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(MSNBC)   Arson blamed in fire at Sarah Palin's church. Arson, presumably, is Palin's estranged son   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line
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Witchydiva  
2008-12-13 9:34:41 PM  
+1 Subby. I LOLed at the headline.

She should spawn another kid, and call it Tangent.
 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark]  
2008-12-13 9:36:14 PM  
fantastic subby.
This will only work once but boy is it funny.
+1
 
altxatu  
2008-12-13 9:42:38 PM  
Once nothing, this can be the birth of a new cliche.
 
Witchydiva  
2008-12-13 9:44:58 PM  

altxatu: Once nothing, this can be the birth of a new cliche.


Hah:

Reporter interviewing Sarah Palin goes off script. Script, presumably, is Palin's estranged son daughter
 
Cog  
2008-12-13 9:48:14 PM  
LOL - another Fark cliche is born.
 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark]  
2008-12-13 9:50:03 PM  

Cog: LOL - another Fark cliche is born.


I know =( but it will only really really be funny tonight.
 
sokeri  
2008-12-13 9:51:15 PM  
*golf clap*
 
UNC_Samurai  
2008-12-13 9:53:06 PM  
This one seems to Palin comparison to most cliches.
 
robomonkster  
2008-12-13 9:53:52 PM  
Wasilla Post Office surrenders.
 
Witchydiva  
2008-12-13 9:55:19 PM  

UNC_Samurai: This one seems to Palin comparison to most cliches.


Que Sarah sera?
 
daychilde  
2008-12-13 10:35:17 PM  
+1
 
Chariset [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
2008-12-13 10:39:44 PM  
I don't think this will go green since there was already a greenlight on this story. But I promise to further the cliche to the best of my ability.

(Cliche, of course, being Sarah Palin's estranged daughter)
 
neglogon  
2008-12-13 10:52:24 PM  
Please greenlight this... I needs me a new t-shirt.
 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
2008-12-13 10:55:39 PM  

Chariset: I don't think this will go green since there was already a greenlight on this story. But I promise to further the cliche to the best of my ability.

(Cliche, of course, being Sarah Palin's estranged daughter)


Green light where? Got the thread number?
 
Paris1127  
2008-12-13 11:11:27 PM  
Cog: LOL - another Fark cliche is born.

It won't last, unless Palin can figure out how to get people to care about what she does.

/granted, I like the meme.
//meme is the name of Bristol's kid, right?
 
Witchydiva  
2008-12-13 11:18:15 PM  

Paris1127: Cog: LOL - another Fark cliche is born.

It won't last, unless Palin can figure out how to get people to care about what she does.

/granted, I like the meme.
//meme is the name of Bristol's kid, right?


No. That baby should be called Sin. Short for Sine. Really. Has nothing to do with the underage premarital sex that created it.
 
Chariset [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
2008-12-14 12:52:54 AM  
Greenlight! yay!
 
Occam's Chainsaw  
2008-12-14 1:03:53 AM  
Aaaand green.

Green, of course, being the name of Palin's soon-to-be grandson.
 
clifton  
2008-12-14 2:10:58 AM  
I betcha it was a lib that started the fire.

Stay classy, libs.
 
Witchydiva  
2008-12-14 2:17:12 AM  

clifton: I betcha it was a lib that started the fire.

Stay classy, libs.


That is a name you can just about guarantee wouldn't be attached to her estranged daughter; Libs.
 
StreetlightInTheGhetto  
2008-12-14 2:38:54 AM  
D'ya think there's going to be a rash of pregnant conservatives naming their kids after Palin's brood, like there's supposedly a rash of folks naming their newborns Obama or Michelle?

Just curious.
 
clifton  
2008-12-14 2:41:11 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: D'ya think there's going to be a rash of pregnant conservatives naming their kids after Palin's brood, like there's supposedly a rash of folks naming their newborns Obama or Michelle?

Just curious.


I can't see why not. There's Obama the Messiah, as well as Palin the Messiah.
 
Dovienya  
2008-12-14 4:29:02 AM  
I have to add my kudos to subby.

I lol'd, for reals.
 
montex  
2008-12-14 4:29:40 AM  
Well what did she expect? She did cause McCain to lose the election...
 
Mr Logo  
2008-12-14 4:32:00 AM  
another +1
 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia  
2008-12-14 4:33:02 AM  

Cog: LOL - another Fark cliche is born.


This. This, presumably, is Palin's estranged extra chromosomed daughter.
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]  
2008-12-14 4:34:12 AM  

montex: Well what did she expect? She did cause McCain to lose the election...


She caused a lot of men to lose their elections.....
 
0Icky0  
2008-12-14 4:35:28 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: D'ya think there's going to be a rash of pregnant conservatives naming their kids after Palin's brood?


I name all of my rashes after prominent conservatives, so why not?
 
Relatively Obscure  
2008-12-14 4:36:18 AM  
First of all--excellent headline, submitter.

Secondly, piss on whoever did this, for whatever reason. I'm an atheist and I can't stand Palin, but I still hope such a shameful specimen of humanity can walk straight the fark off of a cliff.
 
ranev700  
2008-12-14 4:37:49 AM  
Christian lightning.
 
gothelder  
2008-12-14 4:39:21 AM  

jso2897: montex: Well what did she expect? She did cause McCain to lose the election...

She caused a lot of men to lose their elections.....


Especially in the orient?
 
StreetlightInTheGhetto  
2008-12-14 4:42:57 AM  

0Icky0: StreetlightInTheGhetto: D'ya think there's going to be a rash of pregnant conservatives naming their kids after Palin's brood?

I name all of my rashes after prominent conservatives, so why not?


I prefer the Santorum treatment, personally.
 
dj42  
2008-12-14 4:44:55 AM  
Why didn't God stop the arson???!?!
 
Wonko Fortytwo  
2008-12-14 4:46:18 AM  
This "person" is not going to fade away.

Due to the comedy of her life and the need for lost souls to find a new right-wing hero, she'll be grotesque entertainment for a long while. Sigh.

GO AWAY GO AWAY!GO AWAY GO AWAY!GO AWAY GO AWAY!GO AWAY GO AWAY!
 
Archie Goodwin  
2008-12-14 4:48:10 AM  

clifton: StreetlightInTheGhetto: D'ya think there's going to be a rash of pregnant conservatives naming their kids after Palin's brood, like there's supposedly a rash of folks naming their newborns Obama or Michelle?

Just curious.

I can't see why not. There's Obama the Messiah, as well as Palin the MessiahVirgin.


Virgin on the ridiculous, that is.
 
caramel corn for president please  
2008-12-14 4:55:36 AM  
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LEAVE SARAH ALONE!
 
ciwrl  
2008-12-14 4:56:29 AM  
In for birth of a cliche
 
Jamieboy  
2008-12-14 5:02:07 AM  
Excellent headline - lol

That Palin creature will do anything to stay in the news, including burning down her invisible sky wizard building.

The 1,000-member evangelical church was the subject of intense scrutiny after Palin was named John McCain's running mate. Early in Palin's campaign, the church was criticized for promoting in a Sunday bulletin a Focus on the Family "Love Won Out Conference" in Anchorage. The conference promised to "help men and women dissatisfied with living homosexually understand that same-sex attractions can be overcome."

I've never seen 'living homosexually' used before. It sounds so, so dirty.

I just hope a rogue group of marauding gays and lesbians aren't responsible for the fire.
 
Ringshadow [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
2008-12-14 5:04:26 AM  
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/Golfclap, an estranged nephew?
 
emilyek_1  
2008-12-14 5:04:40 AM  
Stab Master Arson?

/obscure mang
 
halfjack  
2008-12-14 5:04:57 AM  
Uhhh.... I saw a star in the east.....

I come bearing Myrrh and frankenbery cereal!

/I was here at the birth of a new fark meme
 
ilambiquated  
2008-12-14 5:10:28 AM  

Occam's Chainsaw: Aaaand green.

Green, of course, being the name of Palin's soon-to-be grandson.


Born with the moon in cancer
Choose her a name she will answer to
Call her green and the winters cannot fade her
Call her green for the children who've made her
Little green, be a gypsy dancer

Just a little green
Like the color when the spring is born
There'll be crocuses to bring to school tomorrow
Just a little green
Like the nights when the northern lights perform
There'll be icicles and birthday clothes
And sometimes there'll be sorrow

-Joni Mitchell
 
0Icky0  
2008-12-14 5:15:26 AM  

Wonko Fortytwo: Due to the comedy of her life and the need for lost souls to find a new right-wing hero, she'll be grotesque entertainment for a long while. Sigh.


No. In a few years, once her titties start keeping time as she walks, and she has more chins than Chinatown, she will be forgotten.

Her appeal doesn't come from her ignorance and superstition. There are millions like that. It comes from the boners and clits she raises among "Real Americans".

You know...morons.
 
ciwrl  
2008-12-14 5:36:43 AM  

0Icky0: You know...morons.


It's spelled morans

/Everyone knows that
//I am not a rotsky]
 
Vangor  
2008-12-14 5:40:51 AM  
Well, we can rule out witchcraft, she was protected from all forms if I recall.
 
Samsaran  
2008-12-14 6:05:58 AM  
You know subby's joke is not really very funny. It is just a repetition of the same "Palin's kid has a funny name" shtick.


Laugh all you want but this smacks of a deliberate act of domestic terror targeting that Church because of Governor Palin's religious beliefs. This is a growing problem as the atheist left becomes more radicalized. We have seen other destructive attacks against Mormon churches in the wake of the California anti-gay vote. These criminals are no better than the racists that burned black churches during the early days of the Civil Rights movement. They are different only in that they are targeting Christians simply because they hate them for their beliefs. This new hate ... this new terror will not be tolerated.
 
MentalMoment  
2008-12-14 6:13:23 AM  
First name wouldn't be Marinus by any chance?
 
JerkyMeat  
2008-12-14 6:18:50 AM  
I betcha she saw it from her house.
 
McKeesport Beer Baron  
2008-12-14 6:29:15 AM  
Know the difference between palin's mouth and cooch? Not quite everything that comes out of her cooch is retarded...
 
Cornwell  
2008-12-14 6:29:27 AM  

Samsaran: You know subby's joke is not really very funny. It is just a repetition of the same "Palin's kid has a funny name" shtick.


You see, that's where you're wrong. Anyone actually saying that they would like for a spawn of their crotch to suffer the name "Zamboni" deserves to be ridiculed for the next couple of years, hopefully resulting in them going away for ever.
 
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