toss my salad

making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of someones ass and then shooting semen all over the place yelling that was a good tossed salad
Yo chad i want you to toss my salad now try to catch my semen
by Bigdongdizzle February 18, 2010
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toss my salad

To throw a pre-packaged dish of assorted vegetables (ie. lettuce, tomato, celery & mayonnaise) upon a surface in a sudden motion of the arm.
I tossed my salad back onto the table, deciding I wasn't hungry anymore.
by oompaloompa June 14, 2003
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toss my salad

a gay guy who loved his balls played with by a nother guy an they make out in the process.
hey baby im horny u want 2 toss my salad as we kiss 4 hours?
by Jizzing in ur pants December 23, 2009
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toss my salad

Used by people who play halo, after killing an opponent u repeatedly squat down over the corpse of your enemy and yell "toss my salad bitch!" before they respawn. see: tbag
Toss my salad like your mom tossed it last night
by AltCoder May 01, 2005
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toss my salad

When a girl plays with your balls. Tossing them around like a salad
I was tired of handjobs, so I asked her to toss my salad.
by Forlorner November 01, 2006
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TOSS MY SALAD

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens. 2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around. Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
by dan June 25, 2004
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