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October 23, 2011
Categories: American Hero, asshole, bacon, Balls, but not the good kind, cat blogging, ember shoes, fat chicks, I Will Kick Your Ass, Not in the mood for a funny poat, people make me sick, police involvement, redhead, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card . . Author: Pupster

447 Comments

  1. Comment by Pupster on October 23, 2011 9:34 am

    Oh, I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?

    http://tinyurl.com/6kum3q4

  2. Comment by jenn1964 on October 23, 2011 10:27 am

    Morning all.

  3. Comment by mare on October 23, 2011 10:41 am

    Good morning!

    Would one of you jackholes explain to me what the heck happened during the baseball game last night?

    I was at a function and only heard the scores………WHAT??????

  4. Comment by Cathy on October 23, 2011 10:43 am

    Morning y’all.

    *runs through blog in yoga pants and cami top*

    Can’t stay… Gotta get to church.

    Hugs………

  5. Comment by lauraw on October 23, 2011 10:44 am

    Why is that lady bathing a hyena? Oof, they’re terrifying creatures.

  6. Comment by clintbird on October 23, 2011 10:56 am

    Yes, Mare, I can explain it to you. The Texas boys got their asses handed to them on a platter by the Cardinals.

    You’re welcome.

  7. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 10:57 am

    I think Romo was pitching for Texas.

  8. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 23, 2011 11:01 am

    Hahahahahaha, Chuck Testa!

  9. Comment by MJ on October 23, 2011 11:23 am

    I think Romo is more of a catcher, than a pitcher. IYKWIMAITYD.

  10. Comment by jenn1964 on October 23, 2011 11:32 am

    I was thinking, you know what might be fun – Go over to the TAPNEC site and introduce a bunch of stuff from the Road to Serfdom and Constitution of Liberty into the document.

  11. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 11:47 am

    >> Would one of you jackholes explain to me what the heck happened during the baseball game last night?

    You should direct that question to Dave.

    *Pops popcorn*

  12. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 11:51 am

    THE SUNDAY BOOK THREAD IS UP!!!

    THE SUNDAY BOOK THREAD IS UP!!!

  13. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 11:54 am

    Would one of you jackholes explain to me what the heck happened during the baseball game last night?

    This is what happened in the game last night.

    http://tinyurl.com/4ywkkdt

  14. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 11:56 am

    Oh, dear lord, what a great morning. First we win our softball game against a team that killed us last week ( I struck out 3 batters, 2 swinging and 1 looking, thank you very much), but then I come home and read article this n my local paper:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-redsoxcollapse

    Such a sweet October morning……

  15. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 11:57 am

    This is what happened in the game last night.

    Considering how much you know about baseball, (or sports in general) yeah, I’m pretty sure that is exactly what you think happened last night.

    Put down the UFC DVDs and step away from the television…..

  16. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 12:03 pm

    guess everyone’s reading the sunday book thread……

  17. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 12:04 pm

    Considering how much you know about baseball, (or sports in general) yeah, I’m pretty sure that is exactly what you think happened last night.

    Comment by Rosetta on October 22, 2011 5:30 pm

    The Cardinals are going to win tonight by a score of 10 to 7.

    That was a pretty good prediction for a sports tard, Richard.

  18. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 12:06 pm

    That was a pretty good prediction for a sports tard, Richard.

    As my grandpa used to say, even a blind dog finds another dog’s ass some days….

  19. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 23, 2011 12:09 pm

    I just woke up from a 10-hour nap.

    Is anyone else burning a pile of leaves today just because you can?

  20. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 12:09 pm

    Your grandpa was a fucking douche.

  21. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 12:11 pm

    The smell of burning leaves is a great part of fall.

  22. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 12:11 pm

    Your grandpa was a fucking douche.

    true.

    But he was a really smart douche.

  23. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 23, 2011 12:12 pm

    The smell of burning leaves is a great part of fall.

    Is anyone shocked that it’s illegal to burn them in Ann Arbor?

  24. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 12:14 pm

    Hahahahahahahaha. I just saw Dave’s game 3 post at Ace.

    He’s going to have a sore pussy this morning. I hope he shows up soon so I can kick him in it.

  25. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 12:15 pm

    Wiserbud, what’s the name of your softball team?

  26. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 12:19 pm

    Wiserbud, what’s the name of your softball team?

    Kol Ami Synagogue

    Go ahead, have a party with that one…..

  27. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 12:19 pm

    Too bad I wasn’t around for the Worst Names for Sports Teams thread

  28. Comment by Sean M. on October 23, 2011 12:20 pm

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit huffing jenkem.

  29. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 12:20 pm

    Kol Ami Synagogue

    Are you serious?

  30. Comment by BrewFan on October 23, 2011 12:21 pm

    Wiserbud, what’s the name of your softball team?

    The Rubber Monkey Pounders

  31. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 12:21 pm

    well, gotta go. More baseball this weekend.

    I cannot WAIT for fall ball to end……

  32. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 12:21 pm

    Kol Ami Synagogue

    Are you serious?

    yep.

  33. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 23, 2011 12:23 pm

    Wiserbud is Jewish?

    Have you been harassed by Occupiers yet?

  34. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 12:24 pm

    >> I hope he shows up soon so I can kick him in it.

    You keep your feet off of my goodies.

    That wasn’t a baseball game so much as it was Albert Pujols batting practice.

    Jesus I hate it when he’s pissed.

  35. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 12:26 pm

    Joe Biden’s only redeeming quality used to be that he was a harmless ass clown but he’s starting to lose that because of all the raping bullshit.

    He needs to sit down and shut the fuck up.

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 23, 2011 12:28 pm

    I’m starting to wonder if Biden was raped.

  37. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 12:33 pm

    Rosetta – Please clean the baby poo from under your fingernails before using the computer. I don’t want my girlfriend, Mrs. Rosetta getting ill!

  38. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 12:35 pm

    That wasn’t a baseball game so much as it was Albert Pujols batting practice.

    It was also Pujols backing a truck up to the bank.

    What’s your prediction for game 4?

  39. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 12:36 pm

    9-4 Rangers

  40. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 12:49 pm

    I’m starting to wonder if Biden was raped.

    Hahahahaha.

    Show me on this hosefucker where Joe Biden touched you.

    http://tinyurl.com/3lwm3uw

  41. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 12:51 pm

    MCPO, that’s a nice blazer.

    http://tinyurl.com/3u2sd4v

  42. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 12:53 pm

    9-4 Rangers

    I’ll go 8-6 Rangers. I think this is going to go seven.

  43. Comment by Sean M. on October 23, 2011 12:53 pm

    It was also Pujols backing a truck up to the bank.

    Where do you think he’ll end up playing?

  44. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 12:58 pm

    Where do you think he’ll end up playing?

    In Vegas, buying a cash counting machine.

  45. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 12:59 pm

    Where do you think he’ll end up playing?

    The Yankees may be the only team that can afford him.

    He wants to stay in St. Louis but I think we would have to do a muni bond issue to pay him.

    Where do you think he’ll end up?

  46. Comment by Sean M. on October 23, 2011 1:02 pm

    Probably the Yankees or Red Sox. It would be innaresting if he ended up with the Cubs, though. Stranger things have happened.

  47. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 1:08 pm

    >> I think this is going to go seven

    Agreed.

    Homo.

    Incidentally, that was some superb shit talkin last night.

  48. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 1:12 pm

    Incidentally, that was some superb shit talkin last night.

    We thought you might be at the game since you weren’t initially responding to the taunts.

    Good times.

  49. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 1:14 pm

    It’s cold in here.
    I liked the good old days when home heating fuel was 99 cents a gallon.

    stupid Obama

  50. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 1:17 pm

    I’m surprised Wiser’s team isn’t named Daddy’s Fingers.

  51. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 1:19 pm

    >> We thought you might be at the game since you weren’t initially responding to the taunts

    I was dumb, watching the game, phone on “silent”.

    Tonight I shall be full up, shit talkin.

  52. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on October 23, 2011 1:19 pm

    I love the wails of idiot Dem cheerleaders getting schooled in the morning.

  53. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 1:21 pm

    Andy, I think that’s what Kol Ami translates to.

  54. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on October 23, 2011 1:21 pm

    I’m surprised Wiser’s team isn’t named Daddy’s Fingers.

    Pervy Solutions™ had a “Winning” ring to it.

  55. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 1:23 pm

    BUNKO!

  56. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 1:23 pm

    If he hasn’t already I wish Joe Biden would rape Fareed Zakaria.

    http://tinyurl.com/4y7qsjq

  57. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on October 23, 2011 1:34 pm

    Whatta surprise. Zakaria gets it wrong. (Again.)

    There is nothing more unAmerican than a government that steals half of what has already been taxed, you leftist elitist prig.

  58. Comment by Sean M. on October 23, 2011 1:36 pm

    From Rosie’s link:

    “I would enact a 50 percent inheritance tax, because nothing is more un-American than an inherited elite that perpetuates itself,” Zakaria wrote for the magazine.

    I can think of a few things that are more un-American. Like, say, having someone else tell you what you have to do with your own damn private property.

  59. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 1:43 pm

    Where the fuck is Zakaria from? Surely not Des Moines!

  60. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on October 23, 2011 1:44 pm

    And all because someone died.

    It was accumulated after taxes, and maintained. And the government apparently has no right to it…UNTIL someone dies. Marvelous thinking, that is.

    But once we let them come with their hand out at a funeral, I suppose its only one more stop on an inevitable progression.

    “Sorry, Granny. The money you and Gramps worked so hard to save? Yeah. You have the thanks of a grateful nation for that. Oh, and this Medicare card. Because at some point, you’ve just saved enough of what you’ve earned and paid taxes on.”

    I’d like to take a 2×4 to this genius.

  61. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 1:44 pm

    Amazing how people who are not Americans imagine what “un-American” means. Nonsense and lies from the Frankfurt School.

  62. Comment by Pupster on October 23, 2011 1:46 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/3tlj3j9

  63. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on October 23, 2011 1:48 pm

    Where the fuck is Zakaria from? Surely not Des Moines!

    Yalia and Harvardia. The two most preminent provinces of “WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO QUESTION HIS BRILLIANCE, PEASANT?” where most of our “rulers” and “journalists” reside, of course.

  64. Comment by Sean M. on October 23, 2011 1:50 pm

    If Wikipedia is to be trusted (I know, I know) Zakaria is actually a naturalized American citizen. He’s originally from India.

  65. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 1:52 pm

    I can never get enough of news from California:

    http://is.gd/UhZnBb

  66. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 1:52 pm

    Yalia and Harvardia.

    Ahh, the worst of all worlds: British-Indian arrogance coupled with fucked-up, liberal, Ivy League credentials. Color me unimpressed.

  67. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 1:55 pm

    Hear, hear, MCPO.

  68. Comment by Pupster on October 23, 2011 1:56 pm

    Anybody seen Beanse lately?

    http://tinyurl.com/4yrb9n4

  69. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on October 23, 2011 1:57 pm

    Cyn,

    That’s awesome. I’m grinning from ear-to-ear.

  70. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 2:03 pm

    That’s exactly what men who pledged their lives, fortunes and sacred honor had in mind.

  71. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 2:05 pm

    Today is “Baby Jane’s” birthday. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_bO7tRJRs0

  72. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 2:18 pm

    Kilt by a Bowie track!

  73. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 2:21 pm

    Let’s see if I can redeem myself, shall we?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf0fmqWS-kI

  74. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 2:28 pm

    *buys roll of tape, goes to Andy’s house*

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgmyxD_RPDY

  75. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 2:54 pm

    I appreciate that Fairyd is naturalized. Shows some respect.

    Still he has no idea what the American experience is.

  76. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 3:03 pm

    Still he has no idea what the American experience is.

    No wonder he agrees with Teh iWon 100%!

  77. Comment by mare on October 23, 2011 3:23 pm

    I think Joe Biden’s outside my window…..planning a rape.

    I don’t know if it’s me or my husband he wants.

  78. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 3:27 pm

    Mare – It’s Slow Joe! He probably doesn’t know which one of you he’s gonna rape!

  79. Comment by mare on October 23, 2011 3:30 pm

    The mocking of Joe’s rape talk cracks me up.

    It’s funny but the big outbreaks of rapes have been happening at the OWS get togethers.

  80. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 3:32 pm

    Joe Biden’s idea of a protest called Rape Wall Street™ was quickly rejected.

  81. Comment by mare on October 23, 2011 3:33 pm

    “Joe Biden’s idea of a protest called Rape Wall Street™ was quickly rejected.”

    hahahaha…That’s what I’m talking about.

  82. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 3:35 pm

    OCCUPY WALMART™

  83. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 3:36 pm

    According to Joe Biden, not passing the jobs bill will actually create jobs.

    True, the job is rapist but still.

    Either way the administration can say they saved or created jobs.

    This is their jobs bill calculus:

    (1) Propose jobs bill.

    (2) ???

    (3) Jobs!!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    ??? = A lot of raping

  84. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 3:36 pm

    It’s a shame the late night comics are in the tank for Obama. You know that Sheriff Joe is a never-ending source for material. But, they just won’t go there.

  85. Comment by mare on October 23, 2011 3:37 pm

    When you read the end of this article you wonder why the OWS freaks aren’t angry at the universities as opposed to the banks that loaned them the money.

    http://old.news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20111023/ap_on_el_pr/us_ron_paul_education

  86. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 3:39 pm

    You know what Joe Biden’s favorite flavor is?

    GRAPE!!!

  87. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 3:42 pm

    Mare – You are correct, but you assume that young folks, saddled with huge college loans, know how to read.

  88. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 3:42 pm

    The Obama jobs bill needs a theme song.

    http://tinyurl.com/3qr4z2v

  89. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 3:47 pm

    I have to give Floyd a bath and go run some errands.

    BBL

    Here, take this just in case.

    http://tinyurl.com/3jf9xbm

  90. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 3:55 pm

    Thanks, Rosetta! Really I prefer this: http://bit.ly/osVsUv

  91. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 3:58 pm

    washing a dog is an exercise in futile.

    which I am about to embark on myself with Moses (see what I did there?).. Damn, this beagle stinks.

  92. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 4:02 pm

    Never was around stinky dogs until my son started dating a young lady with a pug. Damn, that dog does stink!

  93. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 4:03 pm

    Moses, is not liking me gathering dog soap and talking to him.

  94. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 23, 2011 4:04 pm

    I forgot how fast those things burn when they are dry and crispy.

  95. Comment by Hotspur on October 23, 2011 4:09 pm

    Ghetto bar, bitches.

  96. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 4:14 pm

    Floyd looks like he loves being part of the Rosetta family!

    http://bit.ly/nGeJU3

  97. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 4:22 pm

    Carin!! Looks like they have finished tuning up your car!

    http://bit.ly/pZjDAb

  98. Comment by mare on October 23, 2011 4:24 pm

    Why aren’t pugs easy to clean? Take them in the shower and get ‘er done!

  99. Comment by Hotspur on October 23, 2011 4:28 pm

    *changes name to Pugs*

  100. Comment by Pupster on October 23, 2011 4:35 pm

    Take them in the shower and get ‘er done!

    http://tinyurl.com/3egbrum

  101. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 4:35 pm

    HAHAHA! Good one, ‘Spur.

  102. Comment by Pupster on October 23, 2011 4:37 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/3wrnzrp

  103. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 4:38 pm

    Woot! 5-1-1 at 1:00.

    Stupid Lions.

  104. Comment by mare on October 23, 2011 4:45 pm

    HA! Hotspur!

    You douches are funny.

  105. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 4:46 pm

    I smell like wet beagle

  106. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 4:47 pm

    4-2-1

    Stupid Lions.

  107. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 4:48 pm

    And San Diego. I should have picked the Jets, but it felt so … wrong.

  108. Comment by Hotspur on October 23, 2011 4:49 pm

    Spent Friday night in downtown Pittsburgh at the Omni William Penn. Very enjoyable. I was quite impressed with Pittsburgh.

  109. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 4:50 pm

    you suck Andy

  110. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 4:51 pm

    How were your early game picks, Dave?

  111. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 5:02 pm

    Hotspur – Did you drive from Philly to P’burgh?

  112. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 23, 2011 5:05 pm

    Pittsburgh has changed for the better in the last 20 years. I think it was change or go the way of Detroit.

  113. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 5:05 pm

    The Denver game was just crazy.

  114. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 23, 2011 5:06 pm

    Big Ten Network is showing Wolverines vs. Spartans.

    Women’s field hockey.

  115. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 5:13 pm

    Roamy – That is just the cutest avatar – EVAH!

  116. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 5:14 pm

    It was, Scott. I didn’t think there was any way I was going to win that one.

  117. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 23, 2011 5:15 pm

    MCPO, it was suggested to me by a handsome gentleman.

  118. Comment by Hotspur on October 23, 2011 5:17 pm

    Yeah, Chief. We drove straight through to Philly on the way out, but I wanted to prolong our trip, so decided to stay one night in Pittsburgh on the way back.

  119. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 5:22 pm

    Huh. McNabb was benched.

    Rush must be laughing his ass off.

  120. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 5:25 pm

    Hotspur – You drove right by my place! I hope you at least waved!?

  121. Comment by Hotspur on October 23, 2011 5:32 pm

    Pennsylvania is a gorgeous state. Where do you live?

  122. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on October 23, 2011 5:36 pm

    Stupid Lions.

    Rooting for the Lions is like offering to let someone (preferrably an evil Republican) rape you in front of Joe Biden if Obama’s “Jobs Bill” doesn’t pass.

  123. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 5:55 pm

    Hotspur – Carlisle.

  124. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 6:00 pm

    This is interesting. . .

    http://medicalxpress.com/news/2011-10-common-link-autism-diabetes.html

  125. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on October 23, 2011 6:39 pm

    *ignores the Chief and injects more insulin*

  126. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 6:42 pm

    Thanks for the link MCPO. I’m an Aspy and a diabetic. It was nice lurking on H2 while dealing with the family drama. I did get called out for being anti-social because I was on my phone so much.

  127. Comment by xbradtc on October 23, 2011 6:46 pm

    Oso, it might not be that you’re anti-social.

    Your family might just be a bunch of assholes.

  128. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 6:55 pm

    xbrad, you know my extended family?

  129. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 6:55 pm

    Floyd smells like a bouquet of roses.

    Here, smell.

    http://tinyurl.com/42tkhu9

  130. Comment by ChrisP on October 23, 2011 6:56 pm

    Bumper sticker:
    http://tinyurl.com/4x3mffk

    Anita used to work at a bank in Seattle and spent LOTS of time on I5.
    After she found herself in this position one commute, in one of the Lotus Elans, she decided to look for work closer to home:
    http://tinyurl.com/3uovwcb

  131. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 7:00 pm

    Rosetta, I loved the Henry picture!

  132. Comment by xbradtc on October 23, 2011 7:03 pm

    Oso, don’t know your family, but know the type.

    I’m not much on meatspace interaction myself.

  133. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 7:03 pm

    That bumper sticker is AWESOME Chrispy! HAHA!

  134. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 23, 2011 7:04 pm

    My friend, Matt, got the scoop on the REAL story behind TOTUS’ disappearance….

    http://is.gd/08DT0i

  135. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 7:11 pm

    Rosetta, I loved the Henry picture!

    Thanks! It’s one of my favorites. It’s from Mrs Rosetta’s phone so it’s not very good quality but I love it.

    His hair is out of control.

  136. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 7:13 pm

    People with kids, was anyone else like this:

    Laughing, smiling Henry

    “This is the best thing ever.”

    Crying, screaming Henry

    *buys one-way ticket to Tahiti*

    “I’m going to the store to buy some milk, I’ll be right back.”

  137. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 7:14 pm

    My husband has had Steeler tickets for the last two funerals. I have had to go solo and without a refreshing beverage both times. Last night, my Uncle was continuously watching the funeral home DVD so I knew I wouldn’t be watching baseball. I’m not good with interpreting facial expressions or spoken inflection. I’m home and drinking wine.

  138. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 7:16 pm

    Osso bucco, have you adopted a live squirrel to show your support for a St. Louis Cardinals victory?

    Why not?

  139. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 7:18 pm

    I saw a roadkill squirrel on the way home. Does that count?

  140. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 7:20 pm

    “out of control” hair beats “weatherman” hair. I still want to pinch him.

  141. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on October 23, 2011 7:21 pm

    We can only have ONE aspy/diabetic here, dammit. One combination dysfunction to a hostage. Get your own!!!!

    Just kidding.

  142. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 23, 2011 7:22 pm

    Is there gonna be a baseball thread tonight? RallySquirrel has requested more locker room material.

  143. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on October 23, 2011 7:23 pm

    No, wait. I forgot I also have “Asshole” in my combination.

    Carry on.

  144. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 7:23 pm

    Hamid Karzai: Afghanistan will side with Pakistan in the event of war with the US.

    United States Military: We will turn you into a glass parking lot in the event of war with the US.

    Obama has really done a bang-up job with our foreign policy.

    Fucking idiot.

    If he wins another term I’m switching from booze to meth.

  145. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on October 23, 2011 7:24 pm

    RallySquirrel can go play in traffic.

    There’s no funneh in baseball.

  146. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 7:25 pm

    I saw a roadkill squirrel on the way home. Does that count?

    I will kick your ass.

  147. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 7:27 pm

    BiW, I was going to say “I’m not a lawyer” but I see you covered that.

  148. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 7:27 pm

    We can only have ONE aspy/diabetic here, dammit. One combination dysfunction to a hostage. Get your own!!!!

    Hahahahahahahaha.

  149. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 23, 2011 7:27 pm

    There’s no funneh in baseball.

    Three homers from Pujols last night was pretty damn funny. To me.

  150. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 7:29 pm

    “I will kick your ass” Mom, Rosetta’s picking on one of the Aspy/Diabetics!

  151. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 7:30 pm

    Poo Holes.

    *snickers like a fourth grader*

  152. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 7:32 pm

    xBrad! Your date is here!

    http://tinyurl.com/3bhljw8

  153. Comment by ChrisP on October 23, 2011 7:32 pm

    BiW,
    We’re close. Anita & I blew 31 and 32 on the ASQ. No insulin problems though.

  154. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 7:33 pm

    “Poo Holes” is funnier than “Piojos”

  155. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 7:34 pm

    Wonder what Cyn is doing?

    http://tinyurl.com/3o8qncf

  156. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 7:35 pm

    Poo Holes.

    *snickers like a fourth grader*

    That’s original.

    http://tinyurl.com/23ktzl6

  157. Comment by xbradtc on October 23, 2011 7:36 pm

    She may be a dog, but at least she’s not fat.

  158. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 7:37 pm

    Rosetta how often to you wash Floyd?

    Our dogs don’t get baths. When they start to stink, we take them to a large body of water and throw a stick.

    It’s a lot easier.

  159. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 7:37 pm

    xBrad! Your date is here!

    http://tinyurl.com/3bhljw8

    xbrad is dating Cyn?

    *runs away at 1.5 mph*

  160. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 7:40 pm

    Wonder what Cyn is doing?

    HAHAHA!

    Oh. Hmm.

    *turns off webcam, unplugs it from power source, unplugs from computer, drops into back and bottom of drawer, whistles nonchalantly*

  161. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 7:41 pm

    Who is gonna make me breakfast. . . I have the recipe, right here

    http://tinyurl.com/3cfwva8

  162. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 7:42 pm

    Scott, I don’t do anal gland expression. My dogs get bathed, expressed, and toenails clipped, monthly. I wish I could do the “Dave” and a “stick” trick.

  163. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 7:43 pm

    That’s original.

    At least I made it to fourth grade.

    http://is.gd/jaAQ22

  164. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 7:44 pm

    Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 7:42 pm
    Scott, I don’t do anal gland expression.

    Best Comment Evah.

  165. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 7:47 pm

    Rosetta how often to you wash Floyd?

    He gets a bath every couple of weeks.

    He doesn’t like the actual bath but he likes being clean and articulate.

    Much like Obama.

  166. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 7:49 pm

    At least I made it to fourth grade.

    http://is.gd/jaAQ22

    Hahahahahahaha.

  167. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 7:49 pm

    LOL at Cyn. I’m pretty sure that Floyd gets expressed.

  168. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 7:49 pm

    I don’t think Mare should have had that fourth glass of wine. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/4y3o3sg

  169. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 7:51 pm

    *runs away at 1.5 mph*

    Unleashes secret weapon against Rosetta: http://is.gd/IL0FNW

  170. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 7:54 pm

    ZOOEY!!

    I luhr her.

  171. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 7:55 pm

    I love when they sing the National Anthem the way it’s written.

  172. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 7:56 pm

    SWEEET!!!!

    GWB is throwing out the first pitch!!!!

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

    Fuck you, Liberals!

  173. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 23, 2011 7:56 pm

    Hmm, Chinooks doing a flyover. First time I’ve seen that!

    And Bush pitching to Ryan! Sweet!

  174. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 7:56 pm

    Damn. She did awesome!

    W!!!

  175. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 7:56 pm

    I love W.

  176. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 7:57 pm

    Well that was kick ass.

  177. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 7:57 pm

    Me too, Oso; me too.

  178. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 7:58 pm

    Obama may be clean and articulate, but no way he can throw a baseball like a real man.

  179. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 7:58 pm

    Is there some sort of sporting event going on today?

  180. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 7:58 pm

    Did you hear the round of applause W got?

    Heh.

  181. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 7:59 pm

    Channel for the game please?

  182. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 23, 2011 7:59 pm

    Funny how Ryan missed it. Oh well, that’s not as humiliating as a pitch thrown like a free throw.

  183. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 7:59 pm

    Totally OT, one of my cousins had a White House fellowship in 2009. I showed him Mesa’s UnclePlugs blog. Totally kicked his Herman Cain belittling ass.

  184. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 23, 2011 7:59 pm

    Fox, Cyn.

  185. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 8:00 pm

    I dug up a stump.

    Also Nolan couldn’t reach.

    Which makes me sad

  186. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 8:00 pm

    Mwah Jay!

  187. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:00 pm

    Did you hear the round of applause W got?

    Brought a tear to my eye.

  188. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:01 pm

    Oh well, that’s not as humiliating as a pitch thrown like a free throw.

    truw enough. At least he didn’t stand halfway between the mound and home plate and still bounce it.

    While wearing mom jeans.

  189. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 23, 2011 8:01 pm

    Bush with a standing ovation. Awesomesauce!

  190. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 8:02 pm

    Plus Nolan doesn’t wear mom jeans. My hubby asked me to marry him at a Bennigan’s in Arlington before a Nolan Ryan/Yankees game.

  191. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 8:02 pm

    Damn; I’m sorry I missed that.

    Well maybe if I wait a few moments it will be up on YT.

  192. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 23, 2011 8:02 pm

    And no way am I making fun of Ryan. He got down in a crouch, and went after it. Pretty damn good for Nolan!

  193. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:02 pm

    Totally kicked his Herman Cain belittling ass.

    niiiiiiiice…..

  194. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 8:02 pm

    Whenever I see Nolan Ryan, I think of two things:

    (1) 100+ mph fastball

    (2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zwDkrGKlCg

  195. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 8:04 pm

    Cyn, circa 11:00 am on any given Tuesday. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/3pgpr2d

  196. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 8:05 pm

    I love when they sing the National Anthem the way it’s written.

    Agreed! I don’t like the bullshit embellishments.

    Zooey did an awesome job. It helps that she’s cute as a mofo.

  197. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:05 pm

    Plus Nolan doesn’t wear mom jeans. My hubby asked me to marry him

    Why did your husband want you to marry Nolan Ryan? Did he want better seats?

  198. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:06 pm

    Zooey did an awesome job. It helps that she’s cute as a mofo.

    Why yes she did.

    And yes she is.

  199. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 23, 2011 8:07 pm

    I was worried when I saw her out there. But she knocked it out of the park.

  200. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:12 pm

    yannow, it’s kinda cool that Pujols is able to repress that “manically-enraged” look that most steroid addicts have in their eyes.

    good on him.

  201. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 8:13 pm

    My hubby is a Yankee fan. I combined a meet my parents trip with a Yankee/Ranger home stand. He’s also one of those douches with a NL team and an AL team.

  202. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 8:13 pm

    Cyn, circa 11:00 am on any given Tuesday. . .

    That means the six remaining days are hell on earth.

  203. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 8:14 pm

    What is this, a Zooey Deschanel fan club meeting?

    *Looks for sign-in sheet*

  204. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 8:14 pm

    I like watching Elf every Christmas because it’s a great movie but because I have a crush on Zooey. She sounds super sexy singing with Leon Redchazbone.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_0D0Jqlfc

  205. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:15 pm

    My hubby is a Yankee fan. I combined a meet my parents trip with a Yankee/Ranger home stand.

    You married a great man.

  206. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 8:16 pm

    >> I like watching Elf every Christmas because it’s a great movie but because I have a crush on Zooey.

    She had me at that episode of Frazier she was in.

  207. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:16 pm

    from Ace’s sidebar:

    http://tinyurl.com/5v89qam

    good. If they are going to learn how to build a society from the ground-up, I think it’s important they experience the “black-plague” thing as well.

  208. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 8:17 pm

    His NL team is the Cards. He totally pretended to be a Reds fan. That was before I saw the Lou Brock and Stan the Man signed baseballs.

  209. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 8:18 pm

    I am so pulling for the pigeons in that one, wiser.

  210. Comment by Pupster on October 23, 2011 8:18 pm

    She needs a better publicist.

  211. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:18 pm

    Zooey is like a good-looking version of Katy Perry, except without the boobs.

  212. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 8:18 pm

    yannow, it’s kinda cool that Pujols is able to repress that “manically-enraged” look that most steroid addicts have in their eyes.

    Hahahaha. I actually thought about that last night.

    Barry Bonds was watching that game thinking, “Man, I shrunk my balls and ruined the game of baseball and I never hit 3 home runs in a World Series game.”

  213. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 8:19 pm

    I like Elf in spite of Ed Asner and Will Farrell. I hate trying to have principles. I’ll watch and then kick in extra money to a right wing charity.

  214. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:19 pm

    Rangers strike first blood.

  215. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 8:20 pm

    Zooey is like a good-looking version of Katy Perry, except without the boobs.

    Correctamundo.

  216. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:23 pm

    I like Elf in spite of Ed Asner and Will Farrell. I hate trying to have principles.

    You are a far better person that I am.

    I find Will Farrell annoying and Ed Asner is a massive douche. I’ve never watched Elf once, just because Farrel is in it, but now that I know I also missed Asner, I like not having ever watched that movie even more.

  217. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 8:23 pm

    There is a status of Nolan, out in the deep entrance to the Ballpark at Arlington. Bronze. 10 feet. He has his hat in his hand as if he is stepping out from the bullpen to thank the fans for his 5,000th K.

    If I had been commissioned for a statue, I’d have made one with his hand around Ventura’s neck, givin him the business.

    Also, RANGERS

  218. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 8:23 pm

    8-2
    If Indy covers I can take next week off.

    mwuh ha ha ha ha

  219. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 8:25 pm

    Excellent, Scott.

    I’m with you on that Indy pick.

  220. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:25 pm

    8-2
    If Indy covers I can take next week off.

    How did Dave do?

  221. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 8:28 pm

    Oh, and I’m 6-4-1 right now. Thanks, Packers.

    (And Raiders – don’t know WTF happened there)

  222. Comment by Jewstin on October 23, 2011 8:29 pm

    I just got home from Saturday’s date. Is it still February?

  223. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 8:30 pm

    I just got home from Saturday’s date. Is it still February?

    WHORE!!!

  224. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 8:30 pm

    Wiser, actually a pretty good Christmas movie. I wouldn’t watch it for a long time. Now, I just give money to the Eternal Valor Foundation so I don’t feel as guilty for liking Elf.

  225. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 8:30 pm

    I should hold on to first place for the 3rd week in a row.

    I would love to win, we could use the cash.

  226. Comment by Cyn on October 23, 2011 8:30 pm

    *quiet golf claps for Jewstin*

  227. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 8:30 pm

    Zooey is cute, but I have the serious hots for Emily.

    http://tinyurl.com/3poj5w3

  228. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 8:31 pm

    5

  229. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 8:33 pm

    Year 3 of the worst jobs situation since the Great Depression (I use the U-6) and Obama still holds a 43% approval rating?! Fucking incredible!

  230. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 8:33 pm

    >> we could use the cash.

    …

  231. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 8:34 pm

    How old is Holland? He has that mustache that guys have in junior high when they never shave their lip.

  232. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:34 pm

    5

    *snicker

  233. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 8:34 pm

    And an even worse home value situation including the depression, Chief.

  234. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:37 pm

    can we come up with more meaningless stats?

    what’s next? “Most pitches taken by a left-handed second baseman on the visiting team in any of the first three innings in any game played in the postseason?”

  235. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 8:39 pm

    Obama should have a housing bill so Joe Biden can rape houses in addition to people.

  236. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:39 pm

    Wiser, actually a pretty good Christmas movie.

    eh. Not a good enough reason….

  237. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 8:40 pm

    Andy – It is truly astounding. I can only surmise that 43% of this country is either ideologically devoted to Marxism or are blissfully unaware of the damage Obama and his filk have inflicted upon the Republic.

  238. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:42 pm

    c: Wouldn’t vote for a Republican if their lives depended on it.

  239. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 8:44 pm

    They get their news from the MFM, Chief.

    See, e.g., the dipshits blaming Wall Street for the fact that they ran up a shitload of debt to get a worthless college degree.

  240. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 8:45 pm

    MCPO, I just spent the weekend with people who will be voting for the SCOAMF again. I’m the only college dropout in the bunch. My dad used to call them educated idiots. They have advanced degrees but no common sense.

  241. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 23, 2011 8:47 pm

    Where the hell is XBrad, and why isn’t he pimpin’ Zooey as Load HEAT?

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/12/21/load-heat-71/

  242. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 8:48 pm

    This is what my little guy is playing with right now. http://amzn.to/pGDwmg

    Hilarious

  243. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 8:49 pm

    So, Andy goes with blissfully unaware and Crazy Bear says college-indoctrinated Marxists. . . fortythreefuckingpercent!

  244. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 8:50 pm

    >> can we come up with more meaningless stats?

    Yes, we can.

    3-2 Tigers

  245. Comment by Sean M. on October 23, 2011 8:50 pm

    Did anybody squeeze anybody else’s Charmin today?

  246. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 8:50 pm

    Mine was additive. Not the entire reason, but part of it.

  247. Comment by Rosetta on October 23, 2011 8:51 pm

    HAHAHA. Base running E.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-GeQo4yYU

  248. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 8:54 pm

    Sean – If by Charmin, you mean my neighbor’s wife’s ass, then no. Sadly, no.

  249. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 8:55 pm

    Affirmative Action is strong in my family. I have 2 cousins that have watched the debates. One is a Stanford/Michigan Law grad. The other is an Harvard/Stanford Law grad. I kept using H2 and Mesa logic against them. I tried to get them to read and comment at Ace’s and H2 but they are Obamabots. I just resort to sarcasm and call my Annapolis/LSU grad cousin to vent. As a Mexican, I have 30 first cousins.

  250. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:56 pm

    Yes, we can.

    3-2 Tigers

    You say that like you think it bothers me.

    Unlike other insanely self-deluded fans who get themselves all worked up over a team that has proven themselves to be destined for failure over and over and over again (*cough romo’s cowboys *cough), I was not upset by the Yankees failure to advance in the least.

    It might have bothered me if I thought they had a chance to go anywhere after winning the AL East this year. I did not, therefore, I was neither surprised nor upset by that outcome.

  251. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 8:58 pm

    Besides, you enjoyed watching the Red Sox flame out so much your season was complete.

  252. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 8:58 pm

    Affirmative action is a blight on the real accomplishments of minorities.

  253. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 8:58 pm

    As a Mexican, I have 30 first cousins.

    color me stunned.

    Do you have any pictures of the women cousins? Are any of them hot?

    Answer the second question first.

  254. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:01 pm

    Besides, you enjoyed watching the Red Sox flame out so much your season was complete.

    Purty much. And the sports reporters who continue to analyze the greatest meltdown in the history of baseball are making the wonderful memories last and last and last……

  255. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 9:01 pm

    Let’s just say that D cups are strong in my family. There are only 10 males. I’m the fatty at a size 4.

  256. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 9:02 pm

    >> You say that like you think it bothers me.

    I know you better than that. I’m just offering up useless stats.

  257. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 9:02 pm

    The Red Sox flame out is allowing me to not hate the Cards so much and enjoy the WS.

  258. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 9:03 pm

    Crazy Bear – Pics. . . we must have the pics!

  259. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:03 pm

    Let’s just say that D cups are strong in my family. There are only 10 males. I’m the fatty at a size 4.

    Sounds like we could do at least a year and a half of BBF posts just using osolocomydeargodlookatthesizeofthosebeauties’s family…..

  260. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:04 pm

    I’m just offering up useless stats.

    Well, yeah, as it turns out, that was pretty worthless, wasn’t it?

  261. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 9:05 pm

    Hey Roamy!

    http://tinyurl.com/3f56nqy

  262. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 9:07 pm

    Heh. Future comment….

    Where’s that four Oso?

  263. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 9:07 pm

    Sounds like we could do at least a year and a half of BBF posts just using osolocomydeargodlookatthesizeofthosebeauties’s family…..

    Is there back fat?

  264. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:08 pm

    The distance of Pujol’s home runs equals 4 football fields……

    Hmmm, I guess we can come up with more worthless stats..

  265. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 9:08 pm

    Not looking good, Scott.

    Indy is teh awful.

  266. Comment by Sean M. on October 23, 2011 9:09 pm

    And the sports reporters who continue to analyze the greatest meltdown in the history of baseball are making the wonderful memories last and last and last……

    I guess the whole East Coast Bias thing is actually okay when they’re constantly rehashing something like that.

    (See also 1986 World Series)

  267. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 9:10 pm

    A 400 yard home run?

  268. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:10 pm

    Is there back fat?

    Good point. We do have standards here.

    NO BACKFAT, NO BBF!

    NO BACKFAT, NO BBF!

    NO BACKFAT, NO BBF!

  269. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 9:11 pm

    >> Well, yeah, as it turns out, that was pretty worthless, wasn’t it?

    Honey you asked, I delivered.

  270. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:11 pm

    A 400 yard home run?

    not 1 home run. All of the HRs he hit last night combined.

    over 1200 feet combined.

  271. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 9:13 pm

    No back fat. One of my cousins is augmented. She couldn’t stand the stigma of a C cup. She’s a size 2 mother of 3.

  272. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 9:13 pm

    Oh, ok.

    Yeah, that’s pretty damned meaningless.

  273. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:13 pm

    ZOOEY!!!!!

    (you can tell we’re all growing up when our new official H2 dream girl isn’t a former or current porn star…)

  274. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 23, 2011 9:14 pm

    If you haven’t seen The New Guy, Zooey is in it as a young blonde. Eliza Dushku also has a starring role.

  275. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:14 pm

    She’s a size 2 mother of 3.

    she has 3 boobs?

    interesting…..

  276. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 9:14 pm

    They are only down 7.

    I’m not giving up yet. If they keep turning the ball over I might *shudder* flip over and watch baseball…..or do my nails.

  277. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:15 pm

    looooong outs

  278. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 9:16 pm

    Heh.

    http://tinyurl.com/3jk7gkq

  279. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 9:17 pm

    Wiser, punctuation is not my strong suit. Actually, communication is not my strong suit.

  280. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:18 pm

    Wiser, punctuation is not my strong suit. Actually, communication is not my strong suit.

    As a size 4 with D cups, your ability to communicate is juuuust fine by me….

  281. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 9:19 pm

    What is your strong suit?

  282. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 9:19 pm

    They are only down 14.

  283. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 23, 2011 9:20 pm

    Hahahahaha, good one, MCPO. Reminds me of the list of Picard vs. Kirk. Picard – one child. Kirk – possibly hundreds.

  284. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 9:20 pm

    I like sports and I always approve the ticket upgrade. I never nag. Those are my strong suits.

  285. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 9:21 pm

    At this rate the final score will be about 84-0.

  286. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 9:24 pm

    >> At this rate the final score will be about 84-0.

    Ha. Yeah, it wasn’t the current score as much as the trend I was noticing earlier.

    Hasn’t gotten better.

  287. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 9:25 pm

    Those are good suits Oso.

  288. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:29 pm

    >> At this rate the final score will be about 84-0.

    Which would be the first time an AFC team lost a game by that much when the game was played at night in October against a team that is from a city that was nearly destroyed by a hurricane within 10 years of the game being played…..

  289. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 9:34 pm

    “I have 30 first cousins.”

    My family is weird. I have no idea how many cousins I have.
    I couldn’t name one.

    I only know the first name of one grandparent and one uncle.

  290. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:39 pm

    what’s really funny is that you will spend 3 hours analyzing how to best to change a light bulb, but you won’t spend 10 seconds researching your family tree…..

  291. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 9:40 pm

    I can name one cousin.

    Dave.

    Ok wait, Christy, Cindy (she killed herself 6 years ago), Ashley, John, Stephanie, Stacey.

    Dave got out of the fed pen couple years ago.

  292. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 9:42 pm

    I forgot the rest of dad’s side, Jim, Walter (John was in this group)

  293. Comment by Andy on October 23, 2011 9:46 pm

    Dear meaningless stats person,

    How long will it be before I can watch a game with the Saints where there is no mention of Hurricane Katrina?

    TIA

  294. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 9:48 pm

    I’m a mexican. My first cousins are like siblings. I know 4th and 5th cousins. My hubby is an Anglo and has more contact with my family than his. I don’t know what is cultural and what is unique. My family does the “knock and walk” (no locked doors). I’ve been married for 21 years and I would never even look in my MiL’s fridge without permission.

  295. Comment by scott on October 23, 2011 9:49 pm

    Who the fuck analyzes light bulb changes?

    The less I know about family the better.

    Do I need to start listing holidays?

  296. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:49 pm

    How long will it be before I can watch a game with the Saints where there is no mention of Hurricane Katrina?

    HAHAHA!

    How does “never” sound?

  297. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 9:51 pm

    Ray Nagin is a douche.

    The End.

  298. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 9:52 pm

    >> How long will it be before I can watch a game with the Saints where there is no mention of Hurricane Katrina?

    You will be bones when this happens.

  299. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:53 pm

    Do I need to start listing holidays?

    I know the holidays. Trust me, I know them very, very well.

    Holidays are the days of the year when I am most likely to experience an explosive brain aneurysm.

  300. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 9:57 pm

    >> Holidays are the days of the year when I am most likely to experience an explosive brain aneurysm.

    Waves hidy to Mrs. Wiser.

    Chest-nuts roasting on an open fiiiiiire.. Jack Frost nipplng at your noooose

  301. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 9:58 pm

    Chest-nuts roasting on an open fiiiiiire.. Jack Frost nipplng at your noooose

    why is there blood coming out of my ear?

  302. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 10:06 pm

    Bobby Valentine… still a dick.

  303. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 10:07 pm

    >> why is there blood coming out of my ear?

    roll away from the dog.. I’m saying this in friendship and love.

    Just do it.

  304. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 10:08 pm

    This Jennie-O commercial for the pitching change is brought to you by MasterCard…..

  305. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 10:08 pm

    My hubby has a small family. He wanted the experience of a traditional Mexican Christmas. We’ve only done it once in 21 years of marriage. He is happy to play the retail card now. (I get out of most family functions because of work). I like playing the “anglo” card. I get to stay in hotels, leave early, and drink alcoholic beverages in front of my Aunts.

  306. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 23, 2011 10:08 pm

    Holidays are the days of the year when I am most likely to experience an explosive brain aneurysm.

    …and be grateful for it.

  307. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 10:10 pm

    heh. good call on the pitching change there, Tony……

  308. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 10:10 pm

    Bobby Valentine will always be a Dodger to me. Dodger=dick. Dave nails it.

  309. Comment by xbradtc on October 23, 2011 10:13 pm

    I’d forgotten Zoooooey was a Load HEAT Hottie.

    Which is why Roamy is the brains of the outfit at my blog.

  310. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 10:13 pm

    by the way, according to Joe Buck, douche extraordinaire, that guy “tomahawked” that ball out of the park.

    Huh?

  311. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 10:13 pm

    NAPOLI.. ahh hahahahaha

  312. Comment by xbradtc on October 23, 2011 10:13 pm

    And yes, yes I would like to see pics of the Oso cousins.

  313. Comment by lauraw on October 23, 2011 10:15 pm

    My family does the “knock and walk” (no locked doors).

    You can put an end to that bullshit by walking around naked all the time and screwing in the kitchen a lot.

  314. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 10:16 pm

    >> You can put an end to that bullshit by walking around naked all the time and screwing in the kitchen a lot.

    Oh, you mean like when the kids move out?

    Yes.

  315. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 10:16 pm

    …and be grateful for it.

    ayup.

    Wonder if I can fake one to get the in-laws out of my house early this Thanksgiving?

    Yes, we are spending Thanksgiving at home this year, because wiserson is performing with the band in the half-time show of his school’s annual football team.

    So this year, and for the following 3 years, it seems I will be hosting the family for Thanksgiving!!1!1!1!!!!

    yay for me.

  316. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 10:17 pm

    You can put an end to that bullshit by walking around naked all the time and screwing in the kitchen a lot.

    says. . . THE VOICE OF EXPERIENCE!

  317. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 10:18 pm

    You can put an end to that bullshit by walking around naked all the time and screwing in the kitchen a lot.

    Have I told how much I’ve missed having you visit my home lately?

  318. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 10:18 pm

    I don’t even know how to do POL links of me and you want cousin pics?

  319. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 10:19 pm

    seriously, Bobby Valentine’s ego shoved Sosa to Chicago.

    He was a lame-ass Met shithead.

  320. Comment by lauraw on October 23, 2011 10:20 pm

    I’m just sayin’.

  321. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 23, 2011 10:20 pm

    Rebecca won’t let Mr. TiFW watch the football game because she wants to watch the Rangers game.

    Child has NEVER seen a baseball game before in her life – we have NO idea why she likes it…..

  322. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 10:20 pm

    Hostage Community Theatre presents:

    Wiser’s Mother-in-Law stops by Casa de Wiser

    *knock knock

    HellooooOOOOooooooo…….

    .
    .
    .
    .
    You’re doing it wrong….

    fin

  323. Comment by lauraw on October 23, 2011 10:22 pm

    Hah! Were you two actually discovered in the act or are you just making that up?

  324. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 10:23 pm

    He (Bobby Valentine) was a lame-ass Met shithead.

    wiserbride and I had a lot of fun evenings at his bars here in Connecticut…..

  325. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 10:23 pm

    I’m married to an anglo. We have a steel door and 2 deadbolts and 2 locks. My mom could not believe it the first time my hubby locked us “in” when he left for work. He also expects phone calls before people drop by and told my family that the guest room is by invitation only.

  326. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 23, 2011 10:23 pm

    Oh, you mean like when the kids move out?

    Yeah – we were thinking about that yesterday during the A&M kiss-fest; “If only we had stopped at 3 kids……”

    Ah, well – wouldn’t trade her for the world ~

  327. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 10:23 pm

    STEEEERIIIIIKE 3

  328. Comment by xbradtc on October 23, 2011 10:23 pm

    I’m too tired and busy looking for busty lesbians to tell Oso to just email me a pic for PoL.

    Plus, I forgot the password.

  329. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 10:25 pm

    Oso household: no kids+family made to fill unwelcome=winning.

  330. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 10:27 pm

    That is ok xbrad. All my pictures would be crew necks and wearing a minimizer.

  331. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 10:27 pm

    Albert.. release you’re hate.. come to the dark side

  332. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 23, 2011 10:27 pm

    I nearly brained my FIL with a cookie sheet for walking in unannounced.

  333. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 10:28 pm

    Roamy, your FiL did the knock and walk?

  334. Comment by xbradtc on October 23, 2011 10:29 pm

    Oso, you gotta step up your game. I’m having carnal relations with an inflatable sheep in my PoL pic.

  335. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 10:30 pm

    Hah! Were you two actually discovered in the act or are you just making that up?

    I was making that up.

    However, my mother and my sister-in-law did walk in on wiserbride and I back before we were married.

    My family lived about 2 hours away and were coming down to my place for a BBQ. I kept trying to get wiserbride to have a little fun before they got there and she kept saying no. “What if they show up?”

    My father calls and says “Okay, we’re leaving now. Be there in a while.”

    I hung up the phone and looked at wiserbride. “Okay, baby, we got two hours.”

    We tore off our clothes right there in the living room and started to get busy. We eventually (and luckily, as it turns out) moved to the bedroom.

    Very soon after we moved, my mother knocks and says “hello! we’re here!”

    Literally, it was 3 steps from the door of the cottage to the door of the bedroom. I leapt up and said “Don’t move, we’ll be right out!”

    Of course, our clothes were still out in the living room………

    When my dad had called to tell me that they were on their way, he meant he and my brother. He forgot to tell me that my mom and my SiL left 2 hours earlier…..

  336. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 10:31 pm

    It took me years to delurk. I might be ready for a POL picture by my 50th birthday.

  337. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 23, 2011 10:32 pm

    Ooops….

  338. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 23, 2011 10:33 pm

    Oso, he didn’t knock, he saw the door open and just walked in. I was cleaning the kitchen and didn’t expect company for another two hours. I heard the door open, and I called out. When he didn’t answer, I went to do battle on the intruder.

  339. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 10:39 pm

    Roamy, good thing it was a cookie sheet and not a firearm. I still have strategically placed firearms and a deadbolt on a walk in closet from the time my hubby worked third shift. His Aunt and cousins survived a rape/home invasion situation and that made him paranoid. One of my cousins survived a brutal rape/stabbing situation and she refuses to have guns in her house. We make jokes about the knock and walk but everyone in my family knows that I am like Reba in the movie “Tremors”

  340. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 10:39 pm

    Mom was used to it.

    I used to have an even smaller apartment and she walked in on me and another of my girlfriends once. We were still in bed and she had stopped by to pick up some bed rails that were stored under my bed. So while my naked lady-friend laid there in bed, I got up and put on shorts, then called my mom into the bedroom and lifted up the bed while she pulled the rails out from under the bed.

    She didn’t even know this young lady’s name. So I introduced them and then took the rails down to mom’s van.

    ….While mom sat there and had a nice little chit-chat with my lady-friend.

    According to my lady-friend, my mom’s first question was a sweet “So, how long have you known my son..?”

    Mom and I still laugh about that.

  341. Comment by lauraw on October 23, 2011 10:43 pm

    That must be some cookie sheet!

  342. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 10:45 pm

    Holland gonna do a complete game?

  343. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 10:48 pm

    Would you pull Holland?

    I wouldn’t.

    *hits myself in the face with a cookiesheet

  344. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 10:49 pm

    AND yet he’s pulled

  345. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 10:50 pm

    Would you pull Holland?

    Not the way he’s pitching…. He is in the zone.

  346. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 10:51 pm

    AND yet he’s pulled

    Ya think? Maybe Felix is just warming up, just in case….

  347. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 10:55 pm

    no, I was wrong.. Wash talked to him, left him in

  348. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 10:55 pm

    Hey Dave! C’mere a minute, would ya?

    http://tinyurl.com/3odw7u2

  349. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 10:55 pm

    I hate it when AL coaches try to coach strategically.

  350. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 11:00 pm

    why are you hittin me in the face with uncooked shrimps?

    That’s not right.

  351. Comment by sohos on October 23, 2011 11:00 pm

    I just like saying Poo-Holes name

  352. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 11:01 pm

    SOHOS!!!!

    Where ya been, darlin’?

  353. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 11:02 pm

    One.

  354. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 11:02 pm

    why are you hittin me in the face with uncooked shrimps?

    ‘cuz they’re frozen.

  355. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 11:04 pm

    I ate one and did not die.

  356. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 11:04 pm

    ah, this sucks.

    Give him at least one more batter.

  357. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 11:04 pm

    Albert?

  358. Comment by xbradtc on October 23, 2011 11:04 pm

    Sohitabonita!

  359. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 11:05 pm

    and there it is.

    the kid did great

  360. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 11:05 pm

    heh. Could you imagine our current post-turtle in chief giving someone else a standing ovation?

  361. Comment by lauraw on October 23, 2011 11:06 pm

    *swivels head around*

    Batter? Shrimp?

    Battered shrimps??

    *hump swellses with hope*

  362. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 11:07 pm

    Watch….damn, the kid was still throwing in the mid to high 90s. that sucks.

  363. Comment by sohos on October 23, 2011 11:08 pm

    I have been a crazy person lately with too much shit on my plate. I’m going to bed now but I am sooo looking forward to the Eulogies and getting back to hanging with yall. I miss you fuckers

  364. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 11:08 pm

    I sure hope he’s strong for game 7.

    *batters some squirrel

  365. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 11:10 pm

    miss ya, sweetie. Come back again soon.

    I hate when they bring in a closer and the first thing he does is walk someone.

    Hell, I could do that.

  366. Comment by xbradtc on October 23, 2011 11:10 pm

    Battered shrimp and battered women are both found in the kitchen.

  367. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 11:11 pm

    I really hope none of the eulogies have cheesy rainbow pics or muzak versions of Ave Maria. I was ready to kill my grieving Uncle.

  368. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 23, 2011 11:13 pm

    or muzak versions of Ave Maria.

    **goes back and re-edits…

  369. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 11:14 pm

    I really hope none of the eulogies have cheesy rainbow pics or muzak versions of Ave Maria.

    they do and I just might delete them….

  370. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 11:15 pm

    aaaaaaaaaand Dave’s heart starts beating again…….

  371. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 23, 2011 11:15 pm

    Helluva game outta Holland. Now we will have a game in St Louis, again.

    So it’s not all bad.

  372. Comment by lauraw on October 23, 2011 11:17 pm

    I’m doing all text. No pics or music.

    But at the end there will be a link to an interactive site where you can all kiss a horse’s ass, if you have a touchscreen.

    *uploads pic of Rosetta to interactive site*

  373. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 11:18 pm

    LauraW, I’m confused. Horse’s ass is Rosetta not Mare?

  374. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 11:20 pm

    TIED up

  375. Comment by xbradtc on October 23, 2011 11:21 pm

    TIED up

    TMI, Dave…

  376. Comment by lauraw on October 23, 2011 11:24 pm

    Mare is not actually a horse, despite what her typing skills and fondness for fermenting apples indicate.

  377. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 23, 2011 11:26 pm

    TIED up

    TMI, Dave…

    Hahahahahahaha! **marks off October on XBrad funneh calendar

  378. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 11:26 pm

    Thanks for the clarification.

  379. Comment by geoff on October 23, 2011 11:32 pm

    A mare is a horse, of course of course,
    and no one can talk to a horse of course,
    that is of course, unless the horse,
    Is the famous Missus Mare!

  380. Comment by lauraw on October 23, 2011 11:32 pm

    G’night folks.
    Stim you later!

  381. Comment by Cathy on October 23, 2011 11:34 pm

    So who is tied up?

    Sounds kinky.

  382. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 11:35 pm

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Fucking “hardcore” douchebags at Occupy New Haven are moving indoors and starting a business in an abandoned warehouse.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Can you say “confused?”

    Is it getting too cold for you, precious?

    Extra sweetness:

    Sign seen laying on the ground:

    “Campaing Finance Reform Now.”

  383. Comment by wiserbud on October 23, 2011 11:36 pm

    HI CATHY!!!!

    sadly, it’s late here and I’m out as well.

    nite, y’all.

  384. Comment by daveintexas on October 23, 2011 11:38 pm

    work for me tomorrow too..

    nite kids

  385. Comment by MCPO Airdale on October 23, 2011 11:39 pm

    Cathy – Dave, of course. Not sure if it was the wife or Moses.

  386. Comment by xbradtc on October 23, 2011 11:39 pm

    It’s NOT late here, and I’ve got nothing better to do than hang out with MILFs.

    HI CATHY!!!

  387. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 11:42 pm

    Hi Cathy!

  388. Comment by Cathy on October 23, 2011 11:45 pm

    Hey, Xbrad. You have a favorite to win the World Series?

  389. Comment by Cathy on October 23, 2011 11:47 pm

    Hey Oso. I saw you liked my latest on Facebook… Can’t take credit for it, but I like it.

  390. Comment by xbradtc on October 23, 2011 11:47 pm

    Maybe not a favorite, but I’m rootin’ for Texas. Mostly to piss off Rosetta.

  391. Comment by Cathy on October 23, 2011 11:49 pm

    Tough call for me since I used to go to a lot of Cardinals games in the good old days… But I’m probably more a Rangers fan now.

  392. Comment by osoloco on October 23, 2011 11:50 pm

    Cathy, I like most of your links. I really hate the Cards but Chris Carpenter knows Henry. I’m torn.

  393. Comment by xbradtc on October 24, 2011 12:00 am

    So, who’s turn is it to get me a beer?

  394. Comment by osoloco on October 24, 2011 12:01 am

    I’m drinking wine. Who’s on a beer run?

  395. Comment by Cathy on October 24, 2011 12:02 am

    Only got Sam Adams Octoberfest in the fridge…

    But I like it.

  396. Comment by xbradtc on October 24, 2011 12:04 am

    That’s a pretty good beer. I’m more than OK with that.

  397. Comment by Cathy on October 24, 2011 12:09 am

    You got it, XB.

    What kind of wine you drinking, Oso?

  398. Comment by xbradtc on October 24, 2011 12:10 am

    Kilt it?

    Or is Cathy busy bringing me a beer?

  399. Comment by xbradtc on October 24, 2011 12:12 am

    OHAI!

    I swear, every time I refresh 10 times, there’s no comments, but if I type the works “kilt it” someone sneaks in ahead of me.

    Cathy, are you and Oso two drinks away from a lesbian experience?

    Would you like some more wine?

  400. Comment by Cathy on October 24, 2011 12:15 am

    Hahaha. Sorry Xbrad. Not into muffins. You are gonn have to find another gal, or another spectator sport.

  401. Comment by xbradtc on October 24, 2011 12:18 am

    Fine. I’ll just sit here and sip my beer.

    How’s my favorite ladybug doing?

  402. Comment by Cathy on October 24, 2011 12:22 am

    Doing okay. Thanks for asking. I’m happy and content.

    How about you? And how is your mom?

  403. Comment by osoloco on October 24, 2011 12:22 am

    Cathy, I’m drinking white zin in a box. I have no pride and I spent this wknd with my family.

  404. Comment by xbradtc on October 24, 2011 12:24 am

    Mom’s fine. She went to watch a parade today and was feeling healthy enough to bitch about every damn thing all damn day.

  405. Comment by xbradtc on October 24, 2011 12:25 am

    As for me, I’m just getting ready to call it a night and head back to the casa.

  406. Comment by clintbird on October 24, 2011 12:29 am

    XB, you should make a point to watch Once Upon A Time.

  407. Comment by xbradtc on October 24, 2011 12:32 am

    I might download it tomorrow.

  408. Comment by Cathy on October 24, 2011 12:32 am

    Oso, I figure no pride is a good prerequisite for spending time with family, so you got that going for ya.

  409. Comment by xbradtc on October 24, 2011 12:37 am

    No pride is a good excuse to hang out here, too!

  410. Comment by osoloco on October 24, 2011 12:38 am

    Cathy, I meant no pride about box wine. Since my family treats me like a 5 year old, it works both ways. LOL

  411. Comment by Cathy on October 24, 2011 12:41 am

    Heh. Yea.

    I’m not going to be here much longer myself. Long day.

    Night Brad.

  412. Comment by osoloco on October 24, 2011 12:45 am

    Good night. Back to work at 4am

  413. Comment by Cathy on October 24, 2011 12:46 am

    Oso…you hang here with us, so three strikes…

  414. Comment by osoloco on October 24, 2011 12:52 am

    Cathy, WooHoo! I’ve graduated from lurker to hostage!

  415. Comment by Cathy on October 24, 2011 12:54 am

    What comes after hostage?

  416. Comment by Cathy on October 24, 2011 1:02 am

    *yawn*

    Night, Oso….

  417. Comment by Sox on October 24, 2011 6:46 am

    Comment by Cathy on October 24, 2011 12:54 am

    What comes after hostage?

    We have a BIG FIGHT, everybody is pissed at wiser, and an associate spin-off blog is started. It is the same sort of Curious Reproduction Method that us BaptistCats start new churches…

  418. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 24, 2011 6:50 am

    Galactic Emperor Reince Priebus is on Fox right now. Seems relatively sharp.

  419. Comment by Sox on October 24, 2011 6:52 am

    Comment by lauraw on October 23, 2011 11:24 pm

    Mare is not actually a horse, despite what her typing skills and fondness for fermenting apples indicate.

    MOMMM!!!! Ms. Laura is not SWALLOWING her pills again!

  420. Comment by Sox on October 24, 2011 7:00 am

    ***Bounces on a Sleeping XBrad’s Ample Belly***

    Hey! Dangit!! WAKE UP!!

    ***Extends Claw, peels open one of his EyeLids ***

    I know you’re in there…now Looky Here… I been watchin’ the TV, and want to know what you are gonna do about keeping all them Zombies, WereWolves, and Vampires outta our neighborhood. Ya know, they could be here any minute…its strange, not one time has any of them ever worried about the Perils of a Four Erection, unlike the guys you used to “pal” around with. It is almost like they live in some sort of Fantasy World…

    Boss?? Boss???

    FINE.

    ***Stomps off in a CatHuff***

  421. Comment by Sox on October 24, 2011 7:03 am

    ***Sets up Camera to try to capture on film the first ever Photographic Evidence of the rare Abominable Long-Horned Spotted Albino Wakey-Wakey ***

  422. Comment by Sox on October 24, 2011 7:11 am

    Comment by leoncaruthers on October 24, 2011 6:50 am

    Galactic Emperor Reince Priebus is on Fox right now. Seems relatively sharp.

    I’d watch your mouth, Leon. What I said to Ms. C arin the other day wasn’t near that bad of language, and got my mouth washed out with Soap…

    *** Off to Urban Dictionary to find out just what sort of Intergalactic SexToy a Reince Priebus is, or if that is how you clean it ***

  423. Comment by BrewFan on October 24, 2011 7:14 am

    Reince Priebus is a cheesehead. That is all you need to know to evaluate his character and intelligence.

    *Softball is tossed, waiting for the first batter*

  424. Comment by Car in on October 24, 2011 7:16 am

    wakey wakey

  425. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 24, 2011 7:19 am

    Sox, it’s Ace’s riff on the guy’s amazing name.

  426. Comment by Car in on October 24, 2011 7:20 am

    It’s MONDAY. Yea!!!

    Thank GAWD the weekend is over.

  427. Comment by Sox on October 24, 2011 7:24 am

    Comment by BrewFan on October 24, 2011 7:14 am

    Reince Priebus is a cheesehead. That is all you need to know to evaluate his character and intelligence.

    *Softball is tossed, waiting for the first batter*

    ***Chronicles another Harbinger of DOOM***

  428. Comment by Sox on October 24, 2011 7:27 am

    Comment by Car in on October 24, 2011 7:20 am

    It’s MONDAY. Yea!!!

    Thank GAWD the weekend is over.

    Just what is this “Weekend” thing you are prattling about?

    Off to MouseHunt…

  429. Comment by Car in on October 24, 2011 7:43 am

    Weekends are that time when you are supposed to relax, but it never happens. I have to drive here or there, do this and that, and have zero time for the Hostages. High expectations are raised about what you can get done, but you only accomplish a fraction.

    Weekends just suck.

  430. Comment by Car in on October 24, 2011 7:49 am

    Guess where Obama’s going to collect money from today? Las Vegas. I guess it’s ok to fund raise there, just not do a business conference/trip.
    asshole.

  431. Comment by lauraw on October 24, 2011 7:54 am

    I’m gonna go out on a limb and predict that Steve Wynn will not be attending.
    http://is.gd/nTjcEy

  432. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 24, 2011 7:57 am

    I’ve never been to Vegas. #OccupyCanadianBus

  433. Comment by Car in on October 24, 2011 7:58 am

    Busy day for the SCOAMF:

    10:05 am EDT || Departs White House
    11:50 am || Arrives Las Vegas
    2:30 pm || Delivers remarks at fundraiser; Bellagio Hotel, Las Vegas
    2:10 pm || Meets with homeowners at private residence; Las Vegas
    2:30 pm || Delivers remarks at private residence
    3:40 pm || Departs Las Vegas
    4:45 pm || Arrives Los Angeles
    6:15 pm || Delivers remarks at fundraiser; private residence
    8:45 pm || Delivers remarks at fundraiser; privater residence

    I like the part where he meets with homeowners, so he can put this all on our tab. He couldn’t have made his housing proposal announcements from the White House, could he?

    asshole.

  434. Comment by Lipstick on October 24, 2011 8:01 am

    ew, I’ll have to stay out of that part of town today.

  435. Comment by Car in on October 24, 2011 8:02 am

    Yep. Heads up.

  436. Comment by Car in on October 24, 2011 8:03 am

    13 people killed over the weekend around Detroit, almost all of ’em related to drunk driving. Maybe all.

  437. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 24, 2011 8:08 am

    I’ll take drunk driving deaths over murders.

    Work time. For those who wait with baited breath for my workout logs (i.e. nobody), I’ll be posting a new one today.

  438. Comment by scott on October 24, 2011 8:10 am

    You sure it was drunk driving and not Joe Biden?

  439. Comment by Car in on October 24, 2011 8:11 am

    a friend of mine is in oakland sheriff dept and got called out to that suicide murder of the 2 year baby 😦

  440. Comment by Car in on October 24, 2011 8:13 am

    well, one drunken genius was going the wrong way on the freeway. I think four people died in that one. In one car.

  441. Comment by Car in on October 24, 2011 8:16 am

    Cool, Islamic Law in Libya. They’re going to ease up on those restrictions for a man to take a second wife. Before, the hurdles were just impossible:

    Under current Libyan law, a man seeking a second wife must receive his first wife’s permission and appear before a judge.

  442. Comment by Dave in Texas on October 24, 2011 8:59 am

    A second wife?

    No thanks. Got my hands full already with the first one.

  443. Comment by Car in on October 24, 2011 9:02 am

    Even if she gave you her permission?

  444. Comment by Tushar on October 24, 2011 9:07 am

    Question: when I came to US in 1999, it took me less than six months to figure out that Social Security is a load of bullshit and I will have to save for retirement. Why is it that most Americans, who were born here, and spent their whole lives here, haven’t figured it out?

  445. Comment by Dave in Texas on October 24, 2011 9:09 am

    >> Even if she gave you her permission?

    Oh that’s just like her, she’d say “yes” just to get another woman to wear me out with all her girl bullshit.

    She’d probably laugh.

  446. Comment by Tushar on October 24, 2011 9:10 am

    Second wife? I would rather go gay.
    **makes a pass at Jewstin

  447. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 24, 2011 9:15 am

    Looks like the 1st Hostage Eulogy is up…..


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