Well well well, if it isn’t the greatest actor of all time coming out with another bonafide hit. Looks like all the haters can fuck off because Nic Cage is back on the scene.

So what if this movie looks like Gone in 60 Seconds, Ghost Rider, Lord of War, and a little sprinkle of Family Man all rolled up into one. All those movies were awesome, so by simple math this movie will blow your tits off.

It’s good to have you back Nic, it really is.

PS

If anyone sees Nic any time soon make sure to snap a picture of him reading the new Hot Glove. All I have is this old version and I know he’s been all up in the new design, I just know it.