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Track Listings

1 F**k This
2 A**Hole Of The Dance
3 Marv Marv Marv
4 Save This
5 Deaf Mute Cocktail Party
6 Coffee
7 Beer
8 F**k Santa
9 Elvis And I
10 I'm Happy
11 F**k The Kennedys
12 President Leary
13 A Reading From The Book Of Apple
14 Love Barge
15 Fat F**ks
16 Insane Cowboy (In Africa)
17 My Kids
18 Life's Gonna Suck
19 F**k The Pope
20 Lock 'N Load

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Lots of comedians like to think of themselves as rock stars, but Leary makes good on that threat with Lock 'n Load. Leary's frantic concert ranting is intercut MTV-style with comic song parodies (including a gothic mocking of the Love Boat theme), idle chatter, noise bursts, sound collages, and guest spots from the likes of Janeane Garofalo (slamming Fiona Apple) and musicians Adam Roth and Greg Dulli. Leary takes no prisoners as he goes after Michael Flatley, Marv Albert, Hanson, the Kennedy clan, the pope, ecology activists, 7-Eleven counter help, fat Vegas gamblers, and even his own kids. He's at his angry, acid best when he takes on the annoying '90s trends of multiple body piercings, microbrews, and flavored coffee. --Michael Ruby

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Lots of comedians like to think of themselves as rock stars, but Leary makes good on that threat with Lock 'n Load. Leary's frantic concert ranting is intercut MTV-style with comic song parodies (including a gothic mocking of the Love Boat theme), idle chatter, noise bursts, sound collages, and guest spots from the likes of Janeane Garofalo (slamming Fiona Apple) and musicians Adam Roth and Greg Dulli. Leary takes no prisoners as he goes after Michael Flatley, Marv Albert, Hanson, the Kennedy clan, the pope, ecology activists, 7-Eleven counter help, fat Vegas gamblers, and even his own kids. He's at his angry, acid best when he takes on the annoying '90s trends of multiple body piercings, microbrews, and flavored coffee. --Michael Ruby

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  • Is Discontinued By Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ No
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.7 x 0.39 x 4.94 inches; 3.52 ounces
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ A&M
  • Item model number ‏ : ‎ MFR731454083225#VG
  • Date First Available ‏ : ‎ December 10, 2006
  • Label ‏ : ‎ A&M
  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B000002GP1
  • Number of discs ‏ : ‎ 1
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.3 4.3 out of 5 stars 60 ratings

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  • Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2013
    What can I say, Denis is hilarious and hits the nail on the head with the state of society today. He's as in tune to America as was George Carlin.
  • Reviewed in the United States on March 18, 2015
    Definitely one of Denis' best. If you like his other stand up, or his acting, you'll undoubtedly dig this one too.
  • Reviewed in the United States on September 14, 2004
    I bought this disc because I like Denis Leary. I really liked 'No Cure for Cancer' and I've liked his film roles. And I don't think he ripped off _anything_ from Bill Hicks (who started out really really funny, then turned into a preachy, liberal, whiner who gets way too much respect just for having died young).

    Anyway, the problem with 'Lock 'N Load' as I say in my review title is that there wasn't enough good material for a whole CD so they filled half of it with some unfunny songs, some unfunny bits, and a Janeane 'they-laughed-at-me-in-high-school-cause-I-was-fat Garofalo rant (she's another one who started out really smart & funny and is now just a shrill, annoying, pseudo-intellectual).

    All the songs on 'No Cure for Cancer' like 'Voices in My Head', 'Irish folk song' and of course 'A**hole' were great, but here only "Save This' and 'Life's Gonna Suck' are any good. The others are not only not funny, they're barely songs. The lyrics are repeated electronically and interspliced with sound effects and other voices, for no other reason than to fill space.

    I ripped this onto my mp3 player (hey, I _did_ buy it!) and after listening to it once I immediately deleted tracks 5, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, 14, 16 and 20 because they weren't worth ever listening to again. Track 5, 'Deaf Mute Cocktail Party' for example, is exactly what it sounds like. I'm not the least bit offended at the un-PC-ness of it, it's just a lame concept that when executed does not make you laugh.

    On the bright side, the remaining tracks do deliver more of Leary's angry, un-PC, I smoke & I drink, f-the-world attitude. No airline food jokes here.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on November 30, 2015
    if you like crude humor
  • Reviewed in the United States on August 19, 2004
    This has GOT to be one of the funniest comedy CD's ever made. I remember seeing Leary for the very first time on a MTV clip snarling, "Sting, if I were you, I wouldn't worry about saving the rain forest, I'd worry more about getting all my hair back". Good point. Leary opens his hour long set with slamming Michael Flattley for being the 'Lord Of The Dance', telling the audience that -if- they'd want to show it how it really is, to show a bunch of fat Irish men dancing, drinking and punching out their relatives. I like best when he spouts off just how 'things are going to change' when he becomes president. His foreign policy: **** you!! His domestic policy: **** you!! Oh, yeah, should mention that apparently Leary uses the 'F' word a LOT. Leary's theory on a lasting marriage :have your own rooms, eat, watch TV together, have sex, etc. MORE than anything, avoid each other all other times. There are also some novelty tunes on here, like "Life's Gonna Suck". I must've listened to this CD about twenty times in the first three months that I had it. Ideal for parties.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on December 3, 2000
    What can I say? Denis Leary is one of the funniest comedians out there! I've been listening to this album, as well as No Cure For Cancer for at least 4 years now, and I still crack up every time I hear them! This cd opens with A**HOLE OF THE DANCE, a hilarious track featuring blows towards Michael Flatley, Irish Cooking, among others. In COFFEE, and BEER, Denis rants about how Beer flavored Beer and Coffee flavored Coffee don't exist anymore... I laughed so hard I was left tearing when I heard these tracks! SAVE THIS and ELVIS AND I are comic songs... PRESIDENT LEARY is a great track, as well, especially with teh controversy that we're getting right now! DENIS FOR PRESIDENT! LOVE BARGE is a really funny song making fun of the Love Boat song, the song INSANE COWBOY (in Africa) leaves me laughing on the floor every time I hear it (it's just so weird it's funny; MY KIDS is a track that every family person can relate to: "Don't buy the toys that make the noise"; LIFE'S GONNA SUCK is another song, and is one of my personal favorites, telling kids that life's gonna suck when you grow up, and then you're gonna die; and LOCK 'N LOAD is a wonderful finalle to the whole cd! (I know I skipped a few tracks) Every single track on this cd is drop dead funny, and if you just listen to the REAL sample-things you'll know that this cd is worth many laughs and so much more! And, if you liked this album, you'll LOVE NCFC (No Cure For Cancer)... if you haven't heard A**HOLE... it's the BEST SONG!
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  • Reviewed in the United States on July 26, 2011
    I have a fully loaded max iPod, done by my cousin so while I know a lot the plays he's put on it, when I heard Denis Leary's 'Life's Gonna Suck' kids' song, it floored me. This is one of the funniest things in tune and rhyme I've heard in a lifetime!
    I immediately had to have the album .... all 18 tracks worth. When it comes up on my car cd shuffle, I can't stop playing it for the ''kids' song'.Lock N Load

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  • Neil Franklin
    5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant ......
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 14, 2014
    Brilliant material from a brilliant comedian .... Oh ....and hey .....go F**K YOURSELF .... :0