Pick Low Maintenance Delphi Contractor for Yuors Software Dev

Tire'd of arguing with moody, preeema donnas about your progect?

You run business of yours. You want programmer who just shut up and code. You tired of
heering bull stuff like "process", "refactoring", "documentation". You want, just shut the
hell up and code it up for us you say, even if it broken you want it like that.

That were I come into the picture.

I develop all your softwares. Effisiently, easily, cheaply, just like you say, literally.
I'm very literal minded.

I have programming Delphi. All veriosn of the softwarez, Delphi 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 2006
a very long distance. I develop you softwares for cheaps for low wage type earnings.

It makes me happy with a smile to make cheapness more so than fat, lazy American
programmmmers. My contentness with low livings standard make me more good choice than US
citizen.

US citizens also haff bad habits of question authority figurines. They want to know "why".
They don just shut up and code things like you want and like.

Humble. No pride with me, I do wat you say. No "wrong way" says me. I not argu with you
even if you really wrong. You customer, you have money, you are riht.

I run rings arounds snoobby programmers who want you to buy expensive and time wasted
version control systems. Zip files just fine with me. Just pick the code you want, unzip
and build it. Lots of zips, lots of choices, something must work in the pyle of zips. It's
exciting to see what code has piled up sometimes, you can't do that with Sourcesafe.

It all good. I promise this all.

Sincerely,

Saprasadecceio

You better watch your tone of insulting us fat and lazy American programmers.

Hello Saprasadecceio,

Best post I've ever seen here, thanks for the laugh

That's hilarious! Best laugh I've had all day!

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It's early yet.

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Damn straight!

My frends,

Do not misundertake me. I not in competition with you nor a poopet for you amuse.

We offshore cheap Delphi developes seek Delphi work. Simple as that. We cheap. We do not
get in way of client.

Some client hate design. So I no design. Just code. Client then pay, I like that a LOT.

And begging for Delphi job never hurt no one. Grovel and subserving make us what we are.

Thank God for Limewire and torrent file shareing, where recent Delphi be mine for the
load-down. Price of Bor Land Studio 2006 is much more than cost of wife + small herd of
goat in my village.

On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 22:59:47 +0000 (UTC), Mark Gohara <mark....@aristocrat-inc.com>
said:

Fat American programmers spill mayonaise on the keyboard from their
huge ham sandwiches while taking their long lunch breaks and tying up
the company lines on endless personal phone calls to their fat, ugly
childless girlfriends. They spend their days writing satirical
humorous missives on newsgroups instead of working. They try to
organize trade unions to protect their so-called rights which will be
smashed by good literal minded heardworking foreign code writers
willing to cross virtual picket lines and save the American economy!

What is your hourly rate in goats?

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Now go away or I will taunt you a second time

"Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation
of Borlandstan"

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