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RED TAPE, WHITE LIES
Can anyone confirm that somewhere in a field in the north of England there used to be a sign saying: 'Please do not throw stones at this notice'? Are there any other examples of this kind of helpful public information?
- I HAVE never seen that sign, but when I was at school in Hampshire I worked at the weekends in a hotel. In the kitchen was a notice, pinned to the shelf above the counter where we prepared afternoon teas, which said: 'Please do not pin notices to this shelf in case the drawing pins fall in the soup.'
Gilla Evans, Sheffield.
- STRAYING off a public footpath on to a shooting estate between Ashford and Canterbury a few years ago, I came across a stern warning for literate canines: 'Unaccompanied Dogs Will Be Shot.'
Martin Spring, Stirling.
- ONE OF the briefest of such notices is (or was) in the Glasgow Royal Infirmary. This reads: 'Basement downstairs.'
Alan Gebbie, Oban.
- ALISDAIR GRAY included in one of his novels an 'Errata' slip as follows: 'Errata: This Errata slip was included by mistake.'
Martin Spring, Stirling
- On the A27 between Brighton and eastbourne is a sign which proudly declares "No Horse Racing", and I can safely say I never have either.
Stephen Lockyer, UK
- When working in Canary Wharf Tower I remember a sign in the lifts that lit up "please exit when doors open".
Guy Borer, Wembley, UK
- At Mevagissey Harbour in Cornwall, a sign announces landing charges for visiting craft:
Up to 10 feet £10
10-20 feet £10
20-30 feet £10
30 feet and over £10
Alan Paterson, London
- I worked for a while at the Royal Air Force Station St Athan in South Wales. In the Station HQ there were two mens' lavatories: one marked 'Officers' and the other marked 'Gentlemen'.
Bill Giles, Brighton UK
- Seen on Facebook today: A box with the warning - "Facebook will delete this box soon, click here to keep it"
Paul Cardin, Wallasey
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