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High Plains Thumper

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Sep 11, 2007, 5:04:41 PM9/11/07
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Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the default
Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play immediately,
but only as long as I hovered the mouse over top the file icon.

Neat!

At this point without further research, I cannot tell you whether
this is a Ubuntu default or as a result of one of the players I
installed.

Linux simply amazes me, how that it does things better than the
Microsoft operating system.

No doubt I may get trollish replies, as this is the habit here in
COLA. Usually these responses result in refuting / disputing /
imputing / ad nauseum. Example, how much the "market leader" is
so much better, because it adds money to their stock portfolio, I
need to pony up the bucks, the otherwise excellent Unix quality
engineering workstation desktops with multiple desktops offered
even a decade ago are amateurish compared with Windows, no one
except Linonut uses it, etc. and etc.

http://lxer.com/module/newswire/view/45935/

[quote]
Much of the evidence of Microsoft's arguments has disappeared
from the Internet. Links which I have collected in my research
lead to either "HTTP 404 Not Found" pages or interesting
redirects to pages that alter the original reports. We'll show
you examples of the code used to do that so you can judge for
yourself if you believe a conspiracy might exist. First let's
look at some examples.
[/quote]

In line with the controlled world-wide media, which seeks to
alter the truth to form opinion rather than the reader form it;
are these trollish taunts a part of a conspiracy? You be the
judge. All I can say is that in using Linux for the past decade,
it has beat the socks off Microsoft hands down. The stability
and maturity of the desktop far exceed the so-called market
leader. The IT community is ready for Linux.

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ed

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Sep 11, 2007, 5:47:04 PM9/11/07
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:04:41 +0900
High Plains Thumper <highplai...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the default
> Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play immediately,
> but only as long as I hovered the mouse over top the file icon.
>
> Neat!

Nautilus is a default file manager in many distros, it's been doing
this for a long time, but I prefer file managers that don't do stuff.
Thunar is pretty good at that, and several others. So, it's not just
Ubuntu.

You might like 'mc' also, that's a very powerful browser.

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Krzysztof Lubanski

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Sep 11, 2007, 5:33:54 PM9/11/07
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:04:41 +0900, High Plains Thumper wrote:

> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the default Nautilus
> 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play immediately, but only as long
> as I hovered the mouse over top the file icon.
>
> Neat!
>
> At this point without further research, I cannot tell you whether this
> is a Ubuntu default or as a result of one of the players I installed.

That's one nifty feature. Not crucial, but one of those that make you
smile just for the coolness of it. Just checked it out on my Debian Lenny
(GNOME 2.18.3) - it's in standard Nautilus. Etch's version 2.14.x should
have it, too. Enlightened Sound Daemon has to be running - "Enable
software sound mixing (ESD)" option in GNOME's Sound Preferences.

It doesn't yet play FLACs, though. I get the following in .xsession-
errors even with flac123 player installed:

<quote>
play stio: Unknown input file format for `-': File type `flac' is not
known
</quote>

> Linux simply amazes me, how that it does things better than the
> Microsoft operating system.

Yup, it's way more flexible.

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Krzysztof Lubanski

Roy Schestowitz

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Sep 11, 2007, 7:45:12 PM9/11/07
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____/ ed on Tuesday 11 September 2007 22:47 : \____

> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:04:41 +0900
> High Plains Thumper <highplai...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the default
>> Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play immediately,
>> but only as long as I hovered the mouse over top the file icon.
>>
>> Neat!
>
> Nautilus is a default file manager in many distros, it's been doing
> this for a long time, but I prefer file managers that don't do stuff.
> Thunar is pretty good at that, and several others. So, it's not just
> Ubuntu.
>
> You might like 'mc' also, that's a very powerful browser.

The features that enables you to see text (PDF or plain-text files) as an icon
and directory icons that reflect on their contents are nice features as well.
Konqueror had this in KDE 3.1 (around 2003) at the very earlier. Maybe it has
been there for 6 years.

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Erik Funkenbusch

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Sep 11, 2007, 8:28:49 PM9/11/07
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:04:41 +0900, High Plains Thumper wrote:

> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the default
> Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play immediately,
> but only as long as I hovered the mouse over top the file icon.
>
> Neat!

You think that's a good thing? So just because I move my mouse, a song
starts to play? How annoying. Yes, i'm sure it can be turned off, but
still... what a fucking stupid idea.

Anonymous

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Sep 11, 2007, 9:40:34 PM9/11/07
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Erik Funkenbusch wrote:

Awwwwww.... Poor jealous little Wintard.

*snicker*

Roy Schestowitz

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Sep 12, 2007, 12:11:09 AM9/12/07
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____/ Anonymous on Wednesday 12 September 2007 02:40 : \____

FS fragmentation -- You think that's a good thing? So just because I save
files, a hard drive is torn to piece? How annoying. Yes, i'm sure it CAN'T


be turned off, but still... what a fucking stupid idea.

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Jim Richardson

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Sep 12, 2007, 12:18:29 AM9/12/07
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:04:41 +0900,

High Plains Thumper <highplai...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the default
> Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play immediately,
> but only as long as I hovered the mouse over top the file icon.
>
> Neat!
>
> At this point without further research, I cannot tell you whether
> this is a Ubuntu default or as a result of one of the players I
> installed.
>
> Linux simply amazes me, how that it does things better than the
> Microsoft operating system.


it's GNOME's preview mode. It can do that with any file the default media
player can play.

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to the top.

Jim Richardson

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Sep 12, 2007, 12:19:59 AM9/12/07
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until MS "innovates" it, then you'll think it's the greatest thing since
sliced bread.

and yes, you can turn it off, or rutn it on for only local files, or...

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Tim Smith

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Sep 12, 2007, 1:54:21 AM9/12/07
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In article <1290252.J...@schestowitz.com>,
Roy Schestowitz <newsg...@schestowitz.com> non sequitured:

> FS fragmentation -- You think that's a good thing? So just because I save
> files, a hard drive is torn to piece? How annoying. Yes, i'm sure it CAN'T
> be turned off, but still... what a fucking stupid idea.

Too bad Linux filesystems get fragmented, then. Try this, as root:

for i in 1 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 256
do
dd if=/dev/zero of=$i.meg bs=1024k count=$i
done
filefrag *.meg

(Root is needed for filefrag)

That will create 9 files, ranging from 1 meg to 256 meg, and then tell
you how many fragments each consists of. Here's what I got on one of my
Ubuntu systems:

128.meg: 39 extents found, perfection would be 2 extents
16.meg: 14 extents found, perfection would be 1 extent
1.meg: 133 extents found, perfection would be 1 extent
256.meg: 49 extents found, perfection would be 3 extents
2.meg: 153 extents found, perfection would be 1 extent
32.meg: 8 extents found, perfection would be 1 extent
4.meg: 103 extents found, perfection would be 1 extent
64.meg: 12 extents found, perfection would be 1 extent
8.meg: 6 extents found, perfection would be 1 extent

and here is another:

128.meg: 72 extents found, perfection would be 2 extents
16.meg: 47 extents found, perfection would be 1 extent
1.meg: 20 extents found, perfection would be 1 extent
256.meg: 50 extents found, perfection would be 3 extents
2.meg: 71 extents found, perfection would be 1 extent
32.meg: 46 extents found, perfection would be 1 extent
4.meg: 86 extents found, perfection would be 1 extent
64.meg: 96 extents found, perfection would be 1 extent
8.meg: 100 extents found, perfection would be 1 extent

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Peter Köhlmann

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Sep 12, 2007, 1:58:28 AM9/12/07
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Tim Smith wrote:

There again goes Hadron Quarks claim of "easy to allocate a non-fragmented
swap file". Which would be quite a bit larger than 256meg
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Roy Schestowitz

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Sep 12, 2007, 3:22:40 AM9/12/07
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____/ Peter Köhlmann on Wednesday 12 September 2007 06:58 : \____

What else would you expect from Tim "filesystem expert", "weekly stats
analyst", "Funkenbush protege" Smith?

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Tim Smith

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Sep 12, 2007, 4:53:05 AM9/12/07
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In article <1218062.m...@schestowitz.com>,

Roy Schestowitz <newsg...@schestowitz.com> wrote:
> > There again goes Hadron Quarks claim of "easy to allocate a non-fragmented
> > swap file". Which would be quite a bit larger than 256meg
>
> What else would you expect from Tim "filesystem expert", "weekly stats
> analyst", "Funkenbush protege" Smith?

It doesn't take a filesystem expert to figure out that you were wrong
about Linux filesystems. It just takes using the "filefrag" command.

Or it just takes paying attention. Peter has pointed out many times
that fragmentation is a problem when you try to create large files.
This is why, if you are going to use a swap file, you should create it
soon after the filesystem is created, if you want it to be contiguous.

If you are going to advocate Linux, maybe you should put a little effort
into learning more about it?

--
--Tim Smith

Krzysztof Lubanski

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Sep 12, 2007, 4:39:57 AM9/12/07
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Not so stupid. The preview starts playing after about a second of
hovering the cursor over the icon. So it's hard to get cracking sounds
when just moving the cursor through a window. And at least on Debian, it
*is* turned off by default, because ESD is not started by default.

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Johan Lindquist

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Sep 12, 2007, 5:15:49 AM9/12/07
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So anyway, it was like, 02:28 CEST Sep 12 2007, you know? Oh, and, yeah,
Erik Funkenbusch was all like, "Dude,

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll just love it (and promptly forget what a
fucking stupid idea it seemed before) once it's available for whatever
version of ms windows that happens to be the latest craze at that
time.

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Hadron

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Sep 12, 2007, 5:24:04 AM9/12/07
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High Plains Thumper <highplai...@invalid.invalid> writes:

> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the default Nautilus
> 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play immediately, but only as
> long as I hovered the mouse over top the file icon.

Sheesh. What a disgustingly geeky idea and total waste of time. 99% of
users will have that removed in no time at all.

Peter Köhlmann

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Sep 12, 2007, 5:39:23 AM9/12/07
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Hadron wrote:

Another fine "true linux advocacy post" from the "true linux
advocate", "kernel hacker", "emacs user", "swapfile expert", "X
specialist", "CUPS guru", "USB-disk server admin", "newsreader magician"
and "hardware maven" Hadron Quark, aka Hans Schneider, aka Damian O'Leary

And no, lots of people would *enable* it. Since it does not hinder normal
use at all. You actually have to hover over that file-icon to let playback
start. Just as you have to to see an enlarged picture of the preview. Or of
the image. Or the video file

Come on, Hadron Quark, "true linux advocate", you show with each and every
post that you don't have the slightest clue about what you are blubbering
--
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Nomen Nescio

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Sep 12, 2007, 6:40:23 AM9/12/07
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Tim Smith wrote:

> In article <1218062.m...@schestowitz.com>,
> Roy Schestowitz <newsg...@schestowitz.com> wrote:
> > > There again goes Hadron Quarks claim of "easy to allocate a
> > > non-fragmented swap file". Which would be quite a bit larger than
> > > 256meg
> >
> > What else would you expect from Tim "filesystem expert", "weekly
> > stats analyst", "Funkenbush protege" Smith?
>
> It doesn't take a filesystem expert to figure out that you were wrong
> about Linux filesystems. It just takes using the "filefrag" command.
>
> Or it just takes paying attention. Peter has pointed out many times
> that fragmentation is a problem when you try to create large files.

No, dummy, file fragmentation isn't a problem when creating large files,
small files, huge files, or any other type of files. Period.

I know that to a Wintard that's a real splinter under the thumbnail
because Winblows becomes basically unusable in short order if you
don't piss away a couple hours every week fixing up its file system,
and Linux boxes run for years straight without so much as a slowdown,
but that's just the way your pathetic Wintard life is. Get use to it
dummy, because Pimp Daddy Gates and the incompetent gits he hires
couldn't fix this glaring deficiency even if they wanted to.

Must truly suck to be you. *snicker*

Linonut

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Sep 12, 2007, 8:16:21 AM9/12/07
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After takin' a swig o' grog, Erik Funkenbusch belched out this bit o' wisdom:

What a stupid complaint. If Microsoft "innovated" that, you'd be all
over it, drooling and cooing.

--
Coo coo!

chrisv

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Sep 12, 2007, 8:41:34 AM9/12/07
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Erik Funkenbusch wrote:

>what a fucking stupid idea.

In your opinion. Someone else thought it was a good idea. Isn't
choice great?

chrisv

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Sep 12, 2007, 8:59:02 AM9/12/07
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Peter Köhlmann wrote:

> Hadron snotted:


>
>> High Plains Thumper <highplai...@invalid.invalid> writes:
>>
>>> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the default Nautilus
>>> 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play immediately, but only as
>>> long as I hovered the mouse over top the file icon.
>>
>> Sheesh. What a disgustingly geeky idea and total waste of time. 99% of
>> users will have that removed in no time at all.

I guess that, since you don't like it, it should be removed and no one
have the choice of using it, eh asswipe? After all, "this choice thing is
a joke", right?

> Another fine "true linux advocacy post" from the "true linux advocate",
> "kernel hacker", "emacs user", "swapfile expert", "X specialist", "CUPS
> guru", "USB-disk server admin", "newsreader magician" and "hardware
> maven" Hadron Quark, aka Hans Schneider, aka Damian O'Leary
>
> And no, lots of people would *enable* it. Since it does not hinder
> normal use at all. You actually have to hover over that file-icon to let
> playback start. Just as you have to to see an enlarged picture of the
> preview. Or of the image. Or the video file
>
> Come on, Hadron Quark, "true linux advocate", you show with each and
> every post that you don't have the slightest clue about what you are
> blubbering

It's hilarious to see the Windolts frothing at the mouth, denouncing a
harmless (and actually kind of neat) feature.

"Fucking stupid" "Waste of time" I think it's obvious that they really
think it['s kind of cool, or they wouldn't be so pissed-off about it. LOL

Singer

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Sep 12, 2007, 9:48:37 AM9/12/07
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Erik Funkenbusch <er...@despam-funkenbusch.com> wrote in news:b48z59mubv9y
$.d...@funkenbusch.com:

They should have spent the time improving the speed and looks of Nautilis
instead of adding more toys.
Dog slow and butt ugly.

High Plains Thumper

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Sep 12, 2007, 10:07:31 AM9/12/07
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Singer wrote:
>> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>>
>>> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the
>>> default Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play
>>> immediately, but only as long as I hovered the mouse over
>>> top the file icon.
>>>
>>> Neat!

<SNIP>

> They should have spent the time improving the speed and looks
> of Nautilis instead of adding more toys. Dog slow and butt
> ugly.

Yep, yep, yep .... I guess you are right there. It runs as fast
on my Dell 850 MHz 512 MB RAM laptop in Ubuntu as Windows XP
Explorer does on my 3 GHz 1 GB RAM desktop. Both Intel BTW.

However, I got to admit I really like the looks of the icons in
Gnome desktop. The Windows X-Pee one is so butt ugly. I have
the looks and functionality of a high powered Unix engineering
workstation desktop with multiple desktops, at a fraction of the
cost of Windows.

Screen savers and desktop backgrounds are fantastic also, many to
choose from, all bundled with the system. I don't need to buy a
stupid Windows media CD add-on to add themes.

Also kudos to Mark Shuttleworth for doing a fantastic job with
Ubuntu.

--
HPT

Linonut

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Sep 12, 2007, 10:15:17 AM9/12/07
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After takin' a swig o' grog, chrisv belched out this bit o' wisdom:

>> Hadron snotted:


>>>
>>> Sheesh. What a disgustingly geeky idea and total waste of time. 99% of
>>> users will have that removed in no time at all.
>

> It's hilarious to see the Windolts frothing at the mouth, denouncing a
> harmless (and actually kind of neat) feature.
>
> "Fucking stupid" "Waste of time" I think it's obvious that they really
> think it['s kind of cool, or they wouldn't be so pissed-off about it. LOL

He's the Perry "Rhodan" (I found yet another one!) of COLA trolls.

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High Plains Thumper

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Sep 12, 2007, 10:21:32 AM9/12/07
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Roy Schestowitz wrote:
> Anonymous on Wednesday:

>> Erik Funkenbusch wrote:
>>> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>>>
>>>> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the
>>>> default Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to
>>>> play immediately, but only as long as I hovered the
>>>> mouse over top the file icon.
>>>>
>>>> Neat!
>>>
>>> You think that's a good thing? So just because I move my
>>> mouse, a song starts to play? How annoying. Yes, i'm
>>> sure it can be turned off, but still... what a fucking
>>> stupid idea.
>>
>> Awwwwww.... Poor jealous little Wintard.
>>
>> *snicker*
>
> FS fragmentation -- You think that's a good thing? So just
> because I save files, a hard drive is torn to piece? How
> annoying. Yes, i'm sure it CAN'T be turned off, but still...
> what a fucking stupid idea.

Oh yeah, about as stupid has Erik's Vista test on a 500 MHz PC
with 256 MB RAM.

http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/
043a1386c0c4daeb

or http://tinyurl.com/372cu8

Vista used 69% of the RAM leaving 79 MB for applications. With
that amount of RAM he'll be able to run top notch applications
such as Notepad, perhaps Wordpad (MS Write) on a light file, may
be even Solitaire.

That wasn't stupid, it was moronic.

Beryl runs fine in 256 MB memory.

--
HPT

Singer

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Sep 12, 2007, 10:41:25 AM9/12/07
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Roy Schestowitz <newsg...@schestowitz.com> wrote in
news:1218062.m...@schestowitz.com:

You look silly Roy trying to discredit them without offering an
explanation of the tests they ran.

So are they valid or not? (I have no idea).
If not, why don't you refute the data instead of attacking the messenger?


Singer

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Sep 12, 2007, 10:44:44 AM9/12/07
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Tim Smith <reply_i...@mouse-potato.com> wrote in
news:reply_in_group-B56...@news.supernews.com:

Facts seem to scare Roy for some reason.
He runs from them like a chicken from a fox.


Singer

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Sep 12, 2007, 10:53:01 AM9/12/07
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High Plains Thumper <highplai...@invalid.invalid> wrote in
news:46e7f2d1$0$31119$6e1e...@read.cnntp.org:

> Singer wrote:
>>> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>>>
>>>> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the
>>>> default Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play
>>>> immediately, but only as long as I hovered the mouse over
>>>> top the file icon.
>>>>
>>>> Neat!
>
> <SNIP>
>
>> They should have spent the time improving the speed and looks
>> of Nautilis instead of adding more toys. Dog slow and butt
>> ugly.
>
> Yep, yep, yep .... I guess you are right there. It runs as fast
> on my Dell 850 MHz 512 MB RAM laptop in Ubuntu as Windows XP

Sure it does.
Why?
Because a Linux zealot says so that's why!
Amazing.

Peter Köhlmann

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Sep 12, 2007, 11:00:26 AM9/12/07
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Linonut wrote:

Unfair. "Perry Rhodan" is just the main character of worlds largest Sci-Fi
series. Not fair comparing him to our resident "true linux advocate"
--
Microsoft: which revised Eula do you want to accept today?

Peter Köhlmann

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Sep 12, 2007, 11:09:36 AM9/12/07
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Tim Smith wrote:

> In article <1218062.m...@schestowitz.com>,
> Roy Schestowitz <newsg...@schestowitz.com> wrote:
>> > There again goes Hadron Quarks claim of "easy to allocate a
>> > non-fragmented swap file". Which would be quite a bit larger than
>> > 256meg
>>
>> What else would you expect from Tim "filesystem expert", "weekly stats
>> analyst", "Funkenbush protege" Smith?
>
> It doesn't take a filesystem expert to figure out that you were wrong
> about Linux filesystems. It just takes using the "filefrag" command.
>
> Or it just takes paying attention. Peter has pointed out many times
> that fragmentation is a problem when you try to create large files.

No, fragmentation is not a "problem", since linux does not suffer from it
It *is* a problem when creating swap files

> This is why, if you are going to use a swap file, you should create it
> soon after the filesystem is created, if you want it to be contiguous.

Even then, it /can/ be difficult, as the fs has already had several
write/read/delete cycles during install
I have always maintained that swapfiles are fine to add *temporarily* swap
space. They still have disadvantages to swap partitions.
You can't "Suspend to RAM" in swap files for example (although maybe this
has changed meanwhile. Linux evolves much faster than windows)

> If you are going to advocate Linux, maybe you should put a little effort
> into learning more about it?
>

Heed your own advice, Tim Hadron
--
Tact, n.:
The unsaid part of what you're thinking.

Erik Funkenbusch

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Sep 12, 2007, 12:32:27 PM9/12/07
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:09:36 +0200, Peter Köhlmann wrote:

> No, fragmentation is not a "problem", since linux does not suffer from it
> It *is* a problem when creating swap files

No, it's not. At least, not if your cluster size is a multiple of the
memory page size, which is the default in Windows.

Swap files are random access. They are not read sequentially. There is no
guarantee that any two blocks in memory will be stored sequentially in a
page file, which means head seeking regardless.

The only problem with a fragmented swap file is if the file is fragmented
mid-page. That won't happen with a cluster size that's a multiple of the
page size.

Erik Funkenbusch

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Sep 12, 2007, 12:43:05 PM9/12/07
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:15:49 +0200, Johan Lindquist wrote:

> So anyway, it was like, 02:28 CEST Sep 12 2007, you know? Oh, and, yeah,
> Erik Funkenbusch was all like, "Dude,
>> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:04:41 +0900, High Plains Thumper wrote:
>
>>> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the default
>>> Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play immediately, but
>>> only as long as I hovered the mouse over top the file icon.
>>>
>>> Neat!
>>
>> You think that's a good thing? So just because I move my mouse, a
>> song starts to play? How annoying. Yes, i'm sure it can be turned
>> off, but still... what a fucking stupid idea.
>
> Don't worry, I'm sure you'll just love it (and promptly forget what a
> fucking stupid idea it seemed before) once it's available for whatever
> version of ms windows that happens to be the latest craze at that
> time.

You're sure, eh?

There is only one case I can think of where i've changed my mind about a
feature, and that's popup blockers. My position on that changed because
popups themselves became almost useless for real advertising. Thus, the
only purpose for unrequested popups is malicious or fraudulent.

I have not changed my stance on Virtual Desktops, despite Microsoft
offering VD powertoys. I haven't changed my opinion on tabbed browsing,
despite IE7 offering it. I haven't changed my opinion virtually anything.

So why would you say something like that?

It is a stupid idea no matter who does it. You should not have music
playing unintentionally, and that's precisely what can happen there. It's
as bad as websites that embed sound in them.

Peter Köhlmann

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Erik Funkenbusch wrote:

> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:09:36 +0200, Peter Köhlmann wrote:
>
>> No, fragmentation is not a "problem", since linux does not suffer from it
>> It *is* a problem when creating swap files
>
> No, it's not. At least, not if your cluster size is a multiple of the
> memory page size, which is the default in Windows.
>
> Swap files are random access. They are not read sequentially. There is
> no guarantee that any two blocks in memory will be stored sequentially in
> a page file, which means head seeking regardless.

Maybe, Erik. And maybe not. There is a /small/ overhead incurred nonetheless
*if* more than one contiguous page is written/read back
Face it: A swap file is *at* *best* as fast as a swap partition

> The only problem with a fragmented swap file is if the file is fragmented
> mid-page. That won't happen with a cluster size that's a multiple of the
> page size.

That is *not* the only problem with swapfiles. But naturally you managed
again to snip another example I gave
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The Ghost In The Machine

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Sep 12, 2007, 2:47:53 PM9/12/07
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In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Peter Köhlmann
<peter.k...@t-online.de>
wrote
on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:09:36 +0200
<fc8vfe$79f$03$2...@news.t-online.com>:

> Tim Smith wrote:
>
>> In article <1218062.m...@schestowitz.com>,
>> Roy Schestowitz <newsg...@schestowitz.com> wrote:
>>> > There again goes Hadron Quarks claim of "easy to allocate a
>>> > non-fragmented swap file". Which would be quite a bit larger than
>>> > 256meg
>>>
>>> What else would you expect from Tim "filesystem expert", "weekly stats
>>> analyst", "Funkenbush protege" Smith?
>>
>> It doesn't take a filesystem expert to figure out that you were wrong
>> about Linux filesystems. It just takes using the "filefrag" command.
>>
>> Or it just takes paying attention. Peter has pointed out many times
>> that fragmentation is a problem when you try to create large files.
>
> No, fragmentation is not a "problem", since linux does not suffer from it
> It *is* a problem when creating swap files

There are several issues here.

[1] Fragmentation of an individual file. This is not a
problem if the file is always in memory, and may not be
that big of a problem even if it's not, as long as the
file is on one cylinder (no head seeks). A big file may
have to be fragmented if there are indirect pointer
blocks; ideally these would be placed in just the right
area as the kernel is reading the file sequentially to get
the next set of blocks.

[2] Directory clustering. The general idea is that files
in a directory have all of their blocks relatively close
together, ideally on the same cylinder. I'd have to
check head specifications but AFAIK track-to-track isn't
all that different whether one's seeking from track 1 to
track 2 or track 1 to track 1000 nowadays. However, I
could be wrong.

[3] Access order. Even in a perfectly defragmented
filesystem, if the files are accessed in the wrong order
one can get a lot more head movement than one should.

[4] Editing. Files in a perfectly defragmented filesystem
may not be able to extend, causing fragmentation.

I would think that a fragmented swap file in Linux isn't
really a problem (apart from slowing things down); however,
I can't really give the same assurances about Windows'
swapfile.

It is also not clear to me how journaling plays into all this.

[rest snipped]

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[H]omer

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Verily I say unto thee, that Linonut spake thusly:

Actually ... they did:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Windows_2000_Explorer.png

Microsoft have all the best "fucking stupid ideas".

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[H]omer

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Sep 12, 2007, 2:51:39 PM9/12/07
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Verily I say unto thee, that Peter Köhlmann spake thusly:

> Hadron wrote:
>> High Plains Thumper <highplai...@invalid.invalid> writes:

>>> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the default
>>> Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play immediately,
>>> but only as long as I hovered the mouse over top the file icon.
>>
>> Sheesh. What a disgustingly geeky idea

Tell Microsoft; they thought of it first:

"Sound and video files could be played right within the preview pane of
Windows 2000 Explorer with its built-in media player."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Explorer

IIRC WinME (or possibly betas of 2K) didn't even have play controls in
the preview, it worked in exactly the same way as Nautilus. Unlike WinME
and Win2K, however, Nautilus doesn't encounter "locked-file" error
conditions when trying to subsequently delete those files - something
that turned out to be a major pain in the neck at the time. Microsoft's
"solution" was to abandon the idea, rather than try to fix it. Well
there's only so much the MS toner-monkeys can do, after all.

> And no, lots of people would *enable* it. Since it does not hinder
> normal use at all. You actually have to hover over that file-icon to
> let playback start. Just as you have to to see an enlarged picture of
> the preview. Or of the image. Or the video file

Yes, as usual the GNU/Linux implementation /works/, but the Microsoft
attempt is an abysmal failure. If Hardon Quirk is going to spend all his
"Linux advocate" karma points on criticising Linux and praising Windows,
then maybe he aught to do some research first, since he seems woefully
ignorant of /both/ systems.

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Linonut

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Sep 12, 2007, 4:12:08 PM9/12/07
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After takin' a swig o' grog, Erik Funkenbusch belched out this bit o' wisdom:

> There is only one case I can think of where i've changed my mind about a


> feature, and that's popup blockers. My position on that changed because
> popups themselves became almost useless for real advertising. Thus, the
> only purpose for unrequested popups is malicious or fraudulent.
>
> I have not changed my stance on Virtual Desktops, despite Microsoft
> offering VD powertoys. I haven't changed my opinion on tabbed browsing,
> despite IE7 offering it. I haven't changed my opinion virtually anything.
>
> So why would you say something like that?
>
> It is a stupid idea no matter who does it. You should not have music
> playing unintentionally, and that's precisely what can happen there. It's
> as bad as websites that embed sound in them.

While I don't really care about the feature, it would be a very nice
thing for perusing a directory full of unfamiliar music.

Here's the things I really miss when on a Windows box:

o A good commandline (or at least a powerful and familiar one).

o Virtual desktops

o Tabbed consoles

o Sloppy focus (focus follows mouse)

o Auto-raise

o Theming and choice in desktop/window managers

o GNU developer tools and third-party apps like valgrind

You can get these things on a Windows box, but they're not there by
default, and after you spend the time to track 'em down and install
them, you find that they run in a krufty (slow, sometimes erratic)
manner.

--
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Erik Funkenbusch

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Sep 12, 2007, 4:33:09 PM9/12/07
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:56:10 +0100, [H]omer wrote:

> Verily I say unto thee, that Linonut spake thusly:
>> After takin' a swig o' grog, Erik Funkenbusch belched out this bit o'
>> wisdom:
>>> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:04:41 +0900, High Plains Thumper wrote:
>
>>>> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the default
>>>> Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play immediately,
>>>> but only as long as I hovered the mouse over top the file icon.
>>>>
>>>> Neat!
>>>
>>> You think that's a good thing? So just because I move my mouse, a
>>> song starts to play? How annoying. Yes, i'm sure it can be turned
>>> off, but still... what a fucking stupid idea.
>>
>> What a stupid complaint. If Microsoft "innovated" that, you'd be all
>> over it, drooling and cooing.
>
> Actually ... they did:
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Windows_2000_Explorer.png
>
> Microsoft have all the best "fucking stupid ideas".

No, they didn't. That allows you to play a media file from explorer, by
clicking start. It doesn't automatically play just because you happen to
let you mouse pointer land on top of a file.

Erik Funkenbusch

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Sep 12, 2007, 4:37:19 PM9/12/07
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:12:08 GMT, Linonut wrote:

> Here's the things I really miss when on a Windows box:
>
> o A good commandline (or at least a powerful and familiar one).

PowerShell is very power, though obviously not likely to be familiar to
you. There's various implementations of bash, tcsh, etc.. and there's
always cygwin.

> o Virtual desktops

Dozens, if not hundreds of solutions out there for that. Some free, some
not.

> o Tabbed consoles

Powershell, again.

> o Sloppy focus (focus follows mouse)

Actually, that's built-in, you just have to turn it on. But it's annoying
as hell.

> o Auto-raise

Not sure what you're referring to here.

> o Theming and choice in desktop/window managers

XP has had various theming for years, there's entire sites devoted to it.

> o GNU developer tools and third-party apps like valgrind

So install the Win32 versions, or the Cygwin versions.

> You can get these things on a Windows box, but they're not there by
> default, and after you spend the time to track 'em down and install
> them, you find that they run in a krufty (slow, sometimes erratic)
> manner.

Uhh.. no.

Peter Köhlmann

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Sep 12, 2007, 4:45:25 PM9/12/07
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Erik Funkenbusch wrote:

Oh, how bad. Now they have to innovate that feature.
It will be done in typical MS way, naturally. Incompetent
--
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High Plains Thumper

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Sep 12, 2007, 5:08:31 PM9/12/07
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Singer wrote:
> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>> Singer wrote:
>>>> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the
>>>>> default Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to
>>>>> play immediately, but only as long as I hovered the
>>>>> mouse over top the file icon.
>>>>>
>>>>> Neat!
>>
>> <SNIP>
>>
>>> They should have spent the time improving the speed and
>>> looks of Nautilis instead of adding more toys. Dog slow
>>> and butt ugly.
>>
>> Yep, yep, yep .... I guess you are right there. It runs as
>> fast on my Dell 850 MHz 512 MB RAM laptop in Ubuntu as
>> Windows XP <UNSNIP> Explorer does on my 3 GHz 1 GB RAM
>> desktop. Both Intel BTW.
>
> Sure it does. Why? Because a Linux zealot says so that's why!
> Amazing.

Oh, I see. I bring up a point; you selectively snip and without
further discussion, counter that I am a zealot; how troll of you.

http://www.faqs.org/faqs/linux/advocacy/faq-and-primer/

(First 9 points are un-numbered, number added for clarity.)

[selective quotes]
7.6 Trespasser Disinformation Tactics

This is a list of the disinformation tactics that the that
the anti-Linux propagandists who post in COLA have been using.
All of these tactics have been used in COLA by the anti-Linux
propagandists against the Linux advocates and the rest of the
COLA readership to further the cause of the anti-Linux
propagandists. This list has been worded as though you are one of
them, so that you can better see through their eyes how they think.

3. Put your opponent off guard by insulting him. The liberal use
of profanity and vulgarisms can be very effective, particularly
when used against you more dignified opponents. Your experience
as a school yard bully can be handy here.

18. Don't discuss evidence counter to your position. Avoid
examining or discussing evidence counter to your position. This
is especially effective when combined with 3.2.8, Dancing Fool,
wherein you change your position with every post.
[/selective quotes]

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Singer

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Sep 12, 2007, 5:48:04 PM9/12/07
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High Plains Thumper <highplai...@invalid.invalid> wrote in
news:46e8557d$0$31119$6e1e...@read.cnntp.org:


Yep, you're a Linux zealot for sure.
Thanks for proving my point.

You might wish to look here:

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.11.26.101258.24.html

BTW you should use some of that bogus FAQ when you know who posts dozens
of Microsoft hate messages.
They sure look off topic to me.

Additionally, why do you nymshift?


Quantum Leaper

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Sep 12, 2007, 5:55:11 PM9/12/07
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"Erik Funkenbusch" <er...@despam-funkenbusch.com> wrote in message
news:15jsbeqmsdwx4$.dlg@funkenbusch.com...

> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:12:08 GMT, Linonut wrote:
>
> > o Sloppy focus (focus follows mouse)
>
> Actually, that's built-in, you just have to turn it on. But it's annoying
> as hell.
>
I agree with you on that, it can be a pain when you bump the mouse, which
I do quite a bit.

> > o Auto-raise
>
Its the same thing in Windows but you have to turn it on with a program like
TweakUI (its under Mouse). I never liked it Linux or Windows. I think its
even called 'X-Mouse Auto raise' or something like that.


Roy Schestowitz

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____/ High Plains Thumper on Wednesday 12 September 2007 15:21 : \____

I'm running KDE 3.4 at home on just 256 MB of RAM. Been fine for over 2 years
now.

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Tattoo Vampire

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Sep 13, 2007, 2:11:40 AM9/13/07
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Hadron wrote:

> Sheesh. What a disgustingly geeky idea and total waste of time. 99% of
> users will have that removed in no time at all.

How do you know this?

Tattoo Vampire

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Sep 13, 2007, 2:13:40 AM9/13/07
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Erik Funkenbusch wrote:

> You think that's a good thing?  So just because I move my mouse, a song
> starts to play?  How annoying.  Yes, i'm sure it can be turned off, but
> still... what a fucking stupid idea.

Hadron, is that you?

You guys all sound alike.

Peter Köhlmann

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Tattoo Vampire wrote:

He is the "true linux advocate". He finds everything disgusting what exists
in linux and has no windows counterpart
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Peter Köhlmann

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Tattoo Vampire wrote:

Since MS hasn't yet innovated this idea, it has to be a stupid one
--
The Day Microsoft makes something that does not suck is probably
the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

Johan Lindquist

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Sep 13, 2007, 5:01:08 AM9/13/07
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So anyway, it was like, 18:43 CEST Sep 12 2007, you know? Oh, and, yeah,

Erik Funkenbusch was all like, "Dude,
> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:15:49 +0200, Johan Lindquist wrote:
>> So anyway, it was like, 02:28 CEST Sep 12 2007, you know? Oh, and, yeah,
>> Erik Funkenbusch was all like, "Dude,
>>> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:04:41 +0900, High Plains Thumper wrote:

>>>> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the default
>>>> Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play immediately,
>>>> but only as long as I hovered the mouse over top the file icon.
>>>>
>>>> Neat!
>>>
>>> You think that's a good thing? So just because I move my mouse, a
>>> song starts to play? How annoying. Yes, i'm sure it can be turned
>>> off, but still... what a fucking stupid idea.
>>
>> Don't worry, I'm sure you'll just love it (and promptly forget what
>> a fucking stupid idea it seemed before) once it's available for
>> whatever version of ms windows that happens to be the latest craze
>> at that time.
>
> You're sure, eh?

Fairly sure.

> There is only one case I can think of where i've changed my mind

> about a feature, and that's popup blockers. [..]

I can help you remember another one, if you like.

> I have not changed my stance on Virtual Desktops, despite Microsoft
> offering VD powertoys.

If you say so. I could go looking, but since I already recall another
time, let's go with that one instead.

> I haven't changed my opinion on tabbed browsing, despite IE7
> offering it.

Right. Except for that one time when you realised you started to like
them. Maybe that's outside of your definition of "opinion" though, one
can actually never be sure about these things when it comes to you.
Perhaps it's a "lost in translation" thing.

<http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/934bdb408ae0356b>

There's about five or six paragraphs where you applaud this nifty
feature called "tabbed browsing" that IE7 has, that's apparently much
better than the firefox variant, even though the things you like about
it in IE7 can be configured in firefox as well. Maybe you just couldn't
be arsed to explore the feature before IE7 had it, who knows?

> I haven't changed my opinion virtually anything. So why would you
> say something like that?

Let's just call it a hunch, mkay?

[..]

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William Poaster

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It was on, or about, Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:57:43 +0200, that as I was

halfway through a large jam doughnut, Peter Köhlmann wrote:

> Tattoo Vampire wrote:
>
>> Hadron wrote:
>>
>>> Sheesh. What a disgustingly geeky idea and total waste of time. 99% of
>>> users will have that removed in no time at all.
>>
>> How do you know this?
>
> He is the "true linux advocate". He finds everything disgusting what
> exists in linux and has no windows counterpart

Ah, but just wait till M$ finds how to do it, then he'll claim it's an
"innovashun"!

--
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(Windows)98? - Hadron aka Hadron Quark, Hans Schneider, & Damian O'Leary
comp.os.linux.advocacy - Thu, 16 Aug 2007
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William Poaster

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It was on, or about, Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:13:40 -0400, that as I was

They went to the same Redmond school. ;-)

Peter Köhlmann

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William Poaster wrote:

> It was on, or about, Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:57:43 +0200, that as I was
> halfway through a large jam doughnut, Peter Köhlmann wrote:
>
>> Tattoo Vampire wrote:
>>
>>> Hadron wrote:
>>>
>>>> Sheesh. What a disgustingly geeky idea and total waste of time. 99% of
>>>> users will have that removed in no time at all.
>>>
>>> How do you know this?
>>
>> He is the "true linux advocate". He finds everything disgusting what
>> exists in linux and has no windows counterpart
>
> Ah, but just wait till M$ finds how to do it, then he'll claim it's an
> "innovashun"!
>

You think that he is in reality Erik F?
--
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a trail of destruction behind it.

Peter Köhlmann

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Sep 13, 2007, 8:50:31 AM9/13/07
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William Poaster wrote:

> It was on, or about, Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:13:40 -0400, that as I was
> halfway through a large jam doughnut, Tattoo Vampire wrote:
>
>> Erik Funkenbusch wrote:
>>
>>> You think that's a good thing?  So just because I move my mouse, a song
>>> starts to play?  How annoying.  Yes, i'm sure it can be turned off, but
>>> still... what a fucking stupid idea.
>>
>> Hadron, is that you?
>>
>> You guys all sound alike.
>
> They went to the same Redmond school. ;-)
>

Erik handed out the FUD-manual. They all have the same edition
--
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secure, but there's no such thing.  A vulnerability is a vulnerability, and
even one makes you just as insecure as anyone else.  Security is a binary
condition, either you are or you aren't. - Funkenbusch 1 Oct 2006

Hadron

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Nomen Nescio <nob...@dizum.com> writes:

> Tim Smith wrote:
>
>> In article <1218062.m...@schestowitz.com>,
>> Roy Schestowitz <newsg...@schestowitz.com> wrote:
>> > > There again goes Hadron Quarks claim of "easy to allocate a
>> > > non-fragmented swap file". Which would be quite a bit larger than
>> > > 256meg
>> >
>> > What else would you expect from Tim "filesystem expert", "weekly
>> > stats analyst", "Funkenbush protege" Smith?
>>
>> It doesn't take a filesystem expert to figure out that you were wrong
>> about Linux filesystems. It just takes using the "filefrag" command.
>>
>> Or it just takes paying attention. Peter has pointed out many times
>> that fragmentation is a problem when you try to create large files.
>

> No, dummy, file fragmentation isn't a problem when creating large files,
> small files, huge files, or any other type of files. Period.

How stupid can you be? Re-read. Think. Then reply.

Hadron

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Tattoo Vampire <sit...@this.computer> writes:

I have a crystal ball.

Peter Köhlmann

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Sep 13, 2007, 9:30:18 AM9/13/07
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Hadron wrote:

Well, "true linux advocate", "kernel hacker", "emacs user", "swapfile
expert", "X specialist", "CUPS guru", "USB-disk server admin", "newsreader
magician" and "hardware maven" Hadron Quark, aka Hans Schneider, aka Damian
O'Leary, please enlighten us where it poses a problem in linux.

Except for swapfiles, although according to you those can't be allocated
non-contiguous

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Friedrich Schiller

High Plains Thumper

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Sep 13, 2007, 9:34:29 AM9/13/07
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Peter Köhlmann wrote:

> William Poaster wrote:
>> Tattoo Vampire wrote:
>>> Erik Funkenbusch wrote:
>>>
>>>> You think that's a good thing? So just because I move
>>>> my mouse, a song starts to play? How annoying. Yes,
>>>> i'm sure it can be turned off, but still... what a
>>>> fucking stupid idea.
>>>
>>> Hadron, is that you?
>>>
>>> You guys all sound alike.
>>
>> They went to the same Redmond school. ;-)
>
> Erik handed out the FUD-manual. They all have the same edition

Spelled O-O-X-M-L ?

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DFS

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Sep 13, 2007, 10:10:51 AM9/13/07
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High Plains Thumper wrote:
> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the default
> Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play immediately,
> but only as long as I hovered the mouse over top the file icon.
>
> Neat!
>
> At this point without further research, I cannot tell you whether
> this is a Ubuntu default or as a result of one of the players I
> installed.
>
> Linux simply amazes me, how that it does things better than the
> Microsoft operating system.

uh oh. Now Linux is not just the kernel?!

> No doubt I may get trollish replies, as this is the habit here in
> COLA.

Especially since cola "advocates" are the single biggest pack of technical
liars on the Internet/Usenet.

> Usually these responses result in refuting / disputing /
> imputing / ad nauseum.

Oh, I don't doubt hovering your mouse started the .mp3 playing. As a
Windows user, I have to do a lot more work, and dbl-click the file or
right-click and choose which app to use to play it. When it does start
playing, it sounds great - especially if you have a new Creative X-Fi sound
card. You can run the latest sound hardware, can't you?

> In line with the controlled world-wide media, which seeks to
> alter the truth to form opinion rather than the reader form it;

Thankfully a few cola gods know the real truth about everything.

> are these trollish taunts a part of a conspiracy? You be the
> judge. All I can say is that in using Linux for the past decade,
> it has beat the socks off Microsoft hands down.

Linux/OSS on the desktop was basically a joke from 1991 to 2002 or so.
Lately it's improving as a usable desktop system, but it's nowhere close to
beating MS/commercial systems. And I'll be shocked if it ever does.

> The stability and maturity of the desktop far
> exceed the so-called market leader.

Empirically, the apps on Linux are *inferior* to MS/commercial apps.

> The IT community is ready for Linux.

But the world isn't. And the more Linux-migration horror stories we see
(like Munich Germany: more expensive than the MS proposal, and 4 years later
they have just 1000 desktops migrated, and they still have to rely on
Windows), the

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In comp.os.linux.advocacy, High Plains Thumper
<highplai...@invalid.invalid>
wrote
on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:34:29 +0900
<46e93c92$0$31122$6e1e...@read.cnntp.org>:

This must be the answer to the question "My bologna has a third name"...
:-)

Or was that "baloney"?

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On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:01:08 +0200, Johan Lindquist wrote:

>> I haven't changed my opinion on tabbed browsing, despite IE7
>> offering it.
>
> Right. Except for that one time when you realised you started to like
> them. Maybe that's outside of your definition of "opinion" though, one
> can actually never be sure about these things when it comes to you.
> Perhaps it's a "lost in translation" thing.
>
> <http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/934bdb408ae0356b>

I said "a bit", and I still find, after almost a year of using IE7 that I
still don't use tabs, because of the problems I have with the violation of
the UI guidelines.

I still like many of the other features of IE7, just not tabbed browsing
all that much.

> There's about five or six paragraphs where you applaud this nifty
> feature called "tabbed browsing" that IE7 has, that's apparently much
> better than the firefox variant, even though the things you like about
> it in IE7 can be configured in firefox as well. Maybe you just couldn't
> be arsed to explore the feature before IE7 had it, who knows?

Again, I said I liked it better in IE7 than I did in FF. And no, you can't
configure FF to act like IE7. You can't make FF, for instance, require
that you click on a tab first before it activates the close X, which means
it's entirely too easy to close a tab while you're trying to activate it.
And you still can't put a new tab button in the tab area.

Regardless, I just don't like tabs that much.

>> I haven't changed my opinion virtually anything. So why would you
>> say something like that?
>
> Let's just call it a hunch, mkay?

Whatever.

Anonymous Sender

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Hadron wrote:

Re-read it yourself, until your eyes callous over if you care to. It
still won't change the fact that fragmentation is not a problem in any
way, shape, or form. Period. Sorry about your luck and all dummy, but
welcome to reality.


Jim Richardson

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On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:27:56 -0500,
Erik Funkenbusch <er...@despam-funkenbusch.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:01:08 +0200, Johan Lindquist wrote:
>
>>> I haven't changed my opinion on tabbed browsing, despite IE7
>>> offering it.
>>
>> Right. Except for that one time when you realised you started to like
>> them. Maybe that's outside of your definition of "opinion" though, one
>> can actually never be sure about these things when it comes to you.
>> Perhaps it's a "lost in translation" thing.
>>
>> <http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/934bdb408ae0356b>
>
> I said "a bit", and I still find, after almost a year of using IE7 that I
> still don't use tabs, because of the problems I have with the violation of
> the UI guidelines.
>
> I still like many of the other features of IE7, just not tabbed browsing
> all that much.
>
>> There's about five or six paragraphs where you applaud this nifty
>> feature called "tabbed browsing" that IE7 has, that's apparently much
>> better than the firefox variant, even though the things you like about
>> it in IE7 can be configured in firefox as well. Maybe you just couldn't
>> be arsed to explore the feature before IE7 had it, who knows?
>
> Again, I said I liked it better in IE7 than I did in FF. And no, you can't
> configure FF to act like IE7. You can't make FF, for instance, require
> that you click on a tab first before it activates the close X, which means

Yes, you can. It may even be the default, dunno, it's how my FF is set
up here and at home.

> it's entirely too easy to close a tab while you're trying to activate it.
> And you still can't put a new tab button in the tab area.
>

yes you can, ctrl-t

> Regardless, I just don't like tabs that much.
>
>>> I haven't changed my opinion virtually anything. So why would you
>>> say something like that?
>>
>> Let's just call it a hunch, mkay?
>
> Whatever.

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The Ghost In The Machine wrote:
> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>> Peter Köhlmann wrote:
>>> William Poaster wrote:
>>>> Tattoo Vampire wrote:
>>>>> Erik Funkenbusch wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> You think that's a good thing? So just because I
>>>>>> move my mouse, a song starts to play? How annoying.
>>>>>> Yes, i'm sure it can be turned off, but still...
>>>>>> what a fucking stupid idea.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hadron, is that you?
>>>>>
>>>>> You guys all sound alike.
>>>>
>>>> They went to the same Redmond school. ;-)
>>>
>>> Erik handed out the FUD-manual. They all have the same
>>> edition
>>
>> Spelled O-O-X-M-L ?
>
> This must be the answer to the question "My bologna has a
> third name"... :-)
>
> Or was that "baloney"?

Specification that requires 6,000 pages to explain functionality
just has to be that.

Office Open XML Part 4 - Markup Language Reference:

[quote]
Annex B. Schemas – RELAX NG

This clause is informative.

This Office Open XML specification includes a family of schemas
defined using the RELAX NG syntax. The definitions of these
schemas reside in an accompanying file named
OfficeOpenXML-RELAXNG.zip, which is distributed in electronic
form only.

If discrepancies exist between the RELAX NG version of a schema
and its corresponding XML Schema, the XML Schema is the
definitive version.

End of informative text.
[/quote]

There is nothing relaxing about the specification.

Take this baloney for example:

http://ooxmlhoaxes.blogspot.com/2007/02/
ooxml-hoax-1-spec-is-too-long.html

or

http://tinyurl.com/2laq3x

[quote]
Also the ODF spec isn't really 8800 pages to implement is it:
Here in the bottom of this article by Miquel de Icaza
http://http//tirania.org/blog/archive/2007/Jan-30.html it
suggests, with reusing several w3c standards and with OOXML using
a bigger line spacing in the specs, that implementing ODF specs
would cost almost the same amount of actual specification to be
implemented as OOXML.
[/quote]

Incidentally, clicking on link:

http://http//tirania.org/blog/archive/2007/Jan-30.html

yields, "Server not found
Firefox can't find the server at http."

I took all of the specification documents (6,036 pages) excluding
the zipped def. files and came up with the following:

http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/
1d62880edb8a2c5a

or

http://tinyurl.com/2ujfp3

[quote]
Normalising OOXML to ODF:

6,036 Pages x (264.06 : 309.28) = 5,153 Pages.
[/quote]

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High Plains Thumper

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DFS wrote:
> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>
>> Just now I hovered the mouse over an MP3 icon in the default
>> Nautilus 2.18.1 file viewer. File started to play
>> immediately, but only as long as I hovered the mouse over
>> top the file icon.
>>
>> Neat!
>>
>> At this point without further research, I cannot tell you
>> whether this is a Ubuntu default or as a result of one of
>> the players I installed.
>>
>> Linux simply amazes me, how that it does things better than
>> the Microsoft operating system.
>
> uh oh. Now Linux is not just the kernel?!

It's the environment, asshole.

>> No doubt I may get trollish replies, as this is the habit
>> here in COLA.
>
> Especially since cola "advocates" are the single biggest pack
> of technical liars on the Internet/Usenet.

Bingo! I told the truth, why do you call it a lie?

>> Usually these responses result in refuting / disputing /
>> imputing / ad nauseum.
>
> Oh, I don't doubt hovering your mouse started the .mp3
> playing. As a Windows user, I have to do a lot more work, and
> dbl-click the file or right-click and choose which app to use
> to play it. When it does start playing, it sounds great -
> especially if you have a new Creative X-Fi sound card. You
> can run the latest sound hardware, can't you?

What does bringing up a hardware detail by a purposely controlled
monopoly have to do with previewing MP3's?

>> In line with the controlled world-wide media, which seeks to
>> alter the truth to form opinion rather than the reader form
>> it;
>
> Thankfully a few cola gods know the real truth about
> everything.

Oh, so my bringing up MP3 preview capability now makes me a god?

>> are these trollish taunts a part of a conspiracy? You be
>> the judge. All I can say is that in using Linux for the
>> past decade, it has beat the socks off Microsoft hands down.
>>
>
> Linux/OSS on the desktop was basically a joke from 1991 to
> 2002 or so. Lately it's improving as a usable desktop system,
> but it's nowhere close to beating MS/commercial systems. And
> I'll be shocked if it ever does.

Even a decade ago, the Unix engineering workstation quality of
the KDE and Gnome desktops with multiple desktops beat Windows
hands down. You do engineering, don't you? Oh, you have no
Unix experience on engineering workstations 20 years ago? Oh,
the agony, the shock, the horror!!!!

>> The stability and maturity of the desktop far exceed the
>> so-called market leader.
>
> Empirically, the apps on Linux are *inferior* to MS/commercial
> apps.

Example? Oh yeah, I forgot, MS Notepad, Write (Wordpad) are all
quality apps bundled with Windows.

>> The IT community is ready for Linux.
>
> But the world isn't. And the more Linux-migration horror
> stories we see (like Munich Germany: more expensive than the
> MS proposal, and 4 years later they have just 1000 desktops
> migrated, and they still have to rely on Windows), the

Oh, so you ran out of breath. For a moment there I was starting
to float from all the hot air you were spewing.

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DFS

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High Plains Thumper wrote:
> DFS wrote:

>> Oh, I don't doubt hovering your mouse started the .mp3
>> playing. As a Windows user, I have to do a lot more work, and
>> dbl-click the file or right-click and choose which app to use
>> to play it. When it does start playing, it sounds great -
>> especially if you have a new Creative X-Fi sound card. You
>> can run the latest sound hardware, can't you?
>
> What does bringing up a hardware detail by a purposely controlled
> monopoly have to do with previewing MP3's?

You can bet the moment some OSS wack reverse engineers an X-Fi driver we'll
never hear the end of it. Until then... pop crackle hiss.


>>> In line with the controlled world-wide media, which seeks to
>>> alter the truth to form opinion rather than the reader form
>>> it;
>>
>> Thankfully a few cola gods know the real truth about
>> everything.
>
> Oh, so my bringing up MP3 preview capability now makes me a god?

No, it's the way you cola "advocates" know the real truth about everything -
the media, operating systems, how to run Microsoft - that makes you gods.


> ...the Unix engineering workstation quality

You should use this phrase in every one of your posts... wait, you already
do.


>>> The IT community is ready for Linux.
>>
>> But the world isn't. And the more Linux-migration horror
>> stories we see (like Munich Germany: more expensive than the
>> MS proposal, and 4 years later they have just 1000 desktops
>> migrated, and they still have to rely on Windows), the
>
> Oh, so you ran out of breath. For a moment there I was starting
> to float from all the hot air you were spewing.

That Munich Linux migration story is very instructive re: the sheer pain of
Linux.

Erik Funkenbusch

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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 05:29:58 +0900, High Plains Thumper wrote:

>> Or was that "baloney"?
>
> Specification that requires 6,000 pages to explain functionality
> just has to be that.

I notice you're not including the page counts for the external
specifications that are necessary to implement ODF, such as SVG.

To implement ODF, you would have to read and understand all the
supplementary specifications as well. You're also not including the fact
that ODF 1.2 is likely going to be over 1000 pages.

The argument that OOXML is too long to understand, but ODF isn't has to
include everything necessary to implement ODF, not just the base
specification, otherwise you're simply not comparing apples to apples.

> This Office Open XML specification includes a family of schemas
> defined using the RELAX NG syntax.

...

> There is nothing relaxing about the specification.

I'm not sure what your point in including this was. RELAX NG is actually
an OASIS standard.

> Also the ODF spec isn't really 8800 pages to implement is it:
> Here in the bottom of this article by Miquel de Icaza
> http://http//tirania.org/blog/archive/2007/Jan-30.html it
> suggests, with reusing several w3c standards and with OOXML using
> a bigger line spacing in the specs, that implementing ODF specs
> would cost almost the same amount of actual specification to be
> implemented as OOXML.
> [/quote]
>
> Incidentally, clicking on link:
>
> http://http//tirania.org/blog/archive/2007/Jan-30.html

Look at the URL.. look closely. You can figure it out, i know you can.

From the link above:

Size of ODF with external specifications included.

ODF 722 pages
SVG 719
MathML 665
XForms 152 (converted from html using winword, ymmv)
XLink 36 (converted from html using winword, ymmv)
SMIL 537 (converted from html using winword, ymmv)
OpenFormula 371
----
3,202

And that's not including the specs that those specs reference. For
example, SVG also references CSS, Javasciprt, DOM, etc..

It wouldn't surprise me if, all told, a complete set of documents to
implement ODF would far exceed OOXML, maybe even double the size.

Johan Lindquist

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So anyway, it was like, 18:27 CEST Sep 13 2007, you know? Oh, and, yeah,

Erik Funkenbusch was all like, "Dude,
> On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:01:08 +0200, Johan Lindquist wrote:

>>> I haven't changed my opinion on tabbed browsing, despite IE7
>>> offering it.
>>
>> Right. Except for that one time when you realised you started to
>> like them. Maybe that's outside of your definition of "opinion"
>> though, one can actually never be sure about these things when it
>> comes to you. Perhaps it's a "lost in translation" thing.
>>
>> <http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/934bdb408ae0356b>
>
> I said "a bit", and I still find, after almost a year of using IE7
> that I still don't use tabs, because of the problems I have with the
> violation of the UI guidelines.

Does this mean you take exception to the user interface of VS2005 and
the SQL2005 management studio as well then?

> I still like many of the other features of IE7, just not tabbed
> browsing all that much.
>
>> There's about five or six paragraphs where you applaud this nifty
>> feature called "tabbed browsing" that IE7 has, that's apparently
>> much better than the firefox variant, even though the things you
>> like about it in IE7 can be configured in firefox as well. Maybe
>> you just couldn't be arsed to explore the feature before IE7 had
>> it, who knows?
>
> Again, I said I liked it better in IE7 than I did in FF. And no, you
> can't configure FF to act like IE7.

So certain, are you? Well, maybe you really mean that /you/ can't, but
for other people it's certainly possible.

> You can't make FF, for instance, require that you click on a tab
> first before it activates the close X,

I have no "close X" on any of my tabs in firefox. I do have one at the
rightmost end of the tab bar though, it closes the currently active
tab when I click it. Mostly I just right-click the tab I want to close
or press ctrl-w, since I find that much quicker.

> which means it's entirely too easy to close a tab while you're
> trying to activate it.

That depends entirely on how many tabs you have open and what you set
the minimum width of the tabs to, but I do see your point. In fact, I
personally don't like of having a close button on each individual tab
in the first place.

> And you still can't put a new tab button in the tab area.

Again, /you/ might not have the required skills to do so, but I
certainly can put a new tab button in the tab area. I don't want one
there, since I just push ctrl-t to get a frech tab or press alt-return
after typing in a URL to make it open in a new tab.

> Regardless, I just don't like tabs that much.

Your previous article indicated you did, and it also indicated a
change of mind (the "I never thought I'd say this, but.." part).

I do like tabs a lot, since this lets me organise web pages into
categories, I can have all the relevant pages to a project I'm working
on, or an issue I'm looking into all gathered in one window.

This makes "switching context" just a matter of switching firefox
window. That's neither here nor there, though, I just wanted to point
out to you that you seemed to have forgotten changing your mind over
a feature, and for some reason just as it became available on a
microsoft product.

>>> I haven't changed my opinion virtually anything. So why would you
>>> say something like that?
>>
>> Let's just call it a hunch, mkay?
>
> Whatever.

Well put.

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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:42:09 +0200, Johan Lindquist wrote:

>> I said "a bit", and I still find, after almost a year of using IE7
>> that I still don't use tabs, because of the problems I have with the
>> violation of the UI guidelines.
>
> Does this mean you take exception to the user interface of VS2005 and
> the SQL2005 management studio as well then?

No, of course not. Those are MDI interfaces, where individual documents
are all related to the same project.

Web pages, while they may be related, are usually not. Also, I don't nkow
about you, but I tend to work with a lot of external applications when i'm
using web pages, which makes it much easier to alt-tab and find the page
i'm looking for than it is to Alt-tab to the browser, then ctrl-tab to the
page.

>> Again, I said I liked it better in IE7 than I did in FF. And no, you
>> can't configure FF to act like IE7.
>
> So certain, are you? Well, maybe you really mean that /you/ can't, but
> for other people it's certainly possible.

Oh, I suppose you're going to tell me there are extensions that will do
this. Funny how you guys will bitch and moan about having to find device
drivers to install your OS, but then gush about having to spend hours
finding extensions for your browser to make it more functional.

>> You can't make FF, for instance, require that you click on a tab
>> first before it activates the close X,
>
> I have no "close X" on any of my tabs in firefox. I do have one at the
> rightmost end of the tab bar though, it closes the currently active
> tab when I click it. Mostly I just right-click the tab I want to close
> or press ctrl-w, since I find that much quicker.

You must be using an older version of FireFox, it's not been that way in
quite a while. And that's even worse. I'm currently using a Dell 30"
display (2560 pixels wide), that means to close a tab I have to move the
mouse to the far right of the screen. Yes, I could right click on the tab
and choose close, but that defeats the purpose.

>> Regardless, I just don't like tabs that much.
>
> Your previous article indicated you did, and it also indicated a
> change of mind (the "I never thought I'd say this, but.." part).

No, that article I indidcated I liked them "a bit" better than I had
before, and that was because of the way that IE had implemented them. That
doesn't mean I like them overall.

> I do like tabs a lot, since this lets me organise web pages into
> categories, I can have all the relevant pages to a project I'm working
> on, or an issue I'm looking into all gathered in one window.

If FF didn't use so damn much memory per open page I could see how you
would find that useful, but I can't imagine, unless you've got 8GB, that
having dozens of pages open would be all that useful in FF.

Jim Richardson

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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:14:22 -0500,
Erik Funkenbusch <er...@despam-funkenbusch.com> wrote:

> Size of ODF with external specifications included.
>
> ODF 722 pages
> SVG 719
> MathML 665
> XForms 152 (converted from html using winword, ymmv)
> XLink 36 (converted from html using winword, ymmv)
> SMIL 537 (converted from html using winword, ymmv)
> OpenFormula 371
> ----
> 3,202
>
> And that's not including the specs that those specs reference. For
> example, SVG also references CSS, Javasciprt, DOM, etc..
>
> It wouldn't surprise me if, all told, a complete set of documents to
> implement ODF would far exceed OOXML, maybe even double the size.


Are you claiming that OOXML has the definition for SVG, MathML,
Javascript, CSS, DOM, etc in the OOXML spec? or does it not implement
them?


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I see stupid people

Jim Richardson

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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:28:00 -0500,
Erik Funkenbusch <er...@despam-funkenbusch.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:42:09 +0200, Johan Lindquist wrote:
>
>>> I said "a bit", and I still find, after almost a year of using IE7
>>> that I still don't use tabs, because of the problems I have with the
>>> violation of the UI guidelines.
>>
>> Does this mean you take exception to the user interface of VS2005 and
>> the SQL2005 management studio as well then?
>
> No, of course not. Those are MDI interfaces, where individual documents
> are all related to the same project.
>
> Web pages, while they may be related, are usually not. Also, I don't nkow
> about you, but I tend to work with a lot of external applications when i'm
> using web pages, which makes it much easier to alt-tab and find the page
> i'm looking for than it is to Alt-tab to the browser, then ctrl-tab to the
> page.
>

So pull the tab out of the browser, and it becomes it's own window. At
least with FF, dunno about ie7.


>>> Again, I said I liked it better in IE7 than I did in FF. And no, you
>>> can't configure FF to act like IE7.
>>
>> So certain, are you? Well, maybe you really mean that /you/ can't, but
>> for other people it's certainly possible.
>
> Oh, I suppose you're going to tell me there are extensions that will do
> this. Funny how you guys will bitch and moan about having to find device
> drivers to install your OS, but then gush about having to spend hours
> finding extensions for your browser to make it more functional.
>

you claimed it couldn't be done.


>>> You can't make FF, for instance, require that you click on a tab
>>> first before it activates the close X,
>>
>> I have no "close X" on any of my tabs in firefox. I do have one at the
>> rightmost end of the tab bar though, it closes the currently active
>> tab when I click it. Mostly I just right-click the tab I want to close
>> or press ctrl-w, since I find that much quicker.
>
> You must be using an older version of FireFox, it's not been that way in
> quite a while. And that's even worse. I'm currently using a Dell 30"
> display (2560 pixels wide), that means to close a tab I have to move the
> mouse to the far right of the screen. Yes, I could right click on the tab
> and choose close, but that defeats the purpose.
>

I just hit ctrl-w, but that's me.

>>> Regardless, I just don't like tabs that much.
>>
>> Your previous article indicated you did, and it also indicated a
>> change of mind (the "I never thought I'd say this, but.." part).
>
> No, that article I indidcated I liked them "a bit" better than I had
> before, and that was because of the way that IE had implemented them. That
> doesn't mean I like them overall.
>
>> I do like tabs a lot, since this lets me organise web pages into
>> categories, I can have all the relevant pages to a project I'm working
>> on, or an issue I'm looking into all gathered in one window.
>
> If FF didn't use so damn much memory per open page I could see how you
> would find that useful, but I can't imagine, unless you've got 8GB, that
> having dozens of pages open would be all that useful in FF.


13 tabs open in 2 FF windows. FF using 77MB resident, 187MB virtual.
Looks fine to me.

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Erik Funkenbusch

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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:57:29 -0700, Jim Richardson wrote:

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> Erik Funkenbusch <er...@despam-funkenbusch.com> wrote:
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>> Size of ODF with external specifications included.
>>
>> ODF 722 pages
>> SVG 719
>> MathML 665
>> XForms 152 (converted from html using winword, ymmv)
>> XLink 36 (converted from html using winword, ymmv)
>> SMIL 537 (converted from html using winword, ymmv)
>> OpenFormula 371
>> ----
>> 3,202
>>
>> And that's not including the specs that those specs reference. For
>> example, SVG also references CSS, Javasciprt, DOM, etc..
>>
>> It wouldn't surprise me if, all told, a complete set of documents to
>> implement ODF would far exceed OOXML, maybe even double the size.
>
>
> Are you claiming that OOXML has the definition for SVG, MathML,
> Javascript, CSS, DOM, etc in the OOXML spec? or does it not implement
> them?

It doesn't use SVG, but yes, it has the equivelents defined in the spec.
One of the reasons it's so large.

Johan Lindquist

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So anyway, it was like, 19:28 CEST Sep 14 2007, you know? Oh, and, yeah,

Erik Funkenbusch was all like, "Dude,
> On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:42:09 +0200, Johan Lindquist wrote:

>>> I said "a bit", and I still find, after almost a year of using IE7
>>> that I still don't use tabs, because of the problems I have with
>>> the violation of the UI guidelines.
>>
>> Does this mean you take exception to the user interface of VS2005
>> and the SQL2005 management studio as well then?
>
> No, of course not. Those are MDI interfaces, where individual
> documents are all related to the same project.

So tabs are okay, UI-wise as long as they only contain..
project-related documents? I guess that's one way of looking at it.

> Web pages, while they may be related, are usually not.

I tend to keep ones that /are/ related in the same window, so that
makes all the tabs I have in one firefox window related. It would be
fairly silly to keep pages that are unrelated to the context in the
same window, since that would totally defeat the concept of grouping
related pages together. You know?

> Also, I don't nkow about you,

Apparently you don't. At all.

> but I tend to work with a lot of external applications when i'm
> using web pages, which makes it much easier to alt-tab and find the
> page i'm looking for than it is to Alt-tab to the browser, then
> ctrl-tab to the page.

I wouldn't know, I don't ctrl-tab. I switch back to the browser, and
if the page I was looking at last time isn't the one I still want, I
pick another from the row of tabs. They're titled, so I find it pretty
easy.

>>> Again, I said I liked it better in IE7 than I did in FF. And no,
>>> you can't configure FF to act like IE7.
>>
>> So certain, are you? Well, maybe you really mean that /you/ can't,
>> but for other people it's certainly possible.
>
> Oh, I suppose you're going to tell me there are extensions that will
> do this.

There are, in fact. How clever of you to suss that out!

> Funny how you guys

Which guys are those, exactly?

> will bitch and moan about having to find device drivers to install
> your OS, but then gush about having to spend hours finding
> extensions for your browser to make it more functional.

It took me a few minutes to find that particular extension the first
time I went looking for it. Now, since I know what it's called, I can
find it quicker.

Why does it take you hours to find an extension for firefox?

Or, rather, why is it you always exaggerate the time it takes to do
something you don't do yourself, while doing stuff your way takes
nanoseconds (you do recall how fast you claimed to be able to alt-tab,
don't you)?

>>> You can't make FF, for instance, require that you click on a tab
>>> first before it activates the close X,
>>
>> I have no "close X" on any of my tabs in firefox. I do have one at
>> the rightmost end of the tab bar though, it closes the currently
>> active tab when I click it. Mostly I just right-click the tab I
>> want to close or press ctrl-w, since I find that much quicker.
>
> You must be using an older version of FireFox, it's not been that
> way in quite a while.

Now you're just making shit up. My firefox (on the computer I'm
sitting at right now, at least) is version 2.0.0.4, admittedly it's
two minor releases old by now, but that really /is/ the way it is
right now.

Thanks for the reminder to update it though.

> And that's even worse.

What is worse than what? I mentioned about three different things in
that paragraph, which one are you talking about?

> I'm currently using a Dell 30" display (2560 pixels wide),

Oooh, shiny! Good for you! There's this thing called "pointer
acceleration", you might want to check it out.

> that means to close a tab I have to move the mouse to the far right
> of the screen.

No, you could middle-click (I'm sorry, I wrote right-click by mistake
before, that would mean two clicks to close. Middle-clicking once
closes the tab, and that's what I do.) or press ctrl-w, saving you
the trouble of travelling all the way over there. As I said.

> Yes, I could right click on the tab and choose close, but that
> defeats the purpose.

Um, how? It closes the tab. Even if you do count the two clicks, which
was my mistake. Let's try it again with the middle-click approach,
what is wrong with that, compared to left-clicking an X that only
displays on your active tab (this is also configurable in firefox,
btw, if that's what you prefer) would you say?

>>> Regardless, I just don't like tabs that much.
>>
>> Your previous article indicated you did, and it also indicated a
>> change of mind (the "I never thought I'd say this, but.." part).
>
> No, that article I indidcated I liked them "a bit" better than I
> had before, and that was because of the way that IE had implemented
> them. That doesn't mean I like them overall.

It means you changed your mind about a feature, which was what I
wanted to point out to you. That and the coincidentality with it being
available in IE7.

>> I do like tabs a lot, since this lets me organise web pages into
>> categories, I can have all the relevant pages to a project I'm
>> working on, or an issue I'm looking into all gathered in one
>> window.
>
> If FF didn't use so damn much memory per open page I could see how
> you would find that useful, but I can't imagine

You should work on that.

> unless you've got 8GB, that having dozens of pages open would be all
> that useful in FF.

Obviously, if that was a problem, it would be a problem. I don't find
it to be a problem, though, not to mention how completely unrelated it
is to the subject of firefox being configurable in a way you claim it
is not.

Wanna try once more to stick to the subject?

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Peter Köhlmann

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Erik Funkenbusch wrote:

Yes. Like "behave as Word97" to render some stuff?
Seems like an encompassing definition to me
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Anonymous

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Erik Funkenbusch wrote:

> > Are you claiming that OOXML has the definition for SVG, MathML,
> > Javascript, CSS, DOM, etc in the OOXML spec? or does it not
> > implement them?
>
> It doesn't use SVG, but yes, it has the equivelents defined in the
> spec. One of the reasons it's so large.

Fascinating. The reason it's so bloated is it has less functionality.


Wintard logic is a hoot! Thank you. :)

Jim Richardson

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So OOXML doesn't support SVG, MathML, CSS? instead, MS reinvented the
wheel?

again?

figures I suppose.

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The Ghost In The Machine

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In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Jim Richardson
<war...@eskimo.com>
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on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:36:27 -0700
<b1mrr4-...@dragon.myth>:

Please. They "innovated" it. The new Microsoft Wheel(tm)
now has 12 sides for a smoother ride (the old one had 6),
and the axle is offset from center to prevent those open
source round things from replacing it. ;-) Of course,
replacing a Microsoft Wheel(tm) will invalidate your car's
warranty...

Not having seen OOXML in all of its grotesque detail,
I should nevertheless gently suggest that OOXML probably
introduced Visio into the mix. Visio's format presumably
is a quasi-replacement for the bog-standard SVG stuff, and
of course is proprietary.

As for the others...good question.

>
> again?
>
> figures I suppose.
>
>


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Erik Funkenbusch

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Nice dodge. Why not address the point, the necessary information needed to
implement both standards is roughly the same. The size of OOXML is not a
valid argument for why it shouldn't be a standard, or to claim that only
Microsoft can implement it because of it's size.

The only validity here is that those other specs have already gone through
the standardization process, thus reducing the amount the ISO comittee
needs to review.

Tim Smith

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In article <1vmy8bny...@funkenbusch.com>,

Erik Funkenbusch <er...@despam-funkenbusch.com> wrote:
> > So OOXML doesn't support SVG, MathML, CSS? instead, MS reinvented the
> > wheel?
> >
> > again?
> >
> > figures I suppose.
>
> Nice dodge. Why not address the point, the necessary information needed to
> implement both standards is roughly the same. The size of OOXML is not a
> valid argument for why it shouldn't be a standard, or to claim that only
> Microsoft can implement it because of it's size.
>
> The only validity here is that those other specs have already gone through
> the standardization process, thus reducing the amount the ISO comittee
> needs to review.

Actually, MathML and SVG aren't ISO standards, are they? They are W3C
recommendations. What does the ISO committee do when a standard they
are dealing with references outside non-ISO standards like those?


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Tim Smith

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In article <b1mrr4-...@dragon.myth>,

Jim Richardson <war...@eskimo.com> wrote:
> So OOXML doesn't support SVG, MathML, CSS? instead, MS reinvented the
> wheel?
>
> again?
>
> figures I suppose.

SVG was developed out of VML and PGML. VML was from Microsoft, and PGML
was from Adobe and Sun. I believe OOXML is using VML, so they aren't
reinventing the wheel there. They are simply continuing to use a format
they've had for almost 10 years.

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Jim Richardson

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So is the spec for VML also in OOXML? If so, how many pages is it?

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Jim Richardson

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You mean like a standard that says something like
"render as in word97" &etc? :)


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Jim Richardson

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You are avoiding the issue here. Either the page count for OOXML
should also include the CSS spec, or OOXML does not support CSS, same
with MathML, etc. So which is it?


> valid argument for why it shouldn't be a standard, or to claim that only
> Microsoft can implement it because of it's size.
>
> The only validity here is that those other specs have already gone through
> the standardization process, thus reducing the amount the ISO comittee
> needs to review.

Which is quite valid of course.

So how about answering the question, rather than avoiding it. Does OOXML
support CSS, and MathML? or not? You've already admitted that OOXML
doesn't support SVG, so how about the rest?


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a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.

High Plains Thumper

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Erik Funkenbusch wrote:
> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>
>>> Or was that "baloney"?
>>
>> Specification that requires 6,000 pages to explain
>> functionality just has to be that.
>
> I notice you're not including the page counts for the external
> specifications that are necessary to implement ODF, such as
> SVG.
>
> To implement ODF, you would have to read and understand all
> the supplementary specifications as well. You're also not
> including the fact that ODF 1.2 is likely going to be over
> 1000 pages.
>
> The argument that OOXML is too long to understand, but ODF
> isn't has to include everything necessary to implement ODF,
> not just the base specification, otherwise you're simply not
> comparing apples to apples.

I think that the ODF Alliance answered that question nicely in:

http://www.odfalliance.org/resources/OfficeOpenXMLFactSheet.pdf

[quote]
* Why “reinvent” existing standards? One reason for the length
and complexity of OOXML is its failure to reuse existing
standards. Programmers reuse existing tools and skills in the
knowledge that these standards are well-tested and actually work.
Examples of existing standards not used in OOXML include SVG for
drawings and MathML for equations. Instead, OOXML “reinvents the
wheel,” creating unnecessary complexity for programmers.
[/quote]

There are compatibility issues with SVG standards in OOXML:

http://atrc.utoronto.ca/index.php?option=com_content&sectionid=
14&task=view&hidemainmenu=1&id=371

or http://tinyurl.com/yo6q4y

ATRC Version 1.2, Last Revised: 2007-08-07

Accessibility Issues with Office Open XML

Stephen A. Hockema
Jutta Treviranus
Adaptive Technology Resource Centre
University of Toronto

[quote]
4.6. Non-standard colour names and values

Source: ECMA-376, Part 4, Section 2.18.46, page 1738-40 and
5.1.12.48, page 453117

In Section 2.18.46, OOXML does not use the same meaning for their
colour names as is used in the W3C Scalable Vector Graphics (SVG)
standard. For example, “darkgreen” is defined by OOXML as #008000
but by SVG as #006400, “darkgray” is defined by OOXML as #808080
but by SVG as #A9A9A9, “lightgray” is defined by OOXML as #C0C0C0
but by SVG as #D3D3D3, etc.. (Note that the differences between
light and dark versions of the same color are not even the same
between OOXML and SVG.) In contrast, Section 5.1.12.48 introduces
new names for existing SVG mappings. In this section, “dkGray” is
used to refer to #A9A9A9.

These definitions are more than just a matter of taste; they mean
that AT solutions developed for SVG modules to deal with vision
impairments (for example, that utilize dark and light colours for
high contrast to assist people with low vision, or that
manipulate the colour space to assist people with color
blindness) will not be directly portable to, or inter-operable
with application software designed to work natively with OOXML.
(And in cases where AT is manipulating the colour space, these
mappings may not be trivial.)
[/quote]

>> This Office Open XML specification includes a family of
>> schemas defined using the RELAX NG syntax.
>
> ...
>
>> There is nothing relaxing about the specification.
>
> I'm not sure what your point in including this was. RELAX NG
> is actually an OASIS standard.

I was being facetious, have you no humour?

>> Also the ODF spec isn't really 8800 pages to implement is
>> it: Here in the bottom of this article by Miquel de Icaza
>> http://http//tirania.org/blog/archive/2007/Jan-30.html it
>> suggests, with reusing several w3c standards and with OOXML
>> using a bigger line spacing in the specs, that implementing
>> ODF specs would cost almost the same amount of actual
>> specification to be implemented as OOXML. [/quote]
>>
>> Incidentally, clicking on link:
>>
>> http://http//tirania.org/blog/archive/2007/Jan-30.html
>
> Look at the URL.. look closely. You can figure it out, i know
> you can.
>
> From the link above:
>
> Size of ODF with external specifications included.
>
> ODF 722 pages
> SVG 719
> MathML 665

> XForms 152*
> XLink 36*
> SMIL 537*
> OpenFormula 371 ---- 3,202
> *(converted from html using winword, ymmv)

(Note, repeated statement above revised for brevity by using an
asterisk.)

> And that's not including the specs that those specs reference.

> For example, SVG also references CSS, Javascript, DOM, etc..

Except that defies logic, where standards apply and have no need
to be referenced. OOXML references JAVA, Visual BASIC, ASP, etc.
Do we add those to the 8,800 pages? Break out the TUMS to
soften the bloat!

> It wouldn't surprise me if, all told, a complete set of
> documents to implement ODF would far exceed OOXML, maybe even
> double the size.

University of Toronto
Accessibility Issues with Office Open XML (continued):

[quote]
3.2. Does not make use of applicable open standards

An electronic document format must be able to represent many
types of content in addition to text, such as links, form fields
and controls, equations, graphics (for drawings, clip art,
images, graphs, etc.), and other embedded multimedia for audio
and video (especially in the context of presentation documents).
For each of these content types, there are existing standards and
“best practices”. Indeed, accessibility concerns figured
prominently in the development of most of these standards. These
include:

Content Type Accessible Standard
Forms W3C XForms
Graphics W3C Scalable Vector Graphics (SVG)
Links W3C XLinks
Equations W3C MathML
Multimedia W3C Synchronized Multimedia Integration Language
(SMIL)

Table 1. Accessible standards existing for various content types.

However, in all of these cases, OOXML bypassed these
accessibility-vetted approaches in favor of immature and
functionally redundant approaches (some obviously based on
proprietary Microsoft formats that have never before been
presented openly and for which details are scarce). This not only
violates the principles set forth in Section 1.3, but also the
spirit of Guideline 11 of the W3C web accessibility guidelines.
As such, OOXML increases the burden on AT developers, who must
now decipher and support alternative ways of doing similar
things, even if it were the case that each of these content
representations were amenable to AT, for which they have yet to
be vetted.
[/quote]

This is the beauty of using standards. One does not have to
reinvent the wheel. Standards build for uniformity and
familiarity. Also you unwittingly revealed that ODF is already
complete, because it implements the external W3C standards.

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Erik Funkenbusch

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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:43:58 -0700, Jim Richardson wrote:

> So is the spec for VML also in OOXML? If so, how many pages is it?

Yes. About 900 pages document these supplementary formats.

Erik Funkenbusch

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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 20:40:38 +0900, High Plains Thumper wrote:

>> The argument that OOXML is too long to understand, but ODF
>> isn't has to include everything necessary to implement ODF,
>> not just the base specification, otherwise you're simply not
>> comparing apples to apples.
>
> I think that the ODF Alliance answered that question nicely in:
>
> http://www.odfalliance.org/resources/OfficeOpenXMLFactSheet.pdf
>
> [quote]
> * Why “reinvent” existing standards? One reason for the length
> and complexity of OOXML is its failure to reuse existing
> standards. Programmers reuse existing tools and skills in the
> knowledge that these standards are well-tested and actually work.
> Examples of existing standards not used in OOXML include SVG for
> drawings and MathML for equations. Instead, OOXML “reinvents the
> wheel,” creating unnecessary complexity for programmers.
> [/quote]

No, that doesn't even begin to answer the question nicely. Whether or not
you are "reinventing", it's sitll information that must be understood and
implemented to implement ODF.

And MS isn't "reinventing the wheel" so much as using an older wheel that
the newly re-invented wheel (SVG) was based on.

The fact remains, the number of pages you must read and understand to
implement ODF is as large as, or exceeds the number of pages necessary to
implement OOXML.

> There are compatibility issues with SVG standards in OOXML:

Irrelelvant, and also a pointless argument. SVG was based, partly, on VML.
It's really that SVG is no longer compatible with VML.

>>> This Office Open XML specification includes a family of
>>> schemas defined using the RELAX NG syntax.
>>
>> ...
>>
>>> There is nothing relaxing about the specification.
>>
>> I'm not sure what your point in including this was. RELAX NG
>> is actually an OASIS standard.
>
> I was being facetious, have you no humour?

Fine, but what was your point? Humor or not.

>> And that's not including the specs that those specs reference.
>> For example, SVG also references CSS, Javascript, DOM, etc..
>
> Except that defies logic, where standards apply and have no need
> to be referenced. OOXML references JAVA, Visual BASIC, ASP, etc.
> Do we add those to the 8,800 pages? Break out the TUMS to
> soften the bloat!

OOXML does not reference JAVA, VB, or ASP. Where did you get that idea?
There are some things that are included as examples, but they're not
references.

>> It wouldn't surprise me if, all told, a complete set of
>> documents to implement ODF would far exceed OOXML, maybe even
>> double the size.
>
> University of Toronto
> Accessibility Issues with Office Open XML (continued):

Still trying to respond to valid arguments with irrelevant ones, i see.
That's a sign of being unable to argue.

> This is the beauty of using standards. One does not have to
> reinvent the wheel. Standards build for uniformity and
> familiarity. Also you unwittingly revealed that ODF is already
> complete, because it implements the external W3C standards.

What the hell are you smoking? Just because it references external
standards doesn't mean it's "complete". If that were the case, they
wouldn't be adding almost 50% more verbiage to ODF to account for many of
the huge interoperability problems.

Nobody is saying OOXML is a perfect solution, nothing is. ODF isn't
either, and in many case has more but different problems than OOXML. The
problem is that ODF proponents beleve that ODF is perfect, and complete and
that Microsoft has no valid reasons for wanting OOXML.

High Plains Thumper

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Erik Funkenbusch wrote:
> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>
>>> The argument that OOXML is too long to understand, but ODF
>>> isn't has to include everything necessary to implement
>>> ODF, not just the base specification, otherwise you're
>>> simply not comparing apples to apples.
>>
>> I think that the ODF Alliance answered that question nicely
>> in:
>>
>> http://www.odfalliance.org/resources/OfficeOpenXMLFactSheet.pdf
>>
>> [quote]
>> * Why “reinvent” existing standards? One reason for the
>> length and complexity of OOXML is its failure to reuse
>> existing standards. Programmers reuse existing tools and
>> skills in the knowledge that these standards are well-tested
>> and actually work. Examples of existing standards not used
>> in OOXML include SVG for drawings and MathML for equations.
>> Instead, OOXML “reinvents the wheel,” creating unnecessary
>> complexity for programmers.
>> [/quote]
>
> No, that doesn't even begin to answer the question nicely.
> Whether or not you are "reinventing", it's still information

> that must be understood and implemented to implement ODF.

Of course it is information that must be understood. However, if
it is a standard makes it much easier, as the expectation is
uniform. A software programmer who understands the W3C standards
already has a head start:

http://users.rsise.anu.edu.au/~kambara/old_site/software/
software_standards.html

or http://tinyurl.com/3ye3er

Software Standards

[quote]
The primary benefit of adhering to software standards is
efficiency. Standards enable each member of a software team to
work anywhere in the source code without needing to recognize and
adopt a different programming style. More importantly, any
programmer can look anywhere in the sources with reliable
expectations about how the code will be structured, what objects
are, and how to find what they need. In addition, maintenance,
revision and shared use of code are simplified. It is crucial to
recognize that following one standard consistently is much more
important than the details of the standard itself.
[/quote]

> And MS isn't "reinventing the wheel" so much as using an older
> wheel that the newly re-invented wheel (SVG) was based on.

Because of the proprietary nature of the software and lack of
disclosure, it is a learning curve now for all programmers. Even
an MS software engineer who understands W3C standards would have
a head start on ODF.

> The fact remains, the number of pages you must read and
> understand to implement ODF is as large as, or exceeds the
> number of pages necessary to implement OOXML.

That is not a fact. Look at your own numbers. You stated that
after adding all the W3C standards to ODF, Page count was 3,202,
which is one half that of OOXML base documents, not including
corollary documents. An understanding of W3C standards implies
those pages need not be duplicated.

>>>> This Office Open XML specification includes a family of
>>>> schemas defined using the RELAX NG syntax.
>>> ...
>>>
>>>> There is nothing relaxing about the specification.
>>>
>>> I'm not sure what your point in including this was. RELAX
>>> NG is actually an OASIS standard.
>>
>> I was being facetious, have you no humour?
>
> Fine, but what was your point? Humor or not.

It must be hard for you to understand. Do you have a life?

> OOXML does not reference JAVA, VB, or ASP. Where did you get
> that idea? There are some things that are included as
> examples, but they're not references.

Office Open XML Part 4 - Markup Language Reference.pdf

Page 3101:

type (Command Type)

[quote]
When the value is set to "script", the cmd will be interpreted in
the IE runtime as a string containing javascript statements. Note
that this may cause a runtime script error if the script is
invalid at the time it's called.
[/quote]

Page 3147:

[quote]
Formulas within values, from, to, by attributes can be made up of
these:
* Standard arithmetic operators: ‘+’, ‘-‘, ‘*’, ‘/’, ‘^’, ‘%’
(mod)
* Constants: ‘pi’ ‘e’
* Conditional operators: ‘abs’, ‘min’, ‘max’, ‘?’ (if)
* Comparison operators: '==', '>=', '<=', '!=', '!'
* Trigonometric operators: ‘sin()’, ‘cos()’, ‘tan()’,
‘asin()’, ‘acos()’, ‘atan()’
* Natural logarithm ‘ln()’
* Property references (host supported properties)
[Note: The above formula elements are different than those used
in javascript expressions. For example "cos()" used in formulas
would be "Math.cos()" in javascript. end note]
[/quote]

Page 4948:

[quote]
6.4.2.53 ScriptLanguage (HTML Script Language)
This element specifies the language of the custom function. If
the document contains no HTML script, this element should be
ignored. Allowed values are:

Value Description
1 Java
2 Visual Basic
3 ASP
4 Other
[/quote]

>>> It wouldn't surprise me if, all told, a complete set of
>>> documents to implement ODF would far exceed OOXML, maybe
>>> even double the size.
>>
>> University of Toronto Accessibility Issues with Office Open
>> XML (continued):
>>

> Still trying to respond to valid arguments with irrelevant
> ones, i see. That's a sign of being unable to argue.

Use of existing standards and best practises are irrelevant and
invalid arguments? Huh?

>> This is the beauty of using standards. One does not have to
>> reinvent the wheel. Standards build for uniformity and
>> familiarity. Also you unwittingly revealed that ODF is
>> already complete, because it implements the external W3C
>> standards.
>
> What the hell are you smoking? Just because it references
> external standards doesn't mean it's "complete". If that were
> the case, they wouldn't be adding almost 50% more verbiage to
> ODF to account for many of the huge interoperability problems.

It is only incomplete, because Erik Funkenbusch says it is. The
only interoperability problems are those in your mind.

> Nobody is saying OOXML is a perfect solution, nothing is. ODF
> isn't either, and in many case has more but different problems

> than OOXML. The problem is that ODF proponents believe that


> ODF is perfect, and complete and that Microsoft has no valid
> reasons for wanting OOXML.

Again, those many cases of problems and ODF proponent beliefs are
an invention of your mind.

--
HPT

Erik Funkenbusch

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As does one that already understands VML and the like. That argument goes
both ways.

> http://users.rsise.anu.edu.au/~kambara/old_site/software/
> software_standards.html
>
> or http://tinyurl.com/3ye3er
>
> Software Standards
>
> [quote]
> The primary benefit of adhering to software standards is
> efficiency. Standards enable each member of a software team to
> work anywhere in the source code without needing to recognize and
> adopt a different programming style. More importantly, any
> programmer can look anywhere in the sources with reliable
> expectations about how the code will be structured, what objects
> are, and how to find what they need. In addition, maintenance,
> revision and shared use of code are simplified. It is crucial to
> recognize that following one standard consistently is much more
> important than the details of the standard itself.
> [/quote]

Dude. That's an argument about programming standards, as in how you format
your code or what you name your variables. This is not about international
standards.

>> And MS isn't "reinventing the wheel" so much as using an older
>> wheel that the newly re-invented wheel (SVG) was based on.
>
> Because of the proprietary nature of the software and lack of
> disclosure, it is a learning curve now for all programmers. Even
> an MS software engineer who understands W3C standards would have
> a head start on ODF.

The W3C has a lot of standards.

>> The fact remains, the number of pages you must read and
>> understand to implement ODF is as large as, or exceeds the
>> number of pages necessary to implement OOXML.
>
> That is not a fact. Look at your own numbers. You stated that
> after adding all the W3C standards to ODF, Page count was 3,202,
> which is one half that of OOXML base documents, not including
> corollary documents. An understanding of W3C standards implies
> those pages need not be duplicated.

That's ignoring the fact that roughly 1/2 of OOXML is tutorial, examples,
and annotations.

>> OOXML does not reference JAVA, VB, or ASP. Where did you get
>> that idea? There are some things that are included as
>> examples, but they're not references.
>
> Office Open XML Part 4 - Markup Language Reference.pdf

[List of examples deleted]

Those are examples, not references. Scripting is not part of the standard,
therefore any examples of scripting are examples of how it may be used, and
includes values for scripting languges without specifying the scripting
itself.

>> What the hell are you smoking? Just because it references
>> external standards doesn't mean it's "complete". If that were
>> the case, they wouldn't be adding almost 50% more verbiage to
>> ODF to account for many of the huge interoperability problems.
>
> It is only incomplete, because Erik Funkenbusch says it is. The
> only interoperability problems are those in your mind.
>
>> Nobody is saying OOXML is a perfect solution, nothing is. ODF
>> isn't either, and in many case has more but different problems
>> than OOXML. The problem is that ODF proponents believe that
>> ODF is perfect, and complete and that Microsoft has no valid
>> reasons for wanting OOXML.
>
> Again, those many cases of problems and ODF proponent beliefs are
> an invention of your mind.

That's funny, because both Jody from Gnumeric and Miguel say it's
impossible for ODF 1.0 to create interoperable spreadsheet documents.

I'd take their word for it, since they've actually attempted to do so, over
yours who hasn't.

Jim Richardson

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So the core OOXML is "only" some 5100 pages?


And I seem to have missed your answer on OOXML support (or lack thereof)
for CSS and MathML? does it support them? or not?

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Gravity is unforgiving.

High Plains Thumper

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Sep 16, 2007, 8:56:29 AM9/16/07
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It sounds like you are referring to VML, a Microsoft standard,
not the W3C one. ODF does not use VML, it uses SVG.

Here is an interesting comment about VML from the OOXML
specification:

"Office Open XML Part 4 - Markup Language Reference.pdf"

Page 4343:

[Note: The VML format is a legacy format originally introduced
with Office 2000 and is included and fully defined in this
Standard for backwards compatibility reasons. The DrawingML
format is a newer and richer format created with the goal of
eventually replacing any uses of VML in the Office Open XML
formats. VML should be considered a deprecated format included in
Office Open XML for legacy reasons only and new applications that
need a file format for drawings are strongly encouraged to use
preferentially DrawingML .end note]

That IMHO, is a lot of additional baggage a programmer must carry
around to maintain backward compatibility.

>> http://users.rsise.anu.edu.au/~kambara/old_site/software/
>> software_standards.html
>>
>> or http://tinyurl.com/3ye3er
>>
>> Software Standards
>>
>> [quote]
>> The primary benefit of adhering to software standards is
>> efficiency. Standards enable each member of a software team
>> to work anywhere in the source code without needing to
>> recognize and adopt a different programming style. More
>> importantly, any programmer can look anywhere in the sources
>> with reliable expectations about how the code will be
>> structured, what objects are, and how to find what they
>> need. In addition, maintenance, revision and shared use of
>> code are simplified. It is crucial to recognize that
>> following one standard consistently is much more important
>> than the details of the standard itself.
>> [/quote]
>
> Dude. That's an argument about programming standards, as in
> how you format your code or what you name your variables. This
> is not about international standards.

Again, you make no sense. Whether ODF or OOXML, they describe a
markup language, just like HTML or JAVA. They follow a standard.
If you do this, you will obtain this, etc.

Office Open Extensive Mark-up Language (OOXML) is not a
programming standard? Largest document in the set is titled,
"Office Open XML Part 4 - Markup Language Reference.pdf". It
describes the markup language or "code".

>>> And MS isn't "reinventing the wheel" so much as using an
>>> older wheel that the newly re-invented wheel (SVG) was
>>> based on.
>>
>> Because of the proprietary nature of the software and lack
>> of disclosure, it is a learning curve now for all
>> programmers. Even an MS software engineer who understands
>> W3C standards would have a head start on ODF.
>
> The W3C has a lot of standards.

I was referring to W3C standards referenced in ODF. And your
point is?

>>> The fact remains, the number of pages you must read and
>>> understand to implement ODF is as large as, or exceeds the
>>> number of pages necessary to implement OOXML.
>>
>> That is not a fact. Look at your own numbers. You stated
>> that after adding all the W3C standards to ODF, Page count
>> was 3,202, which is one half that of OOXML base documents,
>> not including corollary documents. An understanding of W3C
>> standards implies those pages need not be duplicated.
>
> That's ignoring the fact that roughly 1/2 of OOXML is
> tutorial, examples, and annotations.

After reading portions, it is definitely not tutorial. Yes, it
has some examples and deepened explanations for clarification.
Yes, those examples help to clarify. And weren't those examples
required because the initial draft was clear as mud to the ECMA
review committee?

>>> OOXML does not reference JAVA, VB, or ASP. Where did you
>>> get that idea? There are some things that are included as
>>> examples, but they're not references.
>>
>> Office Open XML Part 4 - Markup Language Reference.pdf
>
> [List of examples deleted]

List of referenced items reinstated, note these are not "examples":

4. PresentationML Reference Material .................2945
4.6 Animation .....................................3071
4.6.28 cmd (Command) ..............................3101

>> Office Open XML Part 4 - Markup Language Reference.pdf
>>

>> Page 3101:

[quote]
4.6.28 cmd (Command)

This element describes the several non-durational type of
commands that can be executed within a timeline. This can be
used to send events, call functions on elements, and send verbs
to embedded objects. For example “Object Action” effects for
Embedded objects and Media commands for sounds/movies such as
"PlayFrom(0.0)" and "togglePause".

Parent Elements
childTnLst (§4.6.25); subTnLst (§4.6.78); tnLst (§4.6.87)

Child Elements Subclause
cBhvr (Common Behavior) §4.6.22

Attributes Description
cmd (Command) This is a string used to define the actual

command. When an event is specified, in IE, the
runtime will register the specific event and make
sure that time conditions (begin/end/etc.)
elsewhere on the page which listen for the event
get hooked up correctly.

The possible values for this attribute are defined
by the XML Schema string datatype.
[/quote]

>> type (Command Type)
>>
>> [quote]
>> When the value is set to "script", the cmd will be
>> interpreted in the IE runtime as a string containing
>> javascript statements. Note that this may cause a runtime
>> script error if the script is invalid at the time it's
>> called.
>> [/quote]

[quote]
Attributes Description
type (§4.8.36).

The following XML Schema fragment defines the contents of this
element:

<complexType name="CT_TLCommandBehavior">
<sequence>
<element name="cBhvr" type="CT_TLCommonBehaviorData"
minOccurs="1" maxOccurs="1"/>
</sequence>
<attribute type="ST_TLCommandType" name="type" use="optional"/>
<attribute name="cmd" type="xsd:string" use="optional"/>
</complexType>
[/quote]

Next reference has to do with spreadsheet drawings:

6. VML Reference Material ............................4343
6.4 VML - SpreadsheetML Drawing ...................4920
6.4.2 Elements ....................................4923
6.4.2.53 ScriptLanguage (HTML Script Language) ....4948

>> Page 4948:
>>
>> [quote]
>> 6.4.2.53 ScriptLanguage (HTML Script Language)
>> This element specifies the language of the custom function.
>> If the document contains no HTML script, this element should
>> be ignored. Allowed values are:
>>
>> Value Description
>> 1 Java
>> 2 Visual Basic
>> 3 ASP
>> 4 Other
>> [/quote]

[quote]
[Example:
<x:ClientData ... > ...
<x:ScriptLanguage>1</x:ScriptLanguage>
</x:ClientData>
end example]

The possible values for this element are defined by the XML
Schema nonNegativeInteger datatype.

Parent Elements
ClientData (§6.4.2.12)
[/quote]

Spreadsheet can have macros embedded, including Visual Basic
scripting.

> Those are examples, not references. Scripting is not part of
> the standard, therefore any examples of scripting are examples
> of how it may be used, and includes values for scripting
> languges without specifying the scripting itself.

You are again talking double. OOXML makes references to Visual
Basic, ASP and particularly Javascripting. That is best
illustrated in your concluding statements:

>>> What the hell are you smoking? Just because it references
>>> external standards doesn't mean it's "complete". If that
>>> were the case, they wouldn't be adding almost 50% more
>>> verbiage to ODF to account for many of the huge
>>> interoperability problems.
>>
>> It is only incomplete, because Erik Funkenbusch says it is.
>> The only interoperability problems are those in your mind.
>>
>>> Nobody is saying OOXML is a perfect solution, nothing is.
>>> ODF isn't either, and in many case has more but different
>>> problems than OOXML. The problem is that ODF proponents
>>> believe that ODF is perfect, and complete and that
>>> Microsoft has no valid reasons for wanting OOXML.
>>
>> Again, those many cases of problems and ODF proponent
>> beliefs are an invention of your mind.
>
> That's funny, because both Jody from Gnumeric and Miguel say
> it's impossible for ODF 1.0 to create interoperable
> spreadsheet documents.
>
> I'd take their word for it, since they've actually attempted
> to do so, over yours who hasn't.

Oh yeah, typical Funkenbusch style, starts into his drama queen
act by accusing his opponent of tokin' wacky weed, doesn't post
what points either Jody or Miguel states, then come up with a
level of arrogance to discredit my statements.

Winston Churchill once said, "A fanatic is one who can't change
his mind and won't change the subject."

Sir Churchill was right and so was Robert Parsonage:

http://colatrolls.blogspot.com/2007/01/erik-funkenbusch-troll.html

or http://tinyurl.com/2maqke

--
HPT

Erik Funkenbusch

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On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 21:56:29 +0900, High Plains Thumper wrote:

>>> Of course it is information that must be understood.
>>> However, if it is a standard makes it much easier, as the
>>> expectation is uniform. A software programmer who
>>> understands the W3C standards already has a head start:
>>
>> As does one that already understands VML and the like. That
>> argument goes both ways.
>
> It sounds like you are referring to VML, a Microsoft standard,
> not the W3C one. ODF does not use VML, it uses SVG.

I didn't say it did. You appear not to be able to follow a thread.

Let me break it down for you. Your argument is that anyone that
understands the necessary formats for ODF has a head start, My point is
that anyone that understands VML and the like would also have a head start.
Your argument is pointless.

>> Dude. That's an argument about programming standards, as in
>> how you format your code or what you name your variables. This
>> is not about international standards.
>
> Again, you make no sense. Whether ODF or OOXML, they describe a
> markup language, just like HTML or JAVA. They follow a standard.
> If you do this, you will obtain this, etc.
>
> Office Open Extensive Mark-up Language (OOXML) is not a
> programming standard? Largest document in the set is titled,
> "Office Open XML Part 4 - Markup Language Reference.pdf". It
> describes the markup language or "code".

Do you have any idea how stupid your argument sounds? You're confusing
programming style standards with international standards.

>>> Because of the proprietary nature of the software and lack
>>> of disclosure, it is a learning curve now for all
>>> programmers. Even an MS software engineer who understands
>>> W3C standards would have a head start on ODF.
>>
>> The W3C has a lot of standards.
>
> I was referring to W3C standards referenced in ODF. And your
> point is?

You were being vague, saying anyone that understood W3C standards had a
head start.

>>>> The fact remains, the number of pages you must read and
>>>> understand to implement ODF is as large as, or exceeds the
>>>> number of pages necessary to implement OOXML.
>>>
>>> That is not a fact. Look at your own numbers. You stated
>>> that after adding all the W3C standards to ODF, Page count
>>> was 3,202, which is one half that of OOXML base documents,
>>> not including corollary documents. An understanding of W3C
>>> standards implies those pages need not be duplicated.
>>
>> That's ignoring the fact that roughly 1/2 of OOXML is
>> tutorial, examples, and annotations.
>
> After reading portions, it is definitely not tutorial. Yes, it
> has some examples and deepened explanations for clarification.
> Yes, those examples help to clarify. And weren't those examples
> required because the initial draft was clear as mud to the ECMA
> review committee?

Perhaps you should have read the sections that are tutorial. And OASIS
should have required similar examples and tutorial for ODF. If they had
done their job, things like lack of spreadsheet formulas and accessibility
wouldn't have slipped through unnoticed.

> Spreadsheet can have macros embedded, including Visual Basic
> scripting.

You really don't undestand what you read, do you? Yes, they can. BUT THEY
ARE NOT PART OF THE STANDARD.

>> Those are examples, not references. Scripting is not part of
>> the standard, therefore any examples of scripting are examples
>> of how it may be used, and includes values for scripting
>> languges without specifying the scripting itself.
>
> You are again talking double. OOXML makes references to Visual
> Basic, ASP and particularly Javascripting. That is best
> illustrated in your concluding statements:

No, Javascript, Java, VB, and ASP are not referenced. In a standard,
referencing means that their functions are required, but they are defined
in an external standard. The examples you site are lists of just that,
examples of what can be used. They are neither required, or even optional
parts of the standard. Implementations are free to have that functionality
if they want, and if they do it merely provides a field to indicate it's
usage.

>> That's funny, because both Jody from Gnumeric and Miguel say
>> it's impossible for ODF 1.0 to create interoperable
>> spreadsheet documents.
>>
>> I'd take their word for it, since they've actually attempted
>> to do so, over yours who hasn't.
>
> Oh yeah, typical Funkenbusch style, starts into his drama queen
> act by accusing his opponent of tokin' wacky weed, doesn't post
> what points either Jody or Miguel states, then come up with a
> level of arrogance to discredit my statements.

It was in the very web page YOU initially referenced (but couldn't seem to
figure out how to fix the obvious typo).

> Winston Churchill once said, "A fanatic is one who can't change
> his mind and won't change the subject."

That seems to define you a lot better.

Tim Smith

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In article <fcj96a$u87$1...@news.albasani.net>,

High Plains Thumper <highplai...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> Again, you make no sense. Whether ODF or OOXML, they describe a
> markup language, just like HTML or JAVA. They follow a standard.
> If you do this, you will obtain this, etc.

Java is a markup language?!

--
--Tim Smith

Hadron

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Tim Smith <reply_i...@mouse-potato.com> writes:

Ask MakeItAllUp or Rexx. One of them will have been involved in its
design.

--
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Peter Köhlmann

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Hadron wrote:

Another fine "true linux advocacy post" from the "true linux
advocate", "kernel hacker", "emacs user", "swapfile expert", "X
specialist", "CUPS guru", "USB-disk server admin", "newsreader magician"
and "hardware maven" Hadron Quark, aka Hans Schneider, aka Damian O'Leary

--
"Against stupidity, the very gods themselves contend in vain."
Friedrich Schiller

High Plains Thumper

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Sep 16, 2007, 4:10:42 PM9/16/07
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Erik Funkenbusch wrote:
> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>
>> Oh yeah, typical Funkenbusch style, starts into his drama
>> queen act by accusing his opponent of tokin' wacky weed,
>> doesn't post what points either Jody or Miguel states, then
>> come up with a level of arrogance to discredit my
>> statements.
>>
>> Winston Churchill once said, "A fanatic is one who can't
>> change his mind and won't change the subject."
>>
>> Sir Churchill was right and so was Robert Parsonage:
>>
>> http://colatrolls.blogspot.com/2007/01/erik-funkenbusch-troll.html
>>
>> or http://tinyurl.com/2maqke
>
> That seems to define you a lot better.

Well, folks, I am ending this dialogue, seeing the Funkenbusch
troll cannot carry on a decent dialogue, does his selective
snippages, does not reply to my points, points out typo that is
directly quoted from a webpage, ad nauseum.

These agendas basically describe his methodologies employed in
this thread:

http://www.faqs.org/faqs/linux/advocacy/faq-and-primer/

For clarity, numbers have been added to first 9 points:

[selective quotes]
7.6 Trespasser Disinformation Tactics

This is a list of the disinformation tactics that the that
the anti-Linux propagandists who post in COLA have been using.
All of these tactics have been used in COLA by the anti-Linux
propagandists against the Linux advocates and the rest of the
COLA readership to further the cause of the anti-Linux
propagandists. This list has been worded as though you are one of
them, so that you can better see through their eyes how they think.

1. Act offended or claim that opposing viewpoints are incredible
and/or unbelievable. When you are unable to valid argument to
refute a Linux advocate, use empty statements such as:
* "OH PULEEEZE!"
* "Only a Linonut would say that"
* "And they wonder why no one takes Linux seriously!"
* "How dare you say that!"
* "That's the way to offend thousands!"

2. Distract your opponent from the issues at hand by accusing
your opponents of being "petty", "pathetic", "childish" or any of
a number of other such terms.

3. Put your opponent off guard by insulting him. The liberal
use of profanity and vulgarisms can be very effective,
particularly when used against you more dignified opponents.
Your experience as a school yard bully can be handy here.

4. Be patronizing, condescending and present an air of
superiority. It may hide your inferiority to the casual reader.
Use phrases like "kid" or "son", to elevate your relative
apparent authority by attempting to diminish that of the Linux
advocate you are addressing.

15. Avoid answering direct questions. Avoid answering a direct
questions that you fear by claiming to not have seen the question
then refuse to address it for other reasons. Keep it up along
with other tactics until your opponent is distracted from the
question.

16. Turn a question asked of you back on your opponent. Better
yet, turn the questions back on the Linux Advocate with a
question like: "What do you think is the `right' answer, lamer?"
You have now taken the heat off of your ignorance and you have
cast doubt on the credibility of your opponent.

17. Don't substantiate your claims. Refuse to present evidence
to support your invalid claims. Repeat your invalid claims and
have your anti-Linux propagandist comrades do the same. Do the
same for any invalid claims that you have notice your anti-Linux
propagandists comrades make.

18. Don't discuss evidence counter to your position. Avoid
examining or discussing evidence counter to your position. This
is especially effective when combined with 3.2.8, Dancing Fool,
wherein you change your position with every post.

20. Narrow the scope of threads so that you can handle it. Narrow
the scope of the issues that are being addressed in a thread to
details you feel that you can refute, ridicule, or dismiss
leaving the main issues unaddressed.

23. Lie. Lie, lie, lie, lie. If you do it often enough you may
create the appearance of truth.

26. Attack typos and ignore the content of the message. Point
out your opponent's grammatical flaws and spelling errors. By
doing this you can concentrate on form while ignoring substance.
This is a very handy method to discredit your opponent and by
extension his position, without once again exposing your
ignorance of the issues begin discussed in the thread.

29. Unreasonably proclaim your reasonableness. If your method to
deliver anti-Linux propaganda is not among the more article
style, you can try to claim to be reasonable. Of course if you
really were reasonable, you would not be an anti-Linux
propagandists in he first place; however, compared to your more
radical comrades you may seem to be more reasonable. You can not
be certain that the readership of COLA will accept your actions
as being reasonable without your prompting them to think of you
that way. So you need frequently mention how reasonable you are.

31. If it makes Microsoft or Windows look bad call it a rumor.
Claim that anything that tends to make Microsoft or Windows look
bad is an unfounded rumor and that you opponent is being unfair.
If the information is obscure enough claim that it is an urban
legend, hoping that no one knows that many legends are based on fact.
[/selective quotes]

Well, this time he really hit the jackpot. Apparently he does
not have a life. Gauging his bitterness, perhaps if he rode his
Harley-Davidson more often, he would not behave as constipated.
Then OTOH, may be not. All chrome and no where to go.

Regardless, into the bozo bin you go ..... ** plink! **

--
HPT

Hadron

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High Plains Thumper <highplai...@invalid.invalid> writes:

> Erik Funkenbusch wrote:
>> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>>
>>> Oh yeah, typical Funkenbusch style, starts into his drama queen act
>>> by accusing his opponent of tokin' wacky weed, doesn't post what
>>> points either Jody or Miguel states, then come up with a level of
>>> arrogance to discredit my statements.
>>>
>>> Winston Churchill once said, "A fanatic is one who can't change his
>>> mind and won't change the subject."
>>>
>>> Sir Churchill was right and so was Robert Parsonage:
>>>
>>> http://colatrolls.blogspot.com/2007/01/erik-funkenbusch-troll.html
>>>
>>> or http://tinyurl.com/2maqke
>>
>> That seems to define you a lot better.
>
> Well, folks, I am ending this dialogue, seeing the Funkenbusch troll
> cannot carry on a decent dialogue, does his selective snippages, does

You are truly a pathetic little man. As usual trying to wheedle out of
the hole you have dug yourself.

> not reply to my points, points out typo that is directly quoted from a
> webpage, ad nauseum.

He did. But you threw all your toys out of the cot as soon as you
realized that you had been caught bullshitting again.

>
> These agendas basically describe his methodologies employed in this
> thread:

*snip more copied garbage that Rafael uses to bore his audience to death
in the hope they don't actually read the garbage that had been hilited
as indicative of his cluelessness*

High Plains Thumper

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Sep 16, 2007, 5:40:48 PM9/16/07
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Hadron wrote:

> High Plains Thumper writes:
>
>> Well, folks, I am ending this dialogue, seeing the
>> Funkenbusch troll cannot carry on a decent dialogue, does
>> his selective snippages, does
>
> You are truly a pathetic little man. As usual trying to
> wheedle out of the hole you have dug yourself.
>
>> not reply to my points, points out typo that is directly
>> quoted from a webpage, ad nauseum.
>
> He did. But you threw all your toys out of the cot as soon as
> you realized that you had been caught bullshitting again.
>
>> These agendas basically describe his methodologies employed
>> in this thread:
>
> *snip more copied garbage that Rafael uses to bore his
> audience to death in the hope they don't actually read the
> garbage that had been hilited as indicative of his
> cluelessness*

Hmmm .... you really are an idiot. Nevertheless, it is an
example of another fine "true linux advocacy post" from the "true

linux advocate", "kernel hacker", "emacs user", "swapfile
expert", "X specialist", "CUPS guru", "USB-disk server admin",
"newsreader magician" and "hardware maven" Hadron Quark, aka Hans

Schneider, aka Damian O'Leary.

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HPT
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without
result. Winston Churchill

Erik Funkenbusch

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Sep 16, 2007, 6:14:22 PM9/16/07
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On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:10:42 +0900, High Plains Thumper wrote:

> Erik Funkenbusch wrote:
>> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>>
>>> Oh yeah, typical Funkenbusch style, starts into his drama
>>> queen act by accusing his opponent of tokin' wacky weed,
>>> doesn't post what points either Jody or Miguel states, then
>>> come up with a level of arrogance to discredit my
>>> statements.
>>

>> That seems to define you a lot better.
>
> Well, folks, I am ending this dialogue, seeing the Funkenbusch
> troll cannot carry on a decent dialogue, does his selective
> snippages, does not reply to my points, points out typo that is
> directly quoted from a webpage, ad nauseum.

Tell you what, moron. Why don't you try using your own words to argue
rather than pasting reams of irrelevant crap into the discussion, and
perhaps I won't snip so much.

I pointed out the typo because you made a big deal about not being able to
go to the url, when even half a braincell's thought would have noticed the
obvious typo. The point being, the site you provided the link to supported
my argument, and you simply can't come back with anything that makes any
sense (not that this hasn't stopped you before).

[more cut and paste garbage to make his arguments because he can't make
them himself]

> Regardless, into the bozo bin you go ..... ** plink! **

There you go, you can't argue, so stick your head in the sand. Nice job.

Hadron

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Sep 17, 2007, 2:28:24 AM9/17/07
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Erik Funkenbusch <er...@despam-funkenbusch.com> writes:

It's the COLA way. Unfortunately for Rafael here, he thinks he's sucking
up to Roy and Mark Kent. Little does he realize that they will savage
him in the near future and start doubting his "purity". I almost feel
for the poor little guy since he has no idea how ridiculous his posts
are - the reams of pasted information he resorts to shows the
shallowness of his pretensions. And Mark will know. He always does.

--
For adult education nothing beats children.

Hadron

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Sep 17, 2007, 2:25:51 AM9/17/07
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High Plains Thumper <highplai...@invalid.invalid> writes:

Another "empty post" from Rafael

High Plains Thumper

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Sep 17, 2007, 6:54:18 AM9/17/07
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Hadron wrote:
> Erik Funkenbusch writes:

>> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>>
>>> Regardless, into the bozo bin you go ..... ** plink! **
>>
>> There you go, you can't argue, so stick your head in the
>> sand. Nice job.

I plonked him, all I see is "yap-yap-yap", freaking tenacity of a
chihuahua, really needs a life.

> It's the COLA way. Unfortunately for Rafael here, he thinks
> he's sucking up to Roy and Mark Kent. Little does he realize
> that they will savage him in the near future and start
> doubting his "purity". I almost feel for the poor little guy
> since he has no idea how ridiculous his posts are - the reams
> of pasted information he resorts to shows the shallowness of
> his pretensions. And Mark will know. He always does.

Hmmm .... you seem to have a real gift for confirming that you're
an idiot.

Another fine example of a "true linux advocacy post" from the

"true linux advocate", "kernel hacker", "emacs user", "swapfile
expert", "X specialist", "CUPS guru", "USB-disk server admin",
"newsreader magician" and "hardware maven" Hadron Quark, aka Hans
Schneider, aka Damian O'Leary.

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