Here's an idea for a TV commercial for the Crossfade Wireless. Maybe if V-Moda has an extra $5 million to spend, this could be a big Super Bowl ad.
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A guy stands next to an open window in his high-rise apartment with a desktop headphone amp next to it. He says, "Ahh, a 5,000-meter-long headphone cable!" as he tosses one end of the cable out the window. This cable takes up practically the entire three-dimensional space of his whole apartment.
Next, he appears on the street outside his apartment building, fetching that end of the cable and plugging it into his headphones, which look similar to the Sennheiser HD 800. He says, "I can finally take my cool sound out on the town!"
He walks around the big, crowded, bustling city with his 5,000-meter-long headphone cable dragging behind him. He walks through crowded sidewalks, busy streets, shopping malls, elevators and escalators, subways, monorails, buses, bridges, and takes a cable car across the river...with the 5,000-meter-long headphone cable trailing behind him, plugged into his desktop headphone amp at home.
People trip over his cable, cars try to dodge it, the cable moves rapidly after the elevator and subway doors close behind him, shoppers wonder what the heck this fast-moving wire is running through their mall, and the cord stretches higher and higher in the air as he rides the cable car across the river.
Just as he steps out of the cable car after the ride, his headphone cord gets caught in the wheels of a truck (back on the near side of the river), causing his wire to snap, which makes the driver lose control and wreck, spawning a massive chain-reaction traffic pileup. The guy with the headphones notices his music suddenly quits playing and says, "Huh? What happened to my signal?"
At about the same time, a big barge on the river gets caught up in the cord, and the force
violently yanks his headphones off his head. He turns around, only to see them splash into the river below and disappear.
As he stands there with a dumbfounded look on his face, a policeman walks up to him and angrily shouts, "What are you doing with that wire! Look at all the damage you've caused!"
Right at that moment, a stranger (a cool black guy) walks up to both of them and interrupts, "Hey, hey, hey! I've got just the solution for this!"
The stranger holds up a nice-looking pair of headphones and continues with his solution..., "The V-Moda Crossfade Wireless! Bluetooth,...award-winning sound, military-grade durability, and, uhh...(pointing at all the destruction in the distance),...
no messy wires."
(The screen changes to a title screen showing the V-Moda logo and a detailed close-up shot of the Crossfade Wireless headphones, while a narrator announces with a formal-sounding voice, "The V-Moda Crossfade Wireless...available at V-Moda dot com and wherever V-Moda products are sold.")
The final few seconds of the commercial shows the final scene: the first guy walking past the car-wreck pileup. The old headphone cable can be seen wrapped around lampposts, hanging from rails, etc. He wears his brand-new Crossfade Wireless headphones while walking past the carnage -- as he puts his Bluetoothed music player in his pocket, softly shuffling his arms and saying, "Ahh,...freedom!"
