You all know my FLIPSIDE colleague, Mr. T. Lyttle

> View From The Strangers' Gallery is a musical rendering of how the
clamour
> of competing voices, within the parliamentary chamber of the mind, can
yield
> the experience of consciousness. The oratorio uses polyphony to
illustrate
> the multi-layered complexity of processing systems in the brain and
the
> significance of recursive structures.

Been there, done that. So has the Android Meme. George Bush's
composition eats
this for press conferences.

Bob Dobbs

Who are you?

--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net/
"Alabama - the jackhammer state!" -Dan Rather, 11/07/2000

Flipside magazine + Bob Dobbs (without the quotemarks around Bob) =
Pinkcanuck Bob Dean

'terminate with extreme predjudice'

Bob Dobbs

> Who are you?

I was born in Paris in 1922 and after World War Two worked with international
intelligence agencies for many decades.

I surfaced in 1987 on CKLN-FM in Toronto and began whistle-blowing. Two
interpretations of me are circulating in the popular media: one is through
the Church of the SubGenius that I inspired in 1978 in Dallas; the other is
on two CDs, Bob's Media Ecology and Bob's Media Ecology Squared, put out in
1992 by Time Again Productions, early students of Marshall McLuhan.

The best presentation of my work is in my book, Phatic Communion with Bob
Dobbs (1992). Today, I travel the world explaining my/our victory over the
Android Meme, and the tracings of these activities are regularly published in
Flipside magazine.

Bob Dobbs

this will explain EVERYTHING, so I dug it up again from it's burial thread
way down in the crawlspace.

well most of it.

some?

One time Marshall McLuhan and me were double teaming this Vietnamese hooker,
and he
turns to me and out of the blue he just says "That Bob Dean has got to be
the most pathetic piece of sycophantic shit I ever had the displeasure to
attempt to scrape off my feet. I mean FUCK, all he does is go around quoting
me, it's like he gets paid fukkin' PIECEWORK every time he drops my name. He
even changed his own name so he could impersonate a CARTOON, for Christ's
sake. The guy is a bottom feeding humorless shapeshifting psychic vampire
of the lowest order, no form of his own so his only hope is to wait until a
powerful host swims by so he can latch onto it pronto and suck out it's
bodily fluids until it dies. I suppose that's what happens when it gets real
cold up in Canada and they have to inbreed to maintain any semblance of
warmth. Ah fuck, just thinking about that shitsock is killing my boner".Then
he pulled it out and blew goo up her nose and fell down on his back,
laughing, covered in KY jelly and sex juice.

It seemed out of place at the time but I knew the master was trying to tell
me something important that day, and even though it didn't make sense at the
time and in fact made it quite difficult to finish the task at hand, I knew
that it would be very valuable to me at a later date.

that day has finally come.

THANKS, McLUHAN!!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

Connie has commanded that I repost "Connie Fucks and Kills in the
Highlands of Tibet" under the name "Pink Cannuck Story" for Bob Dean's
(Purple's) benefit. If you have not already read the story, it discusses
Purple's evil in some detail.

T.

Purple, you suck.

T

I'm sorry, that's not correct.

Bob Dobbs

Every nasty thing we say about you is correct. You're a poor shadow of the
people you're stealing from and you deserve the worst plagiarists hell
has to offer. I would suggest that you send Stang a big fat check for all
the royalties you never paid him and hide your pink maggot, plagiarist
body from any of us who might one day run across you.

Bob Dobbs

> > Bob DEAN <--------------- FIXED

you guys keep leaving "Dobbs" intact on this dean shitwad's spew and me and
you is gonna have a CHAT.

purple wrote:

So now I know of 2 hack writers who don't have a job with Flipside any more.
Get the whole story at Http://www.Flipside.org

Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahahahah <ghack!> koff! koff!

OK, Legume, what point were you trying to make?

Bob Dobbs

Bob Dobbs

That is correct.

I gotta defrag my sock drawer that night. But thanks for asking.

>
> Bob Dobbs
>

I like you, purp. You've added some zip to this news group. And I also feel
secure in knowing that every moment you spend hunkered down before your
computer is a precious moment of increased safety to all around you.
Especially the children. And small animals.

"Mister sandman, bring me a dream..."

Good to know. Thankee kindly.

Too bad their flipside didn't know about your flipside.

They could have gotten themselves a nice little wad of settlement cash.

Make him the cutest
that I've ever seen

I'm following my fish.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with
a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.
-- Steven Wright


Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/

you even stole the idenity of a magazine because you were too lazy to create
your own. what a talentless little hack you are.

I saw a few copies of yer book at the local bookstore the other day. they
had stopped trying to charge people for them and put them in the free box. I
saved somebody the middle step and put them all in the garbage for them.

the medium really IS the message, dean baby.

dean baby, simmer down. you don't want to pop a blood vessel in the
plagiarizing section of yer head and blow your whole career now do you? just
because I'm ON TO YOU IN A BIG WAY doesn't mean we can't be PALS, right? You
know, PALS. like when you post, your old PAL wawaw will BE THERE FOR YOU,
"HELPING" others to know what you REALLY MEAN when you spew the
incomprehensible horseshit from yer mewling little rip off artist pie hole.

i gotz yer BACK, homie

Bob Dobbs

Bob Dobbs

Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:

You actually think I'm using up precious time typing this stuff myself?

Bob Dobbs

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Dean. I have nothing to do
with this thread, and even if I did, I wouldn't waste my time arguing
points with a nigger like YOU.

Trying to argue ANY point with a deluded shit-waffle (that'd be you, Dino)
is like doing card tricks for a box turtle.

Now fuck off.

----------------------------------
Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun

Bob Dobbs

Legume wrote:

> Now fuck off.

Bob Dobbs

send $30 to
PO.BOX 140306 DALLAS TX 75214

Point taken. I bet he'd be a fun caller. I wish our station had a
working phone interface!

My thing with purple has been first to find out who he is and verify
it by matching up his rant here with his napster clips, and since, to
keep him honest about it whether he likes it or not. Personally, I
think he's a fun addition to the group.

He seems to be here to be picked on. He trolls constantly by making
statements intended to irritate (though never with any art) and posting
the same content several times in a row under different titles.
As long as he keeps the crap up, let's face it, he'll continue to be
treated like the inept troll he has been. I don't think he minds - he
seems to say it's part of his "plan" or "process"... =)

I do disagree with your conclusion, though. I don't see him as much
of a risk taker on his own.

Thank god for small miracles.

Nice to see the organism has a way of purifying itself.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Here at Microsoft, drive head contention is more than just our promise to you.

It's a way of life.

I never had a radio show.
--

Yeah, ya know how oysters eventually coat minor irritants with pearl,
eventally rendering them trapped and powerless, to eventually be reamed
out by a diamond drill and hung from a string passed through the holes?

Well, see, the Church of the Subgenius kind of does the same thing,
only using sort of a corrosive oozing ichor, full of infection and
emitting its own distinctive, foul stench. Kind of a pus of sorts.

We're the pus.

purple
are you trying to say that you have some sort of secretary handle alt.slack
for you?
or is this some sort of cyber/meme/techno/magick/wired/media/time control
trick?

rev i

Bob Dobbs

By the way, did you ever complete your files by finding the missing page from the
article on me in that Toronto 1990 magazine?

Bob Dobbs

Modemac wrote:

> It's the old adage, "Give a fool enough rope and he'll hang himself."
> "Bob" didn't invent that one, but he probably has some bullshit line that
> says just the same thing. Before he actually appeared here full-time on
> alt.slack, the folks here had heard of Dean and a few wondered whether
> Stang's being pissed off at him wasn't just jealousy of a sort. But now
> that Dean's had all this time to show us how creative and original he is,
> his supporters are becoming fewer and father between. And all we have to
> do is sit back and watch.

>snurfle snurfle snurfle as he shoved his snout into a trough full of corn.

If I had a robot I would rent an apartment and instruct the robot to fill the
entire apartment with bricks. Bricks and mortar. Then when the landlord opened
the door he would think I had my robot brick over the door, but he would be
wrong! The entire apartment would be filled solid with bricks! Hahahahha!
- Zosodada

Bob Dobbs

Well, the reason you usually get Ed Strange is because HE has a radio show.
I only showed up there a few times, you just happened have the phenomenal
luck/honor to call while I was there.

Better than that. "Bob" SELLS rope.

Hrm. Look at this catalog I got in the mail. Lessee, braided nylon,
coir--ah! Hemp! THAT'S the one.

--
Jim the Dead Guy

Bob Dobbs

No dude, man was the first extension of woman.

It was not Legume's show. LIKE HE SAID, he never HAD a radio show.
Now fuck off. Moron.

"Without deviation, progress
is not possible." -F. Zappa

Sister Decadence
http://www.subgenius.com
http://www.walkingdead.net/~quijibo/sister_d
http://www.walkingdead.net/~sisd/siscam.html

Bob Dobbs

Bob Dobbs