Mighty Hunters Club - first meeting
Harri Roadcat
snacks and dancing to the music and playing games, Harri Roadcat adjusts
one of the floor lamps to shine towards the top of the entertainment
center. She then hops onto a bookcase, from there to the curio case, and
from there to the top of the entertainment center. Once there she noses a
stack of video tapes over the edge, and the clatter as they hit the floor
captures the attention of all the kitties.]
Hihi, efurrykitty. Fur doze I haven't met yet, I'z Harri Roadcat. Fangu
all fur coming, and fanks to FluffyKitz fur da food and to Rebecca fur da
MiceCream and Meowsicles.
I'd like to call da furst meetin of da Mighty Hunters Club to order. To
refresh efurrybodies memories, dis is a club fur kitties dat is mighty
hunters. An a mighty hunter is defined as a kitty what experienced in
huntin fings, or kitties what dreams of bein experienced in huntin fings.
An da fings hunted can be real live outside fings like meowsies an
leezards and birdies and mofs and flutterbys and buggies and stuff, or
inside fings like stuffed meowsies an TurboScratchers and hoomin fingers
and toes an bed mice and greeblings an infisible buggies and fings. I fink
dat means dat jus about all kitties is eligibibibbile fur memfurship.
I'z kind of fink dat we'z will be talkin bout our techniques fur huntin
fings, and about what fings to avoid huntin, and tellin about our bestest
huntin speriences. An of course haffin parties!
I'z would like to suggest dat the firstest fing we oughts to do is lect
ossifers, and wez mebbe ought to start wif purresident and
vice-purresident. To start fings off, I'z would like to nominate miss OEJ,
mineown co-founder, fur purresident. Would anykitty like to second da
nomination?
[Looking over the crowd, Harri sees Amelia raise her paw.]
Ok, dat nomination is seconded. Who else would like to nominate a
candidate fur any office?
Harri
Stormmee
do it fine ifin you will 'cept vice purizident, OEJ
Harri Roadcat <ha...@catfolks.net> wrote in message
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Harri Roadcat
> I wuz gonna nominate yoursef fur prezidint butted ifin you wantz minesef ta
> do it fine ifin you will 'cept vice purizident, OEJ
Well, I'z jus a liddle tiny baby kitten, so I fink a more sperienced kitty
would be better fur Purresident. But I'd be honored to serve as vie
purresident. I'll take that as a nominication. Does anykitty second da
nominification?
[Ranger enthusiastically jumps up, waving both front paws in the air.]
Ok, Ranger, I seez you. Da nominification is seconded.
And I'z would like to nominicate Samuel fur secretary. I'z seen him take
notes befur, an him takes good notes!
{Ranger again starts jumping with both front paws in the air.]
Ok, Ranger, I seez you again. Dat nominficationment is seconded too. How
bout some more? Anykitty?
meee
"Harri Roadcat" <ha...@catfolks.net> wrote in message
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well, i dunno if ennykitty else has ther i on tha pursishun, but kin i be
ossifer of fuds? Meowmie says i is a liddl pig an wants to eat efferyfink,
effen rubber bands, an i fink i would be a gud ossifer of fuds. otherwise i
kin beossifer of huntin tvgreeblings. cos you reeely has to watch them, they
kin b furry denjeros in hypnotizin meowmie at portant timz
mango who neffer keeps his mouf shut unless there's fud innit
Stormmee
Rebecca
spells dat!) iz frum Pitooonya, not frum me.
Rebecca, whispering
"Harri Roadcat" <ha...@catfolks.net> wrote in message
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Stormmee
huntin of da buffett tablez,
meee <efam...@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
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Stormmee
Rebecca <carrieandbi...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Harri Roadcat
> Psssssttt, Harri, da MiceKreem an Meowsiklez (or howebber da hek Pitooonya
> spells dat!) iz frum Pitooonya, not frum me.
>
> Rebecca, whispering
Oops! Datz right, I forgetted! I'z sorry, Pitoonya and Rebecca. I'z din't
mean to not gib credit where credit is due.
Harri
Harri Roadcat
> diz iza gud idermint, TV, waitin fur da votin ta be done so der kuuld be
> huntin of da buffett tablez,
Ok, We'z gotz a nominification of Mango to be occifur of fudz, and itz
been seconded by mineown brofur-in-law TV.
Howz bout more nominications? Any kitty?
Harri
Stormmee
Harri Roadcat
> I haza queskin? duz you wanna be da listkeeper as da Vp? OEJ
Iz would be glad to. I don't fink mine hoomins would mess up da list too
badly if I entrust it to dere pooters.
Harri
Stormmee
cranki when him iz hungri, OEJ, who is alzo hungri kuz of da nasty
snowmonzterz inn IL
Stormmee
queitly to harri
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee
I seem tu rememmfurr dat it wuz eddur Rebecca ur Violette hu sujezted dat I
got
MiceKreem© an Meowzsickkulz© patented.
Pitoonya
"Harri Roadcat" <ha...@catfolks.net> wrote in message
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meee
yeah yeah i'z ossifer uf fuds, see coogar i is gud fur sumfin fangyu fur
nimininatin me!!
Mango
Yeah, but did yew tell them yew can't tell the diffrenz between bandaids and
fudz?
Cougar
Yes I can!! I jist wantd to taste test tha bandaids. (they dussnt tast too
gud, in case ennybudy's wonderin)
Mango
You are such a pig Mango!!!
Cougar
No, I is jist a Groweing Boykitty hoo needs to keep his Strengf up. Meowmie
says so. even ifn i dus tork wif my mouf full
Mango