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'Sickos' Hoodie S / Heather Black
$50.00
A sturdy and warm hooded sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with combed ring-spun cotton for a soft feel and reduced pilling.•80% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton •20% Polyester
'Jesus Is My Health Insurance' Headline T-Shirt Heather Charcoal / 2XL
$29.00
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• Side-seamed Size Chart can be viewed here.
'Don't Tread On Me' T-Shirt Heather Mellow Yellow / 2XL
$29.00
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
'WA-' Vintage T-Shirt 3XL / Heather Grey
$29.00
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• Side-seamedSize Chart can be viewed here.
'Al Capone's Reign' Vintage Front Page T-Shirt Heather Grey / M
$29.00
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• Side-seamed Size Chart can be viewed here.
'I Think I Know CPR' Onion Headline T-Shirt 3XL / Heather Red
$29.00
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Size Chart can be viewed here.
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Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
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Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly.

Follow along using the transcript.

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