Monday, October 22, 2012

Blind Item #5

What celebrity mom who is more famous for the A lister she married than any other possible reason finally got time to spend with her kids alone. It was also the first time she was not being watched by a sober coach. She spent the hour with her kids in front of the television and drinking two bottles of vodka. When the time came to pick up the kids our mom was passed out on the floor and the kids still watching television.

33 comments:

StewMcG said...

Brooke Mulller (sp?)

Cathy said...

Definitely Brooke, but I call bullshit on drinking two bottles of vodka in one hour - unless they're little mini bottles, I don't see how that's even possible without dying.

Sugar said...

What kind of vodka? If it's Popov, she's in trouble.

Aoife said...

Those poor children.

Mama June said...

Lol @ Sugar!

I like the Brooke guess.

Maximus said...

100% Brooke.

1Jazzimom said...

How sad...cant imagine anyone consuming 2 fifths or more in an hour n I thought Brooke's vice was crack?

tara17 said...

That's so sad, no mom should deny herself loving her kids no matter what goes on in their lives.

Maddie said...

It doesn't say that she actually finished two bottles of vodka. Definitely Brooke though. What a mess.

Sadie said...

So by guessing Brook - your saying Sheen is A list? Seriously?

Darkmyst said...

Sheen is probably A+ list. How many other actors do you know that can have 90 additional episodes of their show ordered?

auntliddy said...

Man, shes got it bad.

EmEyeKay said...

Two bottles in one hour? Nope. Agree with @Cathy.

Or maybe they were airplane bottles...

Jamie 2 said...

I'm getting pains in my liver just thinking about knocking back two bottles of vodka.

http://pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/Practitioner/pocketguide/pocket_guide2.htm

According to this, a fifth contains 17 drinks. How could a woman Brooke's size drink 34 drinks????

Obviously, she should never be left alone with those kids again.

hunter said...

Agreed with everyone that two fifths of vodka re not possible in one hour but airplane bottles are too small to warrant passing out. I vote for two mid size bottles and yes, this is Brooke IMHO.

Cassiopeia said...

Maybe there was only 1/4 of the first pint and she didn't make it through the second?

Anyway, whoever it is will never get any sympathy from me. That's child neglect for one thing. Plus she finally gets to see her kids and she chooses to get smashed instead of interact with them. She doesn't deserve to see those children. Send them back to Denise.

Sherry said...

This is pretty sad whomever it is.

CarolMR said...

Funny how Denise Richards turned out to be the sanest person in this situation compared to Charlie and Brooke. Denise should raise those twin boys.

parissucksliterally said...

Brooke Mueller.

MadLyb said...

Brook, of course. Sad. :(

Becks said...

LOL! I remember Popov from my poor college years! It's lethal!

Princess said...

Come on people - alkies get PINT bottles for when they have "situations" they have to do/go to. And I could easily see someone drinking 2 of those, which would be plenty enough to pass out.

Anonymous said...

Charlie Sheen's ex Brook.

LuLu said...

@CarolMR
and Sambora and family :)

Basil said...

Poor Brooke, though I think Enty (or his source) is exaggerating. Won't be long now for her to get back on crack.

Kelly said...

Brook and what @Princess said.

MrWolf said...

Probably 2 mickeys (I don't know what you call them in the status).

Those little 6-10 dollar bottles with 6-10 shots in them.

portlandjewel said...

I was thinking the same thing. I know 2 severly alcoholics who can open their throats and drink a full pint before coming up for air. These are the types of drunks who can have a BAC that would kill most people.

goheels83 said...

Oh God. Papov. That's some of the first stuff I ever drank (high school). I just dry-heaved thinking about it!

UPL said...

Obvs Brooke. So sad. Wish she could kick her issues. Did she have issues before Charlie?

You know it's bad when Charlie looks like the good parent.

MissMarie said...

As someone with an alcoholic mom, this makes me terribly sad.

UnicornsRReal said...

um is this a blind from my childhood?

Snautrag said...

I drank 3/4 of a bottle in an hour one new Year's Eve and never made it out to the party. Passed out with my head in the toilet and woke up at 4:00 am. No wonder that year was so shite.

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