Would you be willing to offer him a home for a couple of nights?
He promises to be a good servant to the country, and will try to learn
the "English lifestyle" as quickly as possible. He has developed a
keen interest in soap operas like Family Affairs and Hollyoaks, so I'm
sure he'd fit in with all you Brits. Will pay 60p rent a night.
THERE ARE A FEW RULES THOUGH from Emre.
1 - No talk of religion or politics in the house.
2 - No anti-Iranian remarks.
3 - No mention of Salman Rushdie.
4 - Please clean up the mess after you wank in his bathroom.
5 - He also requests:
A kidney dialysis machine
An Intel pentium computer
A year's subscription to Jazz mag
A luxury yacht like the one Simon Weston used in the Duran Duran video
Some pets to keep him company.
Hope you can manage him OK. He'll be fine! gOOD LUCK
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THE GOD OF YAKULT
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Nahhhr
That's quite clearly a Khoordeesh name
innit
(beware of his AK-74)
He was one of Spinal Tap's early drummers.
No! He's not.
Emre is very culturally aware and tells me his name originated from a
Simmo term for "God is great."
The Simmo tribe are an interesting ethnic group who live in the north
of Turkey. Their descent is not known though they do have an
interesting genetic trait of six, rather than five fingers on each
hand and one eye slanted whereas another is straight and wide.
He'd fit in perfectly in London, eh?
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Roger Yakult
WWW.YAKULT.CO.UK
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