(after spending many hours looking for it under a pile of problem sets)
It's that time again, as you've all no doubt heard (unless you don't have email and have been avoiding the Science Center like a Higgs Boson at the LHC).
So, with the great responsibility of an organization with a perfect record of UC Presidential endorsements*, we proudly announce our support for the Jones-Davis campaign!
While all campaigns have brought some respectable gravity to this year's ballot**, the one of the many planks of the many platforms that truly spoke to us was Jones-Davis's promise to Bring Harvard into the 21st Century. (We're assuming that this means we get a large-scale synchotron.)
Furthermore, we understand that it takes a great deal of energy to run the Undergraduate Council, and as physicists we can assure you that Jones-Davis have enough energy in them to blow up the Greater Boston Area.
But most of all, we know that Jones-Davis is the one campaign that shows a great familiarity with our topic: as anyone who has ever dealt with frogs can tell you, it takes a considerable understanding of physics to handle one with the incredible dexterity that Jones-Davis have shown.
So get out there and vote so that the JonesDavisWinnersof2010UCElection.info can have the cajones@fas.harvard.edu to make Harvard competitive with the LHC!
*Given the decision of last year's Election Commission that the results were not perfectly certain, in some quantum-mechanical sense, all three tickets, including Long Johnson (our only endorsees in recent memory) are in fact UC President and Vice President.
**We estimate on the order of 10-13N for a physics student voting by computer at an appreciable distance from the candidates, plus about 1 milliNewton in residual effects from last year's Long Johnson campaign.
The views and commentaries expressed herein are those of the board of the Harvard-Radcliffe Society of Physics Students and in no way reflect those of the Jones-Davis campaign, not even with polarization parallel to the normal.