Title:
Diary #3
Description:
A day in the park makes for some strange diary musings in Baby Cakes' world. In his darkest entry yet, Mr. Cakes reflects on death, dream girls and the dreaded Brain Fuckler that he sometimes sees humping people's faces in public.
i wish theyd come out with hoodies that had like baby cakes and the professor brothers
7/27/08 9:05 AM
walking potion
10 parts sugar
90 parts whisky
7/25/08 4:08 PM
and in the summer i take my banana chowder
6/25/08 8:30 PM
no he is a role-player
5/20/08 7:35 PM
sometimes i think if he is a hippie
5/3/08 1:39 AM
haha god, I love how he calls homeless people "talking shadows"
5/2/08 4:35 PM
truth
4/15/08 10:33 AM
i agree with the comment below, Neely is unnaturally hilarious! funniest shit on the internet
4/11/08 1:32 PM
that seriously just changed my life.
4/3/08 11:37 PM
babycakes is either retarded or the smartest deepest human ever.
i loove it!
3/20/08 7:27 PM
i'm gonna brain fuckle the shit outta you
3/19/08 5:59 PM
dear diary somtimes i touch my baby cake and wish it did not smell like bananna chowder
2/10/08 6:22 PM
polycorns? brain forest? wizard turds? loved it.
1/30/08 12:20 AM
Brad Neely is a sponge that has soaked up the best parts of society and is slowly letting them out in a homoginized goodness
1/21/08 9:26 PM
Baby Cakes as Socrates. Glorious.
1/13/08 3:44 PM
Real, real good.
1/5/08 11:35 AM
MMMMMMM...... Banana Chowder.... Unfortunately we're slowly destroying the BrainForests
1/2/08 6:59 PM
Note to self:
Drink 3 walking poitions.
1/1/08 9:59 PM
once a goose clapped
omg sooo funny
12/31/07 5:00 PM
I just noticed the reference to "They Live". Well played sir. Well played.
12/24/07 10:23 PM
I find you guilty of being unnaturally hilarious.
12/23/07 5:14 PM
I have a +7 Chi Hammer at the ready at all times.
12/14/07 8:52 PM
This, much like every installment of I am Baby Cakes, is a masterpiece.
"Walking potion: 10 parts sugar, 90 parts whiskey"
12/11/07 3:52 PM
The brain fuckler is awesome!!! ;D
12/7/07 10:22 AM
this is the most poetic and enlightening piece that Neely has done. It actually made me think about life and how closely my life resembles Baby Cakes. After cleaning up the vomit, i cried a little..
11/28/07 5:21 PM