Equipment list: tinyurl.com/ii-equip

	A	B	C	D	E	F	G	H	I	J	K	L	M	N	O	P	Q	R
1	DK	Name	Req	Cigs	Att	Def	Charm	Favor	Stam	Rounds active (special attack)	Attacks per round	Max damage per attack	Mean damage	σ	Att buff	Enemy buff	Special effects	Notes

2	0	Spork	50	0	10
3	0	Butter Knife	200	0	20
4	0	Meat Fork	450	0	30
5	0	Sock Full of Marbles	800	0	40
6	0	Screwdriver	1,250	0	50
7	0	Axe Handle	1,800	0	60
8	0	Prosthetic Leg	2,450	0	70
9	0	Kitchen Knife	3,200	0	80
10	0	Stick With Nail	4,050	0	90
11	0	Baseball Bat	5,000	0	100
12	0	Sickle	6,050	0	110
13	0	Scythe	7,200	0	120
14	0	Power Drill	8,450	0	130
15	0	Circular Saw	9,800	0	140
16	0	Chainsaw	11,250	0	150
17	1	The Da Vinci Code	50	0	2		-5	-10
18	1	Pork Sword	645	0	2	1	-2	5
19	1	Brass Knuckles	1,700	0	4		4	10
20	1	Cat	5,400	0	7	1	5	10
21	1	Heavy Chain	6,600	0	10	1
22	1	Crossbow	11,340	0	14		2	5
23	2	Child's Prosthetic Leg	150	0	3		-10	-10
24	2	Old boots, tied together with their laces	600	0	2	1
25	2	Pointy Stick	1,500	0	4	1
26	2	Putter	2,975	0	6	1	5
27	2	Driver	5,175	0	7	2	5
28	3	Pocket Knife	450	0	4	-1
29	3	Granny's Knitting Needles	600	1	2				2.5%
30	3	Carving Knife	800	0	6	-2
31	3	Sledgehammer	1,250	0	6	-1
32	3	Cricket Bat	5,625	0	8	1	5	5
33	4	French Army Knife	950	1	1	1	5	5
34	4	Mace	5,175	0	9		5	5
35	4	Severed Zombie Arm	8,000	0	7	1	-10	-5
36	4	Axe	8,525	0	11		5	10
37	4	Morning Star	10,800	0	11	1	10	10
38	5	Bone Saw	7,400	2	6											-20%
39	5	Meat Cleaver	8,800	2	8											-20%
40	5	Evil Ventriloquist's Dummy	10,550	2	3	2			2.5%		1	10	5	±3.2		-20%
41	5	Dentist's Drill	10,900	2	5		-10	-5								-40%
42	5	Rusty Chainsaw	17,150	2	14		5	5								-20%
43	6	Tazer	2,000	0	10		-20	-10
44	6	Lead Pipe	3,850	0	11				-2.5%
45	6	Rock Drill	4,200	0	14				-5.0%
46	6	Flail	16,550	0	12	2	5	15	2.5%		-1						Flail Fail	Flail Fail: The flail can backfire and hit you
47	7	Fourteen-Foot Cattle Prod	3,850	0	7	4			-5.0%
48	7	Six-Foot Spear	7,150	0	11	2			-2.5%
49	7	Ten-Foot Pole	7,800	0	10	3			-2.5%
50	8	Garlic	5	0	1		-5	-1
51	8	Swiss Army Knife	3,800	2	2	2	10	10	5.0%
52	8	Katana	13,300	0	14		10	10
53	9	Severed Arm	1,125	1	5		-5									10%	-10% enemy def
54	9	Severed Leg	1,650	1	6		-5									20%
55	9	Fire Extinguisher	2,600	1	6					20	1	20	10	±6.1
56	10	Multitool	3,800	2	2	2	10	10	5.0%									Exact same item as Swiss Army Knife, as far as I can tell
57	10	Riot Hammer	16,800	2	16		10	10
58	10	Debris Thrower	22,100	2	6		10	10	-2.5%	100	10	10	27.5	±16.2
59	11	E-Z-Bludgeon 6000	8,400	2	7		10	10		20					200%
60	11	Penetron 12000	16,900	2	13		10	10	-2.5%	20					100%
61	11	Devastator 9000	21,000	2	15		10	10		40	5	10	15	±9.0
62	12	E-Z-Bludgeon 7500	11,800	3	8		10	10		25					200%
63	12	Penetron 14850	18,850	3	13		10	10	-2.5%	25					100%
64	12	Devastator 11500	21,300	3	14		10	10		50	5	10	15	±9.0
65	13	Burninator 500	4,000	2	5		10	10		50	1	10	5	±3.2
66	13	Burninator 1200	5,700	3	5		10	10		80	1	15	7.5	±4.6
67	13	Burninator 2000	10,200	4	5		10	15		120	1	20	10	±6.1
68	14	Plasma Gun	19,875	3	5		5	5		100					200%
69	14	Lightning Gun	24,475	2	6	1	5	5		100					100%		20% damage reflector
70	15	Pistol Sword	9,320	5	10		20	10		30	1	20	10	±6.1
71	15	Leatherman	15,800	3	4	4	15	25	10.0%
72	16	9mm Pistol	2,925	5	3		5	5	5.0%	30					100%
73	16	44 Magnum	3,105	5	3		5	5	5.0%	20					200%
74	17	Shotgun	10,000	6	8		10	5	2.5%	25					100%
75	17	Double-Barrelled Shotgun	12,600	6	8		10	5	2.5%	25					200%
76	18	9mm Uzi	5,850	7	3		10	5	5.0%	25	5	10	15	±9.0
77	18	Soul-Sucker	17,250	7	5					20							+100% HP drain
78	19	Sun Gun	8,800	8	5		10	20	-2.5%	35					300%
79	19	Improbable Army Knife	38,500	8	7	7	20	30	12.5%
80	20	Chainsaw-Chuks	45,750	10	15		20	30			6	20	35	±20.5			unpredictability	Attacks you as well
81	20	Cat Launcher	110,400	10	10		20	20	-2.5%	200	5	30	45	±26.3
82	25	Double-Barrelled Cat Launcher	149,250	20	10		25	25	-5.0%	200	10	30	82.5	±47.9
83	25	Dual-Hopper Cat Launcher	167,250	20	10		25	25	-5.0%	400	5	30	45	±26.3
84	30	Budget Horse's Tail	3,150	0	5		-100	-100								-60%
85	30	Double-Barrelled, Dual Hopper Cat Launcher	327,250	20	10		25	25	-5.0%	400	10	30	82.5	±47.9
86	35	SpiderKitty Launcher	745,500	20	10		25	25	-2.5%	500	10	60	165	±95.5			partial backfire	Bad debuff reported
87	40	SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw	828,500	25	14		25	25	-2.5%	500	10	60	165	±95.5	50%		partial backfire
88	50	Elephant Gun	643,750	25	10		25	25	-2.5%	50	1	1000	750	±144.6				Minimum damage is 500, not 0 as with most auto-attacks
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