Yes.

No.

Maybe.

They won't eat us all, subby. They'll keep some of around for breeding stock.

Carrots.

Define "monster"

They may eat the rest of you, but they won't get me. I'm already prepared for the zombie apocalypse, and with only minor changes in my plans, I can be ready to fend off whole legions of space aliens from my well-stocked fortress.

Sucks to be the rest of you, but there isn't room. You should have been reading up on zombies and aliens instead of Farking around.

Obama, so everyone can blame it on the black guy.

I, for one, welcome our streetlight overlords....

please let the aliens come first please let the aliens come first please let the aliens come first please let the aliens come first please let the aliens come first please let the aliens come first
pleasepleasepleaseplease!

If it's like Mars Attacks!, it'll be a very painful couple of hours, but it won't end up ruining anyone's career.

mamoru: please let the aliens come first please let the aliens come first please let the aliens come first please let the aliens come first please let the aliens come first please let the aliens come first
pleasepleasepleaseplease!

I, for one, do not want Bush in the White House when aliens land. It would probably make a good Far Side cartoon though.

If they eat All of the humans - where are they going to get their damn Chianti and fava beans ?

Bad news, people: the aliens are alreay here, and are eating brains first. Beginning with the media.

They'd have begun with politicians, but they want fat brains, not wasted ones.

hopefully we don't make it that long

Who is Will Barack?

navyjeff: Who is Will Barack?

3rd party guy. I think he is pushing the "Hail Ants" platform.

Meh. I'd pick being alien food over the shiat I do, any day.

At least then my life would have some meaning.

Who cares, lets just get it over with. Whats all this then?!

Kodos image macro goes here.

Come on, everybody knows the world ends on December 21, 2012.

Sussman: If it's like Mars Attacks!, it'll be a very painful couple of hours, but it won't end up ruining anyone's career.



/Still sort of enjoyed the film

I'm going to have to go with Earth President McNeal...

Hopefully they fill up on nuts at the negotiations

My wife was killed in a seemingly meaningless car crash, so I think it'll all work out for the best.

"Please, I want to be in the breeding stock!"

Just wait till pillory gets in the white house.

DoctorWorm21045: My wife was killed in a fit of ecstasy with a one legged midget, so I think it'll all work out for the best.

This is Fark. Not confessional.

so..

FTFY

The aliens will always need someone to herd the others. I nominate myself.
You never know some alien may be reading Fark right now and thinks that I'm just the person they need. Sucks to be the rest of you.

TaGirl_Keri: The aliens will always need someone to herd the others. I nominate myself.
You never know some alien may be reading Fark right now and thinks that I'm just the person they need. Sucks to be the rest of you.


All the stories I read, don't the girls just get forced to carry alien babies? Sucks to be you. Female.

a21ozcoldcup: They may attempt to fertilize males. (The hard way) You too can have a wide stance. Sucks to be you
My nomination is still up
won't post anymore, time for movie

God I hope so.

Okay. It's 4 a.m., I'm slightly drunk and have insomnia, there's a silent movie from 1919 playing on my TV, and this weird-ass article about aliens coming to eat us is on my screen. I hope that when the sun comes up this is all gone and I can pretend it was just a hallucination, because my reality is getting seriously bent right now.

submitter: Will Barack, Hillary or McCain be our last president before the alien space monsters arrive on Earth and eat us all?

Nah. They're waiting on Jeb Bush to step up.

pdieten: Okay. It's 4 a.m., I'm slightly drunk and have insomnia, there's a silent movie from 1919 playing on my TV, and this weird-ass article about aliens coming to eat us is on my screen. I hope that when the sun comes up this is all gone and I can pretend it was just a hallucination, because my reality is getting seriously bent right now.

J'Accuse!

It farking *has* to be J'Accuse.

I missed it. :(

or subby , they might do the easier thing and take all our valuable resources and let us kill each other for it, then they can all feast on our dead bodies?

didnt think of that one eh subby?

did ya..

I thought of it all.

You're all wrong...

Barack, Hillary, and Mccain ARE the alien space monsters.

-Barack has hypnotized you with his words
-Hillary is clapping for, and pointing out, her first victims
-McCain has a wife that is poisoning us with shiatty beer

Game With Stones: pdieten: Okay. It's 4 a.m., I'm slightly drunk and have insomnia, there's a silent movie from 1919 playing on my TV, and this weird-ass article about aliens coming to eat us is on my screen. I hope that when the sun comes up this is all gone and I can pretend it was just a hallucination, because my reality is getting seriously bent right now.

J'Accuse!

It farking *has* to be J'Accuse.

I missed it. :(

It was. TCM for the win. I guess you just never know what they're going to air at dark-thirty on a Monday morning......

They're going to be happy at the already-fatted-up Total Farkers.

OK, I'll take obscure 1970's Rock lyrics for $200, Alex.


"Oh, we're fun and games
Just guys and just dames
But don't call us names
And most of all, please don't eat us

'Cause we're no baloney, Homo Sapiens
We ain't phoney
Oh we're no baloney Homo Sapiens"

I dunno. Apparently the aliens are keeping a surveillance on Chillicothe, Ohio. According to my stepdad (and this what he really told me), they welcomed him home yesterday after a 2 week trip to some other fly-over state. The aliens made my aunt's phone ring and turned on the radio. So, either they're sitting in wait for a morbidly obese 49 year old white guy with a heart problem to get back from a road trip...or they're waiting to attack and eat us all. All I know is that I really don't care, and being attacked by an alien from outter space would be better than another Republican as President. Yes, I've contemplated this for at least 15 seconds before coming to this conclusion.

Barack, Hillary or McCain

Am I the only person who is driven crazy by inconsistent lists like this?

1) Barack, Hillary or John
2) Obama, Clinton or McCain
3) Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton or John McCain
4) Barack Hussein Obama, Hillary Rodham Clinton or John Sidney McCain

That's it. Pick a format and go with it. And I swear, if anyone says "but... but... people may confuse Clintons" or "John is a common name" I will smack them one. Anyone who could be confused by either does not deserve to be included in anything political... much less vote and such.

"Oh, all I want to know
All I want
With just a touch of my burning hand
I send my astro zombies to rape this land
Prime directive, exterminate
The whole human race

And your face drops in a pile of flesh
And then your heart, heart pounds
Till it pumps in death
Prime directive, exterminate
Whatever stands left
All I wanted to say
And all I gotta do
Who'd I do this for
Hey, me or you

And all I wanted to say
And all I gotta do
Who'd I do this for
Hey, me or you
Oh, all I want to know
All I want
With just a touch of my burning hand
I'm gonna live my life to destroy your world
Prime directive, exterminate
The whole farkin' race
Then your face drops in a pile of flesh
And then your heart, heart pounds
And it pumps in death
Prime directive, exterminate
The whole farkin' place well
All I wanted to say
And all I gotta do
Who'd I do this for
Hey, me or you
And all I wanted to say
And all I gotta do
Who'd I do this for
Hey, me or you
Oh, all I want to know
All I want to know
All I want to know
All I want oh
Go"

Where's that damn snotty Wiggin kid when you need him?

Robobuu: 1) Barack, Hillary or John
2) Obama, Clinton or McCain
3) Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton or John McCain
4) Barack Hussein Obama, Hillary Rodham Clinton or John Sidney McCain

How about: B. Hussein Obama Osama, Lady Hildemort (She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named), or Juanita "Fark the First Amendment" McVain?

/none of these guys are real winners
//November is going to give "lesser of two evils" a whole new meaning
///maybe I'd prefer the space aliens
////or the slashies

One look at Hilary's face and they'll leave.