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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


TildeATH posted:

That's not correct, the form was already posted and Leapingfishstick made his selection and it was me. There's no need to check in on this thread for the next 25-28 hours, as nothing interesting at all will happen. Now go outside and enjoy some fresh air.

I actually get nervous if I'm gone too long, worried that Flapperlush will pick a new overseer before I get to nominate myself. :(

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Call for Overseers!

OK folks it's that time again! Please fill out this questionnaire if you are ready and willing to be the next Overseer of Bronzestabbed.

Please keep in mind that you will need to be ready to take up the save and immediately start playing (you'll have a couple days to poke around and get your things set up of course). You need to have a bunch of free time in the next couple of weeks that you are willing to waste extravagantly diligently dedicate to playing, recording, and writing updates on a regular schedule. The thread gets really antsy if you go more than about two days without posting, and 72 hours between updates is the limit.

You should already be reasonably familiar with playing Dwarf Fortress in Fortress mode. You don't need to be a total expert, but you need to have played enough to know the basics of keeping a fortress alive in the face of adverse conditions, managing a whole lot of dwarfs, and so forth.

It will also help if you already know how to take screenshots and write updates, but I will help you there if you have any trouble.

You have about 32 hours - normally it's 24, but I will be busy tomorrow afternoon most likely so let's say 32 this time! Good luck!

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Number 1 Number 3! Number 1 Number 3! (I guess, I lost the link to the spreadsheet)

Leperflesh posted:

You have about 32 hours - normally it's 24, but I will be busy tomorrow afternoon most likely so let's say 32 this time! Good luck!
Alternately, just roll it right now.

Bad Munki fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Aug 1, 2012

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Three signups in the space of 60 seconds is troubling. You people need to find more things to consume your time. May I suggest online gambling?

e. The direct link to the sheet is here. You were third, mister Munki.

Anchors
Nov 27, 2007
I haven't played Dwarf Fortress in forever and I'll probably get us all killed, but I'm tired of my dwarfs never accomplishing anything in these LPs, so let's do this!

Signed up and ready to go.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Leperflesh posted:

You were third, mister Munki.

I'll have nothing to do with that dangerous contraption, thank you very much. :colbert:

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Man, I really need to start sending L-Fish some bigger bribes. Can't believe I keep getting outbid by these upstarts.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax
Yes, I won!

Alright, LF, just send me the save and we can get this thing going.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


TildeATH posted:

Yes, I won!

Alright, LF, just send me the save and we can get this thing going.

You wish.

http://orokos.com/roll/77943

:woop:

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


Hmm. suspicious.

Looks like we're already at 12 applicants after less than an hour, too. I guess it's good there's lots of interest?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



:ninja:

I'd be stoked to see 20 applicants this time. Sure, it'll basically ruin everyone's chances at being overseer in a given round to have that many people, but the number of applicants I think is a pretty good indicator of thread interest. :)

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Yup! Also 156 votes, and nearly 200k pageviews. Goons love their dwarf fortress LPs.

OhCrap
Oct 14, 2011

I MAKE VICTORY!

Leperflesh posted:

Yup! Also 156 votes, and nearly 200k pageviews. Goons love their dwarf fortress LPs.minecarts made from cheese soap.

Corrected for you, sir.

JamieTheD
Nov 4, 2011

LPer, Reviewer, Mad Welshman

(Yes, that's a self portrait)
Zapdos, loved your turn, mate. Well written, eventful, and helped clear up my somewhat problematical turn. Who knows, maybe I'll win the lotto this saturday and have time to devote to DF LPs, forevaaaaah! :cthulhu:

But anyways, things are going well, I'm definitely going to be posting some culture/mythology journal entries when I get the opportunity! 'Lessons' must become a thick folio!

aldantefax
Oct 10, 2007

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'
Looks like I didn't get laid off for another couple of weeks, so I'm going to have to stay out of the running this time again! In a month or so I'll be able to whip this fortress into the dirt up to shape...

Shiv Katall
Feb 11, 2008
Rape knows no boundaries

17th Obsidian 238



Success

Ugath is Just.

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


APinAP posted:


Journal of Apeynap Clutchstandards

13th Obsidian, 238

Hutter is dead. My wife, the last hope for continuing my father's family line, has been taken away from me. My father is dead. My mother is somewhere I think, I haven't seen her around. Too busy drowning my sorrows.

Ugath, when will you take me as well?

Son, you know what you must do. Burn the fotress down! Burn 'em all!

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Zapdos posted:

Markus_Cz diagnoses Male Man, who, having grown up, now qualifies for dwarven universal health care.

Say no to quackery, use DUHC!

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax


Dearest journal, which only exists as a construct in my infant dwarf mind.

What trauma an infant dwarf goes through in its first year! Why would my enormous Yak caretaker insist on feeding me sour, alcohol-rich yak milk? Doesn't it realize this causes... causes... brain damage! I can feel my intelligence slipping, like a, what are those squishy things, like a... you know, an unshelled gastropod, a... it's... a slug! Yes, if I hold onto anything from this mental torture, it will be my hatred of slugs! If only I could pull myself away from the yak's iron grip, but it never lets go. Never. It never sets me down, never lets me sleep on a soft pillow... I doubt I could ever sleep again unless it was in a canoe, which is the only thing that resembles this yak arm that holds me. Wait, do yaks have arms?

Time for more "milk". It's got to be 130 proof. But, then, it's not so bad. At least it makes my beard glisten. I like beards. I hope I grow a beard like a moose. I like moose, too.

I feel more and more shame about my nakedness...

Vault Vanderhuge
Aug 11, 2011
Behold Chunder Road

Rurik posted:

You should make an LP then!

I'm pretty sure I'm way too drat lazy to actually do a whole LP myself. It's one of the many, many reasons I don't volunteer for overseership. :) I'll stick to a chance at the dorfing list (not likely, I'm around 450 or so) and write journals and poo poo.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!

FinalSin posted:

I wanted to solicit ideas!
A minecart powerup that can plough you through everything for a limited time.

Also, awesome fortress so far, everyone!

Thadius
Apr 2, 2010

ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS
It's too bad we aren't actually voting for the next overseer.

If we were, my slogan would have been: Vote Thadius! He promises to get drunk while playing!

...Not sure if I'm putting out propaganda for or against myself here...

Ah well. Ring, meet hat, and all that.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Leperflesh posted:

Three signups in the space of 60 seconds is troubling. You people need to find more things to consume your time. May I suggest online gambling?

e. The direct link to the sheet is here. You were third, mister Munki.

We're up to 22...

Now, I know that innovation is haraam and all, but maybe it could be "24 hours or 12 overseers sign up" in the future?

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

TildeATH posted:

We're up to 22...

Now, I know that innovation is haraam and all, but maybe it could be "24 hours or 12 overseers sign up" in the future?

Nonsense, according to holistic sciences, the more people who sign up, the better odds any of them have of winning! :eng101:

Donkringel
Apr 22, 2008

Ardeem posted:

Nonsense, according to holistic sciences, the more people who sign up, the better odds any of them have of winning! :eng101:

If I become overseer, I promise to introduce homeopathy to the dwarves!

(This is a lie)

(I signed up solely so I could skip ahead of the dwarf queue)

(My experience with DF ends right up to when military was re-vamped. Ugath help you military dorfs if I get chosen)

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

TildeATH posted:

We're up to 22...

Now, I know that innovation is haraam and all, but maybe it could be "24 hours or 12 overseers sign up" in the future?

Or twenty-three, if you feel that Niggerfarts is being treated unfairly due to his race and chronic butt ailments.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Give me this fortress, and I shall shape it with my bare hands into a hall worthy of the defense of our great and noble species. :black101:

Or, most likely, lose it to a tantrum spiral two months in.

OhCrap
Oct 14, 2011

I MAKE VICTORY!
Dwarf homeopathy involves diluting a forgotten beast in magma until no traces of said beast remain.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Oh hey, look at all those overseers...:negative:

TildeATH posted:

Now, I know that innovation is haraam and all, but maybe it could be "24 hours or 12 overseers sign up" in the future?

That isn't really fair though. Not everyone is going to be around when the overseer finishes their turn, and 12 overseers can show up fast. 24 hours to sign up lets most people have a chance at being overseer if they want it.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

TildeATH posted:

Now, I know that innovation is haraam and all, but maybe it could be "24 hours or 12 overseers sign up" in the future?
You might as well just lower the time frame to "ten minutes after the message is posted" at that rate. That's not innovation, that's punishing everyone who isn't online at the very moment that Leperflesh posts.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
I think if I ever run another succession LP, overseer turns will be determined by arena fights on the side.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

Vox Nihili posted:

I think if I ever run another succession LP, overseer turns will be determined by arena fights on the side.

Throw one dwarf into the arena for each overseer. Whoever dies last wins. It would be a more dwarfy version of an RNG.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Internet Kraken posted:

Throw one dwarf into the arena for each overseer. Whoever dies last wins. It would be a more dwarfy version of an RNG.

20 Urists enter, 1 Urist leaves.

Do dwarves spawned in arena mode pick up weapons laying around. Quantum weapon stockpile in the middle, go hunger games style. The most entertaining dwarven RNG.

Rurik
Mar 5, 2010

Thief
Warrior
Gladiator
Grand Prince

Vault Vanderhuge posted:

I'm pretty sure I'm way too drat lazy to actually do a whole LP myself. It's one of the many, many reasons I don't volunteer for overseership. :) I'll stick to a chance at the dorfing list (not likely, I'm around 450 or so) and write journals and poo poo.
I didn't mean DF, I meant an LP based on the flash game that's based on this DF LP that FinalSin is making. :) It was a joke, of course.

Also, holy carp (typo intended) that overseer list. But it's great to have so many names, because it adds to unpredictability and variety. And yeah, the only limit we need is the 24-hour-one. Or the 32-hour-one in this case.

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

FinalSin posted:

Aside: I wanted to contribute in some way to Bronzestabbed but can't draw, compose, sing, animate, or do anything whatsoever of note. However, I did want to practice making small games a lot this year, so I'm making Dwarfabalt, a highly innovative video games experience tm.





The colour palette needs matching to Vanilla DF, and the clouds are old assets so I'll dump them.

CHUCKLE as you leap over murk pools and beat goblins in the face with a crossbow.

GASP as you try to work out which ASCII characters are enemies and which are collectable bonuses.

WEEP as you lament the moment reader submissions began scraping the masterwork oaken barrel.

Any suggestions for enemies/obstacles/powerups appreciated. I probably won't post again until it's done (and have no idea when that'll be).

ASIDE OVER.

I think I love you!

OhCrap
Oct 14, 2011

I MAKE VICTORY!

Tias posted:

I think I love you!


Games > Let's Play! > Bronzestabbed, A Love Story in ASCII

Nakar
Sep 2, 2002

Ultima Ratio Regum
Out of curiosity, what's the justification for digging so shallow initially? I almost always tink my way down to a good stone layer before I start doing anything else. Dirt's for farmers to work in, not everyone to live in.

I haven't seen every DF LP but the ones I have seen always seem to start with a less than visionary architectural plan that ends up compounding upon itself as people expand where the fort is rather than where it should eventually be. Digging into a hillside to pocket early on so dwarves have a bunk and safe places to stockpile stuff is fine and all, but use of the z-level should be a primary goal given how many layers one has to work with. I know haphazard additions are the name of the game with succession stuff in general, but it'd be nice to see a general plan.

I've probably missed it if it has, but have any of these succession runs started from a Reclaim of a partial fortress meticulously (and perhaps maliciously) designed by a third party?

Basically I'm saying dirt is ugly and can be avoided with like 5 staircase designations. :(

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I personally can't stand digging my fort deeply since Z navigation is annoying if there are too many levels. This is also generally why I try to embark on flatter ground - good luck following a fight that's fought over 10 thin strips of Z layers.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Brannock posted:

I personally can't stand digging my fort deeply since Z navigation is annoying if there are too many levels. This is also generally why I try to embark on flatter ground - good luck following a fight that's fought over 10 thin strips of Z layers.

1) Hotkeys

2) you can now 'follow' creatures

Enjoy! :)

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Schneeble
May 4, 2010

The grandest hats
or GTFO.

Nakar posted:

Basically I'm saying dirt is ugly and can be avoided with like 5 staircase designations. :(

Staircases are for access shafts. Ramps are the correct way to traverse Z-levels. That being said, Nakar is right in a general sense. Sand and dirt are a nice place for the farming industry, not for other dwarves. Dig deeper!

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