Congratulations To This Couple On Their Engagement!

Daily Mail- One couple may have unintentionally said ‘I do’ to sharing a bit too much personal information after posing for an inadvertently risqué engagement photo – which has quickly been shared by thousands of people online.  Posted by a Philadelphia-based user on Reddit, the picture shows the unnamed happy twosome kissing over their initials, which are written in rice on a grill at a hibachi restaurant. Unfortunately, those letters – AN and AL – convey a very different message when spelled out in that order, and the addition of the romantic heart in the middle just makes the whole image all the more awkward. The unidentified lovebirds clearly thought they were being romantic with the sweet ‘he hearts her’ note, creatively writing out ‘AN ? AL’ in fried rice. But – perhaps because they were reading it upside-down – they don’t seem to have realized the other meaning that those letters have.

Congrats you crazy lovebirds!  Just a couple of kids who like to fuck trying to make it honest.  A very specific kind of fucking that is.  And yeah I know it’s their initials and they didn’t mean to spell out “ANAL” at the restaurant but it’s too late.  No take backs.  Or at least that’s what I’d be saying if I were the husband-to-be.  “Yeah I know you said we could never do that but look at the photo.  That’s a little thing we call fate.  It’s destiny.  We were meant for each other and this was meant to happen.  Sweet heart, I love you.  I wanna grow old with you.  Time for some ass fucking.”  Might as well.  They’re now linked to each other forever (or until they get bored of one other and start window shopping on Ashley Madison).  You gotta keep it interesting.  How do you do that?  Butt stuff. Or maybe that’s not an engagement photo at all.  It’s simply an announcement on social media that tonight is tonight they break out the butt stuff.  It’s 2015.  Crazier things have happened than couples taking to Twitter and Facebook to announce their foray into butt sex. I hope Anal Announcements become the next viral campaign.