posted 27 August 2002 10:18 PM         

For all the Phoenix Nights fans it'll make a lot more sense of some of the jokes in this latest series too - for example the Les Cadburys Fingres reference and why Max kept repeating the words 'Garlic Bread'...

posted 28 August 2002 09:13 AM         

"He's blue"

posted 29 August 2002 10:46 PM            

"Walking on the moon..."

posted 29 August 2002 11:16 PM         

'The Shround of Turin'

'What did we have?'

posted 30 August 2002 12:32 AM         

"he's hit his balls with a mallet?"

"...sneezy, dopey, bashful. We'll shit 'em"

"...I don't know, it got me my eleven plus"

Ray: "...number 26, the answer is, he died in a plane crash"
Young Kenny: "Yes, get in there!"

"Lord loverocket and his mongy mate Max"

"You think i'd back that shower of shit of mine?"

posted 30 August 2002 02:58 PM            

I am undone, verily I am without a mouth in this thread.

posted 30 August 2002 04:35 PM            

Am I not well? Must I leave Sidcup and breathe fresher, purer air to free my comedy glands from underuse?

posted 30 August 2002 06:38 PM         

Did anyone else spot that other great Bolton comedian Bob Williamson with the toy bear doing the audition right at the end?

posted 31 August 2002 10:01 AM         

Hello Everybody,
The sad news is the site I created and managed for www.peterkay.co.uk
is no longer in use.
I am bitterly dissapointed about what's happened. It was not my
decision.

I was informed today that the website plans would be going in
another direction. It seems a strange way for it all to end and I
have no idea why it has been removed so swiftly.

I wanted to personally say goodbye to all the users of the site,
after all 9 out of 10 ten wrote to me. I know a number of you use
this Yahoo Group, but there are many, many thousands who don't. I
wanted to say goodbye and thanks to everyone who used the site and
thanks for your loyalty. I placed a message on the site to say
goodbye and I hope I did a good service and entertained you, but
that's now been removed along with the rest of the pages. I wanted
to reach the majority of the users and it makes me very sad that I've
not been able to do so - I know that probably sounds daft but it's
really hurt me.

As most of you know I have put a great deal of personal time and
effort into the site. I am very sad at the moment but I'm sure will
soon get over it.

The main thing to say is that the domain will live on and there WILL
be a new site designed for Peter, I'm not sure how long it will take,
but keep checking back to www.peterkay.co.uk and you're sure to find
it soon. I'm sure you'll find it just as entertaining, interesting
and useful as my efforts. I'm certain that you will continue to use
the new site for info and that the new site will be just as great and
will continue to spread the word about Peter Kay.

Keep supporting Peter.

posted 31 August 2002 03:03 PM         

it's funny watching it with subtitles on (although Ray Von became Ray Thorne...)

Ray Von: "i suffer from pyrophobia: what am i afraid of?"
Max: "easy, pirates!"

posted 31 August 2002 03:13 PM            

I smell the evil hand of channel four, who Kay has been said to have been pissed off with over the timing of the series, considering its the best thing on the telly and bastard 'Friends' is still on everywhere.

He's made the series almost single-handedly (most of the actors are his old mates (Paddy's his old school mate) or people he's met while working (Maconie).

I'd just like to praise Ray Von, who is without doubt the best character seen on telly this year.
(saying that, who wants to hear Jerry singing Prince's Get Off?? I'd pay good money!)

posted 31 August 2002 04:52 PM         

And Ray Von (Neil Fitzmaurice) is one of the writers, no wonder his character gets so many good lines!

Jerry: "I've built up a following"
Potter: "Well tell them they can both come to the quiz"

Potter: "I can do what we like, it's your club!"

posted 01 September 2002 06:19 PM            

SHABBA