User:An angry zombie
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B-A-N-A-N-A-Z! |
| This user knows exactly what to do with a banana. |
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Zombie Karaoke |
| This undead user enjoys serenading survivors when visiting safehouses. |
Analysis
An angry zombie is most typically known as being one of the pioneers of the The Zombie Lexicon, devising a great amount of vocabulary for his zombie comrades to utilize in the field. Being an ex-Ars Requiem member, an angry zombie had a knack for vocally intimidating his living victims prior to devouring them, which also earned him the position of harman-zahmbah relations in Ars. However, with the dissolution of the Requiem, he has turned to be normally docile to those who do not harm him. His fascination with human behavior has led him across Malton, feebly attempting conversations with members of the living, and normally ending up with an extra few buckshot pellets lodged in his skull.
Most recently he has been seen in and out of the City Zoo of Ketchelbank, utilizing the local aquarium as a form of shelter from hostile zombie hunters, to no avail. Leaving the zoo behind him, he's left for Southall Mansion to become an Upper Left Corner regular, though frequent visitors tend riddle him with gunfire and dump his carcass in the surrounding perimeter. Only to be hunted down in the near future by his friends in the ULC, of course. On one special occasion, he was gunned down and a small concert by John Lennon himself was hosted in his undead memory:
Marcus 3 killed a(n angry) zombie. (04-17 00:55 BST)
Mario O'Hara said "NOOOOOOOOOO! They hurt angry zombie!!" (04-17 01:05 BST)
Mario O'Hara said "*Cries*" (04-17 01:05 BST)
John Lennon Live said "All this senseless violence against zombies. I feel for your angry brethren." (04-17 01:33 BST)
John Lennon Live said "A little musical tribute to our fallen angry zed..." (04-17 01:34 BST)
Queep said "I humbly await your next musical masterpiece" (04-17 01:36 BST)
Mario O'Hara said "Woo J-Lennon!!!!" (04-17 01:37 BST)
John Lennon Live said "Day after day, alone in the hall, an angry zombie is standing there ashen and tall. But nobody listens to him, or the groans he appears to make." (04-17 01:37 BST)
John Lennon Live said " And never speaks real clearly, but the zed with the 'tude sees the guns coming down, and the eyes in his head stare at the backside of the ground!" (04-17 01:37 BST)
John Lennon Live said "He's a real undead man, sitting in his undead land, making all his undead plans for harmanz. Don't have a heartbeat too, eating brains is what he'll do, isn't he a bit like you and me (eventually)." (04-17 01:43 BST)
John Lennon Live said "Two of us eating finger, nibbling entrails ve-ry slow. You and me chasing harmanz, facing shotguns, on our way home. We're on our way home! We're going home!" (04-17 01:46 BST)
Mario O'Hara said "*Takes out lighter....*" (04-17 01:47 BST)
Queep said "Uh, I don't have a lighter... :::pulls out mobile phone, turns light on::: Woo!" (04-17 02:00 BST)
John Lennon Live said "There's a lovely lirary 2 blocks north of here. Reading is the best way to garner experience, you know..." (04-17 02:08 BST)
Margot Tenenbaum said "*wiping the tears from her eyes* ...Lennon, than really moved me. ...*sniff*..." (04-17 03:09 BST)
Dolittle MD said "Angry, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." (04-20 21:51 BST)
S Aline extracted a DNA sample from you. (04-20 21:51 BST) (They're still here.)
S Aline said "*hugs an angry zombie* Angry, I'm so glad you're home! If you get a bit hungry, have a nibble on Tin Tin. As long as he's not dead, I'm sure nobody (not even him) would mind." (04-20 21:53 BST)
Tad Allagash said "I admire angry zombie's patience. He gets in, we welcome him, then some dickhead kills and dumps him, and then he comes back. I think we can all learn something from Angry, but I have no idea what it is." (04-20 21:56 BST)
Jimmy Grimm said "it sucks to have limited motor and verbal skills?" (04-20 22:03 BST)
..... 2 hours later:
Grooter Gentrywood attacked you for 10 damage. (04-21 00:40 BST) (Scent lost.)
Grooter Gentrywood attacked you for 5 damage. (04-21 00:40 BST) (Scent lost.) ...and again. (04-21 00:40 BST) ...and again. (04-21 00:40 BST) ...and again. (04-21 00:41 BST) ...and again. (04-21 00:41 BST) ...and again. (04-21 00:41 BST) ...and again. (04-21 00:41 BST) ...and again. (04-21 00:41 BST)
Grooter Gentrywood said "ZED!!!!!" (04-21 00:41 BST)
Grooter Gentrywood attacked you for 5 damage. (04-21 00:41 BST) (Scent lost.) ...and again. (04-21 00:42 BST)
You took a Headshot from Grooter Gentrywood the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. (04-21 00:42 BST)
RDK Lives attacked you for 3 damage. (05-07 22:03 BST) (Scent lost.) ...and again. (05-07 22:03 BST) ...and again. (05-07 22:03 BST) ...and again. (05-07 22:03 BST) ...and again. (05-07 22:03 BST)
RDK Lives attacked you for 1 damage. (05-07 22:04 BST) (Scent lost.)
Icelos healed you for 10 HP. (05-07 22:04 BST) (Scent lost.)
Icelos said "From what I hear, this zombie is human friendly." (05-07 22:04 BST)
RDK Lives said "Isn't that an oxymoron?" (05-07 22:05 BST)
RDK Lives attacked you for 3 damage. (05-07 22:05 BST) (Scent lost.) ...and again. (05-07 22:05 BST) ...and again. (05-07 22:05 BST) ...and again. (05-07 22:05 BST) ...and again. (05-07 22:05 BST)
Lucifer The Scorpion said "Well Batman...er, Angry zombie and friends. You're lucky this time, with your precios doctor to protect you! But I'll be back, you can count on it! HAHAHAHA!" (05-09 01:03 BST)
Lord Tin Tin said "Dont talk about my mother that way!" (05-10 21:17 BST)
an angry zombie said "Argh!! Zarh mama az hra HAG, Zan Zan! Ah HAG!! Grrrrrrrhhhhhhhh!" (05-10 21:31 BST)
Lord Tin Tin said "whats that angry? jimmy fell down the well?" (05-10 21:37 BST)
Lord Tin Tin said "if so..that really sucks..cause I didnt even know we had a well!" (05-10 21:39 BST)
Doc Python said "Nah, dude, he said your momma a hag. And she she won't put out, and that's why Angry is so angry." (05-10 22:26 BST)
an angry zombie said "Hag mamma! Anh nah haz bra bagz! Grah hah haaaah!!" (05-10 22:31 BST)
Doc Python said "See?" (05-10 22:32 BST)
Carl Braegen attacked you for 4 damage. (05-10 22:35 BST) (Scent lost.) ...and again. (05-10 22:36 BST)
Carl Braegen attacked you for 8 damage. (05-10 22:36 BST) (Scent lost.) ...and again. (05-10 22:36 BST) ...and again. (05-10 22:36 BST) ...and again. (05-10 22:37 BST)
Carl Braegen attacked you for 4 damage. (05-10 22:37 BST) (Scent lost.) ...and again. (05-10 22:37 BST) ...and again. (05-10 22:37 BST) ...and again. (05-10 22:37 BST) ...and again. (05-10 22:37 BST)
You took a Headshot from Carl Braegen the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. (05-10 22:37 BST)
Carl Braegen killed a(n angry) zombie. (05-10 22:37 BST)
vampiel attacked you for 4 damage. (05-16 02:10 BST) (Now 2 east.) ...and again. (05-16 02:10 BST) ...and again. (05-16 02:10 BST) ...and again. (05-16 02:10 BST) ...and again. (05-16 02:10 BST) ...and again. (05-16 02:10 BST) ...and again. (05-16 02:11 BST) ...and again. (05-16 02:11 BST)
Unjor healed you for 10 HP. (05-16 02:11 BST) (They're still here.)
vampiel attacked you for 4 damage. (05-16 02:11 BST) (Now 2 east.) ...and again. (05-16 02:11 BST) ...and again. (05-16 02:11 BST) ...and again. (05-16 02:11 BST)
Unjor said "Damnit, someone's killing angry again. STOP HURTING THE ZOMBIE!" (05-16 02:11 BST)
vampiel attacked you for 4 damage. (05-16 02:11 BST) (Now 2 east.)
Unjor healed you for 10 HP. (05-16 02:11 BST) (They're still here.)
vampiel attacked you for 4 damage. (05-16 02:11 BST) (Now 2 east.)
Unjor healed you for 10 HP. (05-16 02:11 BST) (They're still here.)
vampiel attacked you for 4 damage. (05-16 02:11 BST) (Now 2 east.) ...and again. (05-16 02:12 BST)
Unjor healed you for 10 HP. (05-16 02:12 BST) (They're still here.)
vampiel attacked you for 8 damage. (05-16 02:12 BST) (Now 2 east.) ...and again. (05-16 02:12 BST)
vampiel attacked you for 4 damage. (05-16 02:12 BST) (Now 2 east.) ...and again. (05-16 02:12 BST) ...and again. (05-16 02:12 BST)
Unjor healed you for 10 HP. (05-16 02:13 BST) (They're still here.)
Unjor said "ANGRY!!!!!!" (36 minutes ago)
megaflux broadcast "for all of you loyal fans out there," from here, on 26.99 MHz. (35 minutes ago)
megaflux broadcast "who've been tuned to this station all night, I'd like to be" from here, on 26.99 MHz. (34 minutes ago)
megaflux broadcast "the first to announce that Angry Zombie has returned!" from here, on 26.99 MHz. (34 minutes ago)
megaflux broadcast "So, Angry Zombie, what have you to say about your travels?" from here, on 26.99 MHz. (34 minutes ago)
Private Someone killed a(n angry) zombie. (27 minutes ago)
Unjor said "Damnit. That was a good zombie." (27 minutes ago)
Unjor broadcast "And, Once again, Angry zombie has left the building." from here, on 26.99 MHz. (25 minutes ago)
Unjor broadcast "We can all thank Private Someone for that." from here, on 26.99 MHz. (25 minutes ago)
megaflux broadcast "WTF!?!? Uh, oops. I mean..." from here, on 26.99 MHz. (23 minutes ago)
megaflux broadcast "This is MegaFlux, your host for Free Zombie Speech." from here, on 26.99 MHz. (22 minutes ago)
megaflux broadcast "on Radio 2699. We're having some technical difficulties." from here, on 26.99 MHz. (22 minutes ago)
megaflux broadcast "To wit, SOMEONE OFFED MY GUEST in the middle of the intervie" from here, on 26.99 MHz. (21 minutes ago)
megaflux broadcast "w." from here, on 26.99 MHz. (21 minutes ago)
Thorn Harvestar said "Private Someone is in the NT building 1NW! Let us bring vengeance upon him for his killing of our zahmbah friend!" (16 minutes ago)
Raman extracted a DNA sample from you. (48 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)
Raman said "an angry zombie, ULC, with brain rot...." (45 minutes ago)
Raman said "Give u the benefit of the doubt, ill go hunt another rotter." (44 minutes ago)
