some people out there don’t have maps…
such as and I believe that they should, our education…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Pageant Kitteh lacks
formal education, but
hungers for whirled peas.
pageant kitteh promises to halp feed teh other hungy kittehs in teh erf… much noms for every kitteh!
kitteh good roll model, dinn’a roll that iz….
besides whirled peas, pajent kitteh wontz mor gunz for pleas ofalsirs.
….. for our children…..
in ordur fur whirled peas she mus stop the violins.
Will there be peas in our thyme?
Awl wee are saying iz give pizza chants.
Awl wee are sayin iz, “give Jesus pants!”
cawfee spyoo on keebord!!!1!
i wish i could give you 10 cheezburgers!! LMAO!!
peeps juz wanna be happi
kittehs juz wanna be fweez
pepperoniez n muskruums
motzorellahz n cheez
ICHC gives uz a forrum
wez tickles de wurdz
an dispense wit decorrum
oh oh oh oh oh oh
juz give pissa chantz !!!
Mai pissa iz molto benny!
Iz da pizza de REESISTANTZ !!!
Revalooshunary peetsa?
Yesh, and I tinks dat whirled peas will alzo stopz teh sax….DO NOT WANT sax and violins!
And pleez to have more taller ants.
violins iz nevar the ants, sir.
we otter hold hansons, ted.
“Tuffer penalteez foar paroal violaturs, Alecks!”
Mis Congeenealitee!
u think i’m goreous, u want to kissss meeeeee
psh, mai kittehz be smartr than th@, and they be onlee three yeerz old!
Pageant Kitteh wants to work with kittens and has world peace wit puppies. Her has stripies and tayl is shapely 12″
*ahem* Dat’s “whirled peas”. Getz it riet!
Pageant kitteh looks smartr than Mis Carolinuh. Prittier 2
troo, i wuz thinkin the pickchurr capshuns r ushaly ezier 2 reed than dis 1. kittehs makez more sentce. jus sayin.
We U.S. Americans have a hard time understanding blonde beauty pageant contestants.
Kittiz definutlie makz moar wif da sens. My kitiz iz varee kleer abowt der pozishinz. Dey nont kare who gotz mapz, an who nont gots maps. Dey thot zhe sed “napz”. Dey varee konsernd abowt kitiz whut nont gitz naps. Dey wunt da kanopnr to make da guushifuud an datz dat.
Der she iz
Miss Kitteh-merikahhh
Der she iz
Yoor Eyedeel!!!
Eyez uv gold, hayr uv tabby, dis 3 yeer old shorthayr iz da Amurkin Dreem kitteh.
She manetaynz her svelt figgur by sticking to strick rejimen ov cheezburgers, micies, and airobickallee captchoored birdies.
Measuurs R 19-24-17, an attenz Mr Liyur Skool ov Lyuring.
5 burgerz for teh skool!
Pagint kitteh kyooter dan Miss Sowth Cerolina. I beleeve pagint kitteh wants help to de kuntriez en edgikashen fer Iraks en Sowth Afrikas en de US.
Can I has awtograff, pagint kitteh?
is a instint clasik. 5 cheezburgerz
sum ppl can haz chzbrgrs…udder dunn hafs n e but dey shud…n udders who dunn wish dey did…so all n all i wish evrybudee havs chezburgerz cuz den dey would all not havs no bergrz…den deyd be happee…and haf chzburzgrz
…n den, liek, i cud b cheerleederz 4 chzburgerz n den not has worree bout collij maps n buks n sumz n thinx stuffs. Yay u kno wut? I n den i clds be Pwesident 2! N gifs chzburgrfz…..o noes. O wait. Daddeh nots Pwesident i can not has Pwesident?
U sed ‘liek’ ony wunz. U’z hafta say ‘liek’ liek a milyun tiems….liek…..
Ya, Coach sez yoo gotta hit all yoor talkin poynts, an yuuz all da buzz werds!!
so, liek, chzburgrs foar awl… bekuz we U.S. ‘merikanz has a weigh problem newaiz an’ we had manny chzburgrs, an liek, such as, sooo…. owait, i has a txt…
I bet Pageant Kitteh voted for bush
separated at birth maybe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WbOUwbwr2w
O Gawd! Dat too funnee!! OB-GYNs don’t have maps! LOL!!! I been to dat doctor!! Malpraktiss!!!
OB-GYN’s need maps to find where babies come from????
Oh my gawd I remember that speech. “There’s an old saying in Tennesse…well, I know it’s in Texas, it’s probably in Tennessee too…
D’oh. Is it 2008 yet?
I tink poor kitteh is pozezzeded and chanulling Shrub. Here, poor kitteh … wakez up,
She can has exorschism?
hahahaha, 5 burgrz!
Pajint kitteh is mutch moar elokwent den miss saowth cawrolina, and mutch more bootiful too. Sutch as.
Plz no insult kitteh smartz. Kitteh noes that thr’s no map shortge.
Freakin’ MapQuest! >_<
Der is no shorge of dat maps. but dey all be drawed by pajint Kitteh. Ya know. Liek wher colorado is by kentucky and, liek, alaska is smaller than texas, rite?
OMG! Ma fayvrit! Dang, took lef turn, nao I in owtr spayces!! F#$@kin Mapquest!!!
Manfred! Hao u getz Ayla’s crown?? Hao ai sleepz thru awl teh noyses?
if thas whut manfred luks lik tehn hes one pritty kitteh. yu lucki kitteh mommeh.
Yesh, Manfred are bery handsum kitteh.
I lubs me sum tabbiez. 
Fank u! I fink ai’m lukee to hab himz, too! Manfred luks lyk dis wid lyttel wite spot on noes n wite mittenz n buteses! He bery sweet kitteh, lubs to kerl ups wid me wen ai snuzin or layn on beeg lawng chare! Cheks owt hiz pik on Cheezfrenz!
awwww, I used to hab a kitteh taht luked jus’ liek hims… wen I was just a liddle kitten moself. kitteh kommited suicide, tho… :**(*
Pajnt Kitteh khamenterry can helps uuhs unnerstnad teh crysis in US ejacashun.
You’re going to talk about the education problem in the United States talking like that?
If you’re a representative of US education, we were better off with Miss South Carolina.
Hi, you must be new here.
Go back under your bridge, troll.
I think the troll misunderstands this forum
I think you misunderstand sarcasm and irony.
I noes wat this forumz a bout.
Apparently, you missed the sarcasm with which my comment was written.
Sarcasm doesn’t drip to well on a computer.
I did not mean to say that the comments that you all have written are somehow unintelligent — far from it — I meant the beauty queen’s commentary. Srsly sorry if it came across that way.
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We can has ironical smiley?
Oh noes! Sarcasm drip in my kybrd!
sarCATsm. Hehehe i see it!