Tide.com wrote:

Thu Sep 21 at 4:08 PM

mtncatwoman wrote:

Sat Feb 24 at 10:37 PM

I tried your solution of getting feces stains out of white cotton and it didn't work. I used Arm and Hammer in my reg. wash and it came out with no residue left.

amyartus wrote:

Mon Apr 30 at 9:32 AM

thanx for letting me know bout the arm and hammer!!

cbr1000f wrote:

Tue Jun 5 at 2:11 PM

I have tried using Tide with bleach as described here with no luck. It seems that all I can do is bleach out the stain using a clorox pretreat pen.

josie01 wrote:

Fri Aug 3 at 7:45 AM

You know, my 8 month old gets so grumpy, so I let him self sooth for a few hours until it's time for his feeding. Jimmy Jr. really has some non-solid fecal matter. Thank goodness for diapers. I did however use the Arm and Hammer method also, and it got the stains out of his blankets in his crib. Thank you so much! I don't have to worry about checking up on him quite as much anymore. You made my life much easier mtncatwoman! Thanks

lapdog87 wrote:

Wed Sep 19 at 10:28 PM

I have a colostomy. I have many accidents where the bag bursts and I get feces everywhere. I don't know of anyone that has this problem to ask. I have a hard time getting the stains out. I use a lot of stain out products. Sometimes they work and sometimes not. Can anyone give me a sure fire way to get these stains out? They can be on cotton or nylon like a girdle or a cotton blend. Can someone help me,please?

dmichler wrote:

Thu Feb 21 at 2:13 PM

im david michler. i had feces all over myslef the other day and this tide works great! i dont know how i got it on me but when i woke up 3 guys ran out my room. and it was all over my shirt and pants. i used tide about 3 days after the incident and it got it out with very little stains left over. thank you tide. i love you.

fairygodmother wrote:

Fri Mar 21 at 5:10 PM

I've got 3 babies and have been SO impressed with Tide w/Bleach and Spray and Wash. There have been many times my babies have had the awfullest messes and I've questioned whether or not to throw the item in the trash or try to wash the stains out. Every single time, Tide w/Bleach and Spray and Wash have gotten the stains out -- first time. I'm very particular with my laundry and very particular about my babies' clothes, blankets, sheets, burp cloths. Tide w/Bleach has never disappointed me.

dena94603 wrote:

Sat Mar 22 at 7:29 PM

I have a high-functioning autistic son who sometimes stains his underwear. Here is what works well for me: For colored underwear, rinse out feces matter under HOT running water in the sink. The, place underwear in a plastic tub. Pour 1/2 cap (or more) of Clorox liquid color safe bleach directly onto the stain. Fill the tub with HOT water, add 1 full cap of Clorox color safe bleach to the water, and let soak for at least 1 hour. Then, transfer the underwear direclty to the washer when your are ready to do your laundry. For white clothing: Rinse under HOT running water. Place white underwear into a plastic tub, and pour 1/4 cap of Clorox Ultimate Care bleach directly onto the stain. Fill tub with HOT water, add a cap of Clorox Ultimate Care bleach to the water, and let soak at least 1/2 hour. Rinse when done and add underwear to your load of white laundry when you are ready to wash. Because fecal matter contains bacteria like E. coli, I am very diligent about washing in HOT water and bleach.

SBauman wrote:

Wed Mar 26 at 2:10 PM

1)What is the Best Cleaning soap that you think is avalible 2)Does Hot and cold water effect you cleaning results. 3)Does how much soap you have in the washer matter 4)Does the Brand of washer effect your results on stains 5)Does the drying cycle matter at all to the stain.

josie01 wrote:

Sun Mar 30 at 10:09 AM

Unfortunately, I have narcolepsy. There have been a few times where I wake up with my undergarments soiled. I live in a rural area and if I hang them up to dry outside, all who pass by see my dirty underwear. Instead, the most affordable way I found was to take the origional package and return them back to wal-mart after all the fecal matter has dried (that way they can not tell from the smell). Being from a rural area, these people know who I am and I am afraid that one day they will know that the soiled panties are from me. Plus, I am really tired of returning these underwear. Does anyone have ideas how I may wash these in the comfort of my own home?

tammyampersand wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 12:50 AM

I have found that tide is a good douche for "private areas" (both back and front, for the ladies!) if diluted at a 20:1 ratio, with a few tablespoons of white vinegar added. Don't use "Mountain Fresh," though, as it attracts birds.

TurdBurgler wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 10:51 AM

THIS IS ONE SHITTY THREAD ...

JEFFBERNSIE wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 10:58 AM

My name is Jeff Burns and I poop in my pants all the time -- mainly skid marks...I will definetly check out the arm and hammer thanks

RobertWard wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 11:05 AM

As a man with a lot of young children running around me, I too often need a cure for small "accidents". When the kids get excited and over-stimulated, they can sometimes leave a small racing stripe in the rear. Kids being kids, sometimes I may have to deal with both feces and blood together, and nothing gets rid of that evidence like Tide. Thank God for little miracles, and thank the Lord for Tide!

amyhanlon wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 11:34 AM

Accidents happen. Sometimes I can't quite make it to the bathroom in time because my diarrhea is sooooo bad. Thank goodness for Tide! It gets out even the most copious messes in my panties and clothing and bedsheets. I no longer have to pay for adult diapers which I had to wear 3 at a time! Thank you Tide!

TurdBurgler wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 11:44 AM

The best way to get S H I T stains outta your underwear is to not S H I T in your pants in the first place ...

arthurclark wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 11:46 AM

My father-in-law is senile, and a copraphage. As you can imagine, his shirts are frequently stained by his unusual meals. His undies are also heavily stained. My goodness! He hasn't had the sense to use a toilet for about ten years now. Tide is such a blessing! Thanks!

dookieshoes wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 12:04 PM

although my feces smells pretty good, and sometimes I just like to let it set for awhile and enjoy the odor, I sometimes use Tide to clean out the p o o p from my sphincter. Also, sometimes my two dogs c r a p on the floor and their turds harden. Then once they're petrified, my kids play with them, since we're poor and cannot afford toys. So my kids play with d o o k i e sticks. Big deal. You shut up now. Also, I like ninjas and hamburgers.

tubgirl.com wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 12:17 PM

My wife tubgirl.com and I enjoy an occasional Cleavland steamer, or a hot-Carl. Tide really helps with cleaning up after these activities. Although we enjoy wallowing in a huge putrid mess of human feces behind closed doors; we don't want our friends and relatives to judge us. Thanks Tide!

Thunderbucket wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 12:22 PM

Dear Tide. I would like to thank you for your excellent product. Last weekend after a long night if drinking Old Milwaukee and Pabst, then chasing it down with shots of Jim Beam, I awoke to find myself in quite a pickle. I awoke in a haze and not aware of where I was, only that there was a large women sleeping next to me and the smell of sex, BO, hot sick, and bowel in the air. When I had cleared my eyes, I realized I was covered in the wretched warmth of PBR mud, and my tighty-whities were on the verge of ruin. Somehow I managed to slink out of the room without waking the sleeping beast next to me. I used your product to clean both my underwear and my favorite white tshirt. Not a stain to be found! Thank you, Tide!

Brownielover wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 12:58 PM

I love to give my girlfriend brownie showers and well, I'm not a good aimer, so I end up getting it on her shirts and it's hard as hell getting it off cause I have some pretty thick and sticky brownies that I drop. Heck, I end up throwing away all her cloths but it's becoming expensive. Thanks for the help tide, because of your product I can continue to have many more brownie showers to come.

benny lipschitz wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 1:04 PM

I can't for the life of me figure out why someone would want to remove feces stains from their clothing.

BobMeconium wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 1:06 PM

This really is a helpful discussion. My problem happened when I broke up with my girlfriend. She still had a key to my apt, and I came home from work one day and found my entire wardrobe thrown on the floor and covered in poop! There was way too much for her to have done it herself in one afternoon - she had been stockpiling it for several weeks beforehand. I know this because the cops went to talk to her at her apartment and found her in the process of throwing away dozens of soiled ziplock sandwich bags. Ha ha! caught red handed. Well, brown handed, really. I thought my clothes were all ruined, but Google brought me here and this thread convinced me that all was not lost. Sure enough, Tide saved the day - every single one of my feces encrusted items of clothing came clean. thanks Tide!

benny lipschitz wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 1:14 PM

Dear BobMeconium, You didn't deserve a good woman like her. You don't even appreciate that special gift she tried to give to you. Maybe someday, you'll realize just how precious a gift it was for her to soil your garments so thoroughly, so lovingly. Mind giving me her number?

agame012 wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 1:20 PM

????Please investigate senator Miller!???? Investigate senator Miller,find out E.T! Everybody may still remember time of general election of 2004 , Democratic Miller, senator of party membership, said:" Some party groupings will the benefit of party grouping establishment is on national benefit ",etc.. I tell you that words were figured out by me. If you do not believe , Can check Miller with the lie detection appearance . This sentence is not that himself thought of definitely, it was others that told him. I tell you whether what should drive you now. You should be driven by justice! You should be driven by the morals! You should be driven by your conscience! Those ones that do not drive you to kill knowing the sense of honour are an animal!If you continue tracing check Miller with the lie detection appearance, you will find that shameless E.T. I will tell you now , the words that I think are not prepared for this shameless animal of Bush.

agame012 wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 1:21 PM

E.T,You are dog that makes one detest! E.T is shameless animal!!!!!!!!!! The E.T. is surveying the Saviour's thought! They attack him with the Saviour's personal secrets , they have hindered the Saviour from fulfilling one's own duty! They let the Saviour be unable to live!, What I should remind here is: The Saviour is God's envoy, at the same time is to the whole human injury too to the Saviour's injury! The fact is like this too, the alien behavior has guided mankind into very more grave disaster. What behavior is the alien one to cause the human disaster? The E.T. destroyed in the future the development process, behavior injuring the Saviour caused the human disaster. The development process in the future is the biological chain, a ring among them of destruction will cause the destruction of the whole biological chain , its result is calamitous.

Nomaam888 wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 1:22 PM

I like KAKA!!!!!

agame012 wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 1:22 PM

Why does E.T like eating SH1T? Because the forefather of E.T likes eating SH1T, this is called " the dog eats the SH1T , the instinct is difficult to change ". E.T,your forefather is shameless parasite!you is shameless parasite too!please rolls out the earth!here does not need you !you bring the mankind into the disaster! Idiot,You havenot goodthing to Humanity!Only rely on surveying my ideological life! You are shameless parasite! Company you hang every day on mouth " in Iraq establishes democratic government ". Is also that I want to come out! Is that I have written in postbox! it is the same to I save New Orleans.But you are may have may not have,Can add disorder only,shameless animal!You are improper for to play the role of saviour , are improper for to play the role of God more. Because you are shameless idiot!

Edna Bambrick wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 1:33 PM

Every one of you sick depraved individuals who are posting filthy disgusting messages will be REPORTED! I will REPORT every last one of you to the authorities and your posting privileges will be revoked! Removal of feces stains on clothing is not a subject matter for such juvenile comments. I single handedly cleaned up the Yahoo message boards. I am not to be trifled with! You will be REPORTED! You have been warned.

CosmicFarmer wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 1:46 PM

I don't know why any of you would waste money on Tide to get the feces stains out of your clothes. You can send all of your feces encrusted clothes to me. I'll be happy to pay a competitive price too! E-mail me for details.

Fran Farmington wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 2:09 PM

I was checking my stool the other day and accidentally got some poop on my t-shirt and bra. I have been desperately been trying to get the stains out as these articles of clothing are only 3 years old. By the way, I found a nickel in my stool.

jj12834 wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 3:03 PM

Edna...my feces is still fresh, will you wipe for me? If you dont hurry, i will need to borrow some TIDE!

Witch King wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 3:06 PM

Anyone here from the state of Kentucky can simply ignore fecal matter on clothing.........as always

Roger Cabin Boy wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 3:09 PM

Anyone have any tips on how to get feces stains out when it is mixed with blood and semin?

Roger Cabin Boy wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 3:13 PM

I like to use Tide when I am involved with my Scat movies. As part time fluffer and part time janitor my job is demanding, the loads are great, and the resulsts are always sudden! Without Tide my job would be much dirtier. Thank you Tide for helping me clean up my big mess. Without it this job would be much harder to swallow.

jj12834 wrote:

Thu Apr 3 at 3:17 PM

Squirt...Squirt....Squirt....Any ideas on how to get rid of these fresh skidmarks?

madonnaspetcoon wrote: