First Official Three Beers Later Poll!

Retired Porn Star Sasha Grey Fights for Right to Read to Children...

Who would you rather have read to your children?
	Ex-Porn Star Sasha Grey
	President Barack Obama
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UPDATE:  As of 7:00 p.m. Sunday evening, Sasha Grey leads Barack Obama by over 300 votes!
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UPDATE: Obama is so far behind in this poll, we may have to add Sasha to the next GOP debate!

THREE BEERS LATER POLL: Who is the one VP choice who can give Mitt Romney a shot at the GOP base?

"All right you wittled, dung-footed peasants... happy now?"

Newt Gingrich

Herman Cain

Children's Literacy Advocate Sasha Grey

Who is the one VP choice that could help Mitt Romney appeal to the GOP base?
	Newt Gingrich
	Herman Cain
	Ex-Porn Star Sasha Grey
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WHO'S YANKING THE COUNTRY WORSE?

BARACK OBAMA: Cutting the military is good, especially when we're already involved in multiple conflicts around the world.

NEWT GINGRICH: I don't own an expensive vacation home in NH (Just don't ask me about my $500K jewelry bill at Tiffany's).

EX-PORN STAR SASHA GREY: Disqualified.  Doesn't do that professionally anymore.

Who's yanking the country worse?
	BARACK OBAMA: "Cutting the military is good, especially in the middle of multiple conflicts."
	NEWT GINGRICH: "I don't have a second home in NH (just don't ask me about my Tiffany's bill)."
	EX-PORN STAR SASHA GREY: Disqualified, doesn't do that professionally anymore.
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Three Beers Later Poll: Who Do You Think Is Less Likely to Beat an Ethics Rap?

Who do you think is less likely to beat an ethics rap?
	Mitt Romney
	Newt Gingrich
	Ex-Porn Star Sasha Grey
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THREE BEERS LATER POLL: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER VOTE FOR IN THE GOP PRIMARY?

With her dominating thrashing of President Barack Obama in the first Three Beers Later Opinion Poll, and the conservative blogosphere in a back and forth fight with the NBA Players Association for the most self-destructive clowns of 2011, it's past time to admit we have to reconsider our options for the GOP nomination in 2012.  So...

Who Would You Rather Vote For In The GOP Primary?
	Mitt Romney
	Newt Gingrich
	Herman Cain
	Ex-Porn Star Sasha Grey
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