On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 22:38:24 GMT, Sugien wrote in post:
>btw, it was colored Elmer's glue, the closest thing I could find to
>look like snot...
Uh, you went searching for something that looked like snot???
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(OT. And cross-posted to acv "because I can".)
On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 04:14:42 GMT, Sugien wrote in post to Laura
Fredericks (that's me!) on alt.comp.virus.source.code:
>
>"Laura Fredericks" wrote in message
>
>>On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 00:50:00 GMT, Sugien wrote in post:
>>
>>>http://dino-soft.org/4q.html
>>>I will end my replying to this thread with the above.
>>
>>How come 4Q gets a poem and not ME??? <sob>
>>
>Because I pity him
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 00:16:59 GMT, Laura Fredericks wrote in post to
Sugien on alt.comp.virus.source.code:
>
>Btw, how's my poem, coming? Nothing would make me happier then to
>have my poem appear on your site, next to this ol' classic* o'
>yours...
>
>*verbatim, including misspellings
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
>
>ODE TO A DONUT
>by Paul Bryant
>
>Powdered or jelly or lightly glazed
>These little delights are what I crave
>Morning night or afternoon
>Any time is never to soon
>I love them buy they don't me
>The more I eat the bigger I'll be
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
>
>Speaking of "odes", if you make my poem an ode, can you do it
>correctly, please? Thanks. :-)
>
>http://brainstorm-services.com/wcu-lit/poetry-forms.html
>"THE CRAFT OF POETRY - POETIC STRUCTURES
>The ode: A relatively lengthy lyric poem that often expresses lofty
>emotions in a dignified style. Odes are characterized by a serious
>topic, such as truth, art, freedom, justice, or the meaning of life;
>their tone tends to be formal."
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:25:20 GMT, Sugien wrote in post to Laura
Fredericks on alt.comp.virus.source.code:
>
>As I told you earlier, I don't pity you, I only feel sorry for you
>and those around you.
>
>And as to my ode, well let me give you a little help and see if you
>can figure out what I was doing ok?
>ode
>My ode
>" A relatively lengthy lyric poem " my ode very short
>poem "expresses lofty emotions " my ode light
>hearted " dignified style" my ode
> sort of a in your face style
>"serious topic," my ode not a
>serious topic in the least
>"tone tends to be formal" my ode anything by
>formal
>
>Surly Laura even a clown such as yourself can see when something is
>just about as opposite as can be to what it says it is, actually is
>a *parity* or have you slipped from the group that has a few brain
>cells left to the 2 brain cell group like the one twit, twat (fork
>Q, and Nick) are in.
>Really Laura you must start to think at least a little before
>sticking both feet in your mouth. or at least keep your comments on
>something you know a little about; because if you can't tell a
>parity of an Ode from a real Ode, poetry surely is not your forte.
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:51:59 GMT, Laura Fredericks wrote in post to
Sugien on alt.comp.virus.source.code:
>
>On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:25:20 GMT, Sugien wrote in post:
>>Surly Laura even a clown such as yourself...
>
>This is *me*...
>http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame35.html
>
>>...can see when something is just about as opposite as can be to
>> what it says it is...
>
>Ah yes, of course... So when you told us a year ago that your bushy
>eyebrows were a sign of virility, what you *really* meant was that
>you're impotent... So, uh, did that happen after everyone saw that
>animated gif of you jerking off your (purported) 18" schlong?
>
>>...actually is a *parity*...
>
>Might you mean... PARODY???
>
>>Really Laura ... at least keep your comments on something you know
>>a little about...
>
><cough> Spelling. Writing.
>
>>...because if you can't tell a parity of an Ode from a real Ode
>>poetry surely is not your forte.
>
>If you can't tell a PARODY from a PARITY, then writing
>understandable messages on usenet surely is not your forte.
>
>I expect you'll tell us, now that "parity" is actually one of your
>lame-brain acronyms, and you'll come up with a bunch o' muddled
>words that only in *your* mind mean the ACTUAL word you meant to
>use, i.e. PARODY. So comon, puppet -- don't disappoint us.
>
>...and this is *you*:
>http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame80.html
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 00:04:26 -0400, kurt wismer wrote in post to
Laura Fredericks on alt.comp.virus.source.code:
>
>Laura Fredericks wrote:
>
>>Sooooooooooooooge is my puppet. (Didn't ya know?)
>
>really? where do you stick your hand?
Speaking of which...
I should've known better when Sugien's <cough> hero, 4Q asked me to
take a pic of myself holding up my hand, waving and send it to him...
(Hey, I thought it was gonna be a "Hello World" thingy, what can I
say? I guess this makes me 4Q's puppet, ha! I'll live with it.)
Anyway... Thanks, 4Q, for letting me stick it up Sugien's ass, even
if only virtually. ;-)
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OT. (And why did Sugien add alt.comp.anti-virus to the list?)
On Sun, 31 Aug 2003 07:20:23 GMT, Sugien wrote in post:
>...I could care less what the twit has on his page; because if I
>wanted to read a bunch of lies I would read one of those rags at the
>news stand about two headed babies; because they have more truth
>then 4Q's page has.
I used to be online editor for one of those supermarket tabloids.
<snicker>
>As for you Laura just the thought of you hand anywhere near me makes
>me want to go scrub with a wire brush.
How do you think *I* felt when I saw my hand up your butt in that
pic? Though I think he put a rubber glove on my hand, first... Or at
least I *hope* he did.
http://fourq.host.sk/
(Soooooooooooooge is my puppet.)
(And no matter how many times I gave you a Fleet while my hand was up
there, shit still came pouring out. Yuck.)
>...The more you try to get me to write you a poem the less likely I
>am to write you one.
I feel slighted that 4Q gets a poem and not me. (Wonder if Nick
feels the same way?)
>...you type wants one to much and you will most likely never get
>one, well unless you are willing to pay for one.
PAY you??? I only pay for quality work.
And knowing you, you'd probably steal someone's existing poem and
just add your name to it.
Coderipper.
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