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Left to right: Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3.
Tell us which man is for you and how you plan to spend your date.
Note: Contestants have undergone background checks to prevent this sort of thing from taking place.
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Showing posts with label Fag/Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service. Show all posts
Monday, December 04, 2017
The Dating Game
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service invites you to participate in a televised dating game. Here are this week's contestants...
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Left to right: Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3.
Tell us which man is for you and how you plan to spend your date.
Note: Contestants have undergone background checks to prevent this sort of thing from taking place.
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Left to right: Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3.
Tell us which man is for you and how you plan to spend your date.
Note: Contestants have undergone background checks to prevent this sort of thing from taking place.
Monday, September 15, 2014
Phone Fantasy
CALL NOW...
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The Phone Fantasy line is a division of Infomaniac's Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.
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The Phone Fantasy line is a division of Infomaniac's Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.
Friday, January 27, 2012
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service
It has come to Mistress MJ’s attention that many of you Bitches are chomping at the bit for a bit of tail.
That’s why the staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service (pictured below) is manning the phone lines, ready to match up clients with you, the Infomaniac Bitches.
Simply jot down a few “dating profile” points about yourself in the comments box …
Your interests, sexual preference, what you want in a mate, etc.
If you’re one of the chosen few, we’ll profile you here on Infomaniac and try to match you up with one of our many clients who are gagging for a shag, er, um, I mean who are looking for love.
Our dating service is also open to those who are already in relationships but are looking for “a bit on the side.”
Discretion assured!
So don’t just sit there. Call today!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service wants to know how much you would bid for a great piece of ass like this? …
Haven’t seen enough? Here’s a taste of what’s in store if you place your bid today …
Nice manicure
Oh alright then, if you insist, we’ll put a face to the merchandise …
Ahoy, bitches!
Right, right, right…you want to know a little more about him. Let’s take a look at his Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service "dating profile" then, shall we?
“I enjoy the same inane things everybody lists in a profile, Romantic dinners, long walks on the beach, S&M, Leather, Fetters, Latex, PNP, Bondage, Role Play, Nasty Pig, Handballing, Hum Jobs, Tea bagging, etc...”
Wondering where you’ve read those words previously and seen that spectacular arse before?
It’s Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y)!
Yes, Mean Dirty Pirate can be all yours if the price is right!
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service wants to know how much you’ll pay for this fabulous manwhore.
How badly do you want it? …
He’s been around the block so many times we’ve had to set the odometer back.
But who cares about the mileage with a chassis like that?
How much will you give us for Mean Dirty Pirate? Cash is preferred. However, we’ll accept any item of value in your possession, including your own unique personal services, in exchange for this fine hunk of manliness.
Let the bidding wars begin!
The lines are open, bitches!
Note: Bidding is open all day Tuesday AND Wednesday.
Haven’t seen enough? Here’s a taste of what’s in store if you place your bid today …
Nice manicure
Oh alright then, if you insist, we’ll put a face to the merchandise …
Ahoy, bitches!
Right, right, right…you want to know a little more about him. Let’s take a look at his Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service "dating profile" then, shall we?
“I enjoy the same inane things everybody lists in a profile, Romantic dinners, long walks on the beach, S&M, Leather, Fetters, Latex, PNP, Bondage, Role Play, Nasty Pig, Handballing, Hum Jobs, Tea bagging, etc...”
Wondering where you’ve read those words previously and seen that spectacular arse before?
It’s Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y)!
Yes, Mean Dirty Pirate can be all yours if the price is right!
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service wants to know how much you’ll pay for this fabulous manwhore.
How badly do you want it? …
He’s been around the block so many times we’ve had to set the odometer back.
But who cares about the mileage with a chassis like that?
How much will you give us for Mean Dirty Pirate? Cash is preferred. However, we’ll accept any item of value in your possession, including your own unique personal services, in exchange for this fine hunk of manliness.
Let the bidding wars begin!
The lines are open, bitches!
Note: Bidding is open all day Tuesday AND Wednesday.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service
After yesterday’s “Your Romantic History” post, we realize that many of you are suffering from lonely hearts and could benefit once again from Infomaniac’s Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.
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The staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service (pictured above) is manning the phone lines, ready to match up clients with you, Infomaniac’s readers.
Just jot down a few “dating profile” points about yourself in the comments box …
Your interests, sexual preference, what you want in a mate, etc.
If you’re one of the chosen few, we’ll profile you here on Infomaniac and try to match you up with one of our many clients who are gagging for a shag, er, um, I mean who are looking for love.
Our dating service is also open to those who are already in relationships but are looking for “a bit on the side.”
Discretion assured!
So don’t just sit there. Call today!
Photo [via]
The staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service (pictured above) is manning the phone lines, ready to match up clients with you, Infomaniac’s readers.
Just jot down a few “dating profile” points about yourself in the comments box …
Your interests, sexual preference, what you want in a mate, etc.
If you’re one of the chosen few, we’ll profile you here on Infomaniac and try to match you up with one of our many clients who are gagging for a shag, er, um, I mean who are looking for love.
Our dating service is also open to those who are already in relationships but are looking for “a bit on the side.”
Discretion assured!
So don’t just sit there. Call today!
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service
Infomaniac will resume posting on Sunday, November 9th.
In the meantime, we, the staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service, have been contacted by this lovely dance troupe…
... and we're busy trying to find husbands for them.
Your input is welcome.
In the meantime, we, the staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service, have been contacted by this lovely dance troupe…
... and we're busy trying to find husbands for them.
Your input is welcome.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Meet Hot Bloggers!
Looking for Mrs. or Mr. Right? Or maybe just Mr. RIGHT NOW?
Then fill out the application form pictured below for the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.
(click if you’re old and can’t read it)
MEN: Just tell us the kind of women you wish to meet.
If you’re a gay man or maybe just a bit poofy, tell us the kind of men you wish to meet.
WOMEN: We regret that we here at Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service are operating on a shoestring budget.
Therefore, we can’t afford to create separate application forms for the ladies.
We ask you to cross out “Men! Men! Men! Men!” and replace it with “Women! Women! Women! Women!” and then fill out the application form telling us what kind of MEN you wish to meet.
It’s really that simple!
The staff here at at Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service are standing by, waiting to review your applications...
Note: Boring election post beneath this one.
Then fill out the application form pictured below for the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.
(click if you’re old and can’t read it)
MEN: Just tell us the kind of women you wish to meet.
If you’re a gay man or maybe just a bit poofy, tell us the kind of men you wish to meet.
WOMEN: We regret that we here at Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service are operating on a shoestring budget.
Therefore, we can’t afford to create separate application forms for the ladies.
We ask you to cross out “Men! Men! Men! Men!” and replace it with “Women! Women! Women! Women!” and then fill out the application form telling us what kind of MEN you wish to meet.
It’s really that simple!
The staff here at at Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service are standing by, waiting to review your applications...
Note: Boring election post beneath this one.
Sunday, August 03, 2008
IVD Gets Lucky!
As you recall from yesterday’s posting, our friend Inexplicable DeVice (IVD) enlisted the help of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service to help him find a man.
Well, I’m happy to report another success story as our phone lines were swamped with calls…
Hello? Is this Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service? That young fella IVD is hot stuff! We want him on board!
Well, hello sailors!
Here are just a few of the crew members who signed up to date IVD…
We hear ya like seamen, IVD. Care to cum aboard and inspect our packages?
I used to be a ginger!
Nom nom nom
It’s up to you now, IVD. They’re positively falling at your feet!
Okay everybody, sing along! IN THE NAVY...
Well, I’m happy to report another success story as our phone lines were swamped with calls…
Hello? Is this Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service? That young fella IVD is hot stuff! We want him on board!
Well, hello sailors!
Here are just a few of the crew members who signed up to date IVD…
We hear ya like seamen, IVD. Care to cum aboard and inspect our packages?
I used to be a ginger!
Nom nom nom
It’s up to you now, IVD. They’re positively falling at your feet!
Okay everybody, sing along! IN THE NAVY...
Saturday, August 02, 2008
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service
“Yes sir, IVD is freeee!!!”
The staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service (pictured above) is manning the phone lines, ready to match up client IVD with you, Infomaniac’s readers.
It’s no secret that fellow Blogger Inexplicable DeVice (IVD) is looking for a man.
He’s been feeling a bit mardy lately and pining after his old flame, a ginger shelf-stacker at the supermarket.
Let’s cheer IVD up by finding him a man, shall we?
Perhaps you share his taste in pop culture?...
If that hasn’t convinced you he’s Mr. Right, take a look at his remarkable physical qualities!...
Come on, people…there’s $60 a week in it for you!
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service
The staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service (pictured above) is manning the phone lines, ready to match up prospective clients with you, Infomaniac’s readers.Note that this is a junior staff-in-training member. Our regular staff member (pictured on Monday) ran off with Leah, an Infomaniac reader. It’s hard to keep good help around here.
Today’s client comes to us from Philadelphia, Pennsylvannia in the United States.
In honour of the birthday girl (HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAIDY!) today Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service will attempt to auction off Maidy to the highest bidder.
Maidy
Both men and women may bid on Maidy as she’s not fussy. She’s quite the lezzer but she likes the odd bit of cock as well.
Bid whatever you can. Don’t get too carried away. A few Mars Bars or shiny objects and she’s all yours.
Let the bidding begin.
Oh, a word of warning. There’s a good reason why Maidy is nicknamed the American Psycho Bitch from Hell. Buyer Beware. That’s all I’m sayin’.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service
The staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service (pictured above) are manning the phone lines, ready to match up prospective clients with you, Infomaniac’s readers.
Today’s client comes to us all the way from Yorkshire, England.
He’s looking for love and hopes to meet one of you for a rollicking romance.
NAME: Piggy.
NICKNAME: Pigsty.
SEX: *checks under curly corkscrew tail*
Male…ish.
HEIGHT: Barely taller than me in heels and I’m 5’3 ½.
AGE: Old age pensioner.
HOBBIES: Moaning; whingeing; sucking on sticks of rock; diddling his wee willie; updating his collection of toenail clippings; roller-coaster riding; bowling.
Don’t be put off by the shapeless arse
LOOKING FOR: Anyone who can tolerate rancid farts and ginger pubic hair. And anyone who has a willie this big…
Attention, Infomaniac readers.
If this sounds like a match made in heaven for you, let us know why and what you have to offer in return.
Or perhaps you’d just like to offer your opinion and rate this date on a scale from one to ten?
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Brandine Gets Lucky
After only one day up and running, Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service is a success!
Thanks to everyone who helped Brandine get lucky…
Brandine with unidentified Infomaniac reader
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service
The staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service (pictured above) have been busy matching up prospective clients with you, Infomaniac’s readers.
Infomaniac’s new dating service series has a new name!
The winning name as chosen by you lot is Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.
The winning title was created by Old Knudsen and a prize will be mailed to him.
Titles tied for second prize were Very Last Resort Dating (also submitted by Old Knudsen) and Lowered Expectations submitted by new Infomaniac reader Bunny.
Infomaniac would like to thank all of you for participating in this competition. A job well done!
You’re quite the clever bunch when you put your thinking caps on and that is why the clients of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service are so attracted to you.
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service has received dating profiles from numerous clients who wish to meet Infomaniac readers. Our clients have heard that Infomaniac readers, some more than others, are gagging for a shag, er, um, I mean looking for love.
And now without further ado, Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service presents our first client…
BRANDINE
Due to a computer glitch, all of Brandine’s personal data has been erased.
So it’s up to you to guess what she does for a living, her likes, dislikes, hobbies, and what she’s looking for in a mate.
And why not tell us, dear Infomaniac reader, what you can offer this woman. Do you have what it takes to bring Brandine eternal happiness? We want to know!
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