INVISIBLE BENCH PRESS
…Halp! Spot!
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I can has Stereoid Loaded Double Cheezburger plx? K thx bai!
i hits 757 homers and bike to france
Plz to be pee in dis bottl. U r dishqualifided. Bad role moddl furr yung kittehz.
i hits 757 homers
“D’oh!…D’oh!…D’oh!…D’oh!…D’oh!……..”
HALP! i don wanna squish the mouzie anymoar
I is nawt Spot. I is Tiger.
Spot cat is spotting.
spot cat is thinking “can’t these meatheads use the smith machine instead of interrputing my workout? you’re rly not cute enough for me to be running over here…”
Spot: i lulz mai pretty pony hairz!
Tiger: gahhhrrrrrr! [faintz frum hypervenimation]
O hai, I’z wurkin’ on my pecs.
My pecs…let me show you them…
An kittehs has a LOT of pecs. Eben boykittehs.
I doan fink lotza nippulzez meenz kitteh can has moar den tu pektorul musselz. I go fynd muskular diyagram of kitteh nao.
But… but… I doan wanna know! I wanna piktur kitteh with jiant, rippling multi-pekz!
Okie, u du dat. I didunt faind mush pikshur eneewey.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=467985&in_page_id=1770
Heere is a leenk to a pikshur of rippling-pecs goggie. Cud notz find kitteh wif same. Sory.
Anukki
Poor double-muscled goggie…
kitteh can has twelve-pack?
while you pretending to bench press, I can has cat toy, K? Thnx.
“Tak me! Now! I is urs! Wavish me!”
“Ummm… I fink not. Not wif mowse on bed. And I haf a headakk. Dis not good time furr me.”
I can see up yr noze frum dis angle. An u needz a hankee!
Breef time owt in WFWF (Wurld Feline Wrassling Federashun) matsch wile Teh Biculur Brooser is distrakted by suvineer toy thrown intu ring by spektator. Teh mitee El Teegray Granday wates fer kameruas to start rolling agin, wile hurling insults at his opponunt.
Kittehz reelacks in
t3h straynjest wayz. Oanlee haz
2 maykz sense 2 dem
Jinjur Kitteh wuz
taykeeng a Napz. Tryz 2 hyde
much embarrussment
Kitteh kanz try, but
bench presseeng invizzibul
Buick luukz sillee
Jack.
UR DOING IT WRONG!
My attenshuns is diverted elsewheres.
every year, thousands of cats are injured by invisible weightlifting accidents
please don’t do this
Akting in mai uffishual capacitee as an ordayned preest (Father SacramentalWineAndMoreScaramentalWine) I is asyted to nounce dat I will be presydin obber teh commitmint sarahmoanee uf Koneko and Theresa Cahorshak. U is all invyted to atends. Meedeeaytelly followin the survis dere will b resepshun an hyperdramatic lekshur. Den sum meedeeyoker pr0n. Teh cuppul iz rejistured at a liddel troll billudj unner teh oberpass.
gawd, what thread was theresa in again? and why am I thinking ‘wikipedia lolcat troll’ entry to keep it all straight?
doan be meen
Iz bekauz dey be usin teh invisibil spotterz…OSHA gonna heer bout dis wun!
Oh noez, think of teh lolcats!!
For some reason I read that as “Invisible French Press” and then I was really confused. Maybe I just have coffee on the brain.
yeah, or maybe you’re turning into ME, I do that all the time. tell me, have you felt like a fluffy pink troll lately?
maybe it’s all the invisible french presses you haven’t realized you were having? ;o)
Or mebbe the orange chat is hiding undur an invisibul copee of “Le Monde”.
dat reminded meh of Megadeth song: “A tu le monde.” Spiffeh
Me too, dangit! And if the heat index weren’t up to 108 (Fahrenheit) I’d really love to go out there and get me some… iced, of course.
Eez wunnerful dat U tot dat too… me wz luking at captions on the b4 pic,,, inna dark room inna early mornin… SAw dat F sted of a B,,n started mornin mah Broked Bodum…
speshaly since i wz at my son’s westerdy n himz bodum,,, hadda teensy bit of dat num numz init…
spottin kitteh: k, i’ll halpz, but u owez meh 200 pownz uv chzburgers.
benchin kitteh: …k… srsly… can’t… breev…
spottin kitteh: an i jus needs to maek shoor we’z awn teh saem paij. des’ll b leen beef, rite? cuz i hitz mah gole last munf an i doan wanna looz dese killur abs.
benchin kitteh: leen… beef… u… gotta… b KIDDIN meh! *throws invisible barbells away in utter disgust* K, nao u gitz NUFFIN!
Spot are not heer. Wut u want nao?
Spot, da dog, not rliabul spotter.
He get distraktd n leafs.
Invisubuhl oil chayngez. Say, laydee, while I r under heer, you gotz teh loose goflimajator n ur doowhatty valv be stuk. Tayk many monee 2 fix. I tell u wat I do…
Oh nos! yellow cat dies…. hmmm…..I can stealz his mouse…
Blarrg, I’m ded!
that kitteh not on roids. look at Tony teh Tiger. he are bad influence on chirruns.
Invizabull blankee “Peak a bu. I sees u!”
Peek n see is mah gud frens kittehs favrit game.
Stop lookin at mowsie n snorgle mee all redee
Ooof, eh, oof, eh, dang
U tak de mowsie. I kant leefts enymoar.
Ah’m goin tu da joof bar.
ROFL, “joof bar”…
Bench Press Cat watching Ceiling Cat watching White/Gray Cat watching Inaminate Object. The Irresistable Force meets the Immovable Object, causing a Reaction which triggers an Equal and Opposite Reaction …. ohhh, the mind reels.
And it’s all the damn mousie’s fault… either that, or that garish comforter.
ummmm. uhhhh.
whut?
If “ceiling cat iz watching you press benches” wasn’t enough!
Is mebbe ironical comforter?
I wawnt mah toi too plz. Plz to nawt be takin mah toiz.
Scyooz me, mz Lohan. Cheez cawled! U r layte foar ur LOLcat fodoshewt!
Den agen mebee…
Datz hiz shert. But dat aint mah lipstik!
i can has purr-foarmance enhantsing nip?
ober-dooz ov cheezburgerz on tiger & mowcee - DO NOT WANT!!!
Teh oranje wonz r still poysin!
Blaaaaaargh (ai iz ded)
I’ll be in my bunk.
Mah kittehz hav that mowse.
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