Sunday 20 October 2013

FB spam




Assalamualaikum, agak lama aku tak update blog aku, maklumlah cari bahan,  kali ni aku nak paste pasal FB spam. Berikut adalah perbualan aku dengan Feeza Hashim, tujuan aku layan dia sebab boringkan jadi adalah orang yang nak bercerita, sambil tu boleh lah aku improve my english...hahahah







 Feeza
 Am so happy to hear back from you. I want to get to know you better and also for you to get to know me better...My full name are Feeza Hashim, I am mixed Malaysian ,my father is Malaysia and my mother is from England...I speak very very little Malay...lol i was born here and lived in London all my life...lol...i am so looking forward to visit Malaysia very soon ..omg.. I have never been there...i feel so happy am coming to my father's land...haaaa...i want to know me better....am single...26 years old....I live in regent street.I am a professional system consultant...that I studied in college....but you see.i do a lot of contract works here in london...my parents are so rich...they are company shareholders here...living in old trafford....they bo
ht so many bank shares for me that pays me now so much well.hope to hear from you. I am happy you could explain more about your self to me like these. I hope we would be good friend and happy when am there in Malaysia. Until then hope to hear from you soon.
Feeza...

Me
Wah...every details u eliborate..
Im not good enough in english, my full name muhammad zulaffandi bin zabani, from malacca but i stayed in Ampang selangor, am also single, 21 years old, just finish my study about 5months ago,
My parents not rich as your parents..
Now i work in construction...hahaha...
 1/10 ago am just finish my tender

Maintenance condo
After that my boss ask me to work in construction..
 Ive told my boss before i start in construction i want take leave for a week. Now
i on leave. Tomorrow ill start work. Sorry my english not good enough as yours
Btw we can be a good friends, plus i can also improve my english
Lol

Feeza
Actually my father is from sabah a state in Malaysia but since i was born i have never been there that is why i have chosen to come over and see how Malaysia looks like,and i don't know anybody in Malaysia because i have never been there,and i went through your profile and chose a man of your kind that i will be with whenever am there ,because i don't know anybody in Malaysia you are the only one that i know ,and you have to show me around when am there because i will be coming by next month i will stay for 2 months i hope you will have a enough time for me .i will give you a call so that you will come and pick me at the airport ok...yes i love football but hardly watch only on some rare occasion i go to the stadium to watch when my crazy cousins who lives in Franceents but have some cousins around the house. Well i am a very open person and since my parent wants me to find a man for future i decide to check on the site and hope i will get the best out of them. Until then i hope to hear from you soon.

Me

2 months in malaysia???
Have u book a hotel yet???
Actually now i working so i cant be with u all the time plus i dont have car,
 manage a cab for u, coz my friend taxi driver...
But u need to tell me when u arrive...
To malaysia


   
Feeza
 Baby you are so sweet....am finally so happy that i meet a nice man....u capture my every thought.....i want to have you as my true man,my heart.....you are so sweet man...and its rare....one thing you should know more about me is that I am a very honest and modest lady...hope y
ou like that..my father is late and i will be coming alone....tell me about your
i will be waiting to read again from you...ur sweet words and assuring too....thank you so much...am so glad i met you...

Me
My family,
My father already retire, my mom work at companies commision of malaysia, we are not rich as your family, hihihi
Now i work as construction, need to complete a football field end of this month...
So am going call u with feeza isnt??
Please dont praise me so much
Coz am trying to be good man...hhahhah
 
 
Feeza
 Its funny when your training your self to be my tour guide but you know what i think you would better train hard and hard because i would like to see every corner of Malaysi
a....lol.. also i hope you would be romantic too to sweep my feet off as i think i am thinking of you more often but i have to wait until you prove your ability. Talking about food hummm ...yummie i hope i will have a taste round of all the foods.
 I really want you to be of help to me, tell me things about MALAYSIA, about the environment ,the way of living, and if the place is good for investment.and more importantly buying
a housing property.This is my mobile number +447598611963 OR +447031909809....i really want us to be close really need your help when i get to Malaysia. Take care.  

Me
Malaysia...
 Have 12 state 

Perlis, kelantan, terengganu, pahang, pulau pinang, selangor, negeri sembilan, johor, sabah, sarawak, "wilayah persekutuan- kuala lumpur, labuan, putrajaya".
Each state they using different accent.

About the investment, am not sure wheres the higher profit we can make..
I'll save your number, check wether u have whatssup acc or we chat
I have a dream, to have my own house coz living cost in malaysia high, just want u to know that, like perlis, sabah, sarawak, i not yet be there..
Hahahha..
Coz:-
1. Dont have enough time
2. Dont have enough money
If i have both, i'll go by myself...

About the house property, i already went 2 condo but they having many defects..
One of them, condo that i do maintenance, but looks like developer already plan, after 2-3years the building will have a defects, funny isnt??
If u want buy a house property, i'll not recommend this developer..dont worry we'll try to check each other

Feeza if u're using an iphone, android, blackberry, why dont u try to install either "whatsup" or "we chat"
Coz if we msg, the cost high...
Hahahahah






suddenly she didnt reply my massage..
-mzkesturi-











11 comments:

  1. what the..
    bro aku kena juga wei..nama dia clara hashim
    nasib baik aku google kan dia cakap baby you are so sweet tu...
    sbab aku x ckp bnda sweet pun kt dia..

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  2. wahahhahahaha....Haji Belaja Bi ke belaja BI smbil tackle awek...wkakaka

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  3. Hahaha...sambil2 tu it can improve our english
    Huehuehue

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  4. wei aku pun kena gak ngn awek poyo tu haa.. belacan betoi lah

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  5. Ingat aku je kene hahaha...wtf btol..sial cite mandi bubble bath lg...mengong...

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  6. bro .. die br mesej in ni. chat yg die bg sama je mcm ko .. tq bro nanti ak nk tau ape motif die

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  7. bro ini no akuan laki itu ke yg minta duit itu untuk bayar 13020003142207 and ini msg dia hari itu mcm ini juga ke?
    On Sat, Jul 26, 2014 at 5:13 PM, Shasha Muhammad wrote:
    Honey good day. Honey today i was able to sent the Gift attached with money (20,000 Thousand Pounds) which i told you about because were am there with you then i we use the money to make some investment in my father land ok, Honey I sent it through diplomatic service under British High Commission in Malaysia will deliver to you respectively according to your home address. Honey beware I have paid for charges but I couldn't make local charges for the delivery, you might ask to make local charges. Honey the gift will arrived in Malaysia by Monday next week so honey update me as soon as you receive it ok. I love you dear.

    Honey i sent u an apple laptop,a gold wristwatch,Blackberry Bold 4, pictures and Manchester united jersey. I am sure you will like them when you get the Gift on Monday, i really want to make this as a surprise to you but i guess i have to let you know that i put the sum (20,000 Thousand Pounds) inside the laptop battery compartment. You have to take some money inside and book a 5Star hotel for me a place were i will stay when come over i hope you understand me honey i love you so much please as soon as you receive the gift let me know.The purpose of this is for you to assist yourself and put things in order for us to meet in person coz thats my intentions and goals. Honestly i want you to understand that i am doing this with you coz i believe and trust in you and i wish to meet you soon and spend my life with you if you dont mind coz i am ready to do all it takes just to be with you. So, honey i was told your country authority will determined the clearance charge as its done,i love u so much,i don't want you to stress yourself too much.,mmmmuah.don't forget to let me know when u receive the parcel ok.. I'm traveling to Spain tonight on out station l will be on offshore on sea once l finish I will fly down to visit you in Malaysia this month, my mobile no (+447598611963 OR+447031909809) is on roaming, you can sms or call me any time. The diplomatic service told me that you will receive the Gift on Monday 28th of July 2014. I love you so much honey, my kissssss for you mmmuuaahhh

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    1. What happen next douglas seng?

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