This C list celebrity reality offspring has been introducing himself to girls by telling them who he is and who he is related to and if they would like to get with him, they also need to be comfortable being shared with a couple of his friends too. He is a winner. I have also heard that to see his peen you need a microscope.
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70 comments:
Rob Kartrashian
Normally, I would not be comfortable with BIs making fun of people's, um, underwhelments, but exceptions can be made for Kartrashians.
Rob Kardashian
FTW!!!
Scott Caan?
"If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends...."
What's Snooki's son's name?
C-Bone
Brody Jenner to be different
Gross that whole family is beyond disgusting
"I'll pass, thanks!"
lmao@ *underwhelments*
Connor Cruise?
At least Kartrashians are breeding themselves out of existence. No telling what all the fillers will do to the next round of spawn in addition to the crap they eat. Sloppin' the hogs over there, I tell ya.
Unfortunately, I don't think Rob K would have to explain who he is. I'm going with one of the Manzo boys.
It's Brody Jenner who is going is set to become a regular cast member of the Kartrashian's show. He was in the daily mail chatting up spring breakers yesterday.
And why isn't this POS outed?
i thought connor cruise or maybe patrick swcharz--? (no idea how to spell the name)
Given Rob K's size/dimensions I would tend to think that he's at least above average and YES I'm an expert at figuring these things out.
Brody Jenner on the other hand...
Izzie, LOL.
It ain't no fuuuuun,if the homeys can't haaaaaave none.
"Reality offspring" rules out Connor Cruise, Scott Caan & Patrick S.
Who has Avrils #? She'll know haha
Chaz Bono
I second Brody- he was pictured
In Cabo in the DM for spring break with his buddy Frankie
Tamara Barney's oldest son from The Real Housewives of Orange County; just to be different.
oooooooh good idea. some kid from one of the housewives series....
Wait a second, I just noticed that the girl in pics 4 & 5 in the link has a graphic on her butt. Butt tattoo? Oh my....
The Beckhams oldest son.
Ugh. Ewwwwww. Gross.
@Lotta, it looks like a stamp on both sides that says "pink kitty" - ew!!
And you made me look at some random girl's stamped bottom! EW!!
@Izzie- Sorry but I had to say something!
This gives a whole new meaning to tramp stamp.
@Lotta & @Lizzie- And the DM called her a "lovely lady." Ha!
I duuno... I got a vibe that this was Rod Stewart's kid. A small peen? HA!
Totally Brody Jenner!He's got douche face- Some people say scott cann but theres pics of his weiner on the net...not too bad but im not really an expert.
Brody Jenner was on the The Hills, wasn't he? Wouldn't that make him a celebrity in his own right, rather than just a reality celebrity spawn? Rob K., on the other hand, is nothing but a reality celebrity spawn by definition.
Definitely Brody !!
Yep Brody!
What 30 yr old goes and trolls for college girls? What a loser!
Wasn't Rob K in the news today launching his sock empire with Pimp Momma?
The Beckhams eldest son is only 13 so I sincerely hope not!! :-)
@Izzie
Agreed, everything you said.
@Sherry
I was thinking the same thing. It is embarrassingly pathetic...
Winner makes it sound like Charlie Sheen. Emilio Estevez?
Nevermind that just saw the reality part.
@spin, I thought of Brody first too
Its not Brody - he's pretty big. http://bit.ly/ZHEnTs
I'm going to go with this being Rob K over Brody J.. While they both have name recognition, I think a lot more people have a clue what Brody looks like because of The Hills (and by "a lot" I mean "me"). I could talk to Rob K for hours (well, theoretically) and I'd have no clue who he was unless he told me his name.
Well, whoever he is, I suppose at least he's upfront about what he wants, so the girls can just stay away entirely...
i think we all know who rob is, he doesnt have to actually say who he is related too to get some butt
this is someone else
I read the DM just to see what crazy descriptors and insane ideas they are putting out for the day. They have this thing where if they like the person in the pic, no matter how bad or slutty they look, they say they are "sexy, beautiful, etc" but if they dislike the person, they label them as, easy, wild, trashy, lost their looks." They love them some Lardassian family! Especially Kim.
That douche looking WIll Smith son who was with one of the Kardashian girls. He has smug all over him.
Just to be different-Conrad or Barron Hilton. Which are probably F list, but, whatever. They like to party, party.
Wasn't on a reality show
I feel weird defending Brody Jenner, but weren't his last two girlfriends a playmate of the year and Avril Levigne? Would he still need to name drop to get girls? And I knew who he was from The Hills way before I was aware of his Konnections.
Enty you're mighty comfortable discussing another guy's peen size. The wording of the entire sentence is....feminine.
He tells who he is related to- Kardashians
He's a winner- Olympic medals winner = Bruce Jenner
Celebrity(Reality)Offspring- Brody Jenner
Enty you're mighty comfortable discussing another guy's peen size. The wording of the entire sentence is....feminine.
Enty you're mighty comfortable discussing another guy's peen size. The wording of the entire sentence is....feminine.
Prvy LA has presented us with Exhibit A!The answer to this blind is NOT Brody Jenner!!!!
Damn a Microscope.
Rod Stewart HAS A SON WHO IS A POS and has gotten into trouble for being an ass before.
It's definitely not Brody Jenner.
Unlike his Kardashian step-sisters, he's the son of an Olympic Gold Medal decathlete and Linda Thompson - beauty pageant winner, Emmy award winning actress, and Elvis Presley's long time girlfriend.
He was my first thought especially since it states offspring. I think Rob would just be listed as reality celebrity.
Brody has had starring roles in 3 TV shows most notably The Hills, is very good looking, and has a long list of beautiful and/or famous former girlfriends. That doesn't read like a guy who has to inform girls who he is or name drop the Kardashians to make an impression. shrug
I don't think it is Rob - simple reason, why would he have to explain who he is related too? He was on Dancing with the Stars and is on Keeping up with the Kartrashians so ..yeah. Even if you never saw either one...Hi I am Rob Kardashian....pretty much does not need explaining.
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p.s. Brody Jenner has a big dick...I've seen it.
@Unknown: SPILL.
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