know how that goes. I almost ended my turn without a conclusion, but I fixed that.

Wordbird Raven
Sep 7, 2011

I'm not what you would call an artist.
The Denomination of Skulls. The Lustful Cult. The Coven of Guts.

Sounds like my dwarf has had an interesting life.

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Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Leperflesh posted:

Everyone keeps forgetting there was an LP after Gemclod, but before Bronzestabbed. It died without a conclusion, but it still happened...

This gave me chills. It would be seriously loving cool to be playing in the same world and have those dwarfs be in a migrant wave or something. Unsure of the mechanics but cool to think about.

Edit: Also, was I right? Not imagining my dwarf being a survivor right?

I hereby demand I be sent out for 1v1 combat with a murked forgotten beast. Start making adamantium plate please.

Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Mar 20, 2013

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