Planet of the Apes (2001) Movie Review

After nearly 30 years of no planet, and no apes - Fox decided to bring the series back with the help of Tim Burton and Mark Wahlburg. However, critical reaction to the film (blog post) was so bad, Fox pulled the plug (blog) on the planned sequels. Was there more to this film than we saw, or did those maniacs finally really do it? Did they (blog)

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Under Siege Movie Review

Things were supposed to go happy and smooth up in Minnesota, but noooo.. James had to bring up Under Siege, starring Steven Seagal. Apparently there is a rule that you don't know anything about Seagal until you've watched this movie. action movies I don't know who wrote it, but I think it's a pretty silly (blog post) rule. Nevertheless, I've watc

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Bloodsport Movie Review

Before Jean-Claude Van Damme was JCVD, one movie helped to launch him into stardom, the 1988 martial arts action film Bloodsport. Although it lacks positive critical acclaim, it quicly becam a favorate among action movie goers. (blog post) But did this portrayal of Frank Dux's horror movie reviews life deserve to be remembered, or were the profes

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Jurassic Park III Movie Review

The third and as of this posting, final released entry in the Jurassic Park series until they get around to releasing Jurassic World, Jurassic Park III had a spinosaurus. That's about as inventive as the thought processes behind this movie seemed to get. This sci-fi movie reviews is such a departure from the grand and complex movie reviews storyl

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