Spiffing-Cum-Lightly on the Wold
Spiffing-cum-Lightly
Welcome to Spiffing-cum-lightly on the Wold.
Due to unforseen circumstances involving the Parish Council and a duckpond.
The esteemed Dr Porridge has decided to become the leader of the Village community for the benefit of all people.
However a neighbouring village has it's eyes on the local tin mine within Spiffings boundaries. It's upto Dr Porridge to make sure the villagers remain happy and the local resources are protected, he will leave no stone untouched or dissenter dealt with.
It's all just Jam, Jerusalem and Handgrenades in this Dark Satirical comedic experience.
Dystopia has never been so much fun.
#Unity #Solidarity #Idiocy Welcome to Dr Porridge
Dr Cornelius Porridge
September 13th 1895
The Glorious and Benevolent Dictator of the Parish of Spiffing-cum-lightly.
Having been the only survivor, some would say orchestrator of the great Duck pond debacle, Porridge has risen to power within the village of Spiffing and now wields the power to make the lives of his parishioners the best they can be, whether they like it or not.
To this end all decisions made by the parishioners is only moderately but brutally enforced by the Division of Wold Police or D.W.P, the overly bureaucratic and barely competent secret police force.
For the People, by the People.
"I swear there was a bug in my Soup"
