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WarpDogs
May 1, 2009

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.
I like my guy.

The only problem is I can't roleplay a crazy old geezer because all his stats are actually pretty positive. Seems like he's more of a politician than a soldier. In fact, he probably just joined the army because he's ready for death and he's hoping to find a good way out :smith:

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Shiv Katall
Feb 11, 2008
Rape knows no boundaries

18 Slate 237

Mosquitos will not leave me alone! It seems like we have been walking forever. Soon we should be arriving at our new home after leaving Veilstake. Thank goodness for that at least. Listening to these old people complain non stop about the sun makes you want to stick a spear right thru their mouth. We met up with them in Shipshook as we had been told we would and together we all will finish this journey together.

I dont have much with me but the clothes on my back, but she told us to bring nothing. I have kept her present though and have it hidden away. Last night I had another dream and he came back to me. He told me in 5 days to stay in the middle of the line.

Vorpal Swordfish
Feb 4, 2011

JamieTheD posted:

Right, update itself will be posted later tonight, but in the meantime, that's one more interlude from me, showing the migrant list, and some of the notable migrants. Amazingly, I was able to give nearly everyone what they wanted. Except the Bookkeeper (not even I managed that), and the two sheriff wannabes (who I appear to have skipped... poo poo, apologies, guys! Maybe next wave!)

I was honestly expecting the preferences to be completely ignored anyway, and bookkeeper/manager being unique jobs makes them even less likely to happen, so I can hardly complain about that. (I was really just thinking that a more "academic" dwarf might be an interesting standpoint to write from when i put that in).

Stonecrafter isn't a bad, though it probably means I won't be doing much more than sitting in a sweatshop making a bunch of mugs or figurines or whatever it is we're going to be dumping on the poor traders. Well, it's a safe job. As safe as any job is in this place, anyway.

I would like to ask to see the info page on my dwarf at some point as well, but I can wait for that.

Vault Vanderhuge
Aug 11, 2011
Behold Chunder Road

sebmojo posted:

Leperflesh has written a Journal Entry, Kratzenklacnul, "Molten Flower, the Scourge of Tears". Every word is of the highest craftsdwarfship. It is made of insight and strangeness, and menaces with spikes of awesome.

drat, Leperflesh. A fine journal entry with a fine compliment upon it.

I hope somebody compliments me like this someday. drat, that was a nice statement.

And now I'm almost worried that I understand Dwarf Fortress enough for this to make sense and I've still never played the game. Either way, I love the flow of this statement. I am both amused and awed. :3:

Rurik
Mar 5, 2010

Thief
Warrior
Gladiator
Grand Prince

Internet Kraken posted:

So my two soldiers are a teenager that can barely hold a crossbow straight and an incredibly old man that could keel over 3 years from now. Fun times.
:emo: Ugh, this crossbow is WAY too heavy!
:corsair: When I was young, the world was half the age it is today.

Internet Kraken posted:


I doubt a goblin slave master could make respectable soldiers out of these dwarves, and I am supposed to lead them against creatures of the night? Is this whole fort just a loving joke to the nobles?
Somehow this just captures the essence of this fort perfectly. :D

Also, apparently the elves didn't bring any exotic animals? Or didn't you JamieTheD purchase any from them? I'd really have loved some giant scorpions.

Leperflesh, I checked the dwarfing list and didn't find Sankis from there. I also can't recall someone named that posting. Is that dwarf someone you just made up or is it a goon like us?

And also, could you please modify my dwarfing preferences? I wanted to be a militarydwarf, but what I want to be now is either a noble or a militarydwarf. So please add noble there if you could, I'm 122nd on the list.

Actually, I just went and look and now I'm 124th. Have some dwarves been secretly added into the front of the queue? Not that it's serious if so and even more less if an overseer wants to be dwarved or something, but I thought I'd ask.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Die Zombie Die posted:

Can I get more info regarding my dwarf please. I got a series of journals I have ready to go and I need what info I can to finish up. But, since it seems I came with no parents it is going to be perfect.

If you can pm as much of it as possible, that would be great so I can twist my story into it.

Thank you.

For some odd reason your dwarf can't be seen in the legends mode. It's mentioned in your parents' profile and included in the xml dump but can't be filtered in the historical figures list. Very strange, never seen anything like that.

Anyway he's just a kid so there wouldn't be anything interesting anyway. Here's some family history:

Your maternal grandmother Kubuk Cavechanced was born in 69 but nothing is known about her parents. She was first a farmer in Cobaltsieges but moved to Veilstake and became an architect after marrying your grandfather in 141. She's still living there.
Your maternal grandfather Eral Constructbulb, also of unknown parentage, was born in 72 in Veilstake. He started as a clothier but soon began scouting the area around Veilstake. He didn't face any dangers and died of old age two years ago in 235.
Kubuk and Eral had only one child, "Vorpal Swordfish" Swordweaver who was born in Veilstake in 201.

Your father has a much longer family line that includes people like Sigun Planktop, the King of Rare Ship 7-15 and Ustuth Blockadestrapped, the general of Rare Ship 16-94.
Your paternal grandmother Erush Ruletin lived her lives still in Cavepacks where she has scouted since 103.
Your paternal grandfather Kadol Tallceiling was a fatihful worshipper of Ugath Muckcrypts and a member of a cult called The Creed of Bile. He started as a ranger in Pagetin but moved to Cavepacks to marry Erush and became a cook. After fifty years he got bored and began wandering the wilds. In 169 he conforted minotaur Those Wanderedgleamed the Frenzy of shocking but had to escape. In 210 he tried again but was struck down.

The minotaur itself was a great enemy of Rare Ship and had killed several ancestors of Bronzestabbed, including Saoritficis's grandfather and Geri Khan's grandmother. It was struck down only six years ago by Id Trumpetproblem, one of the most famous monster slayers of Rare Ship.
Erush and Kadol also had only one child "Kaboom" Pulleyplains who was born in Cavepacks in 201.

"Vorpal Swordfish" and "Kaboom" married in 215 have two children.
Your sister Olin Daggerdweller was born in 218 and is married with Fath Dishinked. They have no children.

Here's father's family tree:

GulMadred
Oct 20, 2005

I don't understand how you can be so mistaken.

Rurik posted:

Leperflesh, I checked the dwarfing list and didn't find Sankis from there.
Sankis is a goon. Re-read Boatmurdered and you'll understand why Sankis can be implicitly treated as an influential figure in dwarven history and politics.

Also this.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Vault Vanderhuge posted:

drat, Leperflesh. A fine journal entry with a fine compliment upon it.

I hope somebody compliments me like this someday. drat, that was a nice statement.

Yeah, that was a pretty big compliment! I'm probably not going to make a ton of journal entries, but I may contribute from time to time as I feel inspired.

Rurik posted:

Leperflesh, I checked the dwarfing list and didn't find Sankis from there. I also can't recall someone named that posting. Is that dwarf someone you just made up or is it a goon like us?

While writing the prologue, I could not predict who would be on the dwarfing list, and in any case Sankis is (I assume!) not someone expected to come to the fortress (or is she?). So I wanted to pick a goon name that would be iconic but not give special favors to anyone who might be participating.

Sankis of course came to mind because he (she?) hasn't been around DF LPs in years.

Of course, within days after starting Bronzestabbed, Sankis posted a little in the DF thread in Games and is apparently getting back into dwarf fortress, so, I dunno if I had any influence on that happening.

I'm still not certain it was the best choice. I could have invented someone, or I could have contacted and discussed it with some other goon. I dunno. I went with my gut on this one!

quote:

And also, could you please modify my dwarfing preferences?

Sure, done.

quote:

Actually, I just went and look and now I'm 124th. Have some dwarves been secretly added into the front of the queue? Not that it's serious if so and even more less if an overseer wants to be dwarved or something, but I thought I'd ask.

Yeah, I moved Jimmy up the list now that he's actually dwarfed in game. I wanted the dwarfing list to match the in-game list and be in the right order. I left his old row there with a comment so it would be easier to see what happened (see row 231)

I'm not sure why you'd have jumped two places though, I've only added the one row. Keep in mind that Row 1 is the heading row, so if you're on row 124, that means you're 123rd in line. I don't remember inserting any other rows, at least. But, I'm the only one with access to the list, so maybe I did something somewhere and forgot.

Vault Vanderhuge
Aug 11, 2011
Behold Chunder Road

Holy poo poo. How did I not know about this? That is awesome and clearly someone at Blizzard has excellent taste in Dwarf Fortress LPs.

Anchors
Nov 27, 2007

Leperflesh posted:

I'm still not certain it was the best choice. I could have invented someone, or I could have contacted and discussed it with some other goon. I dunno. I went with my gut on this one!

Sankis has been the leader of every DF LP since the dark days of Boatmurdered. Above all else, dwarves value their tradition and history.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Dang I got skipped over? Ah well, still plenty of time to dish out some country justice :clint:

DarthXaos
Oct 27, 2010

Anchors posted:

Sankis has been the leader of every DF LP since the dark days of Boatmurdered. Above all else, dwarves value their tradition and history.

Except Gemclod, I believe King SirPenguin was the leader of that one

KSAF Staff Report
Dec 5, 2011

#acolyte faggot Hall of Fame
Ask me about trying to get published by The Black Library in between the minutes of Traffic Court reporting. Also ask me about having a game survival rate worse than the Infant Mortality Rate of Afghanistan
I can't seem to find the Official Goon Dwarf Fortress Pack(tm). Is there one that has all the addons I need to make this new version understandable? I am mostly looking for something to help hold off murder spirals and to help me visualize the Z axis. I tried the mod thread, but that isn't really what I want. I don't want to change the game, just understand it better.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

KSAF Staff Report posted:

I can't seem to find the Official Goon Dwarf Fortress Pack(tm). Is there one that has all the addons I need to make this new version understandable? I am mostly looking for something to help hold off murder spirals and to help me visualize the Z axis. I tried the mod thread, but that isn't really what I want. I don't want to change the game, just understand it better.

Search for Lazy Newb Pack.

Stonesense will help you visualise. Dwarf Therapist will help you keep track of moods, among other things (although nothing is really proof against tantrum spirals). Both these utilities are included in the pack, along with a graphical tileset (Phoebus by default, the same as this LP uses I think.)

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

DarthXaos posted:

Except Gemclod, I believe King SirPenguin was the leader of that one

In name, maybe, but everyone knows the true leader of the dwarve was Emperor Yeol the First, who personally slew the great beasts that threatened to bring about Gemclod's end in singular combat and then ushered in a new golden age for the dwarves.

Shiv Katall
Feb 11, 2008
Rape knows no boundaries
By golden age I am sure that translates into we all die gloriously. I think I actually ran into an object and died. In my defence though it was a very hard object.

JamieTheD
Nov 4, 2011

LPer, Reviewer, Mad Welshman

(Yes, that's a self portrait)
Right, currently working on screenshotting all the dwarves I missed, including one I forgot to list, Qwo.

Then, I'll be working on the update, hopefully we'll get all the way through summer without any problems. Very hopefully.

In either case, my overseer turn will end on Sunday.

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


No sweat, a bunch of your audience is currently all :supaburn: over the Steam summer sale, anyway.

Qwo
Sep 27, 2011

JamieTheD posted:

Right, currently working on screenshotting all the dwarves I missed, including one I forgot to list, Qwo.
Oh my! :haw:

Treuan
Jun 30, 2011

Go have some COFFEE with CREAM or something! Because I'll tell you something! This is a happy place!

scamtank posted:

No sweat, a bunch of your audience is currently all :supaburn: over the Steam summer sale, anyway.

I can vouch for that.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

scamtank posted:

No sweat, a bunch of your audience is currently all :supaburn: over the Steam summer sale, anyway.

Are you currently talking to me on skype or something? (I should write a journal)

JamieTheD
Nov 4, 2011

LPer, Reviewer, Mad Welshman

(Yes, that's a self portrait)
EDIT: Nevermind, had a crash, rewriting. Update delayed till saturday, but I should be stepping down at the end of it. I'll have constructed the Mister by the end of the next update, and turned it on. The consequences? Well, we'll have to wait and see, won't we!

JamieTheD fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jul 13, 2012

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

drat, do you have to go back to a quarterly save? That sucks.

While you're taking screenshots of dwarves can you figure out if any new pets arrived (probably there's a bunch). People like to know about pets.

JamieTheD
Nov 4, 2011

LPer, Reviewer, Mad Welshman

(Yes, that's a self portrait)

Leperflesh posted:

drat, do you have to go back to a quarterly save? That sucks.

While you're taking screenshots of dwarves can you figure out if any new pets arrived (probably there's a bunch). People like to know about pets.

Yeah, buncha pets, most of them pastured for now. I believe we finally have a couple of breeding pairs, although the nest boxes remain mysteriously unclaimed. Future overseers be warned: We're on the Burrow system now, and while there's currently only two burrows (Indoors Only: What it says on the tin, and First Line: A slightly limited area around the fort), dwarves will not go outside them for the most part.

The save reset doesn't suck so much as having to rename and screencap all those new dwarves again... but that's okay, it's do-able (in the morning), and as a bonus for when I (should be) leaving my overseership, I'll talk about a vile woman that's apparently important enough to have a statue and several engravings based on her death!

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Why do you have to screencap them again?

JamieTheD
Nov 4, 2011

LPer, Reviewer, Mad Welshman

(Yes, that's a self portrait)
This is true, but I honestly hadn't considered not screencapping all the dwarfnotes... so saturday will have update, and dorfnotes pt. 2 (correcting for the dorfs I forgot to dorfnote last time, and the second wave), while Sunday will have the legends thing (which will be easiest of the lot, and so leave me with happy memories of overseeing, instead of "ARGH, CRASH, SO MUCH RAGE!"

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

JamieTheD posted:

EDIT: Nevermind, had a crash, rewriting. Update delayed till saturday, but I should be stepping down at the end of it. I'll have constructed the Mister by the end of the next update, and turned it on. The consequences? Well, we'll have to wait and see, won't we!

Ah, no big deal. What do Dwarves do on a Friday night anyways?



Oh.

Oh.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Three-Phase posted:

Ah, no big deal. What do Dwarves do on a Friday night anyways?



Oh.

Oh.

Holy poo poo yes.

Everyone's going to search for it anyway, so just click here so you don't even have to tab away and break your immersion.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Three-Phase posted:

Ah, no big deal. What do Dwarves do on a Friday night anyways?



Oh.

Oh.

God drat.

Is there any possible way you can make an avatar-sized-and-shaped version of this? Like, get the three dwarfs in, maybe take out the windshield for clarity, and still be an animated GIF?

I realize that's a lot to ask but... yeah. I'm blown away.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Leperflesh posted:

God drat.

Is there any possible way you can make an avatar-sized-and-shaped version of this? Like, get the three dwarfs in, maybe take out the windshield for clarity, and still be an animated GIF?

I realize that's a lot to ask but... yeah. I'm blown away.

I'm gonna hit the hay, but sometime tomorrow, yeah, sure.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

Three-Phase posted:

Ah, no big deal. What do Dwarves do on a Friday night anyways?



Oh.

Oh.

Goddamnit I'm laughing so hard right now. "I broke the green glass window again! The Sheriff's gonna kill me!"

Pozzo
Nov 4, 2009

What is like posting in a thread?
A Ballista, that's what!

Leperflesh posted:

God drat.

Is there any possible way you can make an avatar-sized-and-shaped version of this? Like, get the three dwarfs in, maybe take out the windshield for clarity, and still be an animated GIF?

I realize that's a lot to ask but... yeah. I'm blown away.

Does this imply disenchantment with your dwarf tits?!

Thadius
Apr 2, 2010

ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS
It implies that somebody will be coming away with a dwarf-lego avatar.

Maybe more than one.

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!
30 pages in and I'm in love with this thread already. :allears:

Vaga42Bond
Apr 10, 2009

Die Essensrationen wurden verdoppelt!
Die Anzahl der Torpedos wurde verdoppelt!

Pozzo posted:

Does this imply disenchantment with your dwarf tits?!

Not necessarily. There could be Lego Dwarf Tits.

Please don't actually provide any. Please.:psypop:

Did anything ever come out of that Dwarf Fortress submission to Lego Cuusoo?

Anaxite
Jan 16, 2009

What? What'd you say? Stop channeling? I didn't he-
Someone wanted an avatar?



---


What is fun
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more

Vault Vanderhuge
Aug 11, 2011
Behold Chunder Road

Artificer posted:

30 pages in and I'm in love with this thread already. :allears:


You and me both.

Shiv Katall
Feb 11, 2008
Rape knows no boundaries
Those are some cute my little pony avatars. I am ashamed that I could name which ones those are a well.

:cry:

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!

Vaga42Bond posted:



Did anything ever come out of that Dwarf Fortress submission to Lego Cuusoo?

Wouldn't...uhhh...the violence and such of the game make it difficult to convince Lego to make sets for this?

Die Zombie Die posted:

Those are some cute my little pony avatars.

Heh. Thanks. :v:

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Maelin
Aug 12, 2007
I am sad that I have no idea what that picture of the Lego dwarves and the What Is Love song refers to when everyone else seems to be enjoying it so much :(

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