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hanson

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Mar 8, 2009, 1:05:00 PM3/8/09
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Was Re: Scruffy Rat, a story of Special Relativity for Children.
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"Androcles" aka John Parker <Headm...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote
> "Helmut Wabnig" aka Wabie <hwabnig@ .- --- -. dotat> wrote :
>> "Androcles" <Headm...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote:
>>
Andro wrote:
Wabnig, Why won't you listen? [1]
http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/SR4kids/special_relativity_for_children.htm
>>
Wabie wrote:
haha, Andro, [is]
http://www.dict.cc/deutsch-englisch/Der+Rattenf%C3%A4nger+von+Hameln.html
blowing the "division by zero" tune on his tin whistle
http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/DominoEffect.GIF .... [2]
Be careful, child&rat, you will be annihilated via E = m*c^2
on the end of the trail. lol, wabie.
>
hanson wrote:
.... Wabie, not so loud... ahahahaha... or you'll be forced again
to post that you, "Wabnig said something stupid"... ahahahaha...
>
Andro wrote:
I've been to Hameln, ... [snipped toddler-level socio-physics crap]
What was Scruffy Rat [ = Einstein] hiding by suggesting
the speed of rats along logs from A to B is c-v, the speed
of rats along logs back the other way from B to A is c+v,
the "time" each way is the same?
>
a.. a) His acceleration when he turned round on the log
b.. b) His stupidity for getting wet
c.. c) The distance from the log to the bank
d.. d) His mixing up of speed in the river bank frame with distance in
the log frame (hint hint)
>
hanson wrote:
In your link [2], you, John Parker, concluded, cited and said:
::JP:: ... Light travels from (A) to (A) in time t'_A - t_A = c = 0/0
and then you cite Einstein, him saying:
::AE:: ... the velocity of light in our theory [SR] plays the part,
::AE:: physcially, of an infinately great velocity. -- A.Einstein.
And you then concluded that
::JP:: in agreement with experience, Einstein was a lunatic who
::JP:: built a house of cards on false assumptions.
>
ahahaha ... Not only is 0/0 = infinity.. but 0/0 can assume any
other value from from zero to infinity... ahahaha... with the
consequence that one can interpret the SR results in any way
one wishes, as is daily demonstrated when hordes of Einstein
Dingleberries, those self-anointed Einstein worshippers, fiercely
fight with each other over who is "right", using adhoc, imaginary
rubber rulers and insisting that rigid 80 foot long rods fit into 40
ft barns, but shoving half of their solutions under the carpet,
from their gamma [1/ sqrt (1- v^2/c^2)] that gives them +/-
choices including negative masses, either/or directions, and
events that either come or go... Ergo SR is a S_alad R_eservoir
with enough leafs for everybody to mix and toss around...
ahahahaha.... which is why Einstein himself said:
>
::AE::"why would anyone be interested in getting exact
::AE:: solutions from such an ephemeral set of equations?"
>
Einstein knew from the get-go that "his" 1905 paper was a crock.
Some have it (in a 2 hrs long Discovery airing) that it, the 1905
paper, was the work, the intellectual property and manuscript,
of his 1st wife Mileva Maric who nagged him, husband Albert to
publish it. He allegedly reluctantly acquiesced and thus didn't even
include any references. --- But consider that at that time it was not
necessary for him to do so, because he and his crap got (and still is)
promoted by his ilk, the Zionists, which then (as now) infest academia
with their sordid and nefarious agenda, the "Juden Physik " as it was
called then... ahahahaha....
>
The kicker really is that after Einstein got his promotion into
"fame", and he divorced Mileva, he signed over all the money from
his Nobel prize to her... as "hush money"... ahahaha... an event which
Einstein brushed away with his corny humor, him saying:
>
:: AE:: "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your
:: AE:: sources".
and Einstein warned & constantly urged others, ever since 1920:
::AE:: .... "NOT to search at the same, now well lit places,
::AE:: .... where he, Einstein, had been working".
>
Yet undauntedly Einstein's 1905 Paper "On the Electrodynamics of
Moving Bodies" is used in abandon by Einstein Dingleberries and
most loudly so on large, uncharged bodies that have nothing to do
with any Electrodynamics whatsoever. -- http://tinyurl.com/dxjjsj --
>
Another fundamental thorn in SR is that it is only valid as a theory,
in theory, if that "c" that is assumed and DEFINED to be imutable
& constant, which is certaiinly NOT the case in the real world...
which is why in the real world, today, one can see very obviously
where Einstein's crap is still used and where they laugh about it:
>
= mil/indust. Eng, R&D....................."does not need REL shit"
= *.edu and grantology ...................."does use REL, No shit"
= Promo, Sales & Movies..............."loves REL by the shitload"
= Jews defend it as cultural heritage whether "REL is shit or not".
>
So, in order for SR to have any appeal in the fantasy fields above
that still use it, the constancy of light speed in vacuum MUST be
defined as having 1 and only 1 numerical value, in any frame, else
Einstein's SR with a "variable 'c' would force any and all
fundamental physical constants to have differently sized, event-
and environment-specific values to make SR "work". This being
clearly not the case made Einstein issue the following warning:
>
AE:: "as far as the laws of mathematics refer to
AE:: reality, they are not certain; and as far as they
AE:: are certain, they do not refer to reality."
>
and then the Saga of Einstein's tales gets even worse and
more bizarre in/with Einstein's GR, wherein he always needs
Newton's humble "G" in and for any and all of his GR solutions.
ahahaha... about which Einstein openly and very lucidly finally
confessed to, in 1954, in a letter to Besso, just a year before
Albert folded his relativity tent, closed his umbrella, kicked
the bucket & finally puffed, Einstein wrote:
>
::AE:: "I consider it quite possible that physics cannot be based
::AE:: on the field concept, i. e., on continuous structures. In that
::AE:: case nothing remains of my entire castle in the air, [my]
::AE:: gravitation theory included."
>
Despite all that, Einstein's ejaculates have been used in even more
bizarre fashions to counter the Zionist influence, like by your name
sake, Ian Parker, in --- http://tinyurl.com/dhag28 ----
wherein Ian Parker posts as a transparently disguised to thinly
veiled & vociferous Nazi admirer, him maskerading as as Zio-shill.
>
Andro, maybe you should beat on Einstein only to get attention,
but you should continue to hack, beat, piss and shit upon
Einstein's Dingleberries who dangle in the cozy breeze of
Einstein's farts coming out of his sphincter where they worship
at... ahahahaha... Unfortunately Andro, AFAIAC, you have a
better chance to convert Jews to Islam or Evangelicals into
becoming devil-worshippers than you are in converting any of
those fanatical Einstein Dingleberries into becoming rational
self-respecting thinkers... ahahahaha....
>
>
------ Epilog ....... or farting at Einstein's ------ :
or..... "what Einstein actually was good for": .....
>
Following WWII, the Zios managed to kill off free speech
in Europe where you still get thrown in jail if you utter any
remarks unfavorable to/for them (hence Ian Parker's bizarre
tripe) and in the US the Zios have managed, via their control
of the media, to brainwash and put the goyim in academia
and the peasantry at large onto such a guilt trip that the US
folks feel more guilty then the Germans do about the Jewish
plight during WII... ahahahaha....
>
This back drop came in handy on one of my many stints
in Europe during the Cold War. At issue was: Recruit
agents in Switzerland against local communism.
So, I looked for officials with commie leanings, & I found
that the past Mayor of Schaffhausen, the commie Walther
Bringolf, fit the bill.
>
TMTLSS, I took up residence in SH and found out that
Einstein once lived there at Vordergasse 82 (?) and was
a teacher/tutor there for a year or two, having left a bad
taste behind with some of the locals...
>
Then I checked out the hangouts/frat houses of the local
student body... struck up conversations with a bunch of
students and bought their confidence and trust in me by
me paying for their beers... ahahahaha...
>
Like everywhere, all intelligent youths are rebellious...
and soon the conversations turned from science to politics.
Now I needed a test to see which ones where suitable
material for recruitment. I ordered for them and me the
local 'Bölle Dünne', Onion pizza, and beer... and brought
up the issue of Einstein's past residence in the Vordergasse.
>
1 1/2 hours later with sufficient bribes to the residents there,
we, the group, "inspected" Einstein's old quarters,... during
which I let out a gigantic onion-beer fart while looking around
this "holy" Einstein bedroom...
>
This innocuous but crucial moment made it possible for me
to select my "targets" by judging the reaction of the nine
local students that came along, as it brought out and to the
surface which ones did to put "action", purpose and gall over
and before reverence for political correctness and for history.
.... ahahaha.... ahahahahahahanson


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Androcles

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Mar 8, 2009, 2:37:19 PM3/8/09
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"hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote in message
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> Was Re: Scruffy Rat, a story of Special Relativity for Children.
>>
> "Androcles" aka John Parker <Headm...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote
>> "Helmut Wabnig" aka Wabie <hwabnig@ .- --- -. dotat> wrote :
>>> "Androcles" <Headm...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote:
>>>
> Andro wrote:
> Wabnig, Why won't you listen?

No I did not.


Uncle Al

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Mar 8, 2009, 6:29:12 PM3/8/09
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Helmut Wabnig

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Mar 8, 2009, 6:33:27 PM3/8/09
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On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:05:00 GMT, "hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote:

>Was Re: Scruffy Rat, a story of Special Relativity for Children.
>>
>"Androcles" aka John Parker <Headm...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote
>> "Helmut Wabnig" aka Wabie <hwabnig@ .- --- -. dotat> wrote :
>>> "Androcles" <Headm...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote:
>>>
>Andro wrote:
>Wabnig, Why won't you listen? [1]
>http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/SR4kids/special_relativity_for_children.htm
>>>
>Wabie wrote:
>haha, Andro, [is]
>http://www.dict.cc/deutsch-englisch/Der+Rattenf%C3%A4nger+von+Hameln.html
>blowing the "division by zero" tune on his tin whistle
>http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/DominoEffect.GIF .... [2]
>Be careful, child&rat, you will be annihilated via E = m*c^2
>on the end of the trail. lol, wabie.
>>
>hanson wrote:
>.... Wabie, not so loud... ahahahaha... or you'll be forced again
>to post that you, "Wabnig said something stupid"... ahahahaha...

On the stupidity scale from 1 to 12, where would you put yourself,
hanson?
hahaha...

To be precise: the limes in link [2] is exactly 1.
O-N-E.
Number ONE = arab (indian if you like) number value 1

No way to interpret SR results in any way one wishes from [2].
If you don't know how to calculate a limes, why don't you ask first,
hanson.

Funny and entertaining as always, hanson , thanks for the laugh.
Just keep away from math statements, hanson.

w.

Androcles

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Mar 8, 2009, 7:06:34 PM3/8/09
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"Helmut Wabnig" <hwabnig@ .- --- -. dotat> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:05:00 GMT, "hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote:
>
>>Was Re: Scruffy Rat, a story of Special Relativity for Children.
>>>
>>"Androcles" aka John Parker <Headm...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote
>>> "Helmut Wabnig" aka Wabie <hwabnig@ .- --- -. dotat> wrote :
>>>> "Androcles" <Headm...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote:
>>>>
>>Andro wrote:
>>Wabnig, Why won't you listen? [1]

I would not call you Wabnig, you are Wabnigga or Wabbie,
and I would not use a capital W for "why", especially after a comma.
Therefore cha-chahanson is lying. He is not pure as the driven
snow but he does dance to my tune.

> Funny and entertaining as always, hanson , thanks for the laugh.
> Just keep away from math statements, hanson.

He should keep away from the LSD, too.
This is more errors per word than I've seen in a long time,
even from Parrot Porat.

> hahahaha... Andro, see what you get when you p[rasie them
> too quick and too early:"No ggod dded ever goes unpunihsed"
> It's yourt fault, Andro!... YOU are driving you clients/.converts
> away with your classical knee jwerk reactionj whicuj fucked
> youj over durting all of your own preessioanl craaer in your
> now passed, real life.... But don't let me cramp ypou style
> You bare soi funny!.;. far more entetaining then the loud
> Kikes who are ginogn here in the NGs their ususuall;t funny
> Yiddisherf strfeent corner performances. Yoy bare need here
> Amndor, to be a jhusifyable couinter bwieght to these loud
> kikes.. .... who feed pof the grand legancy of Newton...
> your man... Carry on dude and 6thanbs for teh laughs

He's the one feeding pof to legancies, whatever he's smoking.
http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/SR4kids/special_relativity_for_children.htm

hanson

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Mar 8, 2009, 9:07:15 PM3/8/09
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-------- ahahahaha... Precious!... AHAHAHAHA... -----------
>
Look at that!... I've got me 3 mooches onto the dance floor.
---- And they did audition, alright..... ahahahaha.... ------
>
== Androcles who is dancing the chachacha for me,
twice, and with a comma, & all day long... while
== Uncle rect-Al Schwartz, who gave me one of his many
Yiddisher street corner performances .. and
== Helmut who was furiously wabniggering and said "something
stupid" like he always does.... ... ahahahaha.... And all that
>
because I posted Einstein's own doubts & denials about his Relativity
crap.... AHAHAHA... Here guys, read it again... how Einstein, in his own
words, distanced himself from his SR and GR lunacy...
>
Guys... don't argue with me --- Argue with Einstein's words instead.
Or even better, guys, learn something when Einstein your master and
idol (for rect-Al and Wabie) and the nemesis (for Androcles) talks...
>
Einstein was a smarted and a better conman than all 3 of you together.
Many times over. Einstein published his denials long before you were
even born and aware of it... Your demented ejaculates will never allow
you to become even an apprentice for/or against Einstein...
======== Einstein is hot and he does rock.
======== You are not even cool and you are not.
>
So, Here is that glorious post with Einstein's own words again:
>
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/c5cdbe547c0c8cfc
>
----- or in --------- http://tinyurl.com/aq5yrd ---------
>
Do I need to open these links for you??.... ahahahaha....

Thanks for the laughs, you Dreidels.... ahahahaha... ahahahanson


hanson

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Androcles

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"hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote in message
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> -------- ahahahaha... Precious!... AHAHAHAHA... -----------
>>
> Look at that!... I've got me 3 mooches onto the dance floor.
> ---- And they did audition, alright..... ahahahaha.... ------

Could you translate this for me please, it is quite illegible:

hanson

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Mar 8, 2009, 9:14:39 PM3/8/09
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"Androcles" <Headm...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote:
Could you translate this for me please, it is quite illegible:
>
No. That is classified and not for your eyes. Sorry.
But here is something that you should read:

>
-------- ahahahaha... Precious!... AHAHAHAHA... -----------
>
Look at that!... I've got me 3 mooches onto the dance floor.
---- And they did audition, alright..... ahahahaha.... ------
>

Androcles

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"hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Androcles" <Headm...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote: Could you translate this
> for me please, it is quite illegible:
>>
> No. That is classified and not for your eyes. Sorry.

Ok. I'll get some other Jew to translate the Hebrew into English.
Could you tell me what drug you were on when you wrote it?
Obviously it must be some good shit.

hanson

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Mar 9, 2009, 3:55:52 AM3/9/09
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"Androcles" <Headm...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote
in message news:DO1tl.15959$Yl7....@newsfe30.ams2...

>
> "hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote in message
> news:34_sl.2097$%u5....@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
>>
"Androcles" <Headm...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote:
Could you translate this for me please,
it is quite illegible.

>>>
hanson wrote:
No. That is classified and not for your eyes. Sorry.
>
Androcles wrote:
Ok. I'll get some other Jew to translate the Hebrew into English.
Could you tell me what drug you were on when you wrote it?
Obviously it must be some good shit.
>
hanson wrote:
ahahaha ... AHAHAHA.. Now you, the quintessential
British closet Anti-Semite are asking for Jewish help?...
AHHHAHA...AHAHAHAHA... ahahaha... AHAHAHAHA
>
The Zios must be having a feast over that... ahahahaha...
like they had with that Brit-Prince of yours, last year,
who went to a party dressed up in a Nazi uniform...
ahaha... Too much!... ahahahaha... AHAHAHAHA...
>
Listen Andro, since you are so bent on it let me declassify
the message for you and tell you how this came about.
>
The recruits and interns are most of the time on your side
of your arguments, & and try to warn you when you become
too senile & post your opinions enveloped in kiddy-cartoons
and/or toddler coloring book scenarios... since you have
obviously descended into your second childhood... ahaha....
>
So, since you do not listen to their well meant warnings,
they suggested to get your attention by using Yiddish Porat
code... and obviously it worked... hahahaha... ahahahaha...
>
Porat code made you study each and every word in that
message, and then, to boot, made you ask ME whether
you did decipher the message correctly... For the 4th time
now.... hahahahahaha... AHAHAHAHA...
>
The juniors are ROTFLTAO and said: "We really hope that
we will not end up like John Parker aka Androcles did, after
he retired... "... ahahahaha... AHAHAHA...
>
I assured them that they will become exactly like you...
which ought to be balsam for your soul... ahahahaha....
Does THAT make you happy now, John?
>
Thanks for the laughs, old mate... & now read again the
post wherein they supported you, but which for some
strange reason ignited your senile aggression... since
it mentions Einstein own words for him distancing
himself from this crock.... long time ago... which does
put you firmly into the class of Johnny-come-latelies...
ahahahaha... Here is the gig again... for your benefit:

>
>
-------- ahahahaha... Precious!... AHAHAHAHA... -----------
>
Look at that!... I've got me 3 mooches onto the dance floor.
---- And they did audition, alright..... ahahahaha.... ------
>
== Androcles who is dancing the chachacha for me,
4 times now, and with a comma, & all day long... while

== Uncle rect-Al Schwartz, who gave me one of his many
Yiddisher street corner performances .. and
== Helmut who was furiously wabniggering and said "something
stupid" like he always does.... ... ahahahaha.... And all that
>
because I posted Einstein's own doubts & denials about his Relativity
crap.... AHAHAHA... Here guys, read it again... how Einstein, in his
own words, distanced himself from his SR and GR lunacy...
>
Guys... don't argue with me --- Argue with Einstein's words instead.
Or even better, guys, learn something when Einstein, your master
& idol (for rect-Al and Wabie) & the nemesis (for Androcles) talks...
>
Einstein was a smarter and a better conman than all 3 of you
together.
Many times over. Einstein published his denials long before you were
even born and aware of it... Your demented ejaculates will never allow
you to become even an apprentice for/or against Einstein...
======== Einstein is hot and he does rock.
======== You are not even cool and you are not.
>
So, here is that glorious post with Einstein's own words again:

Androcles

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"hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote in message
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Do continue dancing to my tune, Cha-cha. I may not express
my mirth as openly as you, but rest assured I'm laughing.
It's not good form for a Briton to laugh out loud, witness
Monty Python for the evidence of that.

Please see this quite short video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
They cannot get past K. Bunny, they lack the Holy Hand Grenade
of Antioch without which they cannot continue in their search for
the Grail with the hole in it, aka Holey Relativity.


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