Helen Flanagan - yes, the Helen Flanagan of Corrie, I'm a Celeb and boobs fame - has unveiled what many thought might be her debut single.
The song, which it turns out is by The Neo-Kalashnikovs, is called 'Gorgeous Baby' and includes lyrics such as "My god you're gorgeous baby, where'd you come from, heaven or something?"
The concept of the video, as far as we can gather, is that Helen is a beautiful, angelic, innocent princess who enjoys doing things like looking pensive by a window and reclining casually across a landing.
Except she is also infected by a demonic alter ego who makes her do mischievous things. Like run around in her pants, smoking cigarettes.
At first we thought this may be an ingenious comment on those numerous scandals accidentally sparked by her in the past, but then we realised it was just an excuse to parade around looking sexy.
Here's our frame-by-frame guide to the surprise video:
Helen knows how to get noticed and ditches clothes almost immediately.
And it turns out 'Angel Helen' is not above getting a bit provocative either...
The whole 'Good Helen/Bad Helen' thing is rammed home as we see their different approaches to *Puts on Kathy Burke voice, crosses fingers that younger readers get this reference* "smoking a fag"...
Their conflicting purchases from the offie...
... And the whole thing comes to a head when 'Bad Helen' hurls grass at the camera while 'Good Helen' cowers behind a tree like Ant and Dec have just approached her with a cloche containing pig anus.
... And that's pretty much it. In summary, 'Gorgeous Baby' ain't great, but the music video is classic Flanagan in that it's bizarre, OTT and doesn't feature a lot of clothes. Thanks for brightening up our afternoon Helen, you wonderful weirdo.
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